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Alrighty back to bingo! Here it looks like we’ve got a two for one, with Erin wiping out and Tess punching a dragon champion!
Let’s see what happens next! I’m not sure about you, but I am not liking the Light Dragon’s tone here. Speculation under readmore as usual!
Okay so it looks like Rakhn is gonna come up soon. Good on Kendal for actually remembering that this is an option and following through on it, cuz I’m worried about the intact ness of the ship. Could also be what gets the ship destroyed, though.
Interesting that Alinua needs to be mindful of Erin’s tattoos, that’s kind of concerning. I hope that’s setting up for a backstory reveal and not an Erin injury cuz I feel like the consequences of a sealing tattoo getting fucked up could be bad.
In any case, Erin isn’t looking good right now -he’s dropped the spell and is pretty close to passing out. Void Dragon might become a problem soon, at the rate that paladin guy has been taunting him it’s almost sure to happen.
And Tess. Oh boy. She’s angery. That punch was hard enough to seriously injure a normal guy. Do NOT fuck with Tess’s brother, exhibit A.
I’m kind of worried about what Light Dragon is about to do, cuz it looks like she’s about to go super saiyan and or unleash some special move. That is a halo around the paladin champion if you look closely. Would she sink the whole ship to kill Erin? I’m pretty sure she would. Even if that’s not what she’s doing, I still thinks she’s about to unleash a big finishing move or AoE attack that’s gonna wipe out half the party.
Can’t wait to see what happens on Friday’s page, and if I’ll get to check off more bingo spaces!
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Project Pisces ◇ Bustos G1, Part 4
⊶⊰Information⊱⊷ ⊶⊰Chronological (all)⊱⊷ ⊶⊰Chronological (Bustos)⊱⊷
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I wonder what this says… I’ve never been able to read this kind of graffiti before. Like, I know this is simlish but in real life, using actual words, I still can’t tell what it says lmao it does look cool, though.
Uh-oh, someone is angery~ I bet it’s because of the lactose intolerance that’s got him all angry.
“Whatcha doing, mom?”
“I’m painting, sweetie.”
“How come? Is it fun?”
“For me, it is. It’s very… freeing.”
“It’s really pretty!”
“Thank you, sweetheart.”
Oooo Bruce tried hacking for the first time, just to see if he could do it and get away with it.
Only… Father Winter was there to catch him!
“Hacking is a very naughty thing to do, Mr. Bruce.”
Bruce frowned. “Am I getting coal for this?”
“No, my boy, not this year. You’ve been very helpful toward your mother and siblings. However, a life of crime is a dangerous road. Once you set down that path, you may not be able to return!”
Those words hit Bruce harder than he expected. He decided he wouldn’t hack anymore, focusing his talents on making plugins and games.
“Here you go, my boy. Happy Winterfest!”
“Thank you, Father!”
“Father Winter! Father Winter!” Bryanna ran into the room, hopping up and down.
The older man laughed heartily. “Happy Winterfest, my child! Here you are.”
“A new dollhouse! Thank you so much!”
“And for you, Mr. Gary.”
“Thanks, Father!”
“And don’t think I forgot about you, Miss Veronica. Here you are.”
Veronica honestly hadn’t expected a gift this year because she felt as if she hadn’t been doing a good job since losing her husband. This certainly lifted her spirits and Father Winter knew it.
���You don’t give yourself enough credit, my dear. You are a wonderful mother and you are doing the very best you can.”
For the first time since her husband died, her heart fluttered inside her chest. “T-Thank you…”
Being near him was comforting and, despite being the Father of Winter, his presence was warm. She didn’t want him to leave.
“Father Winter, will you… stargaze with me?”
“Why, of course! I do so love to stargaze, especially in Winter.”
Sadly, he had to leave soon after, off to give presents to other boys and girls.
She was feeling better than she had in a long while so she headed to her easel, painting something that she actually felt proud of!
His visit also inspired Bryanna to be a better student. She was happy to learn that her grades were improving and her hard work was paying off!
She also drew this cute lil picture at school. Honestly, her art is better than mine lmao I like to think this is her being excited about the new house.
When things would break before the move, her husband would always be the one to fix it. Or, if he was away at work, he would instruct her to hire someone to fix it. Now that he’s not around anymore, she wants to learn how to fix stuff herself!
