#[throws random ben at u]

[creepypasta65]

Hi what do u think the creepypastas hobbies would be?

I chose random characters if that's okay. Thanks for the request :)

Toby, Jeff, and Eyeless Jack Hobbies:

Toby 🪓:

Toby loves woodcarving.

In his spare time, he carves animals with a pocket knife and gifts them to some mansion residents like Nina or Ben.

He likes hatchet throwing for obvious reasons. Toby has gained nice biceps from throwing hatchets.

Toby draws. Though he's not the best artist, he can draw pretty decently. He mostly draws abstract or cartoonish drawings.

He likes walking and exploring the forest, collecting rocks, pinecones, and sticks.

Toby also likes photography. He takes pictures of animals around the forest like deer, raccoons, ducks, etc.

He enjoys playing video games with Ben and Jeff. He may not be the best at them but enjoys them.

Jeff🔪:

Jeff also does woodcarving. Sometimes, he and Toby carve together or make each other little figures.

He is a workout type of dude. Jeff cares about his appearance, especially his body. He works out a lot. He has many dumbbells in his room. Jeff's weight lifts the most he can lift is probably 50 to 100lbs.

Jeff also likes boxing to take out his anger and stress.

Jeff plays video games with Ben and Toby. He enjoys beating Toby but rages when Ben beats him.

Loves listening to music. He enjoys rock bands like Mcr, PTV, The Cure, etc.

Jeff also enjoys watching horror films and makes fun of the dumb protagonist. He's like, "What are you doing RUN!". Yeah, he yells at the TV.

He plays the electric guitar and practices his favorite songs. He usually plays when he's alone because he doesn't want anyone to know.

Eyeless Jack🫘:

Jack enjoys reading. His favorite books are non-fiction, mystery, and thriller with the occasional romance. Yeah, he likes love stories.

However, he still reads medical books about the human body.

He is a writer. Jack is currently writing a book, which is a mini-series about a detective.

Jack also likes working out. His workout buddy is Jeff. They both encourage each other to do better.

He is a fan of astronomy and loves stargazing. Jack also knows all the constellations. Not many of the creepypastas know that about him. Pls ask him about the stars or constellations, he would be so happy to tell you everything about them.

Jack likes cooking. It reminds him of when he was human. He gets so happy when the creepypastas ask him to cook or compliment his food. However, he can't eat any of it because it makes him sick he can only remember how it tastes.

He likes playing checkers and chess.

Should I make a pt2? Have a nice day/night :)

[starlyx0]

so I have noticed some people think Ben is boring (trust me I’ve seen it)

so I am here to talk about everything ben and try to explain his character!

This won’t be the best character analysis

as English is not my first language and I'm trying to bring more attention to stuff that's not talked about often.

So I'm going to split this into 6 categories to try to make writing this easier for me so bare with me.

Things I’ll go over!

personality 

looks 

hobbies

past & current 

relationship with family 

relationship with friends

This is going to have a bunch of stuff that are headcanons I'm only including them to show ppl if u can put some thought into it u can get some reasonable ones.

1 | personality

I see a lot of ppl reduce his character to only music and being mute? which really upsets me because he soo so much more,

but making his entire personality music makes me so mad

most headcanons I see are all the same PLEASE I AM TIRED of hearing what kind of songs he listens to that or all ship headcanons titled as Bens 

he's a shy awkward guy we all know that cuz he really just stands in a corner awkwardly scratching his neck most times and he also doesn’t like horror or anything scary (eps 11) 

hes a protective older brother not overly like Tyler where hes more protective of Tay from other people ben is more chill going and more afraid of what life throws at Lily, there’s not much here cuz more points I have fit in the other categories :)

2 | looks 

he looks kinda of basic nobody can deny that so I won't, but because of his past I imagine he would have a bunch of scars ik he doesn’t and that’s a bummer cuz I really wish he had 🥲

After he lost his voice he became super facially expressive but also really good at hiding his emotions so it’s either really easy to read him or really hard no in between. also because of his past bullying, I assume it affected him and the way he presents himself that why he sticks to basic outfits and look,

overall trying not to bring attention to himself even after therapy he stuck to his habit but if someone gave him a little push and helped him he would drop it and start putting thought into his looks,

saw this somewhere I don’t remember where they said he would have curly hair as a kid but his mom didn’t know how to take care of it so they ended up shaving it and i think curly or wavy haired Ben would be so cute also he would look amazing with an eyebrow piercing %100 and uhh I genuinely don’t remember him smiling genuinely in canon so i imagine his with a downturned smile I may be wrong about that idk

