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halflifebutawesome · 7 months ago
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i did what i was supposed to
that’s not fair.
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bigbigtruck · 11 months ago
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so for christmas i got my parents a gorgeous commission from @theshitpostcalligrapher that is based on our favorite moment from a 1989 BBC documentary (https://youtu.be/J2x6zOCVpE8?t=2437) and im so happy y’all look at this
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kuzoux · 1 year ago
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das boobenhair
happy (2 weeks from) oktoberfest
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jjolees · 7 months ago
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what the moon hides ep.8
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smile-files · 9 months ago
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you're not my mom
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typicalcommondandelion · 29 days ago
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another season another uquiz. o7
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angst-and-fajitas · 7 months ago
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I draw a flower👍
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sugar-coat-it · 9 months ago
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request request request!!! i love ur writing so much and all i can think about is thigh riding w matty maybe he cums in his pants
AHHHHHHHHHH anon I love you thank you <3 
Um yeah he’s gonna cum in his pants… who do you think I am
I’m combining this + a horny plotline I’ve been wanting to write 
Made him just a tad subby, I hope that's cool!
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Matty sits at the edge of your bed, his leg bouncing with anticipation as he waits for you to come out of the bathroom. You’d asked him to let you do a little fashion show for him with some new things you’d bought, which wasn’t out of the ordinary, except today it wasn’t with clothes, but with various lingerie pieces. He’s anxiously eyeing the bag on your sheets, praying that there aren’t any more sets in there, because he swears he might explode if there are. You’d already shown off a pretty sheer babydoll, a lacy set with cutouts, and an embroidered corset with a matching thong. He wanted to rip every single one of them off of your body, his hands white-knuckling at the sheets to try and control himself. You specifically told him that he was only meant to look, he couldn’t touch because you “weren’t sure which one’s you’re going to keep”. Bullshit. Matty knows better, you’re playing with him and you know it too. So, he’s been stuck here, painfully straining against his trousers and watching as you flaunt around in pieces of fabric that clad you so scantily, there’s almost no point in wearing anything at all. But, then again, he can’t deny how absolutely stunning you are in every one of them, he feels grateful just to be in your presence. There’s something so endearing about the way he reacts at the sight of you each time, how he swallows hard, a flush on his cheeks as his eyes widen with pure wonderment, you’d think he’d never seen you this bared to him before. 
“Okay, last one!” you call from behind the bathroom door, making your final adjustments to the undergarments. 
“It fuckin’ better be…” he mutters to himself, not even trying to hide the effects of the predicament you’ve put him in, he’s sat with his legs spread out. 
You’re just absolutely beaming before you’ve even got the door open, already knowing that this one will be his favorite, you can hardly wait to see the look on his face. You step out into your room and relish in the way Matty’s jaw just drops, a warmth spreading across your skin at how ravenous he looks right now with his legs spread open like that. Saving the best for last, you’d picked out a set consisting of a cupless bra and crotchless panties, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. His cock jumps immediately, Matty groans lowly at the way he can’t control the aching throbs beneath his trousers.
“Holy fuck,” he gapes, covering his mouth with disbelief, his tongue practically hanging out.
His breath is hot and panting against his hand, he feels like he’s burning up, god, the torture you’re putting him through. It, without a doubt, was his favorite of the lineup, despite how you look unfathomably sexy in all of them. You slink closer to him, watching the way his hands twitch and tense at his sides with the effort of not reaching out to feel you. He moans under his breath as you do a little turn in front of him, letting Matty see the full effect of the look and more specifically, an eyeful of your perfect ass. With that, he loses his patience, quickly deciding your rules can be damned as his hands move to hold your hips, he just needs something, anything to satiate himself. You bat him away before he can get to you, taking a step back as you tilt your head at him enticingly, clicking your tongue at his impulsiveness. Matty groans with frustration, his expression somewhere between a pout and a snarl.
“Fuck’s sake! Are you serious? My dick is so hard it fucking hurts, I’m genuinely going to die, you evil, evil woman!” he complains, motioning to the sizeable bulge, thick and straining against his thigh.
“Aww, poor thing,” you tease, leaning against your armoire as you cross your arms over your chest, only further accentuating your tits.
You turn away from him completely now, ignoring the way he’s trying not to literally pounce on you as you look at yourself in the floor-length mirror. You do look damn good, you can’t say you blame your boyfriend for being dangerous levels of horny. Humming, you run your hands over your sides, smoothing your fingers over the delicate straps holding the lingerie together. 
“I dunno if I’m going to keep it. What do you think?” you muse, glancing at him through the reflection in the mirror, he’s almost drooling, it’s only reminding you of how much power you really hold over him. 
