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Sitting on the train (yay public transit!) And the conductor just went on the speakers to beg people to please please please put on headphones. And people still are playing videos in here. Good lord.
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I'm fuckin' wheezing
I did it in a first time and I just died immediately-
#gabriel#ultrakill#c. ai#character ai#babe why#gabriel ultrakill#he said sorry after this actually but it's still funny
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my 3 weed smoking girlfriends
Your Three weed smoking girlfriends start fights at dennys!
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Good evening to everyone except my partner who is currently using kitchen scissors to flip bacon
#babe why#like I guess they were already dirty#from opening the package#I’m all for not dirtying extra tools#but what#what
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Me: ‘ok it’s Monday and I have time to draw now, Art party art here I come!’
My wrist: ……
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*bites ur scruff*
[full on twitter]
#dont be mad at me but um the shirt is fake sorry ):#how do i censor this in a god fearing & satan fucking way?#i dont have the legendary focus to do all of kinktober but if i see mating kink you know im fucking there babes#bg3#nsft#astarion#astarion smut#ok im gonna go take a nap b#tavstarion#astarion x tav#adriannu: why are you so fucking yolked dude
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“Good Luck, Babe!”
#parkour civilization#pkciv#evbo#seawatt gaming#clownpierce#seavbo#mcyt#comic#croudjay draws#this comic took years off my life#((i regret coloring this orz))#anyway this comic was inspired by rain paris' cover of good luck babe#why that cover specifically? idk
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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something about marine biology and benefits
bonus:
#the character voice on this is loose because 1 its extremely quick and a joke and 2 i really like the word jackass sorry#worth a lot to remember that after the pressure is off they probably have the exact fucking same sense of humour lol#in stars and time spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat loop#doodlebyte#not tagging this up the whole way bc its just a quick doodle lol thats why my panels r all wonky lmao#the heights r so inconsistent here babe it was all i could to wrack my brain and not destroy the 180 rule#anyway. loop: [wakes up from nonextance] oh okay . fuck this [walks into the ocean] oh come ONNNNNN
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You want me to turn on automatic software updates? The thing that made Murderbot commit mass murder?
#shout out to the Joann app for constantly making me update before I can access coupons#why you doing that to me babe?#(guess who didn't have the willpower to hold off on her Murderbot reread for one more month)#mine#update: twelve hours later I’ve decided this is still funny so I’ll use a few fandom tags#The Murderbot Diaries#Murderbot#tmd#greatest hits#3450 notes before first dumb comment
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goodbye.
The Days That Follow // Remus Lupin
Summary:
“There was a before you and there was a during you. For some reason, I never thought there would be an after you.”
They say that grief has five stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Over the course of a year after her husband’s death, (Y/N) Lupin goes through all of them.
Pairing: Remus Lupin x Reader
Warnings: A WHOLE TON OF ANGST, character death, grief, mourning and depression
Word Count: 3.8k
Masterlist | Harry Potter Masterlist
A/N: For my first imagine after coming back to writing I thought I would brake all of your hearts. Enjoy (if you can?)
Denial
May 2nd, 1998
It’s his pale, lifeless hand spread out on the cobblestone that your eyes fixate on. Not his face, not his hair, not his body. They stare at the hand that had run it’s fingers through your hair only a few hours ago. The thumb that had brushed along your jawline after your final kiss. The palm you had squeezed before the battle had separated you.
It looks cold. Dust coats it, and you can see black grime underneath each fingernail. Small patches of blood litter their way across the skin. That skin used to have colour, but now it appears to have been bleached free of it.
For the first time you feel the sharp pain of the air that is caught in your throat. It is muffling any sound right now, but you know as soon as you let it out you wont be able to help but scream.
It is almost as if time has slowed down around you. You cannot make out any sounds, just a constant hum of noise. The Great Hall is full of bodies, lined up one after another. Each one has its own group of mourners, but you don’t see them. Your eyes only see your husbands hand on the floor.
Suddenly, your knees are on the ground beside him. You reach out and grab the hand in front of you. Your fingertips glide along his skin, searching for any point of warmth, of life.
Keep reading
#ascending#—✧ · . reblogs#remus lupin x reader#lupin x reader#harry potter x reader#remus lupin#BABE WHY#—✧ · . fandom: harry potter
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hey idk which anxious pre-t babe needs to hear this but i didn't get to when i was younger so. testosterone will not make you ugly. it won't make you a horrible person. it won't 'mutilate' or ruin your body. if you want to go on testosterone then literally all that happens is it makes you really fucking hot and REALLY fucking happy.