#project pisces#pp bustos g1#pp bustos#legacy leader#the sims 4#ts4#sims 4#simblr#the sims#the sims community#sims 4 community#the sims 4 simblr
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-dv livestream!
thoughts:
-so first of all, mY ABSOLUTE MADLADS HOLY SHIT JOSEPH JOESTAR VOICE RICKY BOI IS GOING TO WIN THE DEDUCTION STAR OH MY GOSHHhhhh ok. i am normal abt this. i would really like it if he wins but im terrified at what sorta skin they will give him.
neutral ending: he gets like. a chopin biopic theme outfit (or even another composer. monteverdi maybe if they want to hammer in the references to orfeo or whatever). playing it safe but thats fine tbh. you want me to suffer (affectionate) ending: its amadeus the movie and idk if ricky would be mozboi or sal but either way im screaming and crying on the ground. bad ending: its none of these options and its something predictable/boring/shipping related and im like. angery face. expanded galaxy brain it will not happen but i can hope: any of my shitpost rickys. music man ricky. froderick fronkensteen ricky. beet from batea ricky. ricky wearing a nightgown and nothing else absolutely losing it ricky (that being said i have no idea but a jekyll and hyde ricky would be a bit goated)
-and for the actual livestream stuff. the three new characters are neat. i think im more attached to them than other ones- memory and adaemil were very lore heavy, lily and friends were fine but i dont feel so invested (esp when operas backstory was just a more marketable rehash of antonios -angry face emoji- ). i like the gambler lady. shes fancy yes but shes got an air of like. elegance and politeness i dont get from other characters in the series. idk i just think shes pretty and shes got them gantsby vibes -pacha hand-. goatman seems nice, like bane or burk or someone. knight seems like a cool guy or could be just the "polite guy villified for plot" and i guess that means either way ill prolly like him -le shrug-. that being said i hope hes well written and isnt a character i wont end up liking. itd be cool if he and ricky can be bros. he gives me those vibes. also gambler lady and antonio being gambling buds would be so cute. the friend he deserves. everyone can be buds with goat man bc he seems nice too.
-not so interested in the crossovers/events besides the holmes one which is big interest omg. the new lady seems like shed be a cool irene adler if shes added. detective as holmes pls. (its prlly gonna b novelist or maybe mercenary bc of mr inference? but listen cone boi is detective so holmes should be too, since his apprentice is lol)
-sept the first school au hunter gets revealed. im like :| bc this series hasnt had any faves yet but it also seems mostly harmless and gives less popular characters skins occasionally so tbh im fine w it. itll prolly be a popular hunter and not my boi antonio but whatever. -shrug emoji-
-rest of lore: ok this is fine. like tbh id rather they dont focus on the journalist plot bc i really dont like it lmao. i find the animation kinda ugly and the characters are all really unlikeable. its also just impossible to talk abt the plot to anyone since everyone has such different takes on it lol
-that being said i am looking forward to maybe the next essence/season (w gambler lady? antonio a/b tier pls he needs it. pretty lady who is also gambler i think he needs this)
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kiss me one more time chapter 2.7
the SA is over, bacicly draco mocks snape and snape slaps hin a little. then draco has to give a blow job and teases snape to make him angery. draco also thinks durring this ' and although the situation was not ideal, Draco kinda liked his time with snape. of course other than the physical abuse that is. he kinda liked the feeling of a big and mature dick up his ass'. at the end snape says that they are done for the day.
the blond slowly stumbled out of the office and into a bath room to deal with the stick in his pants. it was still brakefast time though there was little time left (i need to eat brakefast too).
in the great long room, harry and draco sat and their respectable tables. looking over, he could see his love rubbing his temples in frustration. across sat his friends, Ron and Hermione, who were talking to harry? draco had no idea from the angle that he sat at. but why was he stressed out? and why were the others a little mad?
'oh, shit' (but like an exited oh shit not i dropped something oh shit) ginny wasn't there so something might of happened.
BACK WITH HARRY AGAIN
harry: "as i said, he told me he felt bad"
Hermione: "yet for some bazaar reson i just don't believe that"
harry: "well he did and i believe him"
Ron: "well he is staring at us"
Harry looked up and his eyes met with Draco's grey ones. the taller quickly looked away to the very interesting table under his elbows.
"sugar pie," a fake sweaty voice said from behind harry.
"ginny i sway to the bloody god, fuck off and leave me alone!!" he was'nt loud but everyone within 10 feet could hear.
the girl sat down next to the boy so loved so damn much, but he just didn't seem to feel the same now. "so my love what are we talking about?" she asked
"we were talking about how i am going to a new table," harry said standing up.
