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[actuallysaiyan]

>bacon bacon bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>you SNAPPED with this v-day event omg i loveeeeee it

>i would like to submit my request pls☝️😋

>may i pls have:

• Reader/Character tries to plan the most romantic Valentine’s Day, but everything falls through and they have to try and improvise to impress their loved one!

>with our darling nanamin!!! nsfw would be so lovely 🤭 i give you full creative liberties here, i know whatever you come up with will be PERFECT

>thank u luv u kkkbyeee ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

warnings: smut, use of vibrator, kissing, heavy petting word count: 1.1k pairings: Kento Nanami x Fem!Reader summary: you end up messing up everything you touch on Valentine's Day, and despite this, Kento still manages to fix it all by one little touch...

Tears well up in your eyes as you pull the burnt roast from the oven. This day was just getting worse and worse, and you weren’t sure you could even begin to improvise to make it better. Worst thing was that Kento would be home within the hour and you literally had nothing ready for him. Your heart ached at the thought of not being able to give your husband the best Valentine’s Day ever. You wanted nothing more than to restart this day if only to get a second chance at this. 

With a heavy heart, you turn off the oven and throw the dish into the garbage. Everything was ruined and there was no point in trying to even salvage it. Even the flowers you had ordered for Kento had been the wrong one. How could a florist fuck up so hard on Valentine’s Day? How could they accidentally send you funeral flowers and not give you some sort of compensation on their part?

You flop on the couch, your cute little apron looking like a bit of a joke now. You weren’t really wearing much under it. Just a pair of silky panties and some thigh-high stockings. The kind that Kento is absolutely crazy over. You groan when you realize there’s a big tear in it; somehow your stockings had runs in them.

This was just getting worse and worse. You calmly take a deep breath and decide to just order dinner from your delivery app. You find a restaurant offering a meal for two that looks succulent and delicious. It may not be home cooked, but you know that Kento enjoys this restaurant as well as you do. You go into the bedroom, and you consider changing into something a little more sexier. You find the red and pink lingerie and you throw it on. You change your stockings as well, then you throw on your favorite silky robe.

With that, you begin lighting the candles in the living room. Only problem is, they are all melting way quicker than you’d like. With a sigh, you turn on the fairy lights and wait for the food to be delivered. But as you wait, your eyes grow heavy from all the hard work you’ve done all day. Slowly, you fall asleep much to your own dismay.

“Honey?” You hear a soft but deep voice ask. You grunt softly as you begin to open your eyes.

“Oh no! No no no!” You whine softly, realizing your mistake. You had fallen asleep when you shouldn’t have.

Kento looks at you confused, unsure how to deal with this. You look so cute right now, but he hates whenever you’re troubled. He places the take-out that he grabbed from the delivery driver downstairs on the table in front of you. Then he kneels in front of you, his cock throbbing the minute he gets a whiff of your perfume.

“What’s wrong, darling?” Kento asks, his large hands soothing up and down your stocking-clad thighs.

You pout, “I fell asleep. I bet I missed the delivery guy…”

Kento motions over to the bag he just placed on the coffee table, and this soothes you immediately. He’s got another bag nearby too, one you recognize being from one of your favorite stores. Then you realize there’s more than one bag there. It makes your heart ache because you know this valentine’s day is just the pits for you.

“I fucked up, Ken. I wanted this to be perfect, but the florist sent the wrong flowers…” you point at the bouquet of funeral flowers. “And I burnt the roast that I wanted to make you for dinner.”

He smiles sadly, his heart so full of love. You really went out of your way to make this day so special for him, and even if you hit a few snags in the road, he knows you worked so hard to make sure it was going to be a good day regardless. He leans in and he cups your cheeks between his large hands and gives you such a sweet kiss.

“Hey, it’s okay. This night isn’t ruined…in fact, why don’t I take you into the bedroom and introduce you to your new gift?”

Your cheeks burn at his words, but you nod your head. He gathers you into his arms, carrying you bridal style. He only stops once to grab one of the bags; this one is silver and opaque. It’s clearly from the sex shop you and Kento frequent often.

Your heart pounds when he lays you on the bed and unties the knot holding your robe closed. Once again, his cock throbs in his dress pants as he sees you dressed in such cute lingerie for him. The pink and the red stand out nicely, especially for the holiday. You look so damn sexy to him, and you’re always such a good wife. Who cares if this day didn’t go exactly as you had it planned? Now that you’re both together, it can go so well from this moment on.

He pulls out a wand vibrator from the bag and a bottle of water-based lubricant. You let out a strangled whine when he plugs in the vibrator and turns it on. Kento takes his time teasing you. He runs it over your chest, your breasts and your nipples at first. The vibrations are deep and they excite you like crazy.

“That’s it, pretty baby. Just relax and let me take good care of you.” Kento murmurs against your skin as he presses the vibrator against your clothed cunt.

You pant and mewl as the vibrations tease you through your silky little panties. Your cunt clenches around nothing; the wetness is seeping through the fabric of your underwear. Kento’s watching you with lustful eyes. He doesn’t always get this kind of time alone with you, so he knows he’s going to take full advantage of it.

“There you go, pretty baby. Just go with it.” He guides you, then you gasp when you feel him pull your panties to the side.

The minute the vibrator hits your clit, you know you’re pretty much done for. You squirm and writhe under him, bucking your hips to be able to get that much stimulation. Kento isn’t a tease either, he wants you to feel good. He presses a button and the vibrations get faster and harder, making you pant and cry out his name.

“That’s it,” he grunts. “Just let go for me,”

A few more swipes of the vibrator against your clit and you’re coming undone in such an earth shattering orgasm. Kento watches you carefully, making sure he can draw all this beautiful pleasure from you. He’s planning on spending most of the night between your thighs anyway. As you slowly begin to come down, this is when you watch him get undressed and crawl on the bed.

“Now,” he says before kissing you deeply. “Are you ready for the main event?”

[alexanderpearce]

ooh i would absolutely love a media rec list from you (im a different anon but 👀)

omg u flatter me.. here are some pieces of media that i really love that i consider to be somewhat lesser known outside of my circles.. i do have lots of favourites not mentioned here that are far more mainstream (my favourite book ever is, embarrassingly, still The Secret History) but it's nice to shine a light on the more niche. i'll add content warnings but they're not comprehensive because i am just going by memory. im also not tagging gore because To be honest with me that's a given.

books and plays

Hypnerotomachia Poliphili (1499) by Anonymous/Francesco Colonna; very strange book where the author (who is actually revealed in an acrostic poem in Latin made by the first letter of each chapter) clearly has a sexual fetish for buildings and architecture. cw misogyny.

Seneca's Phaedra (1st century AD); i live here. Seneca's tragedy about doomed fatal diseased love. sorry i don't have a translation to recommend but you will be able to read mine one day i promise. cw pseudo-incest, misogyny.

The Pepsi-Cola Addict (1982) by June Alison Gibbons; vanity-published in the 1980s and only existing in five libraries around the world (until i suppose its republishing this or last year), this is a fascinating and very weird little book, and the story behind it too is very sad and interesting. i have a pdf if anyone wants it. cw predatory relationships, incest references, suicide.

The Doloriad (2022) by Missouri Williams; strange and swirling little debut set in a post-apocalyptic future, some really incredible prose. cw incest.

Geek Love (1989) by Katherine Dunne; What if the mother of sideshow freaks was purposefully consuming poisons and alcohols and cetera while pregnant to engineer her kids to be attractions Would that be fucked up for what. cw incest and the ableism inherent in the sideshow "freaks" scene.

Equus (1973) by Peter Shaffer; just read this fucking play man (or watch the 1977 movie!). cw animal death

movies

Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) dir. Darren Lynn Bousman; sorry not sorry but this is my favourite movie ever. i've seen it 17 times. complete garbage trashy 2000s comedy-horror-gore-musical. insane cast. literal genius.

Caligula (1979) dir. Tinto Brass; Do you want to watch a two and a half hour long porno filled with torture and gorgeous costumes and conversations on power. well do i have the movie for you. cw rape, incest, i know i said i wouldnt tag gore but this one does have explicit penis mutilation so.

Van Diemen's Land (2009) dir. Jonathan auf der Heide; a pretty good movie adaptation of alexander pearce's first descent into cannibalism!! my main real criticism is that they desaturated the gorgeous green and vibrant west coast to grey doomy fakeness. cw beautiful gay love

Żywot Mateusza (1968) dir. Witold Leszczyński; incredible little Polish movie set in a rural village, on youtube with english subtitles.

May (2002) dir. Lucky Mckee; literally the most relatable movie of all time to me. socially awkward (super autistic) girl has trouble with love, you won't Believe what happens next

The Lair of the White Worm (1988) dir. Ken Russell; peter capaldi and hugh grant's earth shattering gay love story... super campy phallic lesbic homoerotic vampiric wyrmesque weirdo horror. peter capaldi wears a kilt and plays the bagpipes. you MUST watch this movie.

Ravenous (1999) dir. Antonia Bird; can cannibalism represent manifest destiny AND homosexuality? find out now!

And Then There Were None (2015) dir. Craig Viveiros; Agatha Christie could only dream of writing Burn Gorman's gay homophobic character in this. transcends the book hundredfold and if you disagree you genuinely have shit taste.

albums

At Least For Now by Benjamin Clementine; just listen to this right now i mean it this shit is fucking phenomenal. incredible voice and lyrics and piano and strings.

Stygian Bough Volume I by Aerial Ruin and Bell Witch; gorgeous atmospheric doomy metal

Ludevo by Ifi Ude; Polish folk with a modern twist as well as influences from Ude's Nigerian background, songs about death and drunkenness and love and ancient pinewoods

Songs About Teeth and To The Dark Tower by Cake Bake Betty; the vibe you have created is so freaky and awesome

Juniverbrecher by The Indelicates; something something brexit punch and judy isn't englishness awful etc etc. seriously underrated.

Bath Time by Maija Sofia; super atmospheric devastating album with lots of songs focusing on specific female figures throughout history. her recent album is also great.

honourable mention to The Thick of It (2005-2012) which if you follow my sideblog you will know ive been spiralling into depravity over for months now. you may ask, if you compare my posts to what the show is actually like, What on earth is she talking about and to that i have nothing to say

[industrialbirddog]

I hate when people are like "others say they depressed as kids but when i was a kid all i cared about was legos"

This isnt directed at anybody, but i am so gen SICK of hearing this bullshit, so heres a rant on what i think. Small little warning it IS cringe.

ALSO TW There is small mentions of things like abuse, neglect, and child harm. If these may be triggering dont read this.

Cool dude, cool. I remember crying on the playground on multiple occasions bc it i was coming to the realization that no one, not even my family actually cared about me. I was thinkin about how i was completely alone, and how i was basically an observer. I came to terms with my 'quiet dude in the corner no one talks to and forgets is there' role in like 2nd or 3rd grade, and i cried in the car because even then i knew everyone i cared about was gonna leave me but yeah bro, rock on, i love legos.

I mean, its almost like kids can have bad lifes? OMG! CHILDREN HAVE PROBLEMS?! type shit annoys me. Just because someone is young, think any age of minor doesnt mean that they dont have something going on in life and it certainly doesn't mean you should belittle literal CHILDREN for being self aware about how bad their situation is. Thats how you get kids like me, i have such little confidence i cant tell you a SINGLE thing without being like 'but dont quote me haha!' like, i could just point at a cat and be absolutely sure it IS a cat and tell you 'oh hey thats a cat, but dont quote me bc idk' instead of being a dick to children who tell you somethings wrong you should idk, use your fucking ears and listen to em? Like, thats what you have ears for right? I could outright tell people that i was neglected as a kid and they'll be like 'your still just a kid, you dont know what neglect is' like yeah yeah cool, wasnt starved, didnt get medically neglected, totally got all the emotional support i needed and wasnt just ignored or literally beaten for having any type of emotion sure. Ppl act like they know EVERYTHING, invalidate you, mock ya, belittle you and then when you tell them the details they go all "sorry i didnt know" yeah, you didnt. So why were you such a fuckin dick abt it? Why did you all high and mighty go "I KNOW BETTER THEN U!" if you knew nothing?

