#like this is so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me ????
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KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER
#*sounds only whales understand*#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#mancandykings#dilfgifs#dilfedit#*#i will give you 43 cents a cookie and a glass of wine if you let me play with your hair#BOYFRIEND SHAPED#it's the backwards hat for me#it so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me for some reason#dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men#me 5'4": i will pick him up#like picking up one of those giant teddy bears#GRAY HAIRS#me @ me: stop terrorizing the elderly#i can't believe i've met this dude that seems fake#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that#A SMILEY BOY#*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#....that was a tag i've already used?#i mean i believe it and it's totally true but im just wondering how much gin was involved
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Keanu Reeves The ARCH Origin Story
#Keanu Reeves#keanuedit#kreevesedit#dilfgifs#dilfedit#sometimes i see something that seems fairly mundane but it stops me in my tracks for reasons i cannot explain#like this is so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me ????#and it makes me a devilish level of feral#tell everyone you saw me with the devil#me 5'4": i will pick him up#and then take that ratty tshirt for myself#thank you#*#it's the hat.....and the well worn shirt#and ....well...him#T A L L man make brain go brrrrrr#body longer than the time i've been a heathen#are backpacks you wear in the front a thing? because i would like to be one#like let me wear™ the shirt#like let me snuggle you on a sunday morning#or a tuesday afternoon idc#forearms are so important#H A N D S#man i love me a t h i g h#stopping before i start sounding like kfc or hannibal#he really has just been here and gorgeous my whole damn life#if you read all that hi im sorry i love u
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