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[wordx]

Next month is MAY.

MAY you stop waiting for someone who's not coming back.

[paper-mario-wiki]

*kids bop version of baby need smoko*

baby need snow cone

[zegalba]

[cholerascum]

science lesbians

[paper-mario-wiki]

i just KNOW there's some bitch on here obsessed with animal crossing amiibo festival.

just finished typing this post, not really sure what it means or why it was written accusatorily, but thanks for following.

[copepods]

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

[gobstoppr]

are you uncomfortable from your hands being dry? if you apply lotion, you can instead be uncomfortable with how greasy they are now. Subscribe for more tips!

[inspirationalclass]

Idk about y’all, but a screenshot of an iconic post is annoying, so I gotchu, here’s the link to the original post/thread with a bonus addition. The original post has notes in the six digits… keep reblogging and liking the original because there’s so many additions to it that you may like or want to add to

[lapdogchase]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[lun-rk800]

Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.

[hopepunk-humanity]

“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[holdoncallfailed]

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[teschiodivetro]

I was once working in a supermarket and I was refilling fresh foods. What looked like an innocent fresh cheese cardboard box was a treacherous mercenary, waiting for a moment of distraction to strike its shot: a shard of glue, HARDENED by the cold fridge detached from the cardboard and flew in my fucking EYE

it's funny because my job involves a lot of using a box cutter, so you'd think that's the thing I'd accidentally hurt myself with the most

but nooo no no no. the box cutter is my colleague, my ally, my friend. you know what is truly bloodthirsty in a print & signage shop? literally Anything Else that's able to cut but not supposed to. cardboard, sheets of plastic, the humble paper of course, corrugated polypropylene, aluminum composite sheets - i nicked myself on a sheet of magnetic material today?? it bled. kinda profusely.

basically:

box cutter: a trusty companion, might hurt you if you handle it wrong, but that's understandable

stuff you use the box cutter on: they know you as their enemy. they know the rules of this life: kill, or be killed. they know what they have to do.