Matty stays eerily quiet, you’re not even sure if he’s fully hearing you, his head too full with his urgent desire, his lust-darkened eyes trained on the curve of your ass. He doesn’t like being told he can’t do something, especially when what he wants is right in front of him, it drives him absolutely mental. He’s plotting what he can say or do to make you crumble, to have you begging him to touch you. You interrupt the turning of the gears in his head by moving to straddle one of his legs, Matty’s eyes snapping up to look at you, an unreadable expression plastered on his face. His tongue darts out to lick his lips, now unabashedly staring at your body poised on his thigh. He’s stonewalled by the rules you set that blatantly oppose his desire to take what’s in front of him, candy dangled right in front of his face. 
“If I can’t touch you, you can at least make this all worth my while, don’t you think?” he grumbles, blowing a frustrated puff of air up into his curls. 
“Oh, you want a different kind of show?” you smile coyly, knowing that your reasons for keeping him on the sidelines are flimsy, but it’s so damn fun. 
Matty just stares at you with lidded eyes, his head tilted back slightly as his hands fist at the blanket, knuckles white with the self-control he's exerting. He’s not interested in games anymore, impatience written all over his face. You take this as the perfect opportunity to start to slowly rock your hips back and forth on his thigh, your bare cunt against his jeans due to the panties being totally crotchless. Matty shudders as he realizes what you’re doing, his Adam’s apple bobbing as he swallows thickly at the wet dream coming to life in front of him. You sigh out, finding a rhythm that suits you as you grind yourself on him, angling your hips so the rough fabric of his jeans catches just right against you. Pretty whimpers spill from your lips as Matty suddenly flexes the muscles in his thigh, encouraging you to go a little faster now as he creates the perfect surface for you to get yourself off on. Matty bites his lip with a groan, feeling you soaking into his jeans, a small wet patch forming as you work your hips shamelessly, he feels like he’s burning up with the effort of not grabbing your waist and guiding you, pressing you down harder against his thigh. You’re purposefully moaning a little louder than usual, really wanting to be his little star performer tonight as you ride his thigh, your tits bouncing with the effort of your movements. 
“Fuck…” he mutters, hot pants of breath parting his lips as he watches you, his cock throbbing so hard it’s almost painful.
You let out a lewd whine of his name, tossing your head back as you reach for your breasts, cupping them in your hands partly to make yourself feel good, and partly to drive Matty insane. You circle your peaked nipples with your thumbs, relishing in the sensations that tingle and spread over your flushed skin, a harsh pang of pleasure rippling deep inside you. Your eyes flutter shut as you focus on the way it all builds up, your pleasure only compounding with Matty’s intense eyes burning into you. He’s not even sure what to keep his gaze on, your gorgeous face contorted with pleasure, your hands grasping at your exposed tits, or at the mess you’re making on his thigh. He’s overwhelmed, his darling girl must have learned from the best on how to put on a good show. 
“Darlin’, love, please. Please, can I touch you? Need to feel you, hon, you’re killing me,” he rambles breathily, his chest heaving as he keeps his thigh flexed for you.
You just shake your head, not even bothering to open your eyes as you keep dragging your aching cunt against his thigh, feeling quite confident that you can get off on your own. Although, you’re quite pleased that he’s resorted to pleading now, his resolve crumbling with every roll of your hips. Matty, however, is anything but pleased.
“No?” he repeats, frustration clear in his tone as his jaw clenches. 
He’s about to bitch about it some more before you open your eyes and grab his chin swiftly, keeping a firm grip on his face to shut him up. You’ve got a wild look in your eyes that has Matty suddenly silenced, his breath catching in his throat at this sudden show of authority. 
“No. You’re gonna fucking watch,” you grin spitefully between panting breaths, the pace of your hips unfaltering. 
And just like that, he whimpers, squirming a little against the mattress as his erection twitches in his jeans, murmuring something unintelligible under his breath. You keep your hold on his pretty face with one hand while the other keeps toying with your breast, adding to the pleasurable sensations flowing through you in waves. You’re staring at each other with such intensity, it’s making heat thrum under your skin, your heart beating out of your chest. Moaning wantonly, you go a little faster, losing your coherent rhythm as you start to buck and squirm on his thigh, trying to inch closer and closer to the edge of euphoria. Matty tilts his head down to kiss at the palm of your hand that’s gripping his jaw, running the tip of his tongue along the edge of your thumb. Your eyes widen, but you don’t stop him, allowing him to bend the rules for the sake of the way the sight of it is making your mind fuzzy. He’s getting into it now, you can tell, he is no longer fighting the position he’s in.
“Shit, close,” you gasp, your head tilting back as you keep riding, chasing your high at your poor boyfriend’s expense (though, really, who is he to complain? His hot girlfriend is using him to get off).