3 | hobbies

did I make this a separate category just to talk about him being an artist? yes I absolutely did 🙂↕️

I fear most people forgot about it n honestly and that is criminal 

there is not much said about it in canon but I’ll work with what I have,

he probably didn’t have much artistic skills when he was younger and only started doing it as a distraction and a way to calm down n he probably made himself draw

I feel like red projected onto him in that ifykyk😭

but from the picture Ben draws based on things that happen so he diff draws a bunch of random things he sees and thinks its cool, he would draw everything and everyone and I feel his art style would be more realistic tbh

but Ben also plays guitar, plays piano 

, fight, used to sing, and the medic of the group like what else he do?? he is literally perfect what more can I say here but most of these are not really hobbies but skills he had to learn for the sake of his life 

4 | Past & current 

I’ll talk more here about how his past affects him currently,

I love to think he has a fear of fires because of the fire that burned down his house more of a headcanon tbh

see the pan he burned in that official art? it took him half an hour in his room to calm down his heartbeat and gathering around the campfire is the opposite of relaxing for him

probably hates turtlenecks with his being 

and I want to talk about his voice as that affects him the most what really bothers me about the fandom is that a lot of people ignore the fact that he probably will never speak. 

I see plenty of ppl benlor shippers say 

“he would sing for —-🥺“ “he would whisper to comfort—🥺“ n it makes me wonder are we even talking about the same character???? which is absolute bullshit if he did that he is the one that’s gonna need comfort like please. he would probably never speak unless he sees someone's head gets ripped off there body.

It's said flat out in episode 27

That he has the option to speak but he doesn’t why? Because he hates his voice and if he hates his voice sm he chose to not speak for yearsss what makes u think he would speak for the sake of someone else's comfort when doing that only pains him? he is selectively mute for a reason I'm not saying he doesn’t have a voice but at least if u headcanon him to speak in the future at least let it be for his own sake instead of doing it for someone else or make it about ur ship.

5 | Relationship with family 

Starting with his parents I don’t think they are bad parents at all they tried to help him as much as they could but they couldn’t so they opened up other options and let him move away and heal even if he’s not with them I think what the did is a good choice for their situation and their relationship would still be great tbh considering the distance 

now onto Lily

I honestly can talk about them for days. I love them 

Their relationship is so sweet the way Lily is stuck to him every chance she gets and ah also used to sing to her can you imagine how she felt seeing her brother coming home later and later covered in bruises not singing to her to sleep anymore watching him sneak out 

she basically watched her brother spiral down and then leave she was probably too young to really understand what was going on fully so now she just wants to spend all the time she can with him and he tries to make up for lost time :(

now Aiden 

most people probably forgot Aiden is the closest person to Ben and the same goes the other way around.

Aiden is a life long friend of Ben’s

he literally trusts him, follows him everywhere and lets him decide for him 

they spent most of their time together since Ben moved in they live together there stuck together.

Aiden probably helped him a lot mentally helping him try new things and be more carefree

Ben also probably helped him mentally and physically patching him up and looking out for him overall,

I see some Aiden fics that are like “Oh no Ben’s gonna be so upset at me 😖” and they make him act like a nurse, not a friend and he just bandages him up then leaves as if nothing happened and someone else comes and in does all the comforting 

like I can count all the fics where Ben acts like a decent person and I'd still have more fingers up than down,

it’s so upsetting how ignored their relationship is in this fandom they deserve so much more honestly.

6 | Relationship with friends 

he is definitely the therapist friend 

He is that kind of friend that you can tell everything to him going from weird food to the worst time of your life and won't even realize it 

his friendship with Ash is very chill not the closest I'd say,

they're really just trying to keep their peace lmao

his friendship with Taylor

I imagine them as gossip girls tbh Ben being a quiet kid while Taylor is popular they definitely know some good gossip 

his friendship with Tyler is something he used to find him irritating but then he realized they have a lot in common especially when Tyler was teaching him guitar which was precise since he was the one who offered 

and his friendship with Logan 

it's really sweet Logan would try to teach him gardening while they talk about their interests

and be absolute nerds together lmao

overall the friendship between all of them is really sweet ik I didn’t give it justice here but the found family trope and the way they find comfort in each other is just everything to me

