#{Shitpost: Not Serious At All}

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[puppppppppy]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[wildflowercryptid]

the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.

[nariz-teatime]

Holy fuck nari posts his art again? And its another stupid fucking thang i spent 6 hours on this and its all because of these lesbians get em out of my phone i hate em

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[jasperscringepit]

guess who started watching trigun lmaooo. I can’t stop thinking about that tragic little blonde twink.

[jedi-enthusiasm-blog]

When others are the best version of themselves, they remind you that you are not.

Certain people, instead of reflecting and thinking how they can be the best version of themselves too, focus all their attention on finding evil that doesn't exist.

Nobody can be that good, everyone looks after themselves and no one else, right? they think, very seriously, without realizing how ridiculous it sounds.

That's why so many people hate the Jedi. Because the Jedi remind them that they can be better, they just won't, unless they put in work they are not willing to do.

Source: me and my limited knowledge of psychology and human stupidity.

No, I will not accept any criticism on this.

[scribbleshanks]

making the same joke with every fandom i'm in

before I make serious art of the ot3 I gotta shitpost em.

don't take these seriously in any capacity. god knows i wasn't.

edit: what the hell did I draw last night

[existennialmemes]

I heard the Graph of Rich People's Imaginary Money got sad this morning. Is that something us Peasants need to worry about? Or is it irrelevant to us, like it is when it's happy?

[gynoidgearhead]

tradwife is a neogender for mostly cis people. change my mind

[venator-signum]

the fucking whiplash i got from going into a Liam O'Brien induced crying session on the couch to cackling at the crown keepers not knowing shit

[miyahhhhhhhhh]

i love when milkvans say that elmax and wheelclair have more romantic chemistry than byler because okay now we’re just lying

[tomwambsgays]

(this looks insane without context, but it's a redraw of this meme i saw in twitter 😭😭)

[obscuretobyfox]

you'll all see.... when Tenna talks exactly like the secret valentine YOU'LL ALL SEE... I AM THE PROGENITOR OF ALL THINGS. I CONTROL THE MEDIA. I CONTROL DELTARUNE. I CONTROL TOBY FOX. I.. AM... GASTER

[cheldobryakk]

(CD)Jon's whole personality in one picture

[ariadne-mouse]

Alert: this is a very stupid post and not to be taken seriously.

So when it was revealed the first attack on Keyleth was Ludinus trying to test drawing out Vax, folks were pointing out that Ludinus would have had to stay up to date on Vox Machina romances in order to have the information to make that plan, which is very funny. I posit an additional hypothetical: if the preliminary attack had accidentally been fatal for Keyleth herself (I say accidentally because Ludinus would want to wait to execute the plan in full later, so wouldn't have killed her then) then Ludinus would have lost his bait and would have to figure out another way to draw out Vax.

And you know what that means. Matchmaking. Get the sad bird man to fall in love again so he can threaten the new person. Ludinus using every iota of his skill in manipulation and patience and influencing of events to set up Situations, and he needs it because as a celestial champion Vax is not just walking around into your average coffee shop. He becomes the king of tropes. He reads trash romance to get ideas and runs into Caleb at a naughty book store in Rexxentrum and it's very awkward for both of them. With centuries of experience and villainy, HOW has it come to this-

[morally-gray101]

something that really bugs me about aftg is when the twinyards switch places. but. they grew up on opposite ends of the country. they have different accents!!! andrew grew up in CALIFORNIA and aaron grew up in SOUTH CAROLINA.

like are they just really good at accents? does andrew put a little southern twang into his voice? does aaron put in hours trying to figure out andrews accent just to indulge andrews whims??? like thats so cute? why did they ever try to convince us they dont care about each other