#|| hey brain wtf

[bonbonly]

I indeed have something to say 🫵

because imagine he starts kissing you, his lips are probably very delicate, a bit sweet from one too many glasses of sangria and moving in a beautifully slow rhythm with yours.

you got back from a party or something, you’re both a bit tipsy and incredibly turned on, and you don’t even think twice before making your way down to the floor as soon as you get home

Not without playing with him a bit tho, it starts with your hands in his hair, tugging while you’re biting on his bottom lip, then you slide them down his neck, scratching your way down to his shoulders and stopping on his chest. His hair is shorter here because he shaves it for racing, but it got a bit of time to grow back so you slowly and tenderly caress him

it’s almost painful to him that you’re taking your time, but how can he protest when one of your hands is now laying down his belly button and playing with the waistband of his boxers ?

And now that your hand has reached its final destination, you’re doing it all over again with your mouth, kissing, licking, occasionally biting.

he’s a whining mess at this point. he’s usually all dom and in control, but right now? He’s is trance. his mind is clouded by the alcohol, and the sight of you on your knees, your tongue dancing down his happy trail while your hands tug his boxers down and your gaze stays locked on his… he’s definitely done for 😔

-🐱

BYE IM DEAD, IM DONE OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN-

[flaming-toads]

So what if I go back to s1e10 of 911 and I enjoy Bobby's little dating profile and think about silly cute ideas about it hmm?! HMMM?!

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Aww! Baby's first war crime!!

Judy's joining the 'unethical use of speedster powers' list for phasing the brain out of a man's head.

[scoutingthetrooper]

I hate that loneliness makes me second guess every decision I have made in the past 6 months and makes me feel like everything would just be better if I went back into the arms of my abuser.

[savage-rhi]

😭😂

[shiori8]

Di Angelo Siblings

Sooo, to absolutely no one's surprise the new Percy Jackson reboot kicked me into full-blown pjo brainrot mode again lol. I saw these super cute fits and some vintage photos of Venice alleyways floating around on Pinterest and was consumed with the need to draw the Di Angelo siblings in them (it's probably wildly "historically and geographically" inaccurate for them, but we're just going to have to deal with the fact that I'm dumb and uncultured xD It's the vibes™ that count, okay!)

Psst, wanna see something cringe😂? Found this old sketch of them from one of my first forays into digital art years ago:

And to quote past-me "I can barely look at the old one, but at least that means I improved, aye?"😂

[fine-fae-prince]

When i finally get an inkling of acceptance and pride in my sexuality, the Shame shows up again

[anecdoque]

simon: drugs, women, porn and gin-- you push me down, let our voice die within. what we feel, what i say, holds little air, no space to spare. me: let it wither, let it die; the truth you speak they can scream and die; i'll pour some whiskey and light my next blow. (taking a long puff and watching the smoke billow-) letting you speak, letting you share our love for her, the need to care; will kill me sooner and strip me raw; so this is self-rescue, not a cowardly draw. simon: or maybe it's a lie you tell yourself, like mothers do when kids fall ill, it's pretty, and sad; it's petty, and bad-- (interrupted-) me: but it helps me sleep, and sleep, I haven't had. i love her, or I think I do, and that terrifies me, the voices too. so i'll shut you up, and i'll let her go; i'll pour some whiskey, and light my next blow.

[iwasbored777]

Today I tried to say "Eminem's song, Venom" and I said "Veminem's song, Enom".

So how are you guys doing today?

[moniiiii112]

doing maths hw at 1 am cuz ive been procrastinating and i solved everything wrong then opened the calculator for 3 times 4 oml how am i gonna pass im so serious rn

[musicrunsthroughmysoul]

I don't know if it's my brain subconsciously going 'We're so fucking tired of your current obsession/coping mechanism, can we PLEASE MOVE ON ALREADY!?', but sometimes while I'm enjoying listening to/reading about/'researching' my current obsession/coping mechanism (usually a band, like right now - for the past year and a half), I'll have a moment every once and a while where I think about it, 'This is so fucking stupid, and it's so stupid that it makes you happy. You don't even talk to or engage with anyone about this so WHO FUCKING CARES?!' and I get really, really depressed for that moment. Even though I try to think critically about those thoughts to stop them from making me depressed, they usually do manage to make me hate my obsession or be ashamed of it for at least a day. And those are always rather dark days for me, because usually it's whatever I'm obsessed with that gives me at least an hour or two every day where I'm EXCITED to be alive to engage with it, and if I don't have that, then I'm not excited about anything, and therefore I don't think that day is worthwhile enough to exist through. So I don't know what to do about those thoughts beyond thinking critically about them [to stop them from dissuading me from my obsession], because even when I do, they still usually manage to 'win' for at least a little while.

[annalyticall]

Now that I'm out of Act 2 for both durge and tav I want it to be known that the mindflayer colony was the bane of my existence and not because it was hard but because I can only take squishy brain/flesh/blood ambient sounds for so long

[princekirijo]

Sorry for the Elden Ring spam this game has just consumed my entire being

[dandyshucks]

wish i could make coherent cute posts but genuinely 80% of the time I've just got a mental image of Guz surrounded by cartoon hearts and some variation of "i love him sooooo much" echoing thru my head like the words are a dvd screensaver bouncing around in my skull

[jamiesfootball]

My brain: man, you haven't done much lately

Me: what are you talking about? We just wrote a whole thing!

My brain, an asshole: doesn't count. you gotta do more

[rouge-the-bat]

its startling when i see someone online with the same name as my irl name like. wtf are you doing thats my name you thief. suing you