And I'm done yappin hope u enjoyed that because that was over 1,5k words 

if u have any questions feel free to ask 🫡

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Random Hobie Headcanons [Prt.1]

me screaming about Hobie Brown just existing like these are just random headcanons of him doing fuck all and chilling but uuhhh this is also so long i had to split it in two parts so this is part one

chronic hobie brainrot u know how it is _______________________________________________

He's actually a fairly high ranking member of the Society

I like to think that Hobie - like Jessica and Ben - has a high ranking position in the Society

Even though he didn't mean for this to happen

Hobie's really good at working with teams, and persuading people. He's been Spider-man for a while, plus he has unique experience

He broke the barrier that 3 spider-people couldn't - sorry Miles you didn't loosen anything

Hobie would probably just ace every mission. In like record time

Miguel and Lyla watching it go from HQ and Lyla's like 'Oh, he's gooodd.'

The watches get a bug and need an update - but low and behold, Hobie knew about the bug and fixed his watch weeks ago. Chumps.

They need advice in taking down a particular anomally and Hobie is the only one with ideas that work -

And sure he may take the piss out of everyone and walk around HQ like he either owns the place or is about to burn it down but they can't tell him anything

He's just that good

I could see him helping out new trainees (and radicalizing them), checking in on every new recruit to see if they have a place to stay.

And Miguel respects that. Miguel isn't heartless, he cares about the society. And even though Hobie isn't doing it for him he appreciates the work Hobie puts in

Miguel probably knows Hobie is friends with Gwen, and that he was the one who stepped up when Jess wasn't

He loves to read

It just makes sense

With all the knowledge of anarchy and stuff, I assume he kinda has to be

I love the idea of Hobie and worn paper-back books that he reads again and again

All well loved, all second (or third, or fourth-) hand.

I imagine he reads a lot of non-fiction, and his favorite genre is history

He doesn't know why, but his brain loves reading about it and understanding the communities that existed in different times

But there are some fiction favorites he has, The Giver being one of them

He donates all the ones he doesn't absolutely need, leaving a sticky note in the front cover with a comment, same way he left one on Gwen's new watch

Hobie is a minimalist in morals

But not like the 'all white-house' aesthetic, but like the 'choosing to live with and on less to respect yourself, people around you and the world'

Everything he owns is second hand, and he likes finding really old cheap stuff, cause it connects back to the history thing

Every couch he's ever owned he's found on a street curb

He doesn't have much clothes, most of the stuff he does have were gifts, or from bands and shows

Instead, he goes to community swap-meets, and swaps his clothes for new ones every couple of months

He LOVES seeing other people in the punk scene wearing a shirt he'd swapped months ago, knowing it's gotten a second life

Hobie genuinelly tries not to throw things away if he can help it. Not in a hoarders way, but in an environmentally respectful way.

If he doesn't want it, he'll barter it away, or gift it to someone who'd like it, or make something new.

Even if something is broken, he'll try to gift it to someone who can fix it than trash it. He'd rather leave his busted TV at the door of a repair shop than a back-alley dumpster

He's low food-waste too

He's like 'Miguel bruv we don't waste empanadas in this house' and takes them for himself

He tries to finish everything on his plate (past survival tactic), but now he'll save it for later. Hobie be tearing leftovers UP.

He makes the choice to not carry money

Connects to the minimalist thing, also an anti-capitalist thing

Hobie doesn't like carrying money. As a personal thing.

Fuck he look like keeping pictures of the Queen in his pocket - absolutely not.

He barters everything he can - and he's good at it. He has an extensive network in the underground punk scene of London, and everyone helps out everyone

Weirdly enough, I feel like if you were dating him he's always ask for a fiver or ten quid or something because he genuinely doesn't carry money or change but somehow he's carrying a rare swiss army knife from 1935

But on the inverse side, if he ever comes across money for some reason, he'll have you 'hold it' in you wallet (just give it to you)

To him, it doesn't matter. He doesn't want to be attached to it. It's genuinely a moral he tries to live by.

He loves cats

He has a picture of a cat on his nightstand in his intro

I bet he has multiple indoor cats

But I also imagine Hobie being really interested and connected in the street cats in the neighborhood he lives and frequents (bonus point if cats are his special interest!)

He names them and knows their faces. Feeds them and checks up on them, tries to take care of them best he can

The ones who get hurt or a little old or weak become boat-cats, and they come live with him

He'll feed them fish from the river - and they always eat before he eats breakfast

None of them have bells or collars, they're not his pets - they're his little friends

He had 'weird' but practical eating habits

Hobie eats standing up.

