#{{he IS a ginger}}

[gingermintpepper]

I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

[gaybuckybarnesss]

BILLY HOWLE MotherFatherSon 1.01

[mspaintpetfinder]

The beginning of this blog!

Here is Caramel :]

[waterthatsmoe]

Would you like some, honey?

🍎♠️⚡️🐺🤖❤️

Though worded as a question, it was, in actuality, just warning for them.

(Cards shown are of level >50 so you can still see their faces, well for most of them)

Bonus: Ace trappola treatment ❤️ (reward for the ace stans that graciously sent me their lvled ace cards on twitter)

[lotus-pear]

god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(

[brrmian]

they make me feel seen

[holly-bearie]

my bestie??? speaking to someone else??? improper. disgusting. horrendous.

[aria-greenhoodie]

WOE, NEXT SUMMER DESIGNS FOR SOME OF THE GRAVITY FALLS KIDS, GO!

Click for Quality!

Pt 1/2/?

[meongppangz]

@i.2.n.8 instagram live / 240514

[jennipond]

first time using procreate, here's a little nick nelson drawing

[jedi-starbird]

Rex: So General Kenobi, how come you speak mando'a?

Obi-Wan: I've always been interested in the culture and I spent a year on Mandalore for a mission in my youth :)

Rex: I see, what about you, General Skywalker?

Anakin: Huh? Oh Obi-Wan used to drop me off in mando daycare when he went to get laid in little Keldabe, fun times, they taught me how to headbutt someone.

[bearnakedbaker]

PROVOKE

[benevolentcannibal]

I am far from immune to his aura.

[joyousjoyfuljoyness]

Say hello to *Chonk,* painting number 8 in the Close Encounters Collection!

[necromycologist]

the fact that Kipps is 22 years old as of the empty grave is absolutely sending me. Imagine losing your job at like. 20. for helping some little twerps and then getting hired by a bitchy little teenager with a death wish and too-tight suits who’s been hating on you since you were like 10. You know. One of the ones that got you fired in the first place. And now you have to go uncover a conspiracy about your old boss and get near-fatally stabbed in the process. And your legal first name is Quill. One of gods strongest soldiers fr fr…

[rinnivin]

i really hate those historical bastard orphans who are sons of whores

also flat colors cause it’s funny to laugh at side by side