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[shelfperson]

rest in peace claudia de fuck her parents born to milf and smoke cigarillos and have several very mean dogs cursed to be louis’s cabbage patch kid

[fedefededef]

[microcosmtoxin]

i love when states get called with 0 votes like yep it is 8:00:01 and we are calling the state of maryland for harris with 0% of the vote 0 precincts reporting and 0 votes counted. just trust me bro.

[midnightmah07]

I cried at least once making this background but the hair was fun to render so🤷🏻‍♀️

Daisy's GM card

Jeanne's GM card

[winn-wynn]

Legally blonde perciver au

but Oliver is elle and Percy is Emmett

[galactic-glamour-girl-posts]

Did...did Rosalina make Rainbow Road?

OK so Super Mario Party Jamboree is the newest Mario Party game (at the time of this post releasing) and there are these character-themed minigames called Showdown Minigames. Rosalina's one of the 10 characters who has one, it's called Rosalina's Radical Race, and the first section involves snowboarding, nothing too weird. But then there's the second portion of the minigame, and UH-

DID SHE MAKE THE MOST ICONIC MARIO KART COURSE IN HISTORY?

I mean...it certainly looks like it!

They even play what I'm pretty sure are four notes from Rainbow Road's first theme (sped up) once the players reach the second part of the race.

I saw someone else in the comment section of a now deleted video (Nintendo works fast) claim that the music at the start of the snowboarding portion of Rosalina's Radical Race sounds like the music for Double Dash's Rainbow Road. I didn't catch that on my first listen (I've never played Double Dash, alright?) Look up the clip if you're interested, do you hear it?

But anyway, back to the lore implications.

You know, this makes some things retroactively make a lot more sense, like her reveal trailer for Smash taking place on Rainbow Road:

Even going all the way back to Mario Kart Wii, it would explain its version of Rainbow Road being heavily influenced by Super Mario Galaxy (other than, you know, cross-promotional synergy). It has Star Bits, a Launch Star cannon, both its course staff ghosts use Rosalina, it uses Good Egg Galaxy's theme as a countermelody underneath its own main melody, etc.:

So has Rainbow Road just...ALWAYS been hers? This whole time?

She did that?

That was her?

If so...

Iconic. I have no notes.

[toxicgamersiffrin]

...checkmate liberal$ ?

[monotart]

twitters scary so heres an exclusive nozomi jokex super yuri drawing

[aroace-poly-show]

king: BRIGHT ONE….YOU HAVE TO SAY IT……SAY THE NAME……SAY IT!!!!!!

siffrin when he tries:

[soggytaxidermy]

Prettiest woman in Yharnam takes killer selfie (based off an actual stock image below the cut)

shutterstock may you never die. unlike this woman

[mrmunchgaming]

hannibal mpreg cuz i just finished season 2 (and a random will cuz i wanted 2 give him a try)

[mad-hunts]

so... i started thinking about what characters that immediately strike me as giving off fierce 'maybe its maybelline' vibes today when i was bored, and honestly, i would just like to humbly say i think my brain is SO right for picturing dorian gray from the picture of dorian gray in that category. because you know, when you put aside all of the moral atrocities that man eventually committed in the story, i think that's what mister (oscar) wilde would've wanted for dorian.

(is this me trying to gauge interest for a potential future muse BC i'm not sure how well-known the picture of dorian gray is among people here? perhaps, perhaps. but i also just wanted to tell y'all dorian one probably hundred percent served in the book even though he too didn't beat the blonde man allegations sksks LMAO)

[andiv3r]

This is what I have to deal with on a daily basis. Im STRAIGHT im nto a fucking FAGGOT like the rest of uou... 😒

[dovewingkinnie]

I was thinking about Mr whiskers and had the joking thought of him cloning himself so he could date himself, and the clone ended up finding him annoying and breaks up with him( sel)

but then I realized that with how cheap he his he’d most just have a paid actor to pretend to be him and they end up finding him insufferable

it’s funny because i think they’d actually get along as clones LMAO like they’re the same people and both think they’re amazing and perfect so they’d see the other in that way as well

he’d also never let an actor try to be him cause he knows they’d get him wrong (and offend him), no, it has to be a clone that he makes out with!!!!

[zymstarz]

yeah sure that's how i'll [re]come out

[ant-diary]

Fwb fell in love with me. Gonna go kms now