He'll open the fridge and eat right there. He'll set the bowl on the table then stand in front the TV eating. He goes to the food court and doesn't sit down, just walks about

He's use to eating on the street, so to him, it's comfortable

He grew up going to Gregg or Tesco and eating outside. Grabbing something from the chip shop and scranning it as fast as he can before the rain starts coming down

He actually likes food, and wish he could get more into it - but fuck, he'll never be like those snobs that eat $500 dollar dishes at shitty restaurants

Small routines

In the morning, he takes the boat to the docks. Brush his teeth and get ready for the day

Next he feeds the cats that stay by the water, eating breakfast and playing records

He doesn't make his bed, but he checks all the parts of the boat's engine, just a good once over, and makes sure everything's running right

And then he HAS to say hi to all the people on the docks who know him - old men who'd been working there for decades, delighted when Hobie offered to help them unionize

He always reads before bed too, or on restless nights, he writes songs - practices new songs.

if you read this far, thanks! let me know if any of this mattered at all or if youre like 'sib what does any of this got to do with anything of importance bye have a good day and/or night

[falling-star-cygnus]

Hiiiiiiii, do you have any hc about the cunning hares interactig with other factions?? Ö (btw I do have like, 3 pages done of the comic-thing I asked permission about, would you like to see them :3? I know It's been a while since then, but I'm a slow artist tbh xD)

AHDJSBEHABWBA FUCK YES I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THEM OML [formatting’s gonna be a wee bit different bc my trusty computer will be unavailable to me until wednesday]

i’m a slow artist too dw dw, i bet these pages are amazing

As for Hare Headcanons pt.4~ it’s definitely something i’ve thought about. sooo just for u, here it is <3 <3 <3 -> Masterlist

Victoria Housekeeping:

Corin’s an Honorary Hare [post here]

Rina’s bangboos absolutely LOVE Billy, and they hover over his shoulders whenever the two team up to give him a little power boost [the android gets really tired afterwards though, bc they end up kinda subconsciously feeding off his energy in return]

Lycaon teaches Nekomata how to get more power behind her kicks

Belobog Heavy Industries:

Anton and Billy are BESTIES [like the kind you’d look at and raise an 🏳️‍🌈? eyebrow at] Grace is insanely jealous that the mechanical wonder that is Billy prefers to hang out with her coworker instead of her [but she’s happy Anton has a friend outside of work more than anything else]

Ben Bigger lets Anby and Nekomata hang and swing from his arms whenever they come by

Koleda and Nicole bond over their teams being full of reckless and eccentric dum dums [and duly ignore their own reckless dum dum habits]

PubSec:

They run.

Section 6:

It’s rare that they cross paths in the Hollows, but when it DOES happen: Miyabi is Anby and Nekomata’s favorite [they bombard her with questions and praise]

Nicole bribes Yanagi into not reporting the Hares’…. less than legal activities..

Billy carries Soukaku on his shoulders and runs her around whatever area the two factions meet in [they’re truly terrifying when they team up in battle though]

Sons of Calydon:

The Cunning Hare dames are very protective of their resident android when it comes to these guys [they’re quietly worried that Billy will leave them to rejoin his old team]

Burnice and Lighter have hoards of pictures of every little thing Billy did when he was a Son and they show them off like embarrassing grandparents at EVERY opportunity [Billy is MORTIFIED]

Caesar makes sure to let Nicole know she’s doing a great of leading the Hares

Random Play:

BESTIE SQUADDDDD

They have movie nights every few weeks when their schedules align

If you ever see a Hare out and about, chances are they dragged one of the siblings out with them

and i’ll throw this one in since she’s all by her lonesome in the Obol Squad: Soldier 11 is like that cryptid you see in the middle of the night -> no Hare knows where she’ll show up, or when, but it’s become habit to just- toss her a snack and continue on their way

[crushedsweets]

ok ok ok ok so i feel like,m idk. hat do you think the creeps are like when they laugh or smile. like full on snorting sobbing out of breath red tomato face laughing or just lik "haaha" or what

HIIII i love this ask its so cute. again, applies to my au, so if i mention smth weird its cuz its smth deep in my brain.... LOL

tims a chuckler... its like a deep, almost raspy chuckle. if its ever funny enough for a full laugh, he's wheezing.

brian also chuckles, but he has a huge smile and it sounds a lot more genuine than tim half the time. we all know what his smile looks like it is very pleasant .

