#˖ ✧ by the recipe » ( headcanons )

[xiao-come-home]

Even MORE pre-release Boothill. Please bear with me im doing my best,, slightly sug/gestive in one paragraph 🤸‍♀️

I've read somewhere that Boothill short-circuits when he's embarrassed AND I STAND BY IT. 1000%. I am here to spread this like a disease. His system is definitely able to process his emotions, but when you do something that makes his heart skip a beat, he freezes in his spot, his cheeks gain the most beautiful scarlet color... And then you hear the worst combination of malfunctioning robotic noises, AND then sparks fly off of him. Might have to wait a few minutes until he comes back...

Boothill might look like he's calm outside, but he just FEELS the blue screen coming when things get too heated with no break whatsoever or too much fluids go past the protective metal plates. His body stops in place, is absolutely unresponsive, and his eyes flash blue.

Don't worry though, your Boothill has a restart button, right in the middle of his upper back, hidden by his half-vest (or.. whatever that is). He might overheat a little bit though, so be careful not to give yourself unnecessary burns.

In rare cases when his blue screens get REAL bad, you have to stick a USB drive he gave you in those special slots he has on the left side of his hips to bring him back.

Boothill most definitely does not sleep, but gets recharged by electricity or fuel instead. Perhaps that's the reason for the hole he has on his back? Either way, it gives you an opportunity to "plug him up", which he hates, despises even, to hear from you when he feels low on energy (he still wants a goodnight kiss btw).

Boothill swallows bullets. He also spits them out when needed.. usually, he's very careful not to spit them into your mouth when you kiss, but gravity betrays him on his worst days.

Boothill probably works like Siri or Alexa when battles leave him a bit too wounded. You might wonder about something, say it out loud, and then Boothill just can't stop reading the first thing that came up on Google.

"What's the best recipe for carrot cake?"

"2 cups (260g) all-purpose flour, 2 teaspoons baking soda, ½ teaspoon fine sea salt—" Boothill gasps and covers his mouth, "1 ½ teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 ¼ cups (295ml) vegetable oil, 1 cup (200g) granulated sugar—"

He just can't stop.

[xoxoladyaz]

Wayne Munson only gives Steve his blessing once he realizes that since dating Steve, the amount of fruits and vegetables that Eddie consumes on a weekly basis has skyrocketed. (Eddie doesn’t know that he’s eating fruits and veggies because Steve hides them in the meals he makes like he does with the kids.) When Eddie does finally realizes what Steve’s done, he has a meltdown that rivals Mike when he’s cut off from calling El. It’s only when Steve points out that Eddie is being a real Mike about it that Eddie settles down and starts acting like an adult (re: complains unceasingly to Gareth about it until Gareth finally tells him that if he isn’t going to appreciate everything Steve does for him then Gareth is going to steal his man.)

[mysticdragon3md3]

[poliffwoog]

The guide fweheuhuieheueuhehehhehehiheh

[ominouspuff]

Victory (smile, we’re on TV)

REQUESTS / BLOG EVENT

Request from @gaeasun - Palette #2 - Dogma, Tup - Slice of Life

Winning the bake-off by a landslide is prime brotherly-bonding and a test of one’s prowess in chemical warfare of the best and tastiest kinds.

Thank you for requesting, @gaeasun , this one was a delight to draw!

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

If they lived to drinking age, each Animorph's alcoholic beverage of choice?

Jake: virgin Irish coffee. Yes, he knows that that's just coffee with whipped cream on top. He's tired, okay? He came out to have a good time and he's honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Rachel: cosmopolitan. For when you're feeling girly, but also like you want to get crunked up.

Marco: the house special, whatever that might be. He enjoys sidling up to the bartender and going "surprise me."

Tobias: beer. Much like Marco, he ends up with a different drink depending on the bar, but in his case it's a matter of pointing to a tap at random.

Ax: a New Jersey Turnpike. Also known as the drink you make by taking the mat that sits on the bar and draining its contents into a glass. The name reflects that it tastes kind of like Long Island Iced Tea, if you hold your nose and if it's your fifth drink of the night.

Cassie: bourbon, neat. It was developed by American women, and it's been the subject of several workers' uprisings over the centuries.

[incorrect-agatha]

Lilia totally has some sort of ancient family soup or pasta sauce recipe that’s been passed down from generation to generation and has ridiculous levels of secrecy surrounding it.

One time she made it for the Coven, and now Jen is determined to figure out what it is. She goes to great lengths, from trying to recreate it herself based on educated guesses to trying to get Lilia to slip up and tell her.

Everyone else has a running bet about if Jen will figure it out and how and if Lilia will slip up.