#ramble#literally very hot. like very hot#there is so much sweat#'oh you're just trying to paint a pretty picture that it's all fine' yeah i am!!! it's fucking great. i love it#trans people aren't sad clueless little babes who don't know what's going on. if you want to go on hormones you Know what it's going to do#and you WANT THAT WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE DOING IT#i hate hate hate seeing detransitioners like 'it destroyed and mutilated me'#*proceeds to list the normal effects of hormones*#it's all fearmongering and it's SICK#personally i think we should start glorifying transition more. because it's BEAUTIFUL
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❤️🖤🩷
Wuthering Waves has taken over all of my free time recently, so here's a sketch of Scar!Ren I originally shared in da 14DWY Discord!!
#14 days with you#to be tagged later#Sometimes a team is just Sephiroth; some random flower girl; and a dragoon from FFXIV#Like....... Look me in my eyes and tell me that one of Jiyan's abilities isn't just stardiver /silly#Anyways!! Sharing dis on my main only because it's just a sketch and doesn't feel ''official'' enough for da 14DWY blog#If I come back to this piece + retouch/put more effort into it maybe I'll reupload it there instead#But ya!! Any inconsistencies in Scar's outfit is because I was too busy staring at Taoqi <3#There was also absolutely no rhyme or reason as to why I drew Ren as Scar specifically too—#—Other than the fact that he WOULD rock da onigiri strip (RIP T_T) /ij /silly#Plus I was going to draw [REDACTED] as (WUWA SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!!!) Geshu but?? Babes I don't think the timeline works out??#I really saw the marks in the same spot and was like “oh!! they're the same person :3” LIKE GIRL NO?? This is what happens when you skip cs#Geshu is still my number 1 next to Taoqi though (in terms of design) <3 I have a type teehee#Mayhaps I will draw [REDACTED] after all...... (It's currently 3pm and I'm nowhere near my tablet)#Also also!! A treat for those who've read this far: Day 3.5 will be made public very soon!! It's pride month n I wanna celebrate—#—With everyone's fave demi/pansexual enby (who sometimes does a bit of stalking) (as a treat) (he's a yandere)#Violet's birthday is also June 10!! Early birthday gift!! Yippeee!!#Ok I'll shuddup now <3
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cheesy af but pussydrunk Vi accidentally mentioning marriage?
she... she would tho.
so painfully 18+, mndi, merry xmas to the gays and only the gays
just fucking you slow, after pulling a good few orgasms out of you already with her mouth and her fingers, after you've also made her eyes roll back with nothing but your tongue on her clit, your fingers reaching up to tug on her pierced nipples, the buds made that much more sensitive by the metal rods, her mind caught somewhere between her lips and the high cap of the ceiling in your dorm, the winter sun pale and timid, peering behind a sheaf of clouds, shining through the half-drawn blinds.
"fuck, sweet girl -- feel so good -- mmm --" she mumbles, not all that sure what she's even saying anymore, her hips rocking against you of it's own accord, her thumb pushed against the pad of your tongue as you moan around her finger, spit slicking across your lips.
"vi -- vi -- please, please, please --" you groan, hips bucking up weakly even as she rucks down over you, her breath breaking at the catch of your oversensitive clits rubbing against one another. she squeezes out a breath, frowning down at the mess of slick skin and reddening skin at the place where both your bodies connect, her mind a blissed out smear of want and love and not much else.
"feel so good, pretty, wanna make you cum again -- yeah? you want that?" she asks, hooking one of your legs over her shoulder, you tossing your head back into the sheets, fingers scrabbling at her thighs as she adjusts her angle and your cunts are slotting against each other in just the right way.
"wanna make you mine -- you mine, pretty girl? holy fuck --" and she's rambling, she knows she's rambling, the words just pouring from her before she has the chance to think them through, "all mine -- mmngh -- gonna be mine forever? yeah? god fuck, wanna fuck this pussy for the rest of my life -- you want that, pretty? wanna be mine forever? want me to wife you up? fuck yeah -- that'd be nice wouldn't it?"
you keen, the sound going straight to her clit as she gasps, and then you're cumming too, hard and fast, gushing against her, the peak of it so sudden she doesn't quite know what to do, but its so hot watching you come undone like this that it has her gasping a second later, her high hitting just has hard, her fingers digging into your thigh as she rides her her orgasm against you, even though you're oversensitive and twitching, she holds your hips, rocking into you till you're squirming, pushing weakly at her arms.
"holy shit vi..." you breathe, fighting to catch your breath.
vi chuckles, collapsing down next to you, an arm thrown casually over your middle as you cuddle in next to her.
after a few seconds you turn.
"d-did you mean it?"
"mean what, pretty girl?" she asks, turning slightly, her eyes still glazed out and dark, her cheeks bright with the glow of her recent orgasm. you lick your lips; she's so, so beautiful like this, fucked out and messy, and a little lovesick as she looks over your face.