toby's always cheesing. ok jk no he's not but he likes to laugh, it feels good. he'd start with a closed mouth, trying not to smile laugh cuz he's also annoying and doesnt want to give ppl the satisfaction that theyre funny, but he can't hold it in and will literally throw his head back laughing at random shit

kate has a cute little smile, those little crescent smile lines at the corner of her motuh - she has a quiet laugh most of the time, she's really not the type to go HAHAHA...

natalie snorts. if smth is funny she's snorting and u know it. not even laughing she'll just snort n nod along

jack just has a very normal like. hahah. like if its funny he's gonna bbe like haha. IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN like theres litetally so many guys in my classes who just laugh like hahaha and thats jack.

sally giggles, obviously . shes like lol. hehe. haha. HEHE. she has those over-sized big ass teeth that kids have when they havent grown into their adult teeth yet, so it looks rlly cute when she smiles. always smiles w her teeth

ben wheezes, snorts, rolls his head back, fucking grips his stomach, he goes the full mile. it is never that funny but wow will he laugh.

jeff also wheezes but it sounds like he's a chainsmoker,closer to tims wheeze rather than bens wheeze. its ugly. he smiles w his teeth too, and its fucking. his teeth wont even be touching his smile is just huge idk like hes ugly idk bro omfg. im sorry. no. he always sounds like hes laughing at you, rather than with you

liu wheezes too, runs in the family i guess. he just sounds like a much more pleasant, genuinely happy version of jeff. laughs with you. will put a hand on ur shoulder if u made a joke and laugh and tilt his head down and shake his head n shit.

jane has a quick sudden "HAH" type of laugh. it kinda surprises people cuz youd expect more of a gentle "haha" thing but its so sudden and loud and its cute fr.

nina fucking giggles she wont shut the FUCK UP she will keep going and snort and slap her knee. her and ben r the same theyre so annoying. shes so cute though.

ann has an annoying ass sultry laugh. like it almost seems like shes forcing it to be sexy. its terrible. she smirks too. its awful

lulu has a very light, airy laugh. never smiles with her teeth. it almost echoes when shes in fog

sadies laugh sounds like shes crying like the amt of time shes been laughing hella hard and someones liek RU OK and shes liek YEA ... then covers her face to laugh its so bad

dina has a sinister ass laugh idk how to explain that one either. a mix of HEHEHE and HAHAHAH like its never that serious but shes laughing like idek.

[pinwheel-plant]

tumblr user pinwheel-plant’s SSGW Thoughts™️

(spoilers under the cut!)

— i like how svetlana is immediately part of the team, and alexander defending her from cyrus and the principal was nice :) he just loves pseudo-adopting kids (he’s trying his best)

— also erica feeling challenged by svetlana was so ?!(@&/&,!2!: because like OF COURSE!! She’s been raised to be The Best her whole personality is built off of being The Best so the second somebody is just as good as her (if not better in some areas) she FREAKS OUT (in her own erica way of course). auuugh i love her she has so many issues. cyrus hale you will pay

— its funny how half of Ben’s enemies are evil masterminds and the other half just Really Really hate this teenager for no reason (evil isn’t a reason!! you just hate this child!!!) (also he’s like 14 right. has he turned 15 yet??)

— second time murray’s been double crossed while on a plane with ben, can’t say it’s not deserved (he deserves it so bad)

— also I like how the locations in the front of each chapter are like, clearly Ben’s own thoughts bc they’re like “Somewhere in China (I think)” and then “Somewhere in China Africa” somebody get this boy a GPS

— murray is just evil because it’s funny 🙏🙏 we love villains/antags who are evil for the bit in this house, its very funny

— also the random Joshua lore drops?????? and others??? why does Murray know so much about the Hales. I mean it’s pretty obvious but he’s talking like they told him personally 😭

— I won’t ever stop talking about the alexander mention in that chapter btw. Murray just flat out says “yeah, most of us (bad guys) chose to be evil because we wanted to. We had great childhoods. And look at Alexander, his dad SUCKS and he still works for the good guys!” WHATTT YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND EXPECT ME TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT

— trixie hale we love you and support you 🫶 maybe next book you can come on the mission (PLEASE PLEASE MR GIBBS LET TRIXIE DO SOMETHING ON THE MISSION)

— cyrus and mary pet names are crazy and i fully support alexander wanting to throw up . why would u say that 😭 in front of TWO GENERATIONS of your kids!!!!!!!