"then I'm going to sweat heart"
"no. you. are. not"
"why not?" she pouted
"Because I am going to sit with Draco and i don't think the Slytherins will be very welcoming to you"
"aww you care about me again"
"no, i just needed a reason for you to stay here"
an: im nearly done, everything is written but i just need to finish typing
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panel 1: garwin chang stands, presumably walking. two stick figures behind him run in his general direction.
panel 2: sophie (who is depicted as a brunette for some godforsaken reason) runs into garwin. smack effects.
panel 3: garwin stands with one hand on his other arm. ow effect. sophie fawns over him, saying “oh shit i’m so sorry—”
panel 4: garwin with one hand behind his head, saying “it’s all good, i should have been watching—”
panel 5: garwin, standing like a sim whose action has been cancelled, staring at sophie, who looks about the same. she’s very short. there’s words saying ✨realisation✨ next to garwin’s head
panel 6: zoom-in on garwin’s face. he is angery. he’s saying “curvebuster?!”
panel 7: sophie looks down at her chest. single question mark next to her head.
panel 8: sophie looks back up. she’s saying “what—”. two questions marks next to her head
panel 9: sophie with one hand on her head. she’s in pure shock. two question marks and one exclamation mark next to her head. she’s saying “garwin chang?!”
panel 10: garwin with his hands held out all the way to the sides. he’s still angry. he says “YEAH”
panel 11: garwin still angry. “HOW’S YALE?” he asks. sophie is staring up at him very weirded out. she’s forgotten about him. why has he not forgotten about her.
panel 12: garwin, still angry, arms vertical now. he says “GRADUATED YET?!” sophie looks to her right. she says uhh real quiet. still confused. i would be too.
panel 13: garwin is still angry. calm down dude. his arms are pointing at sophie now. he says “WON A NOBEL PRIZE?!” i was gonna write fucking in there but i forgot. sophie points to her right but looks back at garwin. she says i should really be going. he does not hear. of course he didn’t it wasn’t in a speech bubble
panel 14: an unknown person behind sophie says “SOPHIE! BEHIND!”
panel 15: sophie does wacko inflicting lightning blast towards an unknown enemy. effects say bzzt and infliction. it’s very emperor palpatine core of her
panel 16: unknown white boy (fitz) flies away with sophie. sophie says “TALK LATER!” garwin is the background stick figure now. how the tables have turned.
panel 17: garwin stands confused. 3 arrows point to him. one says confused. one says why is this 15yo flying. the last says did she ever get that nobel prize tho. he’s having a cheeky little existential crisis it’s okay
the stupidest thing i’ve ever made. check the rbs for the description
garwin’s shirt says “i got rejected from yale and all i got was this dumb shirt” btw
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I’m sorry you’re having a shit day!
thank u
^ my mental state rn
#oh boy oh boy I hope that gif works!#that is my dog I moved a sample of granite and she barked at it for 20 minutes#bless u astor simps at least I still have one (1) online community :^)#stupid stupid stupid drama#angery
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D.iana after the new lore: Nina, Solari should be our friends! Do not harm them, try to be friends with them! Nina: K, I believe u- Also Nina, the moment she sees one (1) solari:
#she's an angeri catto#i’m not insane i’m just lunatic (crack)#oh boy i’m moonstruck again (spamalot)#tw: gif#tw: cat
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i love this angry pretty cat i wish she’d chill out enough for me to pet her
she will let me give her treats but the safest way is to put one down and then take a step back lol. otherwise lots of growling and threatening me w her claws
dad said she looks sorta like a bobcat so i guess thats what i will name her
#shes def a pet shes v clean and well groomed and a lil chubby#but oh boy is she angery#local neighbourhood cat news
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i had forgotten a lot of this content, i last played it 4 years ago
i forgot krile's introduction, more gentle alphinaud bullying (he deserves it /affectionate), that NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT HOW ESTINIEN TURNED INTO NIDHOGG AND FLEW AWAY????????, that you meet ardbert this early in the patch quests???????
forgot that aymeric's attempted assassination a) happens, b) he recovers from a knife to the gut SHOCKINGLY QUICKLY, and c) that he runs into the fucking vault with you to save the hostages personally. aymeric. AYMERIC. MY GUY.
5.1 is also when thancred clarifies that he had zero romantic feelings towards minfilia, which i missed at the time bc i don't rly care about thancred or minfilia (or krile, at least at the time i was watching these scenes) and i think i glossed over all of that LOL
minfilia's fridging is wholly unjustified by the plot tbh. "oh she sacrificed herself for uh... for... well i'm sure she had a really good reason" lmao god. god. what a waste of a character who could have been interesting.
aymeric asks you out on a date for the first time :) the way he says it like he's trying waaaaay too hard to be casual about it, thancred even comments later that he's 100% in love with you, lol. THANCRED, who spent like all of arr being like "no homo!!!"
honoroit getting beat up made me very angery >:(
emmanellain being like "oh you wouldn't understand about having choices made for you!!" is. interesting. old boy i'm the silent protagonist of an mmo jrpg, all i do is have choices made for me and get pointed at threats like a nuke.
the grand melee duty itself is fun but its justification in the plot is a little thin lol. however it did give me this shot which i very much appreciate:
i am truly the world's most littlest guy...
continuing my heavensward ng+ replay commentary here on the tumbls bc twitter is a dumpsterfire and this is a better avenue for it anyway...
