#{there you go you heathens}

[deerspherestudios]

🔍 QNA MASTERLIST (PT.3) 🔎

This masterlist covers Mychael's reactions to different MCs.

📍 For part 1, it's [HERE] for abilities, romantic/yandere traits and his opinion on kids. 📍 For part 2, it's [HERE] for anatomy. 📍 For part 4, it's [HERE] for general lore and MR!Mychael.

How would Mychael react to...❔

MC stealing and wearing his sweaters.

MC asking him to teach them how to knit.

MC asking to style his hair.

MC who's a LOT shorter.

MC who presents as a femboy.

MC already in a relationship.

MC feeding him while he knits.

MC 'sandwiching' him.

MC celebrating his birthday/the day they met.

MC that snores.

MC that asks to research about his kind.

MC introducing him to a friend.

MC getting sick. MC getting sick to the point of tears.

MC being physically affectionate (as of Day 1).

MC taking care of him when he's sick.

MC hugging him when he's sick.

MC having pretty acrylic nails.

MC leaving and not returning by midnight.

MC having piercings and tattoos (same post as above)

MC wanting to stay with him.

MC needing daily meds. + dev ramble under cut

MC with ADHD. + his thoughts on it

MC accurately reading his past from a tarot.

MC baking him a (terrible) apple pie.

MC dressing him up and putting makeup on him.

MC that self harms (TW: mentions of self-harm).

MC that sleepwalks.

MC who's very curious about him. A little too curious.

MC with a comfort plush they bring everywhere.

MC going through their menstrual cycle.

MC who doesn't do eye contact.

MC touching his horns out of nowhere.

MC gifting him anything (yes, anything).

MC brought a kid with them (or pregnant).

MC falling for him first (as of Day 2).

MC with vocal stims.

MC holding a mirror to his face and calling him beautiful indirectly.

MC saving him after Ending 2: You Monster.

MC who's a yandere.

MC giving him a bath bomb.

MC terrified of birds (and his chickens).

MC with dietary restrictions.

MC fond of "that's what she said" jokes.

MC who is nonverbal.

MC who is rude and passive-aggressive.

MC giving him a shoulder massage.

MC who does taxidermy.

How would Mychael react to... (cont.)❔

MC who is aromantic + MC that swears.

MC teasing about his looks.

MC inviting him to a roadtrip + MAJOR SPOILERS.

MC wearing teeth braces.

MC with a high libido (assuming they're together).

MC that is religious.

MC being hostile to everyone but him.

MC playfully speaking their language in Day 3.

MC crying after his outburst in Day 3.

[lazycranberrydoodles]

read right to left :)

recently rewatched the way of the househusband and i thought this scene was very them lmao. this is traced over the original manga by kousuke oono. follow for more crossover nonsense!

[murchadhchanges]

I wonder what conversations they had in that cave.

I wonder if when Sigyn's arms shook and burned, when stinging sweat dripped into her eyes, if Loki sung her stories and spun her winding jokes to make her laugh.

I wonder if she sang back to him as she had to remove the bowl to empty it, if she reminded him of fields of flowers and the sun on their skin, of days without pain, and soothed him through the worst of his trembling.

I wonder if they cried together, if Loki couldn't help wrapping his fingers around his bindings, getting as close to his child as he could. I wonder if they spent hours, silent, sitting together in their grief.

I wonder if they laughed together, if they reminisced in the past and planned for the future, if they knew that this would not be forever.

I wonder if they processed anger together, if they softened together, so they knew that one day in the far future, they would be able to forgive if not forget.

idk i just wonder about them a lot

[himbionn]

Uh self indulgent vampire x hunter au 🧍‍♂️(and then they started making out /hj)

[beserkerhealer]

From the birthday shoot

[httpiko]

Chu~♡

[celestialseawitch-ff]

Deleted Smut Scene from Forever After: Chapter Six

-Harry laughed scornfully. He stood and walked away. “Oh, please. If I’d told you, you never would have spoken to me again.”

Hermione jumped to her feet. “That’s not true!” she shot back, irritation making her raise her voice. “You don’t know me.”

“And you don’t know me,” Harry returned as he paced back towards her. He stopped in front of her. “And yet, we’re meant to be together.”