— more of the team starting to stand up to cyrus, please let this go somewhere i want them to ditch his ass!! it would be such a good character moment! also i hate him. but that’s not as important

— every time alexander says “haha catherine is sooo smart huh” i want to pick the two of them up and shake them . you can’t say that in front of the Number One Cathlex Enjoyer are you CRAZY!!!!! auuughhhhh i love them….. i remember when they first interacted in the series….i remember coping and thinking they’d get back together…but WHOS LAUGHING NOW‼️

— I love the team working together, svetlana fits in very well (it’s like a Normal vs. What’s Going On There dynamic where the normal people r ben, mike, zoe, svetlana and the WGOT people are All Of The Hales (minus Catherine she’s great 🫶)

— Alexander and Zoe working together…..need more of that dynamic!!! Immediately!! AND Alexander + Mike…. i need it all

— Ben is becoming more and more of a menace and i love it, but did u really have to go that far with Soren and the bees 😭😭 (he did)

— alexander knows something nobody else does ohh this book knows exactly what i want. i love it here

— how long do we think Murray’s gonna be in that jail, it has to be like a month tops right

— THE ENDING LETTER? CATHERINE? CATHERINE FOCUSED BOOK????? PLEASEEEE PLEASE I WANT TO SEE IT

and that’s all, im 100% gonna talk about this book more but those were all my first thoughts. spy school fandom we made it through another release 🙏

[crystalgastles]

ur hc’s are amazing, idk if it was stated but sorry nevertheless that had no idea u weren’t comfy w nsfw!!!!! anyways, #needbenhc’s the way u write is so good I love it💗

You’re totally ok! It’s just that I’m not very good at writing that kind of stuff and when I’m writing my characters I don’t really think too heavily on what they’d be interested in since I’m basically overhauling their entire character so I stick to just their characters in general. Anyway ben is one of my favorites as I’ve always been into old video games and such I’ll put my general headcannons about the human version of ben and the ghost/technology version I have I’ll get more into his personality in another post. TW for mentions of drowning cause duh

My ben drowned

Benjamin Caddel, known as Benji or just Ben to his classmates

College junior with a major in computer science and an interest in old 90s video games. Specifically reworking them.

Doom, resident evil, Mario, sonic, quake and his personal favorite, Majoras mask.

He was very social within his group of friends. College parties and outings were common on the weekends for him.

He would place ai helpers in his reworks to catch bugs so he could go in and fix them all. He named B.E.N mostly after himself but it stands for behavioral e-repair network. (He couldn’t find a word that meant repair that started with e)

Comedic genius, he’s more funny in real life than he is over the internet which is a shame just because his timing is impeccable

B.E.N. Started to go haywire at some point, saying there were bugs where there weren’t and replacing textures in games. It was learning things that Ben hadn’t programmed into it.

Every time he tried to play it was like the controller wasn’t his, the character would run around in circles and into enemies, his doom wads would have areas that could not be there. Stairs he could walk up and places in maps that did not exist before. (doom’s layout is strictly one level, you can’t go up stairs or jump just because of how it’s programmed)

The worst off all of these was majoras mask. It was almost unplayable because of how many glitches and inconsistencies there were within the game.

He tried to reprogram it. He tried to delete it but it was always there. No matter how many times he clicked on the trash can button.

Zelda only got worse, the screen just flashing blue green as link ran into the water and drowned over and over again the ending screen wasn’t even the ending screen anymore it was just a collection of glitches and letters. Letters that spelled out

H . A . T. E.

Hate? He didn’t know if that was just a coincidence or not but it freaked him out just enough to stop trying to play anything on that PC.

His laptop started doing it too. Every time he tried to study or write an essay the screen would freeze up. Typing out random letters and words that made absolutely no sense. He eventually just started using the book’s available to him in the library because no matter how many times he tore the inner workings of it apart it would do the same thing. Over and over again.

Hate, that word followed him everywhere. Technology was everywhere and this thing that he created taunted him every chance it got. It was getting smarter. It knew his deepest insecurities and secrets. Medical records and private files, text messages between his friends, everything.

He had enough he was dropping that Pc and that laptop and that phone off a bridge and into the sea in the middle of winter.

The outside was cold, the icy breeze tugged on his skin while he lugged this heavy cart full of electronics over to the bridge that overlooked the bay. The icy waters below making the hairs on his arms stand up as he picked up the mess of wires and screen.