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I feel like the only mission:impossible fangirl who actively disliked fallout.
#ugh#the disappointment#it was like ghost protocol for all the haters who didnt bother to go see ghost protocol#plus can we actualy get a woman ON the team for the next movie????#also also wtf did luther mean ethan onlu cared about 2 women????#LUTHER WAS THE ONE LOOKING AT ETHAN CRAZY WHEN HE WENT TO SAVE NYAH#also also also why did ilsa need to come back in from the cold???#she wanted out so she got out idgi#so now suddenly mi6 needs her to prove her loyalty because... what?#theres more but i dont feel like it right now#just....#imma go watch ghost protocol now#mission: impossible#m:i 6#mission impossible fallout#ALSO HOW ARE ALL THE ETHAN/BENJI SHIPPERS ACCEPTING THIS BUNK ASS TRASH MOVIE THEY KEPT THEM SEPARATE THE WHOLE MOVIE#IMMA GO WATCH ROGUE NATION NOW WHERE MY BOYS ARE ACTUALLY IN LOVE OH MY GOD SO ANGERY
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Ok fine I won't prove it just yet than. *shrugs* I dunno probably. -shrimp (he used to get really mad when people called him short but he's sort accepted it now. Yes protecc the small angry boi)
Mellow: Thanks.. *she closes her eyes with a hum* You aint a ghost then.. maybe you’re a zombie.. or a fuckin’- frankenstein monster or somethin’ *she yawns again* Feel free t’ eat my body if I die, ‘s not like I’ll be needin’ it anymore
#>not so mellow after all#>shrimp from long island#[protec th angery boi]#[many fury boi]#[im adding this after but oh my god bro if pigeon had asked red what she was gonna say she was gonna have to confess]#[and im not gonna lie my heart was gd pounding xD]
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@templararmor ♡
Scarred. calloused hands grip the back of the wooden chair so tightly her knuckles turn white as she glares at the man across from her. As a child, before she learned to control her magic, it would burst forward when she was upset-a natural defence system against whatever was causing the distress. It hasn’t happened in years, but part of her wishes it would happen now; at least then she could claim Cullen dying was an accident.
Unfortunately her magic stays safely tucked away where she has trained it to be, and Cullen continues to live and breathe across from her. Perhaps it’s for the best. After all she couldn’t kill him without bringing the entirety of the Inquisition down on top of her. The thought is there though, as is the barely contained rage bubbling under her skin at the sight of him.
“Knight-Captain.” the words are spat through gritted teeth and oh if looks could kill. A voice at the back of her mind whispers that they could, if only she’d accept some help but she pushes it away. This man isn’t worth becoming an abomination for. “I hear you think the Herald should appeal to Templars for help. I’m curious what you think they could do to close the breach-tear it away from it’s family and threaten it with Tranquillity. perhaps?”
#templararmor#&&. v; once we were not afraid of the night (companion)#{oh boy she's Angery#I've put this in the au where hawke comes out of hiding early 2 be#a proper part of the inquisition but if u want#something else hmu!!!#all the kirkwall stuff still happened in this au tho so she's uh#not exactly happy to see him again slkdjsldkhgdjg}
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just watched the ending of the second season of rebels and here's the thots that are now in my mind in no particular order:
kanan called maul grandpa
mauls cane saber that he rips apart to be dramatic
how long was maul there before the jedi-ish arrived ? like did he have to wait for them im assuming he had some force vision or w/e that told him both abt the temple/weapon and ezra but like.... was he living there or ?
grandpa maul
what do u think maul and asohka talked abt on their turn in the lift lol ???? like for pacing reasons we dont need to kno and she was probably curt w him obviously but what did he saayyyy killing me
mauls earring gets me everytime like i know its there i can see it i am looking RESPECTFULLY
gpa maul
mauls pls help me im old~ voice is really funny to me
the inquisitors using their sabers to fly is already funny but the helicopter noise the blades made was soo fucking funny smdvkdb
like i know that this was a tragedy for asohka and kanan and ezra and mauls entire life is a tragedy and vader and the inquisitors also did not have a good time there but these episodes made me laugh so much and thats why its a comedy now
maul assigned grandpa at the kanan
ezra just has an evil holocron now i guess ???
