#תוכוס

[thisiscrazysblog]

תוכוס שמח כולם ♥️

[jvp-wannabe]

גח תוכוס !חעמס

[angryjewishcockroach]

I have been thinking about this video nonstop since I first saw it on Instagram. I hope everybody has a very happy tuchus!

[Video ID: A Jewish woman (Rabbi Yael Buechler, @midrashmanicures on Instagram) speaks to the camera: We have reached a new low in holiday product fails. This treat box is for Sukkot. It's featured on Amazon and Sukkot is a holiday that doesn't get a lot of love so kudos for having a product for Sukkot. It says Happy Sukkot and in the Hebrew it says--wait for it--tuchus! Happy tuchus! Tuchus is Sukkot spelled backwards. The product clearly wasn't vetted in the Hebrew. This other treat box just says Tuchus. I'm thinking we should create some sort of governing body that "certifies" Jewish holiday products as being "kosher" because this is a new low. Anyway I want to wish you all a very happy Tuchus." The first box she shows is pale green decorated with images of apples, pomegranates, and branches and the words "happy sukkot" and תוכוס. The second treat box is pale orange with a similar motif and the word תוכוס. End ID]

[angryjewishcockroach]

A follow-up to Amazon's Happy Tuchus treat boxes 🍋

[Video ID: A Jewish woman (Rabbi Yael Buechler, @midrashmanicures on Instagram) speaks to the camera sitting inside a pop-up tent decorated like a sukkah: "I just got this super cute pop-up Sukkah on Amazon. It was really easy to assemble, and it even comes with these pre-cut paper slips for making paper chains for your Sukkah. Adorable. The Sukkah is perfect. Except for one slight issue. It read Sameach Hanukkah. Happy Hanukkah. It actually says Hanukkah Happy! Are we celebrating Hanukkah in the Sukkah? I doubt the makers of this product know this, but according to the Book of Maccabees Hanukkah is actually based off of the holiday of Sukkot. You see, when we rededicated the temple in Jerusalem we celebrated we had most recently missed. So sort of like Christmas in July, Hanukkah is like Sukkot in the winter. In any event I want to wish you a Sameach Hanukkah and continued Happy Tuchus." At the end of the video, she pulls out a pale orange treat box that reads תוכוס. End ID]

[jellybeanium124]

stede who doesn't realize he's wanted to convert for at least six months: what if I get תוכוס tattooed on me somewhere is that okay? would that be okay? ed: PLEASE GET תוכוס TATTOOED ON YOUR BUTT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

have you seen the sukkot “donut holes from dunkin” type boxes (why do we need specific donut hole boxes specifically for sukkot? who’s to say!) amazon is selling that say “tuchus” instead of “sukot” due to the hebrew being written left to right instead of right to left because after I was done laughing at them myself my first thought was “Ed Teach would love these.” Ed giving Stede homemade baked goods in boxes that say “happy tuchus” on them and other beautiful images in my mind

I am so so happy that you brought these to my attention holy shit. I found a couple product listings from the company making them and they're just fantastic all-around on so many levels that could be solved by involving one (1) Jewish person in the process. I've never known any people who need specific gift/food boxes for Sukkot. Some of the product images show people very obviously celebrating Passover and Hanukkah, which are (and this is true), not Sukkot

And for anyone who doesn't speak hebrew/yiddish: tuchus means butt. Ed would ADORE these. My personal favorite is the one that is Hebrew-only text so you've got a cute little box that just says ASS. Happy tuchus is, of course, a classic as well and Ed will naturally be annoying everyone by saying it forever.

I can so see Ed using these to bring Stede cute little pastries and everyone would be like "awwww! what's the occasion? Is there a Jewish holiday right now?" and Stede would have to say no. no he just wanted to use the butt boxes again