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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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HAD THE MOST INSANE DREAM JUST NOW AND THESE TWO WERE IN IT AND I WAS JUST LIKE JSVFIJVFSJIVFSIKVSFIKSFV STEALING YOU GUYS
LIKE I LITERSLLY ROLLED OUT OF BED AND GRABBED MY TABLET AND SCRIBBLED THESE GUYS BEFORE I FORGOT
SO SO SO! THE IDEA IS THAT SOMETHING SOMETHING WHEN PPL DIE, THEY GET THESE HALOS ON THEIR HEADS WHICH TIE THEM TO THE LIVING WORLD AS A SORT OF LIKE “THEY CANT MOVE ON” SORT OF THING
AND WHEN KILLER GETS KILLED, HE HAS SO MANY DIFFERENT REGRETS AND SO MANY DIFFERENT WANTS THAT HIS SOUL ESSENTIALLY SPLITS INTO TWO—. UT THEYRE STILL VERY MUCH CONNECTED? LIKE THEY ARE DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF HIM BUT NEITHER CAN MOVE ON UNTIL THE OTHER IS SATIATED AND EISJCNDJSKCSKCMDLD
GOD THESE TWO ARE SO BADASS DISJCJCJC MY OWN BRAINROT IS GOING NUTS
MAYBE MORE TO COME SOON OK BYEEEEE
#darkzyx#undertale au#undertale fandom#utmv#killer sans#utmv killer#killer sans au#alternate version of killer sans#he is so cool guys#I don’t even know what I want to call them yet#they are so funky and fun#god that dream was so cool guys#like imagine this important party that’s being hosted at this manor#and something tragic happens#and you go outside and see a divine beam of light crashing into the ground in front of you#and when the smoke clears#there is two of them#and you think what? who are they#until they stand up and look at you and it clicks#one boiling with demonic energy and features and the other littered in angelic glow and cracks
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idiot baby kill credit fight
#drift#rodimus#transformers#maccadam#driftrod#kinda. its driftrod by proxy of me being the guy who drew it#mfw i become a casualty of war* and the dudes that killed me start arguing like its the worlds biggest cod lobby#*technically this wasnt a war related conflict but. the species wide kajillion year war is kinda related to. everything these guys do#EDIT: APPARENTLY THIS GUY LIVES LOL mfw i get stabbed thru the head and the dudes that did it argue like its the worlds biggest cod lobby#while i lie on the ground in unbearable pain. then get thrown in jail
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yeah
#lego monkie kid#lmk#lego monkey kid#legomonkiekid#legomonkeykid#shadowpeach#six eared macaque#sun wukong#mk#mei#myart#fanart#how gay would it be if the guy who can destroy mountains in one hit#pinned you against the ground with just enough force to keep you immobalized but not in pain#how gay guys
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Woe, madcom be upon ye! Updated designs/headcannons!
#madness combat#madcom#deimos#sanford#hank j. wimbleton#doc#2bdamned#yeah thats all of them whatever#jar art#i plan on doing madness day pieces and those might kill me. but i will get them done#someone just might have to hold me at gunpoint LMAO#its been 2 years since i drew these guys!!!! thats wild!!!!!#also these arent really original ideas#i kinda slapped a lot of designs i liked together! im not breaking any new ground (HA) here#i stole doc's jacket from fallout tho. thats a secret for people who read the tags
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If Frank gets annoyed hearing the different pronunciation of caramel
Than he's gonna love hearing how some folks will pronounce Worcestershire sauce
yeah...