He didn’t know he didn’t know he’d have to climb up the fence and put his body halfway off of the railing to even be able to throw the computers off of the bridge, and he didn’t know how exactly many wires had entangled themselves on his arms and he didn’t know that he would also fall off of the bridge with his creation

The water was too cold, if the shock from the ice cold bay wasn’t enough to kill him, the computer sinking to the bottom with his arms essentially tied to it would.

His body stays there but his mind, his soul is somehow tied to B.E.N. It wasn’t the technology but something that presented itself as such. He wasn’t that smart. Not smart enough to create something that taught itself.

[nosolaceofastraightanswer]

Saw this on twitter so don't take my word for it, but tua episode titles are as follows

s4e1-the unbearable tragedy of getting what you want

s4e?-jean and gene

s4e?-six years, five months, and two days (timeskip?!)

s4e?-the squid and the girl (ben?!)

s4e?-the cleanse (sounds creepy lmao) (idk but this title immediately made me think of klaus, like getting clean or something)

s4e6-the end of the beginning

omfg thank you for being my informant 😭😭 my ass is NOT on twitter.

i feel like i need to get on it at this point bc i checked imdb and there was nothing lol. gonna take ur word for it sorry you have NO CHOICE >:) (jk idrc if it’s made up or not. fun anyways!!)

okay about the episodes-

1. allison based, probably a lot of exposition abt the new world, could be rly good or rly bad

?. new characters???? i’m scared they will be Bad. or just sparrow level meaningless

?. i think ur right abt a timeskip but also maybe a flashback to six years five months etc from when five left or from ben’s death

?. PLEASE TELL US ABOU TTHE JENNIFER ICNDIENT PLEASE I MISS U!BEN PELADE PELASE PELASE LALSEW

?. that is. so fucking creepy oml. has some worrying implications?? very vague so i’m just gonna throw something random out there. klaus has to get clean something with his powers? to get u!ben back. bc a girl can dream 😔

6. TIMELOOP EPISODE TIMELOOP PLEASE PLEASE ASKSGAKSHJDL

[alfietalksaboutcomics]

Riot at Xavier’s, a character study in juvenile political rebellion

Created by Grant Morrison and Keron Grant the character of Quentin Quire first appears in New X-Men #134, the issue that leads into the “Riot at Xavier’s” arc which spans from New X-Men #135-137 with a epilogue in issue #138. Quentin who is the main focus character and antagonist of the arc is a vehicle for Morrison and co to tell a story about the often surface level politics of alienated teenagers.The kind of person who doesn’t hold politics out of a real conviction or understanding of what those politics entail, but dresses themselves in the aesthetics of those politics as a means to performatively rebel to their elders and the world around them.

Many readers have drawn connections to Quentin Quire and the alt right which would arise about a decade or so after the publication of “Riot at Xavier’s”. The alt right, a primarily online Neo-fascist political movement, came to prominence in the 2010s, it prayed upon young disenfranchised men as its primary recruiting demographic, In this way it mimics the social critique Morrison was making with Quentin Quire. This has led many readers to draw a direct line between the two, the belief that Quentin Quire is an uncanny proto alt right character. How well does this hold up with a close read of his character in “Riot at Xavier’s” though? I intend to examine that very question, go into detail on the character arc of Quentin Quire, and the broader social critique being made.

Quentin feels alienated and rejected after learning from his parents that he was adopted, it fundamentally shakes his sense of self and throws him into questioning every aspect of his life. He lashes out because he feels disenfranchised, by rejecting Xavier’s dream he is venting his frustrations at the world, it's an outlet not a sincere position. Quentin adopts anger at the death of Jumbo Carnation not out of genuine anger at the grizzly murder, instead he takes the position when it becomes another outlet for him to point out the supposed hypocrisy of his elders and fuel his anger. 

Throughout the course of the arc we see Quentin’s acts of rebellion escalate more and more into violent and destructive actions. It starts with cruelty to his peers, his actions escalate further when he and his Omega Gang start assaulting random groups of bigoted humans.

Quentin at the climax of the riot exclaims “So much for the dream! All my life I’ve waited for this “dream” to come true! We were promised peace and security! All my life! Where is it!” Here we see his true motivations, he wants the security of loving parents but his birth parents abused him (which we learn in X-Force by Ben Percy), his adopted parents are in his eyes not really his parents, he feels disowned and abandoned. And now he thinks his teachers also have failed him. Quentin Quire has devastating abandonment issues that fuel his actions in “Riot at Xavier’s”.

As much as the riot itself escalates the omega gang lack clear goals or demands for their actions, they are just wildly lashing out because of “kick” and juvenile angst. It’s very much like a baby crying out for the attention of the adults.