Like, the fuckin legos statement. Does no one realise people can have VERY different childhoods? and that truama actually EFFECTS PEOPLE? like holy shit! that traumatized boy acts traumatized! why would he do that? its not like IM traumatized so why would he act that way?! like im very happy that you werent treated like garbage as a kid, atleast some parents still treat their kids with respect and not everyone in the world suffered like i did but jesus fucking holy hell get your shit together, you dont have to be a dickface just bc youre not traumatized.

SAME FUCKING THING WITH PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY DONT BELIEVE IN MENTAL HEALTH. Like we have FUCKING EMOTIONS. How do you not believe in LITERAL EMOTIONS??? like you even see it in animals, you beat an animal enough for doing something they wont do it anymore bc you traumatized the fuckin animal, you see literal evidence of it everywhere. People show signs of being traumatized and then these fuckwads r all "UR BEING DRAMAITC!!!!!1!1!11!1!!!1!!!11" and then they'll go and mention how their parents slapped them once and they werent traumatized, like sorry that happened to you dude, but that is not at all anything like being beaten everytime you cry. They make huge problems out to be the tiniest of bumps in the road like they turn a moutain into a pebble all bc "they were being dramatic-" ever heard of people not lying? like, theres people out in the world that dont lie about or exaggerate their trauma, i literally in my 17 yrs of life not met a single person who does that. I bet those people exist, and i feel bad that thats the only way they feel they'll be taken seriously or the only way anyone would care. We focus a LOT on those type of people, and i get why but that doesnt mean EVERYONE who talks abt being truamatized is exactly the same.

Theres a large list of types of people i dont like, and these are just two of them. But, i dont want to keep writing abt this bc as i mentioned before i literally have zero confidence in myself and will stop while im still comfty enough to post this.

Also, can someone help me understand tags m lost [new to tumblr dweebis]

[rxdshood-a]

@ofcosmicwonder​

“I will not be a crime lord, I will not be a crime lord, I will not be a crime lord–” Jason chanted to himself with a grumble as he cleaned the oil off of his hands after fixing a particularly rough looking car with an even more irritating owner. He had gotten himself a decent job that paid well enough, a normal one so that he didn’t go back to his crime lord ways that had Bruce practically hissing like a wet cat at him for. He had his tentative truce with the bat family and was doing his best to keep up his end of the bargain. There were plenty of days that he wanted some semblance of normalcy back in his life, to feel like everyone wasn’t walking on eggshells around him. Maybe it was all in his head, or maybe it wasn’t. Either way, he was willing to somewhat try to get a form of normalcy back. 

After dealing with the hellish customer, Jason slipped out of the shop to take a break. He snagged  his pack of cigarettes out of his jacket pocket in passing and tapped one of them out of the box, placing it between his lips before lighting it. He took a deep inhale and let the smoke out slowly, leaning back against the brick wall of the building. Someone clearing their throat had his attention, head jerking to the side to see one Donna Troy standing before him. Suddenly Jason felt like he did the one time Alfred had caught him sneaking cookies before dinner. Slowly pulling the cigarette from his lips, Jason offered a sheepish grin at the former Titan. “Uh, hey, Troy. Should I even bother to say it’s not what it looks like or are you already preparing to chew me out for smoking? I feel like I got caught red handed by my mom or something, can’t say that I’m a fan.” He quipped.

[tobirama-says-fuck-the-uchihas]

Hashirama & Tobirama With a Little Sister Headcanons

HASHIRAMA

( as children )

♡ butsuma was never really a good father. he was constantly pushing his children into war one way or the other, so i headcanon him as being, to put it bluntly, a very abusive father.

♡ i imagine butsuma being absolutely infuriated when he finds out that his youngest child is a girl

♡ "what am i going to do with this? she won't ever be as strong as my sons!"

♡ with this being mentioned, hashi and tobi's little sister grows up constantly being called a 'total misfire'

♡ so, with that in mind...

♡ get ready for a whole lot of UNCONDITIONAL LOVE

♡ GOD, hashi just loves her SO MUCH

♡ when she was little, hashirama would play with her in her room like, all the time. no buts. all the time.

♡ "wanna play with the blocks? you want the green one? here you go!! i love you so much!!!"

♡ he can't believe he has a little sister! three brothers it took to get him here and now all he wants is to play with her constantly

♡ when kawarama and itama become fatalities to the uchiha clan, hashirama has a newfound drive to protect his youngest sibling. he vows to never, ever let anything happen to her, may god help him.

♡ stands up for her against their father. butsuma is furious, but hashi's little sister never forgets that. hashi made a vow to protect her, and that's exactly what he's gonna do.

♡ whenever she has nightmares, he's always there to comfort her, no matter what. if he has a curfew and has to be in his room and stay in there at a certain time, he'll sneak out and crawl through the halls just to get to her room. #goodfam

♡ during the colder months he likes to wrap a long scarf around his sister and throw one of the ends over her head, just for shits and giggles

♡ she doesn't mind, she's giggling too

( as teenagers )

♡ when things get a little more rocky in their lives now that hashirama is older, he finds he doesn't have enough time for his baby sister anymore. right around the corner he'll be in his twenties, and his baby sister is still only barely past the age of ten. now that he's much more stronger and able to provide more for his family, he's willing to do anything it takes, even if it means he won't always physically be there for his sister.

♡ when butsuma passes away and hashirama becomes the head of the senju clan, there's a lot of strain on him, but he manages to pull through

♡ his baby sister is always getting noogies or having her hair ruffled by him

♡ once she was complaining about her hair getting too long and how she didn't like it, so hashi sat her down and cut her hair for her. he was like "OMG KSJGFSHGBJRGH IM GONNA CUT YOUR HAIR ARE YOU READY? im not the best at cutting hair. like, TERRIBLE. im TERRIBLE at it. but i hope it'll look good on u!! cus ur so cute!! look at those squishy cheeks!!!!"

♡ his little sister is like "uhh, on second thought???"

♡ he does a terrible job

♡ he cuts it at about a few inches above her shoulders but it's so UNEVEN

♡ he tried his best

♡ she cries because it looks so bad but can't get mad at poor hashi

♡ his little sister enjoys practicing being a homemaker before fighting other clans, so that's what she does. while hashi and tobi are out, she stays at home and sweeps, scrubs the floors on her hands and knees, does the dishes, washes the laundry as best she can, etc

♡ by the time hashi and tobi get home she's fallen asleep on the floor

♡ "HEY (NAME) WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS CRAZY THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY"

♡ when she woke up nothing went well.

♡ if his little sister wants to dabble in some medical ninjutsu, hashi complies immediately. 3 seconds after the words are out of her mouth hashi is dashing out of the house towards the medical quarters to see if he can find a nurse nin to teach his lil sis

♡ oh, btw, lots of "sis"'s

♡ and hugs

♡ and cheek kisses

♡ he can't resist he loves his baby sister SO much. like, 100/10 would fr die for her

TOBIRAMA

( as children )

♡ he comes off as a bit cold and distant sometimes, but he really does care about his little sister, especially after itama and kawarama.

♡ whenever she'd come up to him wanting to play he shrugged her off and made her cry quite a handful of times, but every time he'd cringe at her sniffling and would be guilt-tripped into stacking blocks with her or some shit like that lmfao

♡ tobi definitely would not go to hashirama's level of affection for their little sister. it's just... it's just kinda nasty to him

♡ he hates the idea of receiving such affection and wouldn't "obsessively" kiss or hug his baby sister like SOMEONE he knows

♡ although once in a while he'll lay a hand on the top of her head

♡ she doesn't really know what's happening but he takes it off after .2 seconds

♡ he just aint that kinda brutha

♡ one time his sister started uncontrollably crying in the garden outside of their house and when he came to see what was wrong she pointed at a dead lizard on the ground and "i stepped on him!" poor babey

♡ tobirama honestly doesn't see how that's a problem. big deal, how many, i dunno, ants has he stepped on before? he never cried about that. he just cant understand what the big deal is. it's a lizard. there's billions of them.

♡ "so what? he was bound to be caught by a bird sometime or the other."

♡ in which the crying ensues, again, and tobirama begrudgingly places a hand on his sister's shoulder in some way to console her, but that's the best he can do. if his sister jumps at him while she's crying for comfort, he may lay a hand on the back of her neck while cries on him. that's it though

( as teenagers )

♡ when he's in his late teens, he's constantly out of the house preparing battle strategies just in case. he's virtually never at home except for when he gets off from his strategizing earlier than normal. when he's out late, he doesn't come home till past midnight probably or he'll be pulling an all-nighter. it's just who he is, and battle strategizing in case of a uchiha attack is necessary. someone's gotta do it

♡ now that his sister is older, she now has a bit of knowledge in the kitchen, and sometimes makes a little, small snack for her brother if he gets home late. it's not much, but it's the best she can do. probably something like a little tiny cupcake or a small dish of sliced fruit for him

♡ he appreciates it, but will never ever say that to her. his pride wouldn't be able to take it, showing thanks to a little girl when at the very least it should be him cooking for her. but we all know he doesn't have time for that

♡ once hashirama switched around the salt and sugar jars by accident since he just. he just doesn't know anything that goes on in the kitchen. it was a mistake. their little sister decided to make a little treat for tobirama when he got home, and she put salt in the cupcake instead of sugar. made it all nice and as neat as an eleven-year-old could, even put only a very small amount of icing on the top, just how tobi likes it

♡ when tobi got home he found it sitting out on the kotatsu in the dining room and decided to take only a bite before getting ready for a much-needed hot bath

♡ and promptly spat it out on the floor

♡ he was SO angry. ???????? like??????? did she do this on purpose??? was she messing with him?? was she angry that tobirama couldn't stay home the other night to eat dinner with her???? she knew that he had a busy schedule, so her giving him this garbage was unacceptable and selfish

♡ he's just a big grump

♡ when he confronts her about it the next day, shes like ??????? huh??? i didn't put salt in the food, get your mouth checked

♡ and then hashirama, amidst the loud arguing, is rubbing his neck like ...... hey guys, i have a confession to make

♡ when konoha is formed, tobirama is old enough to have his own home, and hashirama is arranged for a marriage with a woman named mito uzumaki. so tobirama moves out, and brings his little sister with him

♡ she runs the house while he's out being hashi's right-hand-man and whatnot

♡ y'know, slaving away, but now, thanks to hashi, pretty good at medical ninjutsu

♡ now that they're living alone together, tobirama has a bit more time for her. when he's free, he takes his sister out to a secluded spot to practice battle moves with her, pretty much trying to show her everything he knows, as much as he can. if his sister has an affinity for water like him, then all the more convenient. this gives him a much larger platform to teach her on

♡ she lowkey hates his style of teaching though

♡ "i can't be hitting you that hard" headass

♡ tobi she's like, thirteen, with barely any battle experience. you're a grown adult male whom has literally wasted some people, including that spikey-haired angry man's brother, ok

[bitchiha]

Upcoming Works

!For the month of JULY!

A/N: Shawties, I am not promising that I will  finish all of these requests by the end of the month. I am simply showing you how fucking garbage my work ethic is! And theres no way I can pull through all these in that time. Requests are simply requests, if I don't want to write them I am not going to force myself too! Also, some of these are some self indulgent works I have been personally wanting to write. And YES I have 7 current works <3 I don't know why I did that to myself but I did. I only did up to 30 of my requests 4 this

1) CURRENT WORK / IMAGINE / YAMATO

Request: NSFW! for a friend! Also for myself bc I’m self indulgent.. Yamato + reader + empty hokage office, do the math luvs <3

2) CURRENT WORK / IMAGINE / KAKASHI

Request: hii can you write some detailed nsfw headcanons for kakashi or just write a smut fic i love your writings so i wanted to ask if u could do it or not!

3) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / SHIKA, SASUKE, TOBIRAMA 

Request: Can I request some filthy nsfw hc’s for Tobirama , Shikamaru and Sasuke makeup sex w s/o after a pretty heated argument? Ofc if you feel comfortable writing for them! Thank u, ily 🥺

4) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / YAMATO

Request: Hiya! You’ve got me lovin’ that Yamato so could I ask for Yamato with a S/O who is the epitome of an angry lil midget (like 5’3 and under)? S/O’s also got that life-of-the party personality which totally clashes with Yamato’s gentle and sweet, would be interesting to see how that goes!

5) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / TSUNADE 

Request: I hope it’s ok I’m requesting Tsunade. Hcs of her having a daughter figure in one of her students. Like a few years younger than Shizune but she is qualified as a kunoichi and exceptional in what she is doing. I would really wanna know how she would act with her etc.

6) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / NEJI, KIBA, SHIKA

Request: heyyy!!! can i get a neji, kiba, shikamaru headcanon where they’re jealous over their s/o??? — anon 🧊

7) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / RAIDOU 

Request: I loved your headcanon about Genma Ibiki and Omoi! Would you mind doing the same with Raidou? Finding some content abt him is so rare 😩

8) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI 

Request: hiii! please can you do nsfw hc for neji?❤️

9) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI, RAIKAGE, DARUI 

Request: Can you do oblivious reader headcanons for Neji and Raikage Darui please?!

10) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHINO 

Request: Hey, so after reading my matchup again, I got an idea for a head-canon. I'm not sure if this has already been asked, but headcanons with Shino that has a S/O who has a fear of bugs, but doesn't want that to ruin their relationship with Shino and tries to work on it ( side note: gotta love that auto correct changes Shino to Rhino).

11) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI

Request: Teehee, could you do a headcanon in how Kakashi would react if he was out at a bar with his friend he’s crushing on and he let something close to “I love you” slip out in front of her (bonus points if she ends up feeling the same?) Omg it would mean the world ❤️

12) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI 

Request: Can we have more Kakashi love Super PLEASE? how about a s/o who is motherly towards team 7 - especially Naruto, & loves taking care of Kakashi. 👀

13) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TEAM 7  

Request: Can I request some Boruto team 7 headcanons? How they confess to their fem crush? Or other way how they would react to a love confession from their crush *^*

14)  PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHISUI

Request: 🌻Hi! Some shisui headcanons with S/O coming from different culture? I know that their villages have same/very similar cultures so how would he react to S/O from like another😅 im sorry english is not my native language

15) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SASUKE, KIBA 

Request: jealous sasuke or kiba 👉🏾👈🏾?? maybe please 

16) PENDING / IMAGINE / KIBA 

Request: Hello! I love your blog. You're amazing. Can I request some Kiba fluff where he proposes to his S/O with Akamaru's help? I think that would be super cute. Thank you!

17) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KIBA, SHIKAMARU 

Request: Hi lovely! Can I please request some headcanons for Kiba and Shikamaru's reactions to finding out their S/O is pregnant with twins? Thanks a lot :)

18) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHIKAMARU 

Request: Wait, can I request Shikamaru meeting his s/o’s ex too please? Wlfklskajdkskamdnemks

19) PENDING / HEADCANONS / MADARA 

Request: Hi! I love your writing! Could I ask hcs of Madara with a s/o, please? Like under what circumstances would he get one? What'd attract him and make him go for it? And how would he behave around his s/o?

20) PENDING / IMAGINE / SHISUI 

Request: Lizzie 😭❤ may I request headcanons for Shisui where the fem reader is a new ANBU member and is really strong but is underestimated by her male team mates (except Shisui) so he hears her crying in the evening in her room and comforts her by making her compliments and they start kissing and making out? 😊

21) PENDING / HEADCANONS / (N/A)

Request: ummm i just read ur last ask andddd are there any other characters you’d wanna write for that situation? 👀 (S/O walking in on character masturbating) 

22) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI, HIDAN, KISSAME, KAKASHI 

Request: hi can i request some smutty smutty hcs about fem s/o waking neji, hidan, and kisame up in the middle of the night w a bj? 👀 throw in a bonus kakashi if u feeling extra generous 🙏🏼✨

23) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TENTEN (THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING HER BTW <3) 

Request: it says ur requests are open, if not i’m sorry for bothering you :( but can we have tenten relationship headcanons, u could do nsfw only if u want to!

24) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI, YAMATO, IRUKA

Request: Same anon from a similar ask, what if it was flipped, how would kakashi, yamato, and iruka react if they walked in on their s/o masturbating? 👉👈

25) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TOBIRAMA 

Request: I love your worksss 🥺💕💕 so I’m new in the tobirama club so can i request sfw and nsfw headcanons of him?? 🥰✌🏻

26) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KISAME, HIDAN, DEIDARA, ITACHI 

Request: May I request a hc for Kisame, Hidan, Deidara, and/or Itachi (separately) with an s/o who's a total mom-friend in general, but becomes a merciless killer in battle. Just 0-100 real quick-

27) PENDING / IMAGINE / KAKASHI 

Request: Hello! ❤️ I was wondering if You could write a small scenario or headcanon (which ever is easiest on you) of how Kakashi would react if Jiraiya and Gai brought him to a strip club for the first time? (It’s something that’s been in my mind for a hot minute)

28) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI OR SHIKAMARU 

Request: Hi could you maybe possibly do a headcannon for Kakashi or Shikamaru with them and their s/o being cuddly/just laying in bed together? 👉👈 ty ilysm

29) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / GAI OR ROCK LEE

Request: Pls- just something Might Guy/Rock Lee related... they practically carried the show and for that, they need more love 

30) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / SASORI 

Request: Love your writing, would love if you wrote something for Sasori one day

31) PENDING / HEADCANONS / GAI OR LEE

Request: Gai/Lee anon here! SFW and NSFW pls :3

32) PENDING / IMAGINE / KAKASHI 

Request: Scenario where reader is having a wet dream while cuddling with Kakashi and starts mumbling lewd things in their sleep and Kakashi wakes them up and it leads to sexy times 👉👈 ik that's hyper specific srry 💜

33) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / KAKASHI 

Request: what would kakashi do if his s/o teased him so bad 👀

[thefudge]

in your opinion, when it comes to "problematic" ships, what are the biggest differences between quality trash and bad trash? i know you've talked about why chuck/blair fails as a trash ship before but do you have any other qualifiers? i am studying the art of trash ships for my own writing rn and i'd love to hear your opinion since you're pretty much a connoisseur of sexy garbage ships lol

omg i feel pressured now lol but thank you! i hope this makes sense: 

for me, quality trash is introspective and self-aware. c/b doesn’t work for me because they never really LOOK at each other and understand what they are and why they behave the way they do. just saying “uwu we’re bad for each other” but “only you can love me as bad as i am” is NOTHING if you don’t really delve into it. in that sense, c/b is very tame no matter how “shocking” their shenanigans get because they’re not brave enough to examine what they have. they always go back to “family values” and “being there for my man” and “i believe in you chuck uwu”  like in some 50s dish soap ad. hell, the series ends with them blissfully married and popping out kids. that’s not to say happy endings by default are bad, but it rings hollow for them, cuz it means that all the “turmoil” when they were kids was just a “phase” and now they’re ready to join society like the ambitious aristo leeches they are expected to be. ANYWAY enough about those two (i know ppl still get lots of mileage out of them, and i don’t wanna fault them for it. like what you like. sometimes we just like some dynamics, and we can’t explain it, or rather we like what we would want to add to them. it’s fine.) 

so like i said, introspection and examination are key. but the second ingredient for me is challenging systems of power. really good trash isn’t about ppl challenging each other. i mean sure, that’s part of it. but the “bad” boy making the “good” girl uncomfortable about her limits and her preferences and her perfect princess life is not the point (i literally rolled my eyes writing that). the point is to make each other question the systems of power that surround them, systems which make them act the way they do. and not shame each other for still believing in fairy-tales or whatever. character A isn’t there to show character B how gritty the world is, it’s to show them why that world isn’t THE ONLY alternative. character A may unlock hidden darkness in character B and tell her/him to indulge or let go and live in that darkness for a while, but always ALWAYS there must be a bigger point. even if it’s indulging for indulgence’s sake, it must say something about the overarching mentality of that world (for example, how hedonistic desire is forbidden in a utilitarian world where you must only be useful and productive). even the darkest, trashiest ships must directly or indirectly challenge some assumptions about the status quo. this isn’t to say every such ship must be overtly political, far from it. sometimes trash is just trash, and you have lots of fun. but even the most basic trash, if good, will spark some kind of tiny revolution, even if it’s just about the freedom to have fun on your own non-normative terms.

and okay, trash doesn’t equal dark ships (sometimes it can). trash is also CAMP. and ppl tend to forget this. good trash can be ridiculously over the top and it can get away with it PRECISELY because it understands the world in which it operates and critiques it. you can be the dumbest trash ship alive and still strike a chord.  in fact, the campiest always do.

finally, the fourth ingredient is honesty. since you told me you want to write these kinds of dynamics, you have to try to be honest, sometimes painfully so. really good trash exposes every little weird thing about us as people. they can be gross and uncomfortable and just overwhelming emotionally, while also being very fun. your characters will have to strip (and hey, literally too if you want to) away some convictions at one point, will have to be naked (again, literally or not) to each other, really naked. i think this is what separates good trash from plain abusive and mediocre dynamics. i’ve read my fair share of fics where the author just wanted to subject the heroine to horrible behavior so that when the shitty dude stopped torturing her it felt extra special. and the premise of such a fic isn’t the problem, it’s the way you go about it. i don’t feel the author is being honest about what she really wants here, and the characters do not feel real either. the abusive behavior is the mindless aphrodisiac and not a springboard for something more vulnerable and real between the two characters. 

anyway, hope this gives u some food for thought! 

(as an aside, this is why i sort of fell out of love with reylo, cuz i was hoping it would manage to get at least one of these right but ehhh, i’m not so sure anymore…)

[smallcowplant]

Can we have some more big sister Sam advice?

o shoot okay

here’s some assorted stuff that I could go off about if u were my lil sibling tbh

we spend so much of our life worried about what other people might think about us/being embarrassed but like……..u only got one life. so wear that pretty dress you’re worried about ruining, use that sticker set/washi tape u bought, flaunt your interests. it’s crazy how society really tries to push the whole ‘blend into the crowd, keep your head down’ shit. don’t be ashamed of doing stuff you love. if you love folk metal and neon clothing and writing fanfiction…….that’s valid and fun. anybody who tries to smother ur creativity probably has some deep issues that have……nothing to do with u

your art is not bad. your writing is not bad. your creations are not bad. you are not trash/garbage/an awful person. this kind of bs (and ‘relatable, omg I’m so ugly, stupid, bad’ culture) is so toxic. if you look at the stuff you make and dislike aspects of it, that’s okay! it shows that you’re growing and honing your craft! nothing is perfect on the first try. NOTHING is ever perfect. ever. and even when you criticize aspects of your work/yourself, please know that first and foremost, you HAVE to be your own biggest cheerleader first. you have to believe that your art is worth making, that your stories are worth writing, that what you create is worth creating, and that your life is worth living. and you want to know why?? it’s because you exist, this sum total of coincidences and situations and dreams…..and what you do matters. because you won’t be here forever. so make it matter. to you.

invest in some good bras/underwear.

one day, if it hasn’t happened yet, someone will break your heart. this will most likely happen more than once. and it will hurt, like your heart has been pulled out of your chest and there’s ice in your blood. and you’ll cry and feel empty, and cry some more, and that emptiness will fill every part of you. it will be bad. but it will pass. it will.

stop talking shit on people!! we all love to feel like we’re cooler/more accomplished/better than other ppl but,,,,,,,living in drama and stirring the pot will really only isolate u and make you feel worse over time. (this is obviously not about calling out real issues btw, this is purely about talking shit just to talk shit/gossiping). festering in negativity and putting down people to lift yourself up never works. It just makes you look bitter and gross lol

don’t fcken trust grown ass men/women that persue you when you’re freshly an adult/”legal”. their intentions are usually fucked. a 30 something year old has nothing in common experience-wise with a 18 year old and shouldn’t be trying to mess with you. 

don’t be upset at your past self. they made you into who u are now. and that person is pretty cool.

sex is not as big of a deal as society makes it seem. really. like, sure, it can be fun? but it absolutely does not define you. when I was younger, I felt very pressured to grow up/be in a relationship/have sex, which got me into some very uncomfortable situations that really warped my view on relationship dynamics/sex in general. having sex doesn’t change you as a person—-it doesn’t make you better, or worse! it’s just sex. 

take pictures! take videos! preserve the stuff you love. memory is faulty and less tangible.

go to shit alone! concerts, movies, lunch. it’s okay to do things without an audience. don’t miss out on stuff just because you’re scared of looking dumb and alone. ppl really are very self-centered and do not notice or care tbh. no one will give u shit. (and if they do, what the hell)

nothing u see on instagram/youtube/twitter/tumblr/films/media is real life. everyone is presenting a polished version of their reality. nobody looks that good all the time, if ever. no love story is as perfect as it may appear. no life is as ideal as you think it is. comparing yourself to people on these terms is useless bc you only ever see what they choose to let you see.

oof that’s a lot sorry

[lovelyfeh]

oh hejanxhf you’re of course going to be on the tag list!! You really helped me when I was starting out and I owe you so much sweetheart omg 💖💖

AND HECK THIS WAS SO SWEET BUT ILLEGAL??? THIS IS ABOUT U WHY IM CRYING-

(I was so torn between Helbindi and Eliwood but I decided on helbindi because im love him?? i’m praying he gets a summer alt and i’ve just really been wanting to get him lately ;-; if you want someone different pls tell me!!!) ( @eorzean-savage )

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•You were often described as one of the sweetest people in Askr by many heroes. You were polite, always helping others, and extremely selfless.

