#|| hey brain wtf

[chippuyon]

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Aww! Baby's first war crime!!

Judy's joining the 'unethical use of speedster powers' list for phasing the brain out of a man's head.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I am exhausted, good heavens.

[scoutingthetrooper]

I hate that loneliness makes me second guess every decision I have made in the past 6 months and makes me feel like everything would just be better if I went back into the arms of my abuser.

[cerealmonster15]

haikaveh... save me haikaveh...

i KNOW it's been talked about to death but. the haikaveh research project. it literally haunts my mind. i cannot get over the implications. alhaitham going through his school life as someone that most people dont even really know about because he keeps to himself and doesn't socialize, with kaveh being the one exception to that, finding his way into his life as his Best Friend, and then leading to alhaithams one and only time he participated in a research topic. his bio says he only ever did ONE joint project!!! one!!! the one with kaveh his best friend and i think also his only friend at the time!!!! and then it ended in not only the project falling apart but also alhaithams only friendship. kavehs best friendship. they were each others closest person. they had no family around - alhaithams parents having died when he was young and his grandmother dying before he joined the akademiya, and kaveh's dad dying when he was young and his mom having moved to fontaine. like even if you dont look at it through a romantic lens it's still undeniable how important they were [and are] to each other..........

i'm getting off track but my point is very specifically for alhaitham, the one time he got close to someone, made a friend, even agreed to join one(1) group project ever, it ended in disaster. it led him into a fight so bad that his one and only friend said he regretted that friendship!!!! it was so bad alhaitham left the project and he and kaveh didnt speak for ages until they just happened to run into each other again at the tavern!!!!! like obviously it has to be incredibly awful for both of them but i just think how this probably had alhaitham in the cynical mindset that friendships and collaborations like that might just never work out for him because the one time he let someone into his life, it blew up on him and he was all alone again. even though alhaitham never seems to care much if people dont like him, that clearly cant still apply to someone he was exceptionally close to. like if he didnt care he woudlnt have been the one to take his name off the project and mutually not speak to kaveh...... kavehs words are the ones that hit the most significantly to alhaitham.......... kaveh is said/implied to have had at least some other friends while at school / people knew who he was, but not so much alhaitham. people didnt know him and the ones that did just knew he didnt socialize/he was not easy to get along with. he only had kaveh and then, for a while, he lost him too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hanzajesthanza]

september is almost over and we don’t know the title of the new witcher book yet

[ratatatastic]

i love how on staff cupdays sometimes the cats will just show up because why not hi ekky in a spanish restaurant how u doin babe

[iwasbored777]

Today I tried to say "Eminem's song, Venom" and I said "Veminem's song, Enom".

So how are you guys doing today?

[saintaviator]

strange & fucked up guy

[fitzselfships]

My paranoia is like. Super bad lately (it's really bad today for some reason) and I haven't been checking notifications, asks, messages, etc as a result so pls just know I'm not ignoring anyone!! Just struggling with the mental illness stuff

[caressthosecheekbones]

Nick thinks he has to try at least.

Who knows when or even if the opportunity will ever present itself again.

His wrist turned in a quite uncomfortable way, the cake dangling precariously from his fingers he holds it to Taylor's lips.

"...there you go, yeah" he thinks a little breathlessly, when Taylor actually takes a bite.

A Delicate, Little Bite. With his toothpaste advertisement-worthy teeth in his big, beautiful mouth.

While Nick's eyes are fixated on Taylor's mouth, chewing the sweet treat, he can feel heat rising in his cheeks underneath all the makeup.

And the not insignificant amount of cream stuck to his own bottom lip and chin which he doesn't lick away. Yet.

He does know what his mouth looks like and he rather prefers it that way. Here and now at least, thank you very much.

Does Taylor even consider the cake a treat though?

The cake on his lip?

Nick doesn't know.

Only knows he loves to watch him eat it.

Anything really.

Watch Taylor eat all the food with his usually super strict healthy "only x gram of carbs today", his veiny arms and tiny waist and probably less than 7% bodyfat.

As opposed to... Nick doesn't actually mind being a little on the squishy side. His granny used to say people were supposed to be grabbable and he's always liked it in women. In himself as well as he knows it's actually balancing his broad chest and full lips.

This other man here next to him on the floor though.

Eating out of his hand literally?

Lean as a racehorse.

Lean to be fed. Properly.

His mind goes to Hensel & Gretel and the wicked witch who made Hensel eat and eat and eat to... eat him later.

Completely lost in his thoughts now, eyes still fixated on a chewing Taylor, Nick thinks that cannibalistic implications aside, he surely wouldn't mind to eat Taylor sometime.

Precisely his cock.

Needless to say: If he was amenable.

Nick realises he wishes he could feed him a whole fucking cake one day and get himself a nice not-so-little treat of a different kind afterwards.

Or during. He's not going to be picky about the timing.

When or if the opportunity ever presents itself...

[kkoraki]

always funny how when non m/m shipping ppl decide to take a fandom of choice and start doing a whole “wow! it’s so unique and interesting and cool and good how there’s NO feasible m/m ship that anyone could find in this story at all!” bit about it, they invariably choose a fandom where with 0 familiarity beyond a 1 sentence synopsis/description of each character you can immediately identify The obvious m/m ship

[keshimasu]

oh worm I had another hc idea and completely forgot it asdfg

[moniiiii112]

doing maths hw at 1 am cuz ive been procrastinating and i solved everything wrong then opened the calculator for 3 times 4 oml how am i gonna pass im so serious rn

[angel---eater]

bros ill be real one of my boyfriends might be an egg

[sydmarch]

post: simply acknowledges the realities of canon

dumbasses: SHUT THE FUCK UP!! DO YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE HAVE FUN???