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Headcanon:

Kevin after some point gets sick of Andrew’s poor eating habits

So he decided to pull a my mom (health junkie) and create sweets healthy

He makes these frozen chocolate peanut butter bites made with Cacau powder, peanut butter, very small amount of sugar and coconut oil

(My mom makes these and although they’re healthy they are literally so delicious )

But he doesn’t just make them he goes the extra mile and has packaging made so they look like store bought sweets (including a fake ingredient list that marks the sugar percentage as something Andrew would consume)

But Andrew is not stupid

He knows he nor Neil bought them

He also knows Kevin wouldn’t purchase something with that high of a sugar percentage

So he doesn’t eat them

Kevin realizes this and confronts Andrew

That causes Andrew to buckle down harder

Thus for the rest of their time as roommates Kevin is trying to make something that looks and tastes unhealthy but is healthy and Andrew refusing to eat any food made by Kevin without him directly watching the process of cooking it.

Neil find the whole thing hilarious and is constantly throwing off Kevin plans

He just finds it funny to make Kevin mad

years later after college at a family gathering (they happen every couple months)

Kevin brings the ingredients to make unhealthy cheese cake

He makes them while Andrew watches

And for the first time since there sophomore year Andrew eats Kevin’s cooking

(Unrelated but because of this Kevin becomes a decent cook)

[innerconflict]

my miguel headcanons! ‼️

• he makes an unreasonable to-do list every morning and then gets mad when he doesn't complete it

• could eat an entire lemon without even blinking and has a crazy spice tolerance

• has insane photographic memory, can give the time and the date of any event and can recall every detail of anything ever

• is completely fine after not sleeping for days at a time

• always pushing his limits physically and mentally, doesn't let himself recover between fights to 'build his strength' and never lets himself feel much emotion because it's a 'weakness'

• knows a lot of amazing ethnic recipes but cannot cook for his life

• slow walker and proud of it ('why do i need to rush?')

• reads a lot of books and is surprisingly academic, secretly loves when someone is wrong so he can pull out facts and sources and quotes, and thrives in arguments

• also a secret nerd. read comics when he was younger that helped him while developing his spider tech and inspired his interest in science (but he'd never admit it)

• if someone says somethings impossible, he instantly locks himself in his lab and spends days proving them wrong

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[rosemaryreality]

Guys I'm crying why does the official translation make it sound like Megumi wants to live that housewife lifestyle

[jacenbren]

Deeply fucking unsettling things about the Honored One himself, Satoru Gojo

Thanks to his ability to fuck with gravity, you put him in a blank, empty room with identical walls, floor, and ceiling with no doors or windows, he'll quickly lose track of which way is up. Realistically this situation would probably never happen, but the concept freaks him out ever since Geto made a joke about it once.

Gojo's body maintains a perfect thermodynamic equilibrium, making his skin creepily cool to the touch. He can go out in a blizzard with shorts on, and between that and Infinity, he'd be perfectly fine. It makes for a cool party trick, because he can stick his hand in a candle flame or put cigarettes out on his arms with no ill effects.

He's unsettlingly clean at all times, because dirt can't touch him. Gojo hasn't needed to use stain remover on his uniform in years.

He quite literally has six eyes. He keeps four of them shut and all of them hidden most of the time, though, because a) looking into all six at once would liquefy the brain of your average human, and b) his Six Eyes are constantly feeding unfathomable amounts of information into his brain every second. Even with his tolerance to his powers and mastery of the reverse curse technique, there's only so much stimuli a human brain can process without completely shutting down, and Gojo doesn't want to find out what that'll do to him--in a nutshell, just because he can see things that mankind can't even hope to comprehend doesn't mean he wants to.

He can perceive the entire electromagnetic spectrum, meaning he can see shrimp colors. Everyone else desperately wants him to describe the shrimp colors. Gojo continues to smugly refuse.

Because of his reverse curse technique constantly refreshing and regenerating his body, he just. doesn't really need to eat anymore. or drink. or even breathe. His body is basically frozen at peak physical condition, and it's very likely that he is functionally immortal.

Sometimes, Gojo forgets what pain feels like, because nothing can touch him. Pain feels almost like pleasure to him, because nothing can hurt him. Nothing can even touch him, and Gojo has secretly developed a perverted interest in seeing how badly he can mutilate himself before he's forced to reengage his technique and heal.

Gojo can bend and contort himself in ways that aren't humanly possible, run faster and farther and lift heavier objects than anyone alive, because his body can repair itself almost as fast as it's damaged, depending on how severe the injury. Basically, he has permanent hysterical strength, letting him push his body past its limits to perform feats that would kill a normal human with no ill effects.

Gojo doesn't sleep. He literally can't unless he releases his technique, because his body is constantly being refreshed and doesn't need to shut down. Oh well, it's for the better. He's most vulnerable while he's sleeping anyway, and it opens up his schedule by a lot.