•So it absolutely shocked others learning that you had a crush on Helbindi.

•Helbindi? The rude, brash axe wielder? The one who threatens to chop off your head every time you so much as breathed in his direction? That Helbindi?

•Everyone knew at this point. Even though he tried to avoid you and threatened you on multiple occasions, you’d constantly be seen near him. Sitting with him at the dining hall, joining him for patrols-how has Helbindi not noticed yet?

•Not to mention the dreamy gazes you sent his way when he wasn’t looking, how you always got him a healer after battle... it was so painfully obvious that it hurt to watch you two interact.

•Helbindi simply thought it was your overbearingly kind nature. While he hated it 99% of the time, he couldn’t help but admit he found it a tad bit flattering. (Just kidding!... probably)

•Depending on the type of person you are, crushes can be a good or bad experience. You’ll either spend nights dreaming peacefully of what could be, or staying up all night and staring at the ceiling with anxiety in your heart.

•You treat him in the nicest way possible! Every time you see him you send a compliment his way, and if you so much as hear the word ‘trash’ come out of his mouth you’re quick to assure him that he’s a treasure, a diamond in the rough.

•“Hey general, where’s the garbage room again?” “ITS NOT YOUR ROOM THAT’S FOR SURE YOU ANGEL-”

•He finds it annoying, but oddly enough his heart skips a beat every time you shoot down his negative thoughts. Is that normal?

•One day you accidentally grab his hand. Really! It’s was an accident!

•When you were reaching for the front entrance to the castle your fingers brushed against skin, and when you looked up you could see the flushed face of your crush.

•After profuse apologizing and many threats from Helbindi, you two made up with a hug (it was your suggestion, and he didn’t return it. poor you ;-;)

•After this incident, Helbindi comes to two conclusions.

•1)You cause a lot of coincidences.

•2)You’re cute when you’re blushing.

•Slowly, Helbindi becomes more protective of you. If someone so much as dares to look at you the wrong way (or with romantic intent-) he’s quick to pull out his weapon and stand nearby as a warning.

•After a month or two, you’re more then ready to confess. You have an elaborate plan set up that includes Feh, six fireworks, a fork, and a LOT of green capes-

•“Hey S/O, I need to talk to ya. Right now.”

•Annnnd there goes your plan...

•Helbindi will invite you for a walk, specifying that you have to come, even if it doesn’t turn out like he thinks it will.

•“What does that mean?” “Shut up and don’t worry about it.”

•He’ll lead you to a remote area in the forest, just close enough to the castle so that if you get ambushed he can call for help, but far away enough so that any heroes taking a stroll can’t hear you two.

•He looks extremely red. Does he have a fever?

•“L-Listen S/O, I’m flattered n’ all by the affection I’ve been getting from you, but...”

•Oh.

•Oh no.

•You cannot let this happen. You have to do something!

•“Wait! Wait, hear me out! Ok, yes, I may have be acting really affectionate lately, but that’s only because I love you! Honest!”

•And then you slap your hands over your mouth.

•“U-Uh, forget what I just said-”

•Helbindi is quick to silence you with a giant hug.

•You swear your face has never burned that much.

•“Well, I actually came out here to confess to you, but your loud mouth couldn’t stay quiet for two seconds.”

•You’re a stuttering mess as he grabs his hand in yours and looks at you with a flustered face.

•“S-So! Would you like to continue our walk? Only if ya want to, of course!”

•How to be happy 101: get Helbindi to be your bf and hold hands with him-

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[wicked-witchxx]

Being Tony Stark’s daughter would include... (part 2)

PART 1

Requested?: Yes/No/Kind off

By: @i-heart-movies

Sumary: Three differents versions of what happened with you after the snap.

Characters: Tony Stark, Y/N Stark, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Pepper Potts, Natasha Romanoff, Thor Odinson, James Rhodes, Peter Parker.

Words: 1.785

Relationships: Fem!Reader x dad!tony stark, Peter Parker x fem!reader.

Warnings: Curses, IW spoilers, fluff, angst, so much angst.

A/N: So an user asked for this in the comments and I said, why not? So here I am. Not my gifs! Remember English is not my first language, so I’m sorry if there’s some mistakes! Btw how are doing your countries in the World Cup? I’m about to die bc mine just lost today :).

• Okay, so let’s start with the happy part

• Where you, Peter and EVERYONE survived the snap and everything was happy

• Imagine the emotive hug you would give to everyone, specially Steve, Nat and Rhodey

• So after the battle all of you went back to NY bc that’s where u live duhhh

• And Team Cap wants to return u in person so... why not?

• Then there were Tony and Peter who were coming back too

• So obiously you got there first

• And the wait was so stressfull

• Even with Pepper on your side 

• But then they came

• So, if your hug after the battle was emotive your hug with your dad was 100% even more

• You two crying in eachothers shoulders

• Telling how much you love eachother

• And Steve looking from afar like... daaammnnnn

• And then you saw Peter

• But ofc you didn’t hug until your reunion with your dad was over

• Yours and Peter’s reunion was emotive as well

• And the two of you went to that date finally 

• Like to get some coffee or some pizza idk some shit like that

• The Avengers fixing everything that happened in the past

• Your relationship with Peter growing little by little

• Mostly bc of Tony and Steve 

• #Overprotectivedads

• But Tony was taking your relationship really well

• Bc he loved Peter so

• Steve... well Steve was another story

• Like he didn’t hate Peter or anything like that

• But he would step on your moments

• Like when Peter and you were just sat in the couch watching some movies cuddling and he would sit between you two

• Or whenever you are about to kiss he’ll just come and separate the two of you

• Basicly your relationship was watched close by Steve mama bear Rogers 

• And ofc there was Nat

• Who wasn’t behind in the overprotective thing

• Like she threatened Peter of death if he ever hurt you

• The only time you weren’t being interrupted was when you were in Peter’s house or with his friends

• Steve being jealous with your relationship bc soon all your time was with Peter

• (Not ALL the time but a lot of it)

• And Steve-Y/N’s movie nights started to be Peter-Y/N’s movie nights

• Tony laughing of the super soldier and telling him “That’s how it felt six years ago bich”

• But then one night Steve was tired of you saying that you couldn’t hang out with him or see a movie bc you were going to see Peter, so he told you how he felt about you leaving him behind

• So you canceled with Peter and stayed the night with the super soldier like old times

• And then you started to notice those times when you reject your family for a guy and you quit doing it

• Peter understood ofc bc he’s just so good and comprensive boyfriend

• And like all the couples you fight

• Some times is his fault, other times yours and other times is the danger in the city’s fault

• But whenever you fought you two felt terrible

• And you didn’t let show too much bc you feared that Natasha hurt Peter

• So you just talked about it with Wanda

• Who made you realize how stupid you two wereWhile May and Ned made him realize of that

• So you two apologize at the same time

• And everyone were happy again

• Just a big weird superhero family

• So now... now is when things gets a little bit sadder

• So in this part is where you survived the snap, but everyone who didn’t in IW didn’t and Thanos won

• So you were with Shuri when everything happened and suddenly everyone around you started to desintegrate

• And you started to have a panick attack 

• WHAT WHAS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?

• Steve, Rhodey and Nat running to the castle to see if you were okay

• But you weren’t

• Like, you were in a corner in the floor with your knees in your chest and crying

• Nat and Steve running to confort you

• Whispering that you were okay

• That everything was going to be okay

• But it wouldn’t

• And you know it

• Steve and Nat weren’t going to came with Rhodey, Bruce Thor and you back to New York bc u know... 

• They were just going to drove you there and then come back to Wakanda

• But you refused to go without them in your side

• So they stayed and Tony came back

• And when you saw your dad you were just...

• So relieved and happy and sad and every emotion taht could cross your mind

• You two hugged and refused to let go for hours 

• He was so so happy that you were alive

• You and him crying

• And everyone watching you were crying too

• Even Nat teared up

• But then the realization came to you

• And you started to search for Peter

• Where the hell was him?

• “Dad where’s Peter?”

• Tony looking at you not daring to say it out loud

• And then you start crying again

• And he hugged you with so much love and force while you fell on your knees to the floor

• Steve, Nat, Thor and Bruce were all like “Who the fuck is that”

• Rhodey was like “The boy who had a date with her”

• And then they were like “Oh.... OHHHHHH”

• Which end up in everyone hugging you

• You making Steve and Tony make peace

• Bc you know... Thanos is still out there with a lot of power in his hands

• Lots of PTSD

• And maybe some depression for all the losts

• Tony telling F.R.I.D.A.Y. to let him know whenever you have a panic/anciety attack or a nightmare

• And ofc when Steve knew about it he told F.R.I.D.A.Y. to let him know too

• Tony and Steve running to your room every time you scream

• The two of them hugging you until you calm down

• Nat being your confident whenever you have trouble with your attacks or you are really sad about Peter

• Bc even when your dad understand you really don’t want to worry him

• And then Steve looks at you with that pity stare that you can’t stand

• And Thor doesn’t really understand even when he tries, 

• And Bruce tells you to go to therapy, which you really want to avoid

• But all the avengers just look for your good and try to help in their own way

• Like Thor’s pancakes

• Steve’s cuddles

• Your dad’s jokes

• Natasha’s advices

• And Bruce’s science chats that relaxes you

• Just a disfuntional but full of love family

• And now... now is when everything get’s really sad

• Bc in this version, neither you or the other characters survived

• So you ran with vision to outside the castle bc you wanted to help

• And you did very well

• (I mean Nat and Wanda had to save your ass a few times but who counts it right?)

• And Steve ofc started to yell at you to get out of there when all happened

• When Thanos disappeared and snapped

• And then everyone started to vanish

• And you really started to panick

• And then when you looked... your foot was dissapearing

• Steve ran to you and hold you so tight

• You hugged him back while you started to cry

• You imploring all of them to make peaces with Tony

• And telling them how much you loved all of them

• You asking to tell your father how much you loved him too

• “It was nice to see you all again”

• And then, with that, you vanished too

• Steve falling to his knees and crying while having your ashes in his hands

• Everyone were crying to be honest

• Bc the little girl who they knew was gone...

• The little girl who they saw grow up was really gone

• And Rhodey

• Omg RHODEY

• THE MAN WHO SAW YOU GROW UP SINCE YOUR MOTHER LEFT YOU IN TONY’S HOUSE WHEN YOU WEREN’T MORE THAN ONE YEAR OLD

• I MEAN CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW HE’S FEELING?

• Suddenly everyone were kneeled at Steve’s side forming a circle with your ashes in the middle crying

• And then after replacing energies everyone comes back to New York

• Even Steve and Nat bc they were going to comply your wishes

• Can you imagine how silent the trip would be?

• Everyone were lost in their thoughts

• Some of them about the battle

• Others about Thanos

• But all the people who died was in all of their minds

• You included

• When they got to New York the waited for Tony to come back

• And the first thing he did when he came back was to ask for you

• And everyone stayed silent

• “Tony...”

• Steve took a step foward, but Tony’s mind was spinning over and over

• “No....”

• “Tony”

• “No she can’t.... she can’t... Why didn’t you protected her?! Why didn’t you...”