“Yeah? Gonna cum on my thigh, sweetheart? Gonna use me till you’re creaming on my jeans?” he whispers, never one to keep his filthy thoughts to himself.
You nod quickly, whining as you rut against him, your hold on him tightening along with the tension inside of you, relief just at your fingertips. Matty moans loudly, his brows deeply furrowed as he watches you tip over the edge right before his eyes. Your back arches as a silent cry overtakes your features, your lips part in a perfect circle as your eyes squeeze shut, shuddering throughout your whole body as your orgasm washes over you in intense waves. Your hips stutter against his thigh, having thoroughly left your mark on his jeans, traces of you stained on the fabric. When your eyes hazily blink open again, you’re met with Matty’s pretty, lidded eyes, a blush dusted on his cheeks up to his ears as he breaths heavily, quivers running through him like aftershocks. At first, you just thought his expression was due to how sexy he found the whole thing, but then you glance down to see a sizeable wet patch near his now softening erection. Your eyes go wide, Matty watching as the pieces click together for you. He just bites his lip, knowing he can’t hide the fact that he just came untouched from watching you ride his thigh. Shocked, you can hardly manage your next two words before, of course, he cuts you off.
“Did you-”
“Piss off…”
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sharowolet · 5 months ago
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Animal stickies for li tianchen and tianxi
[ID: digital drawing of li tianchen and tianxi as pink foxes. LTC has a bow and arrow, and is wearing a blue xape with yellow and pink accents. LTX has her pigtails and heart clips. She is teary-eyed while digging her cat plushie and her tail is curling around her body. Both of them have twinflowers in the background.]
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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 8 months ago
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welcome to night vale but i've never listened to it
I walk into the Maggots Lounge and am immediately informed that this post is an absolute necessity so here we are. I'm not sure what's happening.
I tried searching for the WTNV tag on tumblr. All I got was gratuitous nudity links. I gave up and went to my ol' buddy Pinterest.
Cecil is a guy and he likes it when Carlos takes charge.
Do Not Enter The Dog Park.
There are folks in hoods roaming the dog park with static. Probably bad signals on their radios idk.
They eat pizza.
Kevin may be important.
Do not look at the hooded figures.
Books are banned? What is this, Florida?
Sorry. Anyway, it's a podcast. I forgot to mention that.
No, really, do not look at the hooded figures. Do Not Perceive.
"It is the granddyke of fiction podcasts," as Jehan, a maggot, said.
Humans and dogs are not allowed in the dog park.
You can play in the Sheriff's Secret Police though. Idk.
It's queer. It is very very queer.
Cecil might be Jewish idk I have a bad cold someone is Jewish, anyway, and they are also very queer.
And in love with Carlos.
Wednesday has been cancelled due to scheduling errors.
It is purple. Idk all the things. They're purple. I may be delirious. The podcast may be delirious. Everyone is delirious.
Even if you are delirious, do not look at the fucking hooded figures.
There's weather.
Whatever the weather is, do not look AT THE GODDAMN HOODED FIGURES.
People find Cecil's voice sexy.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE HOODED FIGURES DO NOT LOOK AT THE HOODED FIGURES DO NOT ENTER THE DOG PARK DO NOT LO
Tagging. Um. I forgot all your tags. I'll just send this post in the maggots lounge. DONT LOOK AT TH--
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dent-de-leon · 3 months ago
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HE ANSWERED MINE?? AKSLSFSGDFHF---
Taliesin: "[Kingsley's] memories have not really come back over time, they're there in like...a dreamlike state, more or less. But Kingsley, ah...[the Mighty Nein] they're family. They're very much family. Although, he's still happy to do a favor. But at the same time, don't fuck with him...I think Yasha was the one who we talked about, Yasha probably rolls over there more often than not, that's the one I recall..he kinda, he kinda has his own thing going on, but he's always happy to see..not even the old gang, but like, dad's friends. Like godparents."
oh...I'm so soft ; ; they're his family. he has little dreamy kinda impressions of memories. he still loves to hang out with yasha :')))
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dr2-hell · 1 year ago
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fighting artblock with everything ive got, here's my dr ocs
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monstermonger · 2 years ago
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Migration 🐦🐦🐦🐦🐉🐦
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Placebos are just fancy gaslighting
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neapoliting · 13 days ago
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happy ninjaposting friday i love ninjago so much that i'm writing the first fanfiction of my life it's about a girls trip to a cowboy town and also ronin is there
and guess what here is one chapter of it and guess what here is one chapter of it
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r0b0t1me · 2 months ago
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ko-fi requests open 8/31 - 9/11
5$ for 1 character, 10$ for 2. fanart + OCs are both OK. they will be drawn traditionally with ink + minimal shading, similar to THIS POST. more details can be found on my ko-fi page
https://ko-fi.com/r0b0t1m3
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