There was a flicker of disbelief across her face. 

Harry gestured to her. “There it is. You don’t even believe me now.”

“I don’t believe in fate,” she argued.

He took her hands. “This isn’t fate, Hermione. It’s magic.”

She stared up at him, lost and wondrous at the obvious belief in his eyes. “I don’t even know what that means.”

A part of her did though. A part of her wanted to bury herself in his embrace, soak herself in his scent of wind and sage and never come up. She wanted to drown in the feeling of his magic wrapped around her. It was terrifying. The thought of him was allconsuming. 

Harry leaned closer and her breath caught. “It means you can trust me. It means I’m not giving up. That I’m not ever going to walk away. It means I am possibly everything you have ever wanted,” he raised a hand and cupped her cheek, “and I know you’re everything I want.”

Hermione slowly shook her head. “You’re crazy,” she whispered and she wasn’t sure if she was speaking to him or to herself for believing it.

Harry leaned down and brushed his lips against her. Hermione’s eyes fell shut. He pulled back a fraction, but whatever he was going to say next was lost when Hermione grabbed the front of his shirt and dragged him back towards her. She moaned into the kiss, pressing her body as close to his as she could get.

She began undoing his tie as Harry’s hands tangled in her curls.

He pulled back. “I had a comeback,” he breathed against her lips.

She shook her head, her fingers already undoing his belt. “Don’t care.”

“We don’t have time- Fuck!”

He pressed his face into her neck while Hermione leisurely stroked his cock. 

“I was thinking about sucking you off before you got here and derailed us with words.”

“God, you’re a fucking succubus.”

Hermione laughed quietly. “You said we’re soulmates,” she whispered before nibbling on the bottom of his earlobe. 

Harry released a strangled moan.

“I want to feel it.”

He groaned, sounding more annoyed than he should when a beautiful woman was basically begging him to fuck her.

“Bend over,” he ordered. His hands grasped her hips and spun her around. 

Hermione shucked her knickers down her legs before obediently following orders. She leaned over the side of the couch, knees spread and back arched.

Harry flipped her skirt over and pressed his cock against her opening. Hermione leaned back into him, a whine escaping her lips. 

“God, you’re so fucking wet.”

“Blame the hormones,” she groaned and then felt a wash of embarrassment flash across her. That probably wasn’t the ideal thing to say when she was hoping to get fucked.

Harry groaned and the hand on her hip slipped down to spread across her stomach. He pressed into her without warning and Hermione immediately revised her thoughts. It was the perfect thing to say to your soulmate. 

Harry buried his face in her neck, licking and sucking the skin there while he rocked into her. Hermione closed her eyes and tried to control her breathing. God, she’d been dreaming about having his cock back in her since they first fucked. The stretch felt like heaven and the way it just went on for days until he was fully inside of her.

Hermione moaned deliriously. Her nails dug into the fabric of the sofa and her thighs quivered.

“You feel so good, baby,” Harry whispered to her. “So fucking good.” 

He slowly pulled out before rocking back into her. Hermione keened.

“I want to take you slowly. Take my time with you. Fuck, baby, I’m gonna take you apart.”

“Please,” Hermione whined. 

He lightly bit the side of her neck. “Next time, though.”

She nodded. Anything. She’d agree to move to Antarctica at this point.

Harry pulled back and then sharply thrust his hips forward. Hermione cried out. He set a hard and fast pace. Hermione held onto the couch with all her strength. His fingers pressed down on her clit and she came so fast her head spun.

Harry didn’t let up. Her continued to fuck her fast and hard until he came with a stuttered gasp. His magic wrapped around her in the aftermath, caressing her body and soothing against her skin. Hermione dropped her forehead to the armrest of the couch with a soft groan.

He shifted and Hermione allowed herself to be moved like a doll, completely wrapped up in the sensation of Harry’s magic surrounding her – inside of her. She barely noticed when he pulled out. Her mind had drifted and her entire body felt boneless. Her lashes fluttered up at Harry, vaguely registering the fact that they were lying on the couch together with her sprawled across his chest. 

Hermione nosed her way closer and sighed. Harry’s fingers lazily dragged up and down her side.