• “She just vanished... we couldn’t do anything”

• Tony almost felt to the floor, but Rhodey catched him

• He started to cry

• And then everyone started to cry again

• Steve telling Tony your lasts words

• Making everyone cry even more

• The avengers making peaces in your honour

• And bc Thanos was still out there and they needed to defeat him

• Tony realizing that you were the thing that make his world keep spin

• You were the centre of his life

• He fought to get out of Afganistan for YOU

• He started the Iron Man project to protect YOU

• He did everything in his hand to garantee that you were happy and okay

• And suddenly you were gone

• Like really gone

• No more sassy remarks

• No more teenage bullshit

• No more helping him in the lab... nothing

• And suddenly that realitation came to everyone else too

• Thor wouldn’t tell you any more stories about Asgard and his people

• You wouldn’t have any more fisics’ and chemistry’s chats with Bruce 

• Or help him in the lab

• No more training days or girl sneak’s out whenever you two were tired of all the testosterone with Nat

• No more army chats with Rhodey

• No more movie nights or 1940′s chats with Steve

• And then Tony couldn’t stand to see a photo of you or hear your name

• So he just throw all your photos and forvide to even name you

• Steve saving all your photos from the garbage and locking them in his room

• Bc he wouldn’t let you be forgotten

• Everyone were dealing with your death in a different way

• Bruce found consolation in working in the lab almost all the hours of the day

• Steve and Natasha found it training and punching things

• Rhodey didn’t get out of his room until it was meal time

• Thor disappeared almost all day to have long walks in the street

• And Tony found his distraction in the alcohol and parties

• Just a big broken family

[hematomes]

how dare u insult me /j we’ll have to settle this with a duel /hj

YEAH NO THE THREE STARS ARE V USABLE ASIDE FROM BASE ATTACK?? points at skyrider which has an er stat and had been carrying since pre-sac sword tbh

FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME LIKE. SHE DOES NOT HAVE A PERSONALITY OKAY . she could’ve been so strong and amazing BUT NO. like if i ever read fairy tail fanfic at some point im gonna find one where lucy gets to be an actual person bc jfc i despise her in canon. and i ALSO HATED THAT SHIP BC JUST?? LIKE SHE HAS NOTHING TO ADD BC OF HOW BLAND SHE IS JFC And ur right lisanna is pretty <3

speaking of fairy tail i was thinking of writing my theory ending into existence but in a genshin thing bc. it’s too painful to waste and kaeya might be a good fit for the story line, lore-wise . hmm

HELP AJSJDJD PLS i don’t want sukuna anywhere near me i. i don’t have ur tendencies dear /lh

I LOVED THAT SO MUCH AJSJDJD mechamaru and panda’s fight also i. ugh :( <3 AND YES MIWA VS MAKI WAS SO GOOD? and the . listen the bonds the female characters have. im gonna cry. also maki and mai. FUCK THAT HIT ME WAY TOO HARD. LIKE I JUST. sobs. i cannot articulate like,, that reached into my guts and just twisted,, i. dies

MEI EXISTS AND SUDDENLY IM DYING. UTAHIME EXISTS AND IM SUDDENLY DEAD.

pls ur skrunkly coward man

ah that’s fair the hype around him did make me go. ??? bc like he’s neat but? i?? nanami tho. NANAMI CAN HAVE MY ENTIRE HEART I LOVE HIM DEEPLY

i just have to throw milk at u and you'll shrivel up and die. that's how lactose intolerant people react i think

ZBDJZ I HAVE THE SKYRIDER AND YES... i need to give it to aether bc he would benefit more from er than crit rn. yum

EXACTLYYYY SHE'S JUST... here i guess. and it's infuriating bc she's so important to the story, especially at the beginning + with the whole dark guilds and shit. yet???? she gives us nothing. just an aftertaste of complete void

zbdja hara why do u like hurting so much . /j

PLS SUKUNA IS SO... he's one of the very few ppl who make me go "am i truly ace" . yells he's just so hot and completely insane and would treat me like utter garbage but whatever. THO CHOSO. WOULD BE NICE I THINK. he's actually... mh <33 and he's so pretty. he looks like a pathetic wet dog. would give him shelter on a rainy night. would also give him my entire being

MECHAMARU'S ENTIRE CHARACTER IS...!!!!!! AAAA I WANT TO. GIVE HIM A HEALTHY BODY. he just wants to go on a date with miwa ok yes they should. they need to go on a date. i. please it's the only thing that could cure my depression

ZBDJZ OMG YEA MAKI AND MAI I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF HOW IT'S AFFECT U.... i rewatched the anime a few days ago and i had forgotten abt. how mai was feeling when maki left the clan like... my heart

mei. mei could do anything id be like <333 she's just being silly <33 she could rip someone's arm off and id cheer in the background like go girl!!!! im right behind!!! supporting women's rights but more importantly women's wrongs. same w utahime but with a side of me barking /j

EXACTLY LIKE... ok, he's cool, but please chill... even the author hates him ZBSJ HE KEEPS SAYING IT AND IT'S SO FUNNY gege my beloved . what did u expect. nanami is such a good character and... idk if u know... but his jp voice... is also dainsleif's...... <333 kenjiro tsuda, carrying the entire "tired dad/tortured pathetic guy" aesthetic

[moonraccoon-exe]

Consider this: FFXV x Gyakuten Saiban/Ace Attorney. Noctis inheriting Caelum and Co. from Regis, advised by long-time family friend Cor. Cor being adoptive dad to Prompto, and the whole first case where you meet Maya. Ignis and Gladiolus being Edgeworth and Gumshoe. Caligo as Prosecutor Payne. Weskham as Godot. Umbra as Missile. Just imagine that~

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

YES

YES SO HARD OHMYGO DSAIJDJFKGDFSDKF SDOKFJ

YES OHMYGOD DEAR LORDS ABOVE THIS IS THE AU I DIDN’T KNOW I DESPERATELY NEEDED AND NOW I’M IN A…MIGHTY  N E C E S S I T Y HHGNHNFGH

*THROWS TANTRUM*

I    WANT   THIS    A     U     AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Dude, yes so hard!!

Defense attorney Noctis! I mean, he already has the black spiky-on-the-back hair and the blue thematic! Besides the non-impressed sort of attitude at times, where the bouncy sidekick is all “HEY HEY LOOK AT THIS FUNNY THING :D” and he’s just “…eh.” BUT without being a too-serious too-dead-inside person. It fits so ridiculously good, dammit!

Veteran defense attorney Cor, I just- *fangasms* HNNNNNNNGGGGGG, YES! Dear Cor being a mentor to dear Noct, aah. Imagine that; the two standing at the defense’s side, Cor being quiet and just going with hinting Noct at what to do. “Did you hear that, Noct? The witness thinks he’s so smart that he didn’t notice he just let out some vital bit of info. You should press him, but be careful with how you word it.”

Hnghngh

Maya!Prompto. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BUT IT FITS SO GOOD!? The happy cinnamon roll that’s too pure for this world and is always such a happy presence. Always smiling, being a hyperactive little ball of adorableness, enjoying of kids’ TV shows, and being the most loyal of companions to Noct. :’) The very loyal and happy sidekick, that remains badass in his own way. THIS IS A MIGHTY NECESSITY THAT I HAVE FOR THIS AU WITH THESE ROLES GODDAMMIT *punches through wall*

Everything fits so nicely, but Maya!Prompto is definitely the most accurate. Even when they’re sad it fits! You can just imagine the one frame where Maya has the head slightly down, eyes on Phoenix, and tears on the corner of her eyes, and see Prompto like that instead almost like he was made to take the role aaaaaah!

Ignis as Edgeworth and Gladio as Gumshoe COULDN’T HAVE EVER GOTTEN ANY BETTER.

Prosecutor Ignis, though, CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT. UNGH. To start with, Ignis in fancy suits is already fantastic enough and I need it. Now imagine him going “Objection!” and being all smug and confident about his stuff. I just…love this.

And it also fits really nicely, considering the entire “childhood friends” with Noct! :O   AAAAAH

Gumshoe reminded me of Gladio in some ways, but there were two or three parts where I was like “this is ABSOLUTELY some sort of Gladio”. I mean, Gumshoe likes puppies (he’s super fond of Missile, it seems!), he’s this big and tough looking guy but he’s really just a giant teddy bear, always laughing, and even a little naïve at times, he likes flirting with girls at times, but he’s not rude or bad with them, he has this absolute devotion to Ignis/Edgeworth…and not to forget about that time when Gumshoe arrived to Phoenix’s office asking for a job, saying he could be useful and cook, and said his speciality is “Instant noodles”. Hahahahaha!! And later on he says something about his salary being so poor that he’s been living on instant noodles for who knows how long. ABSOLUTELY GLADIO!

Caligo would work great as Payne just for the fact that they’re both annoying AND I HATE BOTH OF THEM.

B   U   T

I HAVE A BETTER ROLE FOR CALIGO.

Just imagine….it’s Caligo but he takes the role of one..

Prosecutor Manfred Von Karma.

*EXPLODES*

I mean, it would be SOOOOOOOO cool considering Edgeworth Ignis! Manfred and Caligo both are men older than Miles/Ignis, both killed a figure that was senior to Miles/Ignis, both hold a huge grudge against Miles/Ignis because Miles/Ignis did something better than them or ruined them in some way and both Miles and Ignis actually physically INJURED them, which is the reason both want revenge on the younger ones and want to ruin their lives, and both are always all “lmao I am so perfect”.

Imagine Caligo taking Ignis under his wing pretending to be an ally but really he’s just waiting for the moment to ruin him…D:

*CHIMES IN THROUGH THE WALL*

ARANEA IS FRANZISKA, RIGHT?

I mean, grey-haired dominatrix with a whip that goes around smacking Noctis and everyone but who’s just doing her job and is actually amazing at it B|

(Omg, Gladio being scared of Aranea, ahahaha)

Weskham as Godot.

OhmygOD….Weskahm as Godot….hnHNGHNGNFGNH-

*SHORT CIRCUITS*

*SHARP INHALE*

I LOVED WESKHAM AS HE IS. I LOVED GODOT AS HE IS.

AND YOU JUST MADE A MIXTURE OF THE TWO!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

DUDE, YES!! IT FITS SO AMAZINGLY WELL AAAAAAAAAAAH

The fancy guy in a fancy vest who talks fancily. I NEED THAT.

Imagine Weskham at the prosecutor’s side. He already has the clothes. And now he has a mug of coffee (or perhaps a cup of Altissian wine), and he has that smug smile and shakes the head.

Oh boi, did you see what you just did with Godot!Weskham?

You just shipped Weskham/Cor and made it very much canon, oh my~ ewe

speAKING OF cOr thOUGH

CAN WE PLEASE….NOT KILL HIM, THOUGH? ;A;

Hnhfgnhnfgmhfg, I know in some way Mia lives even if just through Maya and Pearly and in random flashes Phoenix has, but…it’s…not…the same hgnhgfngf

I mean, it would make quite a story! Your second case as an attorney, where they killed one of your dad’s best friends and who was a dear friend to you, and your mentor, and the defendant is no other but COR’S SON HIMSELF what the fahk ohmyfgidkjgfmfd, THE SCANDAL! AAAAH!

…I just- *deep breath* I don’t have the heart to kill Cor… ;w;   Even less to make Prommy walk into his corpse…. ;w;    and be BLAMED for it… ;w;

I DON’T HAVE THE HEART TO DO ANY OF THAT, CAN WE KILL SOMEONE ELSE AND CAN COR LIVE PWEASE

When I first read “Umbra as Missile”, and partly because I was waking up and half asleep as I read it, I was like “Missile, who the hell is Missile. OhnO, surely Missile is a dog that appears later on in Apollo Justice or DD or SoJ and I haVEN’T PLAYED ANY OF THEM, YOU’RE SPOILING MEEEEEEEEEEEE oh wait no Missi- *gaASPS* MISSILE IS THE- AHAHAHA of coooooourse! HOW CUTE! C:”

Goddamit, this is the AU that’s ENDING ME and I happilly accept this end. BOTH GAMES ARE TOO GOOD UNGH MIXING THEM IS LIKE MIXING EPIC WITH EPIC, YOU GET EPIC SQUARE.

Just- imagine that. B|

It’s Final Gyakuten Saiban Fantasy XV. Also known as Final Ace Attorney Fantasy XV. It sounds- weird now that I read it, BUT IT’S THE MOST EPIC GAME/STORY YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER.

Noctis Wright Caelum, rookie defense attorney in the job. He likes blue and black suits and has a spiky black hair, and usually comes up with ideas as he’s on the go. He’s usually “wright” ;D

Meet his mentor! Cor Leonis, a more experienced defense attorney and friend to Noctis’ dad, an attorney retired due to health problems (now worries, he’s fine now that he gets to rest). Cor Leonis, usually coming off as rather serious and cold, but is actually a very caring and friendly ally during trial.