asohka fucking DIED and we didnt even get to see the fight im literally so mad like i love violence let me see it 😤
they just pushed maul over the edge
like begone away from the plot
u red and angery grandpa
how tired of being pushed off of things do you think maul is at this point? do u think he'll develop a fear of hights ? much to think abt
what do u think maul was doing after he got thrown off the temple tho like obviously he was unconscious or he wouldve rematerialized on the ledge he was thrown off like a video games character if he wasnt but like do u think he was like *spongebob voice* "oh well. back to the dump. to the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump..." or if he just laid there for a minute
"my apprentice" yeah your apprentice, maul. "your" apprentice is a little RAT boy who's worse at being bad than he is at being good, maul. -_- typical.
"hey ezra whos the red crazy guy ?" "oh thats my grandpa"
mauls genuine excitement when he said "we're on the same side now :)" hskdhdkbdkdbd baby no
do u think at any point one of the writers were like "how do we show like via visual metaphor ezra's-and therefor any padawan's- struggle not to fall to the darkside?" and mr filoni's eyes started glowing as he responded "i know a guy"
its ~grandpa maul~
i wonder who vader was expecting to find at this sith temple tho like did he have any idea
did maul know either?? probably not. i bet he was kinda excited to see lady tano like "bitch u survived too :D!!"
the sith baking "u need two to pass" in everything in the temple is also funny to me like. they really would rip themselves apart as a group otherwise dndjdmd go off with that
maul just. blinding kanan. oOh (gay ooh) hes fucken blind now brugh. he did That.
im pretty mad that they didnt cut to maul's reaction to being called grandpa tho like did he think abt that at all, did he call ezra his apprentice because kanan used a familial term or was it more like he started doing the math like oh maybe i am about that age wait did he ever have sex before the bisection like did he have the time did ol' palpy let him or give him The Talk like obviously everyone in star wars is a virgin like hera and kanan havent even kissed yet wtf- except maybe hondo but like if maul ever DID find himself in that situation..................... oh my god he COULD be a grandpa.................
#can u tell that im obsessed with HIM#maul#darth maul#star wars rebels#rebels season 2#lets give it up for season two !!#that i know what most of the things that happen in this show are#the fact that NO ONE has brought up that kanan called maul grandpa.......... sickening#anyway#if u read this whole thing im kissing u on the lips#like comment and subscribe on my latest insanity#brought to u by maul (grandpa)
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Stargate?
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)
hmmm sam ig? and teal'c, 1000/10 guy, killer eyeshadow, i would commit so many crimes for him also his comic timing is better than anyone on the show and he KNOWS it <33
aaaah and especially their friendship 🥰🥰
which reminds me i gotta finish my sam is aro post bc it is the most correct thing ive ever written xx
from atlantis i'd say teyla, vital part of my bi awakening 😳 and ronon, what a pair they are 🥰
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)
JONAS. BABIEST BOI TO EVER BABY, AND ACTUAL PUPPY, STARGATE WRITERS I'M GOIGN TO KILL U, ETC ETC
also janet, even though she's such a mom friend and very scary and phenomenal she is still tiny 🥺🥺🥺
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)
LIEUTENANT FORD i am so so sorry baby 😭😭😭😭
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)
BRA'TAC AND JACOB. teal'c and sam rlly both have space dads who they'll run into on su*cide sissions and they'll flip the FUCK out like what are you kids doing out here you IDIOT CHILDREN like teal'c isn't an 80+ year old ex war criminal and sam isn't an air force major and super genius godbless xx
tbf bra'tac is a 100+ year old ex war criminal and jacob is an ex air force general but still. its hilarious and adorable 🤣
oH and todd. weird ass chaotic neutral uncle. JOHN SHEPPARD
poor little meow meow (“problematic���/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)
Zalenka. Angery lil pigeon man. Bless him :')
also walter and siler. stargate has a lot of background techs who are just here to suffer 🤣
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)
imean. it's gotta be daniel right? Hes literally the REASON the word whump was invented, that man exists for torment :') also sheppard. Same reasons :'))
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)
Cameron. Mitchell. I have a grudge that can burn for centuries. We could've had sam leading an sg1 made up of her big bro teal'c, lil bro jonas, and twin bro daniel, but nOoOo. God forbid we don't have a white man in charge!! He is all that is bad or mediocre about jack's character with none of what makes him awesome. He is POINTLESS and the fact that they made him so central in both movies is an unforgivable travesty. He's not even that bad and his friendshop with sam can be cute but alas. No.
also the ori, hathor, kinsey, all the classics 🔥🔥
I have an automatic hatred for almsot all things s9 and 10 but i don't think it actually extends to vala. How could it?