#so imagine my surprise when researching for this ask#that ive been saying it wrong the whole time#WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS WUSS-TERR-SHERR HUH?????#i mean it tracks. im american and worchestershire is like... british i think??#shits weird over there... if youre reading this and youre british dw im well aware we americans are fucking bonkers#and have no glass to stand on#wait fuck whats the phrase? no grass to stand on? no ice? uh#no... ground? WHO CARES YOU UNDERSTAND#anyhow i say it how it looks. wor-ches-ter-shire#which is Wrong. apparently. what the hell guys#rambles from the bog#scribble salad#welcome home
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me when my meteor-powered robot gf attempts to murder me 😳😳
#context:#after Bortom city recognized Beatrix as a threat and began persecuting her‚ she became widely known#A great reward would be given to those who captured the runaway android‚ and most people feared her.#To sum it up‚ she was alone in her journey and refusing to trust anyone so easily.#The persecutions got worse when more cities allied themselves with Bortom. This attracted robot hunters.#At some point‚ Beatrix met this golden-eyed‚ humanoid shadow that always seemed to watch her from afar#It wouldn't stop following her‚ until it was close enough to initiate a confrontation#Beatrix was basically FED UP with the persecutions and so she fought using her fists... while he had a gun.#The bullets couldn't cause great damage‚ and were actually microchips designed to stunt robotic enemies#Beatrix barely resisted the effects and managed to take down the other... who raised its hands in defeat.#Imagine the situation: She's literally got him on the ground‚ fist raised to deliver a powerful blow while he's SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS#Turns out the microchips take effect‚ and Beatrix attempts to escape before it's too late... But her systems go off abruptly#...Then she wakes up in this cozy workshop of sorts. She goes outside and BOOM!!!#A ship moved by machinery? Robots living peacefully? People walking past her without batting an eye? This must be a dream!#She's finally found Fusionsprunt (or was found but it). The city built for and by rebells like her.#and about the golden-eyed enemy? yeah uh. that's Hunter. of course that was Hunter. he could NOT resist making a dramatic appearance.#the mysterious enemy is actually just some silly guy w workaholic tendencies father of a prodigy and who also enjoys piloting his spaceship#fusionsprunt#fusionsprunt hunter#fusionsprunt beatrix
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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actually lol the story playing out as it does but after Annabeth reunites with Percy, he looks behind her and is very quickly, "where's grover"
cue depression that some other satyr is joining them on this quest instead of Grover, who obviously decided not to come get Percy himself because he hates him
("percy, he doesn't hate you, he's just busy preparing trying to keep Gaea down with all the other nature spirits")
("HE HATES ME")
#percy jackson#grover underwood#annabeth chase#happy talks pjo#back on my grover is percy's FP bullshit lol#everyone at camp jupiter is just like “the fuck is happening” bc what.#piper is in the background thinking “this is the guy annabeth talked up for so long? the guy who's trying to bury himself in the ground rn?#jason is lowkey offended they replaced him with someone so emotional (but also confused bc he thought neptune's kids didn't have emotions?)#hazel and frank are not surprised because percy remembered grover at some point during the quest#and had a nearly devastating meltdown at the concept that he could ever forget him#and also was super distressed he couldn't contact grover through their empathy link#they spent three hours trying to reassure him everything would be fine and its not his fault! it's juno's! and her magic! so relax! plz!
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rotating them in my mind
Tim is either half an inch taller or 2.5 inches shorter than Shinichi (5'8.5") but I went for shorter because.
#tw blood#coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby#dc fanart#dcmk#dc#case closed#detco#tim drake#red robin#edogawa conan#kudo shinichi#jimmy kudo timmy kudo!#batfam x dcmk#guy who licks unidentified substance off the ground vs guy who--actually as i type i remember more unhinged moments from these two#and i cant no longer pick just one#guy who [meitantei konan (1994-present)] vs guy who [red robin (2009-2011)]
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Aww wait that's so cute -- Jon has a Kon!Superboy poster up in his room
#if anyone can tell me who the other people in the poster are i'll owe you my life#im pretty sure the guy on the ground is tim? and then the dude in the visor is prolly ray? but other than that i got no clue#EDIT: somebody has informed me the other guys on the poster is a 90s team called the ravers 🫡 so i was wrong on all fronts#jon kent#jonathan samuel kent#super sons#kon el#conner kent#superboy#superfamily#dc comics#gnome talks comics
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redraws from episodes i watched recently, goth kids, and mucking around with the broship's outfits. peace and love from the south park gutters and STAN GROUND !!!!
the alley i used for the goth kids redraw is a background from the sp-studio.de website !!