His son, Prompto, a rather bouncy and slightly hyperactive young boy, Noctis’ age, passionate for photography, and with rather poor comprehension of the law, BUT incredibly useful when it comes to seeing people’s lies and contradictions.

And on the prosecution’s side, we have one Ignis Scientia! With a mysterious background, Ignis is smart, calculating, sly, dark, and he’s tagged as a genius, having started at age 19/20 and not having lost one single case up until now. And his mentor, oh, yes, the man that took him under his wing when Ignis lost his father under mysterious circumstances…

Caligo von Uldor, a FUCKING PIECE OF GARBAGE.

And he grows up next to one grey haired and slightly aggressive, super sassy Aranea, who started prosecution at age THIRTEEN because she’s a bloody genius. And cheats sometimes. Because she’s still a mercenary as a lawyer but HEY I DIDN’T MAKE THE RULES.

And let’s not forget the friendly and adorable detective Gladiolus Amicitia, a guy that may come off as tough looking at first, but is really just a noodle-obsessed pet-lover flirty adorable precious angel that just wants justice and for everyone to be happy and for those he cares about to be safe. He has absolute devotion to and admires prosecutor Ignis Scientia a lot and would do ANYTHING for him… :’3

Detective Gladio likes to hang with the dog-in-training at the police department Umbra! A NICE FLUFFEEH ADORABLE LITTLE BOY THAT WILL EAT ALL THE SAMURAI HOT DOGS IN ONE GO!

And I would talk about the mysterious prosecutor Armaugh, and maybe also about Cor’s former and apparently now dead boyfriend defense attorney Weskham, but that’s- quite a long story and I’m not sure I should write it all XD

GASPS.

Bro.

Bro…

Twins Stella & Lunafreya…

YOU KNOW FOR WHICH ROLES.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*HEAD EXPLODES DUE TO MINDBLOW*

CAN TALCOTT BE PEARLY PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Yes. Simply…simply YES to this AU… ;A;

[[There’s no more under the cut other than my own thoughts. It’s not a long answer but I’ll add a keep reading here, buddy c:]]

I recently beat the Ace Attorney trilogy for the first time just a few weeks ago and I’m still absolutely enamored and in love with it. I didn’t think it would be more than just funny criminal cases, didn’t know there was an entire plot and character building and development in there, and I had of course close to not a single idea I would fall for this series SO DEEP AND SO HARD.

And now, thinking about it mixed with the GLORIOUS FFXV that is sorta special to me…

*SOBS*I CAN’T.

THIS IS THE PERFECT CROSSOVER/AU AND I’M STILL IN THAT NECESSITY FOR IT ADH AHSDAS DHA *BAWLS*

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH.

Thank you so much for sharing this with me. As I was playing I was trying to think of some way to mix it with FFXV but didn’t put much brain in it. But YOU, my friend, you landed it PERFECTLY and so exquisitely. URGH. Your ask was so glorious to receive and to read through because YES to everything!!!

I’M ALL THE WAY INTO IT FOR ACE ATTORNEY AND FFXV /AND/ FOR ACE ATTORNEY X FFXV ASDKJFKSDJFDS ;A;

I was so happy to receive something AA too, ahaha. I don’t talk much about it because 99% of the people follow me due to FFXV but I’d do it gladly anytime, so I’m SUPER HAPPY that you talked about it with me. BOTH GAMES FILL ME SO MUCH OF SO MANY AND SO INTENSE FEELS HFNJGNF

Now I desperately need art for this. Godot!Weskham, Prosecutor!Ignis, Detective!Gladio…URGH. IT’S ALL TOO GOOD AND THE MENTAL IMAGES IN MY HEAD ARE BRILLIANT (ﾉД`)

GODS, thank you so much for reacing out to me with this LOVELY and wonderful ask. I’M SO INTO THIS HELL AND AU AND I’D GLADLY TALK ABOUT IT ANY DAMN TIME AGAIN KALSDJKLDSFJD

Thank you so, so, so much for dropping this INCREDIBLY LOVELY ask in! I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW EPIC IT TRULY IS, AT LEAST TO ME, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Now I’m gonna be thinking about this FOREVER

(; ω ; )

I hope you’re having a WONDERFUL day or night, buddy! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ

[resbang-bookclub]

AMA Transcript: bouquet garni

Next up, @skadventuretime, @guacamoletrash and @jamesfalt (Souly on Discord) stopped by to chat about their Resbang, bouquet garni! Here’s some of what went down:

Q: Madi, how did you come up with everyone's characters, like Harvar being a gaming streamer and Tsu and Liz being farmers etc. etc. because I thought those were all really unique and interesting!

madi: Ahaha let's see, I started planning this back last... May? and talking with the beta crew, as one does. And naturally marsh [ @marshofsleep ] , enabler that she is, just put it out there.

madi: And I was just playing a bunch of overwatch at the time and thought he'd be a good gamer nerd, and also I had decided to make this Extra self-indulgent, so I was like “my city now”. I basically poured all of my friend feels into [Harvar] and Anya in particular. The past couple years have been rougher for me, but I've had some really spectacular friends, and I decided Maka and Soul needed them, too.

Q: The part with the sword and stuff, I just…

madi: OH THAT ahahahaha. Okay yeah that was end of Resbang crunch time and me being extra 'fuck it.'

madi: That was what the team thought about that.

Q: Artist-chans, what programs do you use and how does your arting process go? And how is guac so good at playlisting??

Souly: I use paint tool SAI :0 I might still have some of my progress pics, lemme look.

guac: Lol. I don't think I'm super good at it but I do enjoy music a lot and like to make playlists so maybe that's it!

Souly: Yeah here we go. Mid lining.

I did it a lil differently than I normally do. I normally line everything and then do flats but I was actually super behind bc of life stuff so I just started doing flats per character after their lines were done. This is a sample of what the layers look like:

madi: Man how do u keep track of ur layers? Or is it like, a sixth sense?

Souly: I go off of the little layer previews and hope the layer has what I'm looking for.

madi: LOL that sounds like me.

Souly: I also like... tend to set up layers for characters a specific way so I can normally find those?

guac: BRUH THAT'S SO MANY LAYERS.

Q: Did you have a favorite character to write? 8)

madi: I just love writing Star being balls to the walls ridiculous. The saxophone thing came about because I saw this video and was like oh my god it's Black Star in the flesh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMyqasy2Lco . But I also really liked writing Maka being sort of the one with issues, too.

Q: Which character in your fic did you most identify with? And was it purposeful or accidental?

madi: Iiiiiiii'd have to say I identified with [Maka] the most this fic, for once. Usually it's soul, but I ended up pouring a lot of myself into her, and it was both purposeful and accidental how it all worked out.

Q: I’m surprised, because there were a lot of things I noticed about Soul that I know are you-things!

madi: Yeah!!! I definitely can't help that with him, they both got a lot of me.

Q: I know you said this fic was super personal and self-indulgent so was it generally pretty easy to write because of that, or did you have trouble?

madi: Hmmmm yeah I definitely had some trouble. About 20k in, I sort of lost the emotional thread of it, and whined a lot to Bones [ @adulterclavis ] about what I could do to fix it, and it turned out that I just needed to talk to someone about it to find where I wanted to go again, and then it got easier. I still struggled for sure not having a traditional Big Antagonist plotline thing, it was more personal and then Maka's mom… Bones let me cry in her inbox about writing.

Q: What brought about your characterization of Mama Albarn (who i still hate btw >: ((( )?

madi: You are not the only one...

guac: I'm always ready to fight her.

madi: Okay so, basically Mama Albarn came about just from how I used to (and still sometimes do) talk to myself. It's that internalized idea you always have to be perfect, and if you aren't given everything you've been given and have, then you're weak and a fuckup and how dare you not be the best? DEFINITELY a toxic mindset, and Bad. And this fic was sort of exorcising that, a little. This was an external abusive deal, but you can absolutely develop abusive thought patterns towards yourself, and you can also free yourself from them, like Maka was ultimately able to.

Q: Was there a scene in particular you really enjoyed?

madi: I heckin’ loved the butt lamp scene. It honestly kept me going, knowing I'd be able to write that monstrosity. And also drunk Kid, who marsh aptly named Five Drink Amy. AND THEN GUAC skl;dfkld. So there was this, right, and then guac

madi: Which linked to THIS PIC:

madi: And we all could not stop laughing.

Q: What was the hardest part to write?

madi: I got stuck at the end of chapter 3, and I ultimately added another section on to it to make it work, but I think deciding how I wanted to transition from her debauched night out into a Soul POV chapter given what I wanted each person to sort of be faced with was probably the hardest thing for me. This whole deal was largely driven by me groping in the dark at what felt right.

Q: PS I loved the debauched night out. And Patty's drinks.

madi: I loved patty in this!! Bones wanted to marry her, so I know it Worked Out. She was another fun one to write, as were her drinks ahaha.

Q: What was your favorite thing about this Resbang in particular?

madi: Oh jeez, hm. I think my favorite thing was doing a better job fleshing out the side characters in Harv and Anya and Kid and Star. That was something I regret not doing better in my older work, so I'm happy I got to try my hand at giving people other than Soul/Maka some personality.

guac: They became such a cute little chosen family.

Q: Why a food-themed story specifically? What about that appealed to you? (For everyone!)

madi: (Apeeled).

Souly: I fucking love SoMa. [And] the cooking aspect really drew me in... idk why but I've always had a thing for those kinds of things with anime I'm into?

guac: My current relationship started with them teaching me how to cook real food cause I used to eat like a garbage can, so I was like ‘welp this is gonna be hella cute, count me in.’

madi: Omg, I didn't know that, that's ADORABLE.

guac: Shhhhh. I don't talk about my feelings very much. But yeah. I was like ��a SoMa AU about my life!!!’

Souly: Honestly yeah same, I feel like I also like... connected with Maka about being poor and just buying shit to eat.

madi: Let's see, I had a prompt sitting in my inbox FOREVER that was like 'I’m obsessed with a food blogger who writes about cheap ways to be gourmet in your 20s and I flirt with them over comments but they never post pictures of their face and ALSO there’s a really cute grocery bagger at the store down the street who teases me and always asks to join me for dinner and I definitely want to say yes AU' that I was initially gonna go with, and originally it was a little closer to this deal. My first blush ideas for this sort of had the drama in not knowing who was whom, and the big reveal being the climax, or something like Maka thinking Soul was taken because she thought he was involved with the comment girl and then that whole drama. But then I thought that that sorta thing had been done before, and I wanted this to be less about the drama of the reveal and more about the process of them growing closer, I guess. And I also looooooove cooking and baking, so that definitely bled through.

Q: I thought it was a neat shake up how you didn’t make the reveal the crux of the whole thing.

madi: Ahahaha yeah, I definitely thought about it, but ultimately wanted this to be less 'gasp, it's YOU!' because the reader knows, and if I wanted to make the reader invested, I'd have to keep them apart and do the kinda drama I wasn't feeling for this fic. The insta bit came about because I spend some time looking at food pics before I go to sleep, and that provided a lot of insp for that section. Half of my degree is in nutrition, so I like to see the recipes people come up with, and also roll my eyes at some of the bougie stuff, because insta is definitely a Platform for that, depending on where you end up haha. Also like, I definitely took some things I've experienced flat out and added them in, like Harv shoving Maka electrolyte packets. Last year when I was deep in the sad pit, my diet was terrible, and I knew it, but I wasn't doing much about it. And then one day I was talking to Bones and my leg muscle kept spasming, and she was like dude when was the last time you've gotten minerals and I was like .....oh. So she sent me a link for those packets to hold me over on days I wasn’t getting them from my diet ahaha. Bones is also where some of Kid came from, and bits of Anya.

Q: Where did you get your recipes? I want a cookbook based on this fic p...please.

modi: Okay okay let me find some of the recipes that inspired things:

https://showmetheyummy.com/crockpot-mexican-chicken-recipe/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BfWNxv9HuHg/?hl=en&taken-by=thefeedfeed.