"when you..." you gulp, "when you said you... wanted me to be yours... forever...?"
vi blinks at you for a few seconds before her pink cheeks stain an even darker shade of damson.
"holy fuck -- i -- sorry, i didn't know i said that out loud -- i didn't mean to --" she scrambles up, shaking her head. you chase her up, tugging on her arms.
"no, no! it's -- i mean -- i didn't mind -- i just --" you swallow, licking at your suddenly dry lips, "did you... did you really mean it?"
"i -- i don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable or anything but..." vi peers at you, almost shy as she twists her fingers in her lap, the blush now spreading down her neck into her chest and back. you bite back a giggle as you pillow your cheek on her shoulder.
"it... it doesn't make me uncomfy, i just... i just wanna know if you meant it."
vi licks her lips, glancing back at you.
"i-if i meant it... would you... would you say yes?"
you chew on the inside of your cheek, your eyes flickering up to meet hers.
a beat of silence passes between you before you smile, slow and indulgent.
"yeah. yeah... i would."
vi's expression breaks into shock, and then unbridled ecstasy. she stares at you, her eyes so wide they almost look like dinner plate, before she's dragging you forward into her lap, kissing you so hard you have to thump your fists against her chest to remind her to let you go.
"i -- sorry -- fuck -- that was -- i -- you -- god i love you so much, you know that?" she asks, cupping your cheeks and pressing her forehead to yours.
you laugh, toppling into her, the pair of you still naked, but the room is bubbling over with warmth.
"yeah, i know. i love you too, vi."
vi laughs, nodding, before she traces both thumbs along your cheeks and tilts your face up towards hers again.
"hey pretty girl... tell me again..."
you let out a shy little giggle, but vi holds you fast. her eyes soft on yours.
"will you marry me?"
you nod, your cheeks still squished between her palms, but your own hands find their way to her wrists as you turn to press a soft kiss to the pad of her hand.
"yes, vi. yes, i will."
#⛈ monsoon season#♨ steamy#arcane#vi x reader#arcane x reader#vi smut#arcane smut#vi x you#arcane x you#lesbian#wlw smut#wlw fanfic#lesbian smut#vi arcane x reader#vi fanfic#vi fluff#arcane fluff#HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL MY VI OBSESSED BABES#HERE IS VI PROPOSING IN A SMEX INDUCED HIGH LMFAO#and yes. this is in my college vi verse#college roomate!vi x reader#bc like i can so see her doing this during ur last semester right like#winter sem right before ur about to graduate in may of the following year#the both of you choosing to stay in ur apt over the winter for idk why but u do#cuddling for warmth and just.... once break starts shed be fucking INSATIABLE teLL ME SHE WOULDN'T BE#(she would)#smex in the morning smex the afternoon smex at night before you guys go to bed#and vi would get so pvssydrunk cause like shes the kinda person who gets more turned on the more emotionally connected u guys are right#cause i feel like being kinda sorta touch starved thats just who she is as a person i fear#uh anyway. there's sesbian lex and also tr i b b in g so :) ENJOY????
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Steve who struggles to read people. Who ended up in the popular crowd cuz he’d occasionally make blunt remarks or answer a little too honestly, and people mistook that for haughtiness.
Steve who was seen as ‘cool’ because if anyone tried to bully him he’d shoot back wise cracks, not realizing the other was trying to belittle him. And people ate it up. Thought he was funny. Steve who serves as good as he gets, who can take a joke. Steve who’s cool.
Steve who struggles to know when someone is truly mad or just playing around. Who doesn’t pick up on someone being passive aggressive.
And Eddie who never beats around the bush. Who wears his heart on his sleeve, who says exactly what’s on his mind. Who’s so expressive and real that Steve doesn’t have to wonder if he’s missing something, if Eddie is saying one thing but means the other.
Robin who is just the same. Who doesn’t belittle him when he asks what people mean, or takes something literal. He doesn’t feel like he’s an idiot when she corrects him either.
#love reading fics when Steve takes something literally#someone will say some shit like ‘I gotta go see a man about a dog’ and he’ll be like !! you’re getting a dog?!#and Robin is usually the one that’s like no-babe#it’s something people say when they want to leave#Steve: why don’t they just say that#Robin: idk people are weirdos#steddie#steddie headcanon#platonic stobin#stobin headcanon#bee speaks
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Oliver saying Buck has never had to work to get a love interest, oh I want to see Buck so giddy and clumsy and awkward and just completely out of sorts when he finally realizes he has a crush on Eddie. So much so that the rest of the fire fam looks at him like “Boy, are you good???” 😭
#why are you suddenly stuttering around Eddie?#why are you so clammy babe?#buddie#911 spoilers#Evan Buckley
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