His teeth grow now, almost like a rodent's. He has to file them down to be able to open and close his mouth properly, along with much more frequent trimming of his hair and nails.

His skin is oddly smooth, and unnaturally pristine. Gojo hasn't recieved a single scar since Toji sliced him open, and all the ones he'd recieved before are healed flawlessly at this point. His hands are so soft they make it look like he hasn't fought a day in his life, because calluses aren't able to form anymore.

Gojo's been around the world countless times now. He can go wherever he wants with a thought; the only cost is his sanity. Warping himself across the Pacific for lunch in San Francisco is fun, but he can only do it a few times a week if he doesn't want to have another... ah, episode.

These episodes involve blackouts, gaps in his memory where his powers manage to slip their leashes from overuse and literally short-circuit his brain. He's only had a few so far, and every time, he wakes up in the infirmary completely unscathed, with blood all over his clothes and an awful fucking migraine. Nobody knows what happens or where he goes, and all Shoko's been able to tell him is that when it happens, he seems to go into a giddy fugue before blasting his way out of the compound and vanishing for anywhere from days to weeks. Gojo's absolutely terrified of these episodes, because he's wholly aware that if he lost it for real, nobody would be able to stop him.

He looks human enough, but if you look closer, he quickly starts to set off the uncanny valley effect. It's like a wolf in sheep's clothing--because you know how dangerous he is, even though he appears relatively harmless at first. Everyone who meets him has the same fear response clawing at the back of their mind as their hindbrain screams at them to fucking run, because Gojo is an apex predator in the body of a prey animal. His very presence awakens primal fear that's been entrenched in every human since the dawn of time--the fear of things that go bump in the night, of cosmic horrors beyond what mankind can even hope to comprehend.

His eyes glow all the time now, and the energy crackling in the air around him feels like the static that comes before a lightning strike. Satoru Gojo is insistent that he's still human even though he's the strongest, but... is he, really?

[coolerhope]

I headcanon that Wyll and Gale take turns when it comes to cooking for the party, with the other being the "sous-chef". (Gale having more experience cooking overall but Wyll having more experience cooking outdoors). They learn a lot from each other.

However, Wyll quickly learns (like Gale's old teachers at Blackstaff) to give Gale little tasks while he cooks otherwise Gale's gonna be an annoying little backseater while Wyll is trying to cook.

[wynnyfryd]

re: autistic eddie munson i need someone to write him inappropriately fucking CACKLING when steve asks him out/tries to kiss him/tries to get spicy

either because he’s too nervous or too excited about what’s happening

not even like cute little giggles. i’m talking big mood-killer belly laughs until both of them have to turn their backs to each other because they can’t breathe when they make eye contact

oooooh

and then they sit on either side of a closed door with their backs pressed to it and dirty talk/jerk off

steve getting all whimpery like ‘eddie please let me open the door now i’m so close’ 😩

[olenvasynyt]

Foods from each of ACOTAR's Seasonal Courts:

Okay so I have been obsessed with thinking about what dishes the Pyrthian seasonal Courts would have based on their season ofc because I love worldbuilding and I have pinned so many recipes onto my Pinterest board for this so here we go all recipes will have links :)

Spring:

Strawberry watermelon salad with burrata

Lilac lemonade

Cucumber gazpacho with avocado and greek yogurt

Fava bean, pea, and egg spring tart

Pink radicchio salad

Stir-fried lamb with coriander and Sichuan pepper

Earl grey crème brûlée tart

Beltaine (May Day) spiced honey cake

Rose tiramisu

[spacebubblehomebase]

Made this as a joke during International Asexuality Day 2024, but I don't think it's a joke anymore XD. I was thinking of drawing our Ace King Alastor, but realized I should first honor our OGs, so belated Happy Ace Day to you and YOU only, Garu from Pucca! Lol. Enjoy this little doodle of them in my style. -Bubbly💙

[startagainaprologue]

HAIII!!!! do you have any Bonnie or Nille hcs you could spare pretty pls w/ cherries & sprinkles….

OUU hmm i have to think <- headcanons leave my brain as soon as i am asked

hmm.. if you are alright with something more au related (sorgy i think abt it forever) then. funny irar headcanon thing :] sniles

i think. after the events of irar their relationship is. very awkward for awhile. Nille is INCREDIBLY worried for Bonnie and. Bonnie really wants to reconnect with her. they missed her so so so much they finally get to see her again finally get to remember her face. but. a lot of their memories of her are just..generally foggy now? they feel guilty about that. they do not want her to know that! or. much of anything about their loops (Nille is aware of those, as much as Bonnie probably wouldve liked.. not mentioning them at all). It just kind of leads to Bonnie really wanting to be around Nille as much as possible but also pulling away whenever Nille shows that she's worried for them. </3 its great.