[Bones] was also the steak recipe insp!

madi: The kitchn, thefeedfeed, showmetheyummy, minimalistbaker were all feeds that I was inspired by, and then I just improv’d from there, because I have cooked all or most of the things I described in there. AND IT'S WHERE MAKA'S CUPCAKE GAZING CAME FROM. LOOK AT THE GLORIOUS MOUNTAIN OF ICING https://www.instagram.com/p/BaRGvjGDBpr/?hl=en&taken-by=thescranline

Q: Did you feel like your writing has changed at all during writing this?

madi: Yeah, for sure! I thought that this year I got better at characterizing people, adding some personality to them that was a little more nuanced than I'd done before. I think I absorbed some of Bones's longer sentence style, which I personally tend to like even though I am still getting a handle on it, and I think I got better at describing things in general. Next step is being better with plot and tightening up the language a little more >:) Most of the changes, I think, were sentence style and how I handled dialogue, which is usually harder for me.

Q: Artists: did you learn any new techniques that you plan to practice or improve on any you've been trying to learn?

Souly: Oh yeah, I learned doing flats as I go with lines actually speeds up the process slightly... I practiced a different lighting technique that I never did end up going with but I kinda figured out what I need to do to make it work. It sadly just didn't work with how I set up this pic.

madi: Oooo nice, linework is Intimidating but you made it look easy.

guac: I am just glad to force myself to make stuff. Glad to be here. Thought my drawing of bodies got better (thanks Black Star).

madi: Y'all don't understand the sound I made when I saw guac drew the apron.

Souly: That Blackstar pic is my fave.

Q: WHAT'S NEXT, everybody? ;D

madi: >;) well, I have a secret project that I thought of last year that I am not yet sure will be a Resbang or a chaptered dealio, so I want to pick at that. Then I have a chaptered Star vs the Forces of Evil fic I need to update, and I owe Pip [ @paperypiper ] like two or three Noragami fluff pieces, and SILLY’S BDAY SMUT. Which will proabbly be like a whole year late but whatever I’m sorry, I will try to make it extra spicy.

Souly: I'm signing up for a few zines! I'm currently waiting for them to open apps but I'm looking at an Enstars zine, FMA tarot project, and some YOI zines. I was also recently in the Soul Eater reversal zine that just closed preorders the other day so I'm waiting to be able to post my piece :0

guac: I'm arting for the BNHA big bang and mostly consumed by school. Who knows what will happen next! There's a little pop punk lyrics + anime project I'm working on so maybe I'll show it to the world someday soon. We will see.

madi: OH YEAH I’m writing for that bang too! AND GUAC GOT ME AS AN ARTIST. It's the ultimate resonance.

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Ayesha Liveblogs Fairy Tail: Dragon Cry

Natsu!!! Such a tiny baby he’s really just a 90% head

Classic Fairy Tail lmao dropping us right in the middle of a mess I love it

I assume this is set pre Magic Council Disaster I really have like 3000 questions about the Fiore government

“I think you may need glasses” Lucy’s been #called out for Plue not being a real dog lmao

Someone spare Wendy from these unnecessarily intimate teens 

My sweet gentle snowman Gray Fullbuster clearing my skin and saving my crops 

“It’s been a while since we visited Crocus, eh?” said Gray, about an incident during which he literally died

“I’m furthering my education over here man!” character development Gajeel

Jesus Christ I’m glad Juvia’s ridiculous fantasy about Wendy being her competition was at least PG as hell but hard pass thanks 

“Juvia please hold me” On the other hand, I will take her Levy fantasy 10/10 nice 

If they’re acknowledging Ishgar I have at least 10 more questions about the chronology of this movie is it post-manga or???

“Don’t worry about it, Lucy, you look great up there” if they don’t want me to ship Graylu they need to stop doing this

God I almost forgot for 13 whole minutes how obsessed Hiro Mashima is with boobs.... simpler times 

At least for once the boobs are serving a purpose I love my scheming babies coordinating their covert attacks 

“I hope they’re not taking the same job we are” isn’t that what the mission board is for?

Wendy being Natsu’s little dragon sister is super cute 

You’d really think if they were housing the magical equivalent of a nuclear bomb there’d be a more effective security system 

“I’m the guy telling you there’s no smoking backstage” wrong Gray ur all smokin’ ayyyyyyyyyyy

Also who the hell thought to trust Natsu with an infiltration mission cripes

I LOVE that everyone’s got a blushy face in this it improves their aesthetic so much

It ain’t Team Natsu without both Gray and Lucy half-naked lmao 

“So you’re the kind of girl who steals things” but mostly hearts, Evil Dude

“The people here are creepy, I’ll teach them to glare at me” Natsu was so ready to kick every single townsfolk’s ass lmao my boy is truly chaotic neutral

I already don’t like Sonia and this lord’s relationship and they’ve only been on screen together for like 10 seconds 

“My Graydar is starting to pick up an extremely strong signal” good lord 

I don’t know what’s funnier when Gray is outraged that he’s naked or when he’s just like “eh”

In fairness to the villains, doesn’t seem like they made much effort to hide 

Why does this angry zooming villain boy look like the lovechild of Natsu and Acnologia 

“Please Natsu, stop” as anime strategies go, fair, but u oughta move Lucy

Every ten seconds I have to stop to be enamored with Gray Fullbuster

“King Animus” Mystogan, shouting from space ‘Animaaaaaaaa’

But where..... did Gray get those clothes???? Does Erza stock up on spare outfits for him or??? 

Oh my god does this dude literally have a group of captive women he tortures I hate it this is the worst if he doesn’t die I’ll murder him

Thank you Natsu for preemptively interrupting this gross scene 

“We’re not good at being inconspicuous,” said Erza, in what might be the understatement of the century

Not 2 be that guy but the titty shots of Lucy sort of take away from the severity of this plot exposition I hope someone gives her some real clothes

“Then we gotta sleep in shifts” a surprisingly sensible suggestion, Natsu

Omg Natsu’s showing her the stars what a sweet dragon boy

“I don’t know, we literally haven’t done anything!” Fairy Tail has always done something and u know it Gajeel

I can’t believe she’s just... the Leg Wizard.... like... who named these characters???? 

“Did you find me using your Juviadar, my love?” “HELL no!” [Hiro Mashima voice] requited love

So Carla’s change in form definitely means that this is set post-Fairy disbandment at least, but I’m willing to bet it’s post-manga too, all things considered 

Wendy using dragon force and Lucy going to free these captive ladies that’s my girls!!!

I really thought the lady wizard captain was going to be more involved in this story based on her character design and introduction

They didn’t even bother to deal with the question of where Lucy’s keys were when she was captured what kinda storyboarding 

Omg at Lucy’s Capricorn outfit she’s finally the dom that Virgo’s always wanted her to be 

None Can Defeat... The Power of.... The Leg

“What in the hell, this is his city” Gray questioning the movie’s internal logic 

Gray Fullbuster’s truest magical power: His Stunning Dick 

I’m loving everyone pulling out their coolest magical powers like yassss show off your years of training my beautiful and competent wizards

“Your kicks are lovely [...]” I’m not sure what I’m more pleased about how gay this battle just got or the fact that ERZA IS USING JELLAL’S CELESTIAL MAGIC (definitely that one I LOVE IT) 

Holy fucking plot twist this is the kind of villain I’m here for 

“If you must know, I’m Animus, and I’m the dragon soul that lives within Sonia” this is doubly funny because it’s Young Jellal’s VA like how many times will this same voice actor play a young idealist possessed by ancient evil good lord 

Whomst?? Does anyone who eats that fruit breathe fire or just Happy

Team Natsu, probably, every time another goddamn dragon appears from the distant past to fuck up the present: Getting real sick of this shit

I know Jellal’s not going to show up but I keep hoping he will where r u Erza’s garbage boyfriend 

This dragon makes a weirdly compelling antagonist 

“Your soul used to shine” this brings the whole childhood friends backstory into weird perspective huh

Should Natsu really be moving around that much after being impaled 

“You’re the destroyer of all... E. N.” “Who cares” Hard same Natsu??

Really the King of Fiore should stop keeping shit that can destroy the whole world in his basement clearly it’s very poorly guarded

“This is the first time I’ve seen your smile, it’s beautiful” you were?? In her body??? U were looking in the mirror in an earlier scene man 

Sometimes a family is a fuckton of impulsive wizards and some flying cats 

Ooh damn I guess they did have a time setting for this movie after all and it’s post-2014 anime but pre-everything that follows huh? 

[zoetekohana]

I finally watched “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows” and I wrote down all my reactions:

Here it goes... COWABUNGA MY TURTLE DUDES.

Ooooh I love the use of ninja throwing stars for the Paramount stars.

I’m also digging the music.

TURTLE FORMATION

Omg, Mickey, no squirrel formation. (I don’t want to see those creepy squirrels from the 2012 series.)

Honestly, even though the plot of the 2014 film wasn’t great (hopefully this one will be better), they had the personalities down to a tee, and it’s great to see that’s still the case.

The way they depict the sibling relationship between Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mickey is so awesome to watch. Not to forget: the fact that they actually act like teenagers is such a plus.

Case in point: Donnie repeatedly telling Raph to “do it do it do it do it do it [the shellskateboarding thing]”. I love it.

Hahahaah, Kevin the pizza guy. Such a nice Kevin Eastmann cameo!

Donnie: “When I say Knicks you say Go.” I’m reminded of the failed “When I say Vol you say Tron.” speech. But at least the bros got it right.

Vern The Falcon? Oh no....

Hahaha, shooting the little spit balls at Vern and then mimicking his falcon. See, such teenagers.

APRIL IS CALLING DONNIE.

I REPEAT APRIL IS CALLING DONNIE.

Yes, I ship them. Shush.

Also, that blonde wig + glasses look really good on Megan Fox? 

Baxter Stockmann... He’d go with a FLY FORMATION.

Donnie to April: “Do you need us there?”  Awwww.

April to Donnie: “That birthday present that you made for me?” AWWW.

Yes, April, explain Baxter the difference between geek and nerd.

Omg, Baxter, that laugh.

Ofc there needs to be some Megan Fox fanservice... /eyeroll (She was pretty badass going undercover, but still that was unnecessary.)

HAHAHA I LOVE THE DONNIE SMILEY FACE ON HER WATCH WHEN THE DOWNLOAD OF THE FILES IS COMPLETE!

Oh no, the pizza slice on the basketball court....

Poor Mikey, he just want to “LIVE UP THERRRREEE. Up there where flowers bloom.” (And now I have that South Park song stuck in my head.) 

Also, a Transformers reference, really?

Wait;;; How are the copied files on April’s watch being deleted? She downloaded them? She wasn’t streaming them....

But good on her for discovering that Baxter is working with Shredder (where did that hunch come from though?) and that he + the Foot Clan plan on breaking him out when he’s being transferred.

Casey Jones as a law enforcer? That’s new? 

Ngl, I don’t really like that detail. It doesn’t suit him.

BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY!!!!! :D

It’s not a Michael Bay production without car explosions. /eyeroll (again)

Also, NYC believes that Vern stopped the Shredder. Why didn’t the NY police ask him to accompany this super important transfer?

Hahaha, that tmnt theme’d honk. I LOVE.

Great updates on the Turtle Shell, Donnie.

Raph when taking out the last of three foot bikers: “That’s how I roll. That’s how you roll.”

Why didn’t Raph stay on the bike? He could cover more ground that way.

Soooo, Baxter knows of the Turtles. 

I love how personalised the Turtle Shell is.

Hi there, Krang! 

So, lemme get this straight: Krang needs the three teleport devices he sent to Earth to join them into an arch capacitor to teleport the Technodrome to Earth to conquer it. But he was able to teleport Shredder to where he was. Something does not add up there... 

So many plotholes.

But whatever, I’m still enjoying this. :) 

Donnie and April make such a great team.

But how is she going to get to the TCRI’s mainframe? (Also, how is she going undercover everywhere? Isn’t she recognised as a television reporter?)

Chief: “Manhole covers?”

That was some nice exposition on Jones wanting to become a detective. Like really? It was so odd to tell your superior who’s clearly mad at you that.

The casting for Bebop and Rocksteady is so spot on.

It’s still weird not to have the Shredder vs Splinter backstory. It feels like Splinter is just there now? He’s more important than that. :(

Is that barkeep the Vulture from b99? 

Quickly looked it up, yep, that’s Dean Winters. :D

It’s not a Turtles movie without some Vanilla Ice. ;)

Reporter thing aside... Why go on this important undercover mission on high heels? Everyone can hear you. That’s not stealthy there, April. 