she has adhd. her actress has adhd. she is the actual spiritual successor to jack o'neill. i will never watch your seasons again but i mostly respect you ma'am :D
Thank youuuu mumble 💛
#for humouring me rambling about my oldest and deeply beloved nonsense 🤣#im guessing you've mever watched it idk 🤣#its so weird doing ask games for stargate#its the first show i hyperfixated on samjack was my first ship it is pretty much embedded in my dna lmao#i don't even know if id recommend it it def has a lot of flaws but also i am incapable of talking neutrally about it 🤣#the focus on platonic relationships and found family is PHENOMENAL nd u can just hop into a random episode without much need for background#stargate sg1#belovedddd#stargate atlantis#im way more chill about but it still slaps <3#ask game
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THE LEGO STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS A TREASURE TROVE OF REACTION PICS AND HILARIOUS DETAILS:
MOST ESPECIALLY BACKGROUND ANAKIN IS JOY FOREVER LOOK AT HIM SO HAPPY WHILE REY IS KICKIN HIS FUTURE SELF’S ASS I FEEL U BUDDY!!!! I TOO AM :D :D :D THAT SHE’S KICKING VADER’S ASS
HIS D: FACE DURING THE REY VS VADER DESERT BATTLE I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN ARE FOLLOWING REY’S TRIP THROUGH TIME, LIKE THE ABOVE IS THE PODRACE ON TATOOINE, WHO KNOWS WHERE THE SKY BATTLE IS, THEN IT’LL BE THE OT LATER AND-- WAIT, IF THAT’S THE PODRACE, IS THAT BABY ANAKIN THEY’RE RIDING ALONG NEXT TO?? I’M NOT SURE I’M GOING TO SURVIVE THE BACKGROUND CUTENESS OF ROTS!OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN NEXT TO TPM!BABY ANAKIN!!!! OR WHATEVER’S GOING ON HERE:
ANAKIN IS SO ANGRY!!!! WHY IS HE FIGHTING OBI-WAN!?!?!?! THE MORE I LOOK AT THIS THE MORE I NOTICE???? - ROTS!ANAKIN HAS APPARENTLY DECIDED TO JOIN THE BAD GUYS?? WTF ANAKIN - THREE DIFFERENT OBI-WANS??? YES PLEASE. THANK U. - MAUL HAS NO LEGS HE'S JUST HOPPING ACROSS THE BATTLEFIELD. - ANGERY BABY APPARENTLY STILL NEEDS A TIME OUT AND THEN THEY ALL GET DUMPED THROUGH A PORTAL ONTO OT ERA TATOOINE WHILE LUKE SIPS HIS MILK AND IS CUTELY CONFUSED AND THE PILE IS H I L A R I O U S:
ANAKIN IS SO VERY MAD ABOUT ALL OF THIS!! LOOK AT HIS PRECIOUS ANGERIEST FACE:
HASHTAG 2020 MOOD RIGHT THERE ANAKIN BUT THERE’S ANOTHER ANAKIN OVER HERE:
AND THAT’S LEIA NEXT TO HIM AND MACE OVER THERE AND REY DOWN THERE AND I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S PADAWAN OBI-WAN AND BABY ANAKIN IN THE PILE AS WELL, ALL OF THEM ARE SO CUTE!!!! AND AOTC OBI-WAN OVER THERE IS SOMETHING I’M GOING TO LEAVE THERE WITHOUT CONTEXT EVEN ROTS!OBI-WAN IS LIKE “OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE” ABOUT ALL OF THIS:
AND THEN APPARENTLY THEY ALL PICK THEMSELVES UP AND DUST THEMSELVES OFF AND ONCE AGAIN ANGERIEST BOI IS ANGERY
LOL, GOD, I LOVE HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT THE LEGO STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL TRAILER LOOKS AMAZING. E V E R Y T H I N G
#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#rey#lego star wars#lego star wars holiday special#i make myself laugh and that's all that's important#long post
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I feel like zyx and shen yuan could have interesting conversations about the weird things people sometimes say to them and in reality its the flirting theyre missing.
more like, the two of them would notice the weird things that happened to each other, but zero self-awareness
(let's say they'd have these interactions in modern au with all mxtx cast kicking around city neighborhood/college/local hangout/etc)
(it's gotta be college bc zyx is a fucking nerd, and they met in a general education course. and then they kept taking courses that overlapped each other's majors as out-of-major requirements for funsies)
(let's throw sqh in there too bc it's not like he notices mobei-jun's anything beyond angery)
(lucky for you, anon, i had some ideas rattling in my head)
mainly zyx and sy chill during lunch or after classes, under a tree next to one of the sequestered coffee shops on campus. it's their bi-weekly bitch session:
zyx, while laying in the dirt w coffee next to her head "dude why are the guys in the seminar so fckin sweaty"
sy, scrolling through phone "who?"