“If we don’t go to my father’s study soon, someone is going to come get us.”

She hummed.

“It’ll be embarrassing.”

She didn’t care.

“Your grandfather is probably here already.”

Hermione looked up at him with a scowl that probably didn’t look at all intimidating if Harry’s dopey smile was anything to go by. “You ruined it.”

He nudged her. “Up. Come on. We can cuddle later.”

[wootzietoozee]

don't get me wrong i think its lovely how the ii fandom collectively decided taco gets a suit in s2 but at the same time that woman has been hiding in the woods for like one to two years her and that suit definitely REEKS

[fromtheseventhhell]

"I have no sister." The words were knives. What do you know of my heart, priestess? What do you know of my sister? | Jon VI

--metaphorical knives at feigning neutrality regarding his sister

Jon fell to his knees. He found the dagger's hilt and wrenched it free. In the cold night air the wound was smoking. "Ghost," he whispered. Pain washed over him. Stick them with the pointy end. When the third dagger took him between the shoulder blades, he gave a grunt and fell face-first into the snow. He never felt the fourth knife. Only the cold... | Jon XIII

--literal knives from breaking that neutrality to save her

[ballpitwitch]

Keanu Reeves The ARCH Origin Story

[lizzybeeee]

Tevinter is the kind of place that would hold Toddlers and Tiaras pageants

[epickiya722]

Must Anti-BkDks feel the need to reblog posts just to be annoying?

"Then if your way of thinking works for BkDk then it works for this ship, too!" (You already know the ship.)

You seriously spent minutes looking up information on blushing just to reblog a post you could have easily ignore?

If you don't ship BkDk, okay? And?

At this point, I feel like antis deliberately are going into the ship tag just to find posts to reblog and act an ass on because by now, they should know that they can...

Filter and block tags

Block and not follow people who ship BkDk

Not go into the ship tag at all

"Not interested" that post if it does pop up on your dash

Scroll past posts

Write their own posts about their ships they like

It is not that hard, I do it all the time for ships I don't want to see.

But nooo!! Let's reblog these BkDk posts and try to be "correct about a ship".

It's ridiculous!

"I don't mean to be condescending." Yes, you did. If you didn't mean to, you wouldn't have reblog the post.

What were you trying to accomplish? Spread your ship agenda? That's not how you do it.

You don't reblog a post of a ship you don't like and write paragraphs and paragraphs of trying to disprove that ship.

Antis and other people be wondering why their ship isn't as popular or isn't as liked, but then be the same people who does bullshit to BkDk shippers.

You make people not want to ship your fucking ship. You make people not want to interact with you. Your behavior is intolerable and lame.

If I wanted someone to also like the same ship as me, reblogging posts on ships I hate just to be like "well actually 🤓" is not the way to do it. In fact, I actually don't care to really convince someone. I just write my fics and posts and if people read and like them and consider the ship I like I'm fine with that!

At the end of the day though, it is not important to me as to what ships they like. I want to have a fun time shipping and I wouldn't want someone to take that away from me, so I don't that to other people.

[poughkeepsies]

9-1-1 as The Onion Headlines (Part 2) (Part 1)

[ganondoodle]

kind of expected that the ability breakdown wouldnt get that much traction (especially on twitter bc if it doesnt do well in the first few hours it might as well be dead) but what i didnt need to wake up to was looking at my twitter notifications and thinking there was a long comment on it at first but then i read it and it turned out to be some guy having dug up one of my old totk tweets where i talked about how zelda was treated-

and if a quote retweet with a thread attached already starts with "this entitled brat didnt understand that zelda was being a history nerd by being in the past and getting to experience it herself" with two screenshots attached of the end of totk with zelda staring at the cam all uwu (which has ??? to do with their point??) i dont even want to know what else was in that thread

if thats how the majority of the fandom is then im even less surprised that nintendy doesnt even have to try to write anything good :I

ah yes, i am a game nerd, and by putting me in a game where i stand around doing puppy dog eyes while being shoved around by NPCs is me being a game nerd OBVIOSULY

[bardbreakfast]

they have such a fucked up relationship (jealous)

[maximura]