I get that the purple ooze is different (iirc from the 1987 series) - although I’m not a fan of a different kind of mutagen -, but why not mention the green ooze? They have the green mutagen from the previous film that mutated the Turtles and Splinter? Or am I completely remembering the 2014 film wrong?

Also, how did Shredder shoot two darts into two different directions? 

Yes, that gun has two barrels, but he shot both darts practically at the same time?

Also, how are they mutating into a warthog and a rhinoceros without the DNA from those animals? 

The way they transformed, that sequence, was pretty cool, though.

Hmm, so we all have a dormant animal gen. It’s an explanation for not needing the animal DNA, I guess.

YES TO HBIC APRIL O’NEIL!

So Casey wants to be a detective, but then suits up as the Hockey Vigilante we know and love. That really doesn’t make much sense.

April to Casey: “Stacey Moans?”

Stacey’s mom has got it going on.... And now I’ve got that song stuck in my head, haha.

Amell physically makes a good Casey Jones. But I’m sorry to say, he’s so stiff and mainly has two faces: this :| or this :D. I’m not a big fan of this casting. I’m okay with it, but idk.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And Koteas is forever my favourite Casey Jones. 

Casey to the turtles: “Do not eat us humans.” Are we really going with that joke?

I love Mickey’s introduction of the Turtles to Casey. :D

DONNIE’S POSE . <3

Haha, Mikey and Raph keeping Casey out of the huddle.

Leo about Casey: “Raph, grab Friday the 13th.” Great reference.

Casey: “And have the most pretentious names ever.” 

”Is it me you’re looking for?” ♫ Omg, Splinter listening to pop ballads. I love. xD

Of course Donnie could turn the ooze so they could become humans.

Don’t keep secrets from your brothers, Leo. 

Awww, Mickey. The one who wants to be among humans the most. :(

A Turtle Christmas album?? I WANT!

Leo: “There’s only one vote that counts in this family: Mine!” Harsh, bro.

Awww, ofc Donnie loves museums. :)

Casey to Vern: “See you there.” Mikey to Vern: “See you there.” Vern: “He already said that.” That made me laugh more than it should have.

I love how Leo and Donnie are riding the subway like that.

They’re not monsters. :’(

I want to give Mickey a big hug.

Leo to Splinter: “I can’t get them all on the same page, to think with one mind.” Splinter to Leo: “You shouldn’t want them all to think the same. It’s their different points-of-view that makes the team strong. A good leader understands this. A good brother accepts it.” I love this. 

Seriously, the personalities and the interactions are so on point.

Where did Beebs and Rock get a tank???

So many fistbumps in this film, omg.

I forgot to mention this before, but I like that Donnie isn’t as muscle-y as the others. I do like these different personal designs.

Also, Donnie easily jumping to go to the other plane. That was great.

Raph: “What would Vin Diesel do? No regrets, no fear.” Hahahaha.

Whoa, really, shooting from a tank inside a plan? “Dude seriously” is the right reaction.

Also, how is Donnie able to stay inside that open cockpit??? 

Lbr, Donnie is the mvp in this film.

“THIS PIG IS FLYING!” Hahahahahaha.

Raph seeing that turtle. A reference to Spike, maybe? :D

Okay, that entire river sequence was AWESOME!!! 

I wouldn’t change one things about it: from seeing the turtles swim under water, to Raph saving Donnie from the tank missile, to the four of them hiding in their shell (along with that “ploemp” sound effect) when going down the water fall.

Leo (sarcastically): “Thanks, guys. Real time effort.” Wow, way to be a dick there. :/

”Justice comes in all shapes and sizes.” That explains Casey Jones suiting up in his hockey vigilante get-up, I guess. But idk, that little plot could have been written better.

Come on, Vern, you can step up. :)

Oh no, Vern missing the obvious there with the location of the data storage of that hidden camera. hashtag relatable

Leo: “We may be brothers, but we’re not a team.”  That hurts....

But that portal technically isn’t your science, Baxter, it’s Krang’s. The names you mentioned might become footnotes, but so would you.

Donnie gathered all that information rather quickly? Unbelievable quickly?

But again, he’s the mvp!

I love that old video console on Donnie’s wrist.

They’re turtles forever. :)

I really thought Shredder was going to say that Baxter would always the same, aka “a fly on the wall” instead of “a footnote”.

Vern: “When something bad happens, you want to be with the turtles.” That is true.

Haha, oh u Shredder. You betrayed Baxter to have all the glory, but you didn’t consider Krang would betray you?

KRANG DOESN’T SHARE FOOD.

Oh, I noticed that Triceration next to Shredder! :D

Wow, Jade spoke for once. :o

I like the way the police protected the Turtles from being seen by the public.

Raph: “SURF’S UP, NY!”

Again with the heels, O’Neil?

I love that shot with the four turtles standing on the edge of the almost finished Technodrome.

Mikey calling Krang “a chewed up piece of gum” and then Leo continuing with “Bubblicious”, haha.

Mickey: “I’m vertical.”

Mickey is the second mvp this film.

I really really love that Donnie and Mickey get most screentime this film.

Great how Casey tricked Beebs and Rock like that. :)

TEAM EFFORT, BB!

Leo: “We got something nobody else has.” Leo, Donnie and Mickey: “Turtle power!” while Raph: “Garbage truck!” Hahahaha.

But seriously: TURTLE POWER!

Finally, April being a reporter again.

Chief to the turtles: “Last name?”  Hamato immediately came to mind, tbh.

Some Capril flirting. ;)

HEROES IN A HALF SHELL! ♫

I love the comic style in the end credits. 

But see: Splinter’s actor isn’t even mentioned in the special part of the end credits. He deserves better and more.

All in all, despite its flaws (too many expositions or Krang being the main villain with hardly any screentime f.e.), I really enjoyed watching this. It’s so much better than the 2014 one. 

(I do hope for actual one on one friendship between Donnie and Mickey next time, though. I love the turtles most together, but separate friendships I love them the most.) (And on that note: Where was my Raph&Casey romance friendship?)

[organictaeyong]

first dates w/ mark lee

• ok so • you’re at the mall just minding your own business • (looking at your phone and not knowing where you’re going tbh) • when you bump into this boy • and that’s how you end up with a smoothie all over your shirt • you’re kind of dazed still from the collision • but when you snap out of it • there’s this adorable boy in front of you apologising repeatedly • avoiding your gaze but you can see the blush on his cheeks • and you can feel your heart skipping a beat when you make eye contact with him because he’s actually so adorable???

• you finally snap out of whatever trance you’re in • when you realise he has a friend with him • and the friend may or may not be laughing hysterically • and you suddenly feel really bad • because while you were busy staring at the handsome boy in front of you he was probably regretting being born he felt so embarrassed • so you’re like hey hey no worries I can wash it • and he’s like N O I AM SO SORRY I CANT BELIEVE I DID THIS JUST END MY LIFE IM A PIECE OF GARBAGE • and his friend has stopped laughing and now he’s like mark chill • so mark is still freaking out • and he’s like hahhah that’s so funny anyway haechan we’re so late haha time to go fast bye sorry again • and he grabs his friend and drags him away • so you’re wiping your shirt down with a tissue • when you look up and see haechan again and you’re like ???????? uh? • and he’s like hey im sorry mark’s really nervous and he’s a weirdo lol but I think he likes you can I get your number for him?? • and you’re shook because mark ?? is so cute ??? and he likes you ??? • you’re 78% sure haechan is scamming you somehow • but you give him your number anyway • because lbr you want to see mark again • and you get really excited to check your phone every time you get a notification • hoping it’s mark • and you find yourself more disappointed than you’d like to admit every time it turns out it wasn’t him • so just after you’ve come to terms with the fact you’ll probably never hear from him • you get a text • but its from haechan • and he’s like ok mark freaked out when I told him I got your number for him and he’s convinced u wanna kill him but hey here’s his number u should text him • so after maybe screaming into your pillow for an hour you text him hey is this mark?? Haechan gave me your number • and you feel so relieved because he replies almost right away • and it makes you feel like less of a loser • so you and mark text pretty much constantly for like two weeks • and you start to like him more everyday • and for god knows what reason you confide that in haechan • (surprisingly he doesn’t sell you out to mark) • ((but tbh the only reason he hasn’t is because he’s scheming)) • so haechans like yo me mark nd some friends r going to the beach you wanna tag along? • and of course you say yes because you want to see mark • but you’re lowkey anxious as heck he doesn’t want to see you • or that you’ll be interrupting his beach day with his friends • but haechan convinces you nothing is being interrupted • and slips in that him and the others being there might be a nice buffer for your first date • and you’re staring at first date like ……wait a second • and haechan completely avoids your questions about it • haha idk you’ll have to wait and see y/n we’ll pick you up at 11  : -))) • and you’re too shy to just ask mark if it’s a date so you really do have to wait and see • and you’re so nervous that morning you’re contemplating texting haechan to tell him you can’t go • but you change your mind when you get a text from mark • telling you he’s really excited you’re coming • (and apologising for his friends in advance especially one called chenle) • fast forward one car ride with mark’s friends you understand the apology a little because chenle may or may not have caused you permanent hearing loss • so anyway you get to the beach and chenle and jisung race to see who can reach the ocean first • the rest of y’all pick a spot and set down your towels and put up an umbrella so there’s some #shade • and haechan sees you and mark sitting down so he’s like hey jeno renjun it’s suddenly so important we go make sure jisung and chenle are ok let’s go right now • and renjun’s like um excuse me I just sat down • but then he sees haechan looking at you and mark and he’s like oh you know what I can hear chenle drowning I think we better go fAST • and mark contemplates maybe actually going to drown one or two of them because he’s more than nervous to be left alone with you • and he’s freaking because it’s been a whole like 5 seconds since anyone spoke and he doesn’t want you to think he’s weird or something • so he just blurts out the first thing he can think of • which is “hey you wanna build a sandcastle ??” • and you know .1 seconds later he regrets it because he thinks it makes him look like the biggest loser ever maybe • thinks you’re going to roll your eyes and call him five years old and never talk to him again maybe • but you’re like oh MY GOD YES LeTS GO • and you feel like you like him even more if possible because this might be the literal most adorable boy you have ever met • and you love sand castles unrelated • mark’s shook but you’re dragging him off the blanket to the sand to make some sand castles • and then he sort of forgets how nervous he Is and starts having fun and just relaxing • and before you know it you have a three story sand castle made • which is of course ruined maybe five minutes later when hyuck runs through it trying to catch a Frisbee • and you and mark both consider drowning him maybe • renjun #keepsthepeace by suggesting you bury haechan in the sand instead • and that’s how haechan ends up completely buried in sand (well his feet are sort of sticking out but you tried) • and screaming as chenle keeps herding crabs towards his feet   • y’all abandon him to go play in the ocean some more • and you’re minding your own business swimming around • when something pulls you under the water and you’re like !!!!!!!!! this is it the day I die !!!! • but turns out it was just mark playing with you • and you start splashing him with water • which progresses to a #team game • of you, chenle and jisung vs mark, renjun and jeno • eventually y’all remember haechan is buried in the sand and return to free him • and he’s saltier than usual about it • so you and mark decide to go and buy him some ice cream and #burythehatchet • by the time y’all get back with his ice cream though • he’s gone to swim with the others • so you and mark decide to just share it • because it had two spoons anyway • so y’all are walking down the beach • sharing ice cream • and the sun is sort of setting and you’re like wow I just really wish this was our first date • and you’re just chatting when mark stops • and he’s like hey idk if this is weird but I just like really like you and its g if you don’t feel the same way I just wanted you to know • and you’re shook because this incredibly adorable boy is confessing to you ???? he likes you ????????? • so you’re like of course I like you mark I wouldn’t have come if I didn’t • and he’s like omg so “is this …….like …….a date….. or?” • And you’re like “idk ……is it….??” • “…………if you want It to be…” • “……………..well in that case this was an amazing first date mark thank you” • and you’re really nervous • but you somehow you manage to lean in and give him a quick kiss on the cheek • and he blushes so much it’s like the first time you met all over again • you’re about to apologise because you worry you might’ve gone too far or something • but you hear jeno calling you guys • so mark’s like let’s go and grabs your hand • and you walk back to the others with your fingers intertwined • and honestly you feel so happy you could die • you don’t even mind the others teasing you both • because mark lee likes you too