"take your pick; the guy that prob runs a campus fight club, or... huh. they both look like that."
"... liu qingge? that's just his face. i think i accidentally stepped on his pen once when i was trying to give it back, and he's never forgiven me since."
zyx shrugs. made sense - it explained the nearly murderous stare he had every time something fell off of sy's desk in lqg's vicinity (can't help it with those ridiculously tiny lecture seat/desks), and lqg picks the stuff up and thrusts them back at sy like he'd rather that motion stab sy instead.
"who's the other one?"
"uh, i think that freshman - bing something - always looks like i coughed in his face or some shit."
"oh, luo binghe. he's a nice guy; looks like what???"
"ok, he looks at you like he thinks your organs would fetch a premium on the black market"
"joke's on him - the black market would pay to never touch my organs"
"just don't follow him into an alleyway. either of them."
the two of them eventually get up and walk to the library to meet sqh, who is working with a classmate that's friends with the over-eager freshman luo binghe.
sy and zyx are sitting aside, waiting for sqh to squirm through his project. his partner, mobei-jun ('as his year calls him for some sport-ball reason, wtf' thinks zyx) is trying to set their work on fire through glares alone. he keeps pulling the papers from sqh, treating their poor (but sometimes deserving) friend like a non-entity. zero respect for personal space.
and instead of staying on his side of the friendship line, lbh spends a good ten minutes boring holes into zyx's head via his stare, and then saunters over to (...start a fight?) incongruously ask sy about last week's lecture. sy's sweating bc he was too busy getting into a twitter war over his latest trashfire webnovel obsession - he knows jack shit about last lecture.
zyx is about to speak up to help out (she was playing on her 3ds but at least she took notes and looked at the board), and lbh turns his eerie not-glare glare with 'i will kill you, sweetie' smile and she just decides to let sy waffle.
not her fucking fight.
=
sometimes zyx can convince the wimp wonder duo sy and sqh to gym w her:
zyx "it'll at least stop your posture from regressing into a crustacean"
sqh "i'm dying"
sy "i can sue her... i don't know for what, but i have a family lawyer..." *wheeze*
murderface lqg walks by while zyx is trying to help the boys with their form. "that's wrong," he barks at them
before zyx could "mcfucking excuse you mate; they're trying" sy, irate and near death snaps back "oh? what would you know?"
without asking, lqg steps up and immediately hands-on starts correcting sy. zyx looks and sees he's not completely out his own ass (nor should he be, with delts like that; and he seems to respect leg day) and she turns to focus on sqh.
when she looks back, sy is actually doing the lift properly, lqg spotting and saying words of ... encouragement? in that curt, no-nonsense way of his.
"you're not completely hopeless," lqg comments. "come back on monday. i'll teach you more."
sy, face down like a limp noodle "buy me dinner first if you're going to do me like this"
lqg looks like he's about to blow a blood vessel from anger. "... fine!" and stomps away.
zyx and sqh stare at him stomping away. both pairs of eyes look down at that supremely tight ass of his, and then look at each other. ('nice,' they both think).
eventually "... does anyone find it unfair that the richest asshole between us three is the one that gets free dinner?" sqh complains.
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or the time that zyx is helping sy with an intro to programming assignment at the mech engineering dept computer lab:
sy, shifting around and losing focus every few minutes
zyx, losing patience, trying to do some homework at the same time "bro we'll leave when you finish. i'm not helping you this weekend - i have my own shit to procrastinate"
"how tf you work in here? everyone's so distracting!"
for the nth time, the printer near their corner goes off. the owner of the print bounces over to grab the paper, and turns to yell at his teammates
"okay guys! this one's the final CAD drawing! probably!"
zyx, unable to hold a grimace back. "fucking wei wuxian," she grumbles.
sy rolls his eyes. "that guy's been printing his crap for the last hour."
"i was hoping that he'd meet his team at usual fucking time and we'd get some peace and quiet in the lab, for once," she says, almost carving her derivations into her notebook with how strongly she's writing. "if i didn't already commit years, blood, sweat, and tears to this degree, i'd change majors to never take a class with him again."
"... i think he heard you," sy says awkwardly.
a hand, clutching a paper of 2d cross-sections, taps down next to zyx's workspace. "yunxun! hey, didn't see you working there!"
zyx's dead fish stare "... mhm. hi."