#goth kids my eternal faves#i find kenny so hard to draw gghrr#i hope its clear who my two favourite rascals are#spoiler its cartman and butters#I HATE THEM#my boys#idk how to tag this really i dont wanna spam character tags#south park#south park fanart#sp fanart#redraw#sp goth kids#zoot.posts#zoot.draws#stan ground you guys remember to always stan ground
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In real life, the traddest men I know: change diapers; do chores; are present and playful with their kids; take good care of their wives; work 50+ hours a week to provide for their families; literally never think about the 1950s.
#there is literally ONE (1) guy at my trad parish who is kind of a problem. he’s a) young b) apparently terminally online#and he is surrounded by the other trad husbands who have quietly mutually agreed to Change Him#my life#everything online is disconnected from reality and an aesthetic pipe dream#in real life trad communities differ just like other communities do#but my parishes are not that unusual#there’s a variety of opinion and practice but everybody is basically grounded and sane#our kids may struggle when they grow up but like. don’t we all#no matter what you do you can’t struggle or rebellion proof your kids#I have a foot in at like 5 different parish groups. I don’t attend them all regularly but I have strong ties with them#besides - ask five trads what it means to be trad and guess how many answers you’re going to get#more than 10 for certain#my catholic thoughts
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When she Half on my Life till I 2
#Spoofsart#Gordon Freeman#halflife2#half life#Alyx Vance#Freemance#PlatonicFreemance#can be seen as romantic if youd like! i like both versions of freemance! ^^ i just personally adore platonic freenance#seriously tho freemance is such an interesting ship ( platonic or romantic ) im gonna yap about platonic freemance cuz i wanna.#SPOILERS AHEAD !!!!#i always like to imagine that when alyx was told about gordon and who he was/what he did during the Resonance Cascade. all of it was a mix#of stories told by civilians and her dad and Kliner and Barney! all painting him as this heroic silent fearless hero who trashed his way out#of black mesa with nothing bu a crowbar! the aliens and HECU feared him yadda yadda yadda! but then when she ACTUALLY MEETS HIM#SEES HIM FOR HERSELF. hes all beaten up on the ground in his civvies and she had to save him from the civil patrol cops 😭#pathetic little loser meow meow bark woof awwooo whgrhrgrgrgr (im love gordon- )#and she still has that “celebrity crush” ordeal with him#but after hours of fighting alongside him she learns that hes not what the stories painted him out to be#hes just some guy#during ep 2 when youre driving around with alyx. i like to imagine that during every pitstop Gordon just looks around finds nick nacks#thingamajigs and other stuff and shows it to Alyx. like letting his guard down and actually being human instead of in a constant state of#locking in and surviving yknow? anyway where was i? yeah they bond during the roadtrip to whiteforest#small moments of acting like stupid little kids together! and its during these moments that alyx realizes that shes happy with being gordon#s best friend! not a downgrade at all tho#friendships can be just as fun as relationships!#i see romantic and platonic as equals mmkay#anyway where was i?#yeah i drew this on Magma with a good friend of mine ^^ Razzmtazz!!!!#love drawing HL2 it rewired my brain.#love yall even tho i dont post much if at all 😭#i swear im cooking - gaben
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#who keeps asking these guys to do action shots?#no earthly clue what all the rigging is for#i mean i know its for Magical mystery tour but to what end?#put those boys down!!#the beatles#paul mccartney#john lennon#george harrison#ringo starr#mine#beatles funny#stg they were in the air more than they stood on the ground
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fav thing about that fight is that duck and yellow are very focused on each other during it (throwing blows, almost all ducks lines are just insulting him,ect)
red is just in the bg of that having a COMPLETELY different convo with. himself. its so fucking funnnyyy
#THERES A POINT WHERE HE YELLS 'ARE YOU SAYING THIS IS MY FAULT'#AND GIRL. NOBODY HAS SAID ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT OR EVEN ANYTHING AIMED IN HIS GENERAL DIRECTION#yellow and duck are like shooting guns at each other and reds like YOU GUYS NEVER LISTEN TO ME 😭#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME SORRY#ITS LIKE DUDE WHO. ARE YOU TALKING TO???? NOBODY HERE IS EVEN SAYING ANYTHING TO YOU#HES JUST LIKE VENTING?? ITS SO INSANE#all i can visualize is duck and yellow just middle school level on the ground fighting and red in his stupid fucking denim outfit#just standing off to the side not involved at all#my dhmis postings
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