"is that the controls homework? i have mine, too - let's go over it in a bit! can't believe i got marked down one for the last homework -"
zyx is trying not to seethe. is this motherfucker mocking her? she got marked down three. he fucking saw that, with how nosy he was and sitting behind her in the lecture hall.
fuck. off.
wwx's still talking "did you finish the designs for mechanical design yet (zyx: "my team is iterating on it")? prof's given us hints with some of the load cases - i can help you out so you don't waste your time-"
"-thanks, but i already have the relevant load cases for my team's design."
(sy thinks that zyx's teeth might break if she grits them any tighter)
"oh! well, there's this torsion analysis that everyone keeps missing -"
"we chose a different design so we could ignore that case."
wwx laughs. "haha, i bet you're the one that thought of the new design, just to cheat past that!"
zyx "... hey, i'm sorry - i need to help my friend out with his work -"
wwx walks away cheerfully. "yeah, ok, see ya yunxun! we can check the controls homework in class!"
sy "... he seems nice."
zyx "i want him dead."
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zyx and sy sometimes dicking around in the music dept and using their practice rooms (because sy got them kicked out of the library with his loud rant on the latest sin committed by the subject of his hate-reading):
sy "when was the last time you had lessons?"
zyx "shut up rich boy - i have the right to play shitty anime covers whenever i want"
a knock on the door.
zyx "ah, fuck, it's that pretty boy"
"oh, pretty boy, huh?" sy teases
"pretty boy, derogatory" and she opens the door. "can i help you?"
said pretty boy is glaring into the room, a violin and bow in hand. "... if not practicing, you should not occupy the rooms."
zyx "yeah, we're done." goes to pack up, sy getting up and moving past the guy
as zyx leaves, the guy stops her with a curt 'hm'.
"for the piece i'm practicing - it requires an accompanist." the guy flicks his judgmental stare between zyx and the piano she was messing around with for the last hour.
"ah - I... sorry; your timing was good, i'm actually late for class." and she grabs sy and leaves before the guy can call her back.
sy starts wheezing when they exit the music building. "you?! accompany what? you haven't played since middle school orchestra!" he cackles. "'hey, i can't actually play formally, my guy', just say that!"
"shut the fuck up!" zyx drags him further from the building "look, that fucker keeps getting on my case since three weeks ago - my dance group was practicing nearby and we were 'uncouth and too loud', and i'll be damned if i let that uptight fuckwad sneer at me for being a weeb pianist"
"so if we want to keep hanging out here, like we've been for the past two years -"
"i will dig out every excuse i got. bitch has to sleep sometime. or just buy a piano for your apartment. for me."
"... no, i think this is funnier."
"fuck you, man"
#zyx au's#svzyx#mdzyx#oblivious university#lbh and lqg need no futher explanation#look this is in no way shape or form a hint that ot3 is the endgame#but the most relevant examples of people trying to be nice and getting misconstrued by zyx are wwx and lwj#since zyx isn't as musical nor into any of the things that lwj would be into in modern au#the only way he'd intersect is when she's teaching choreography for her dance group and he overhears her passionate explanation#the song she's teaching is heavily classical-inspired and her interpretation had him going HHHMMMMM INTERESTING (but in a lwj monotone)#also he thinks she forgot the time in freshman year they were in group project and everyone put the work on him (she was gone sick)#when she came back she felt bad and offered to take the rest and do the presentation instead of making him speak#bought him some homebrewed nice tea and let him watch her finish the work up to spec#(zyx didn't forget and had a mini-crush on him and forgot his name and was so embarrassed by their second official meeting)#(she was mortified by her crush at that point she did a 180 and anti-crushed on him)#on wwx's side his interest came in when there was an argument in class#upperclassmen were being disrespectful and arguing w the prof about an exam question that they misunderstood and 'prof you weren't clear'#ofc they're doing this with the one woman prof in the engineering dept#and zyx can't stand the fucking waffling anymore; wakes up from her lecture hall nap and raises her hand to interrupt#'it's obvious that if you pull against the bond the bond can break; it's perfectly bonded not impossibly bonded'#'it was a question on poisson ratios (douchebag); y'know the stuff we learned two weeks ago'#wwx didn't fall for the exam question's trap and so he 😂😂😂😂 at the attitude she was giving#he was fascinated ever since#(ok i will cover my ass: i used to do hiphop/street dance w a group from hs to undergrad; and the exam bs happened junior year)#(prof pulled me aside after the semester to take me as a research assistant bc i was 'both intelligent and not an ass')#(bc while ass senpai and i tied for top of class; ass senpai+friends worked to tank her rating and ruin her tenure track bc that exam)#Anonymous#inquiry
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