In their sadism the Omega Gang are blind and uninterested to the real harm done to their fellow mutants as shown when they attack a U-Men base. Instead of seeing that the U-Men are planning on attacking Xavier students they obsessed over sadistically murdering a U-Man. Their riot leads to the death of Dummy of the special class. It’s a display that they are completely uninterested in actually fighting against anti mutant bigotry but more use the concept of humans as a target for Quentin’s violence, their ideology is style over substance. They aren’t actually interested in the politics or understanding the reason for practicing them, they are only interested in the act itself.

Earlier in the arc we see Quentin wearing a shirt that reads “Magneto was right” which is a parallel to the real life use of Che Guevara on graphic T-shirts that was popular in the early 00s among students, the comparison Morrison is making is from an inexperienced juvenile ideology dressed up in leftist aesthetics. Much like in the real life co-option of leftist imagery the adoption of the motto  “Magneto was right” doesn’t represent an actual political position but the rebelling against the positions of the professor, the politics are purely stripped out and made into an aesthetic of juvenile defiance. 

With the use of kick what was a normal rebellious cause for a teenager going through turmoil becomes the source of tangible harm, the Omega Gang’s actions don’t do anything to avenge Jumbo’s death. They  lash out without caring to understand the violent consequences of their actions. It’s action for the sake of action, a cult of action which is most commonly known as a characteristic of fascism as identified by Umberto Eco in Ur Fascism. However I  think that kind of methodology (or lack thereof) isn’t inherently right wing in nature, it can be found in unguided, vague, often experienced political organizing from many groups across the political spectrum.

All and all in “Riot at Xavier’s” Grant Morrison tells a story about adolescent angst and the political posturing that often comes at that age. In most children this is a healthy if somewhat cringe worthy point in development. In the case of Quentin Quire this development is derailed by a combination of Kick and his rapidly out of control mutant gift. Quentin’s politics are neither left nor right, they are vapid and void of political substance, if anything its dressed up in imagery of the left wing, from the Che Shirts to the Pink dyed hair. While Quentin’s path does mimic that of many young men who fell into the alt right, disenfranchised and angry looking for an outlet. But I don’t think that means that he needs to represent that subculture. I think that given time the character of Quentin Quire could grow and evolve out of this phase which luckily we are now seeing done masterfully in X-Force by Ben Percy, I’m excited to see how this character continues to grow up with his second chance and hope that readers open themselves up to seeing how he can grow behind his original actions in “Riot at Xavier’s”

[cosmos-soso-happeh]

"If We Stopped Time Tonight, There'd Be No Goodbye"

HENLOOOOOO, I'M COSMOCORN! XD But just call meh Cosmo! ;3 *Throws fork @ u*

☆ Q ☆ "Who tf r u?" ☆ A ☆ Glad u asked! Henlo, I'm UniCosmicCometCorn also known as Cosmocorn A L S O known as Cosmo! XD I'm just another meddling teen 2 add 2 the already giant pile of meddling teens on here XD Introductions r BORING so I'll just tell u what u need 2 know: 1. I'm a Christian, remember; If Jesus can love me even after I sunk the Titanic Had absolutely nothing to do with the sinking of the Titanic, he can love u no matter what! :D 2. RLLY a meddling teen, not 4 long but... A meddling teen nonetheless :P 3. Label me whatever u want, "scene kid", "emo kid", "goth", I rlly don't care T_T XD 4. I'm 2 random 4 my own good x_x Speaking of which, u bore me >.> *KICKS U INTO A HOLE* DIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!

☆ Q ☆ "How about the nerd shit?" ☆ A ☆ Fiiiine, we can talk about the nerd shit T.T

On the topic of fandoms; I'm quite fond of dEEZ SWEET DEALS U CAN GET 4 THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF 999.99: FNaF is like my FAVORITE THING in the... YA- O.o Springtrap is easily my fav animatronic, has been for years! XD I rlly liek Creepypasta too, my favs Ben Drowned ;3, MLP:FiM is GR8! Especially season 9! I won't spoil it tho~ ;3, Invader Zim is easily my favorite TV show, I quote Gir a bit TOO much! XD, it's not reaaaaaaaaaally a fandom but u can tell by my Tumblr username that I rlly like SoSo Happy Monster XDD

More nerd shit about me... WELL, my only three hobbies r drawing, writing, and mass consuming media 2 get more ideas of things 2 write and draw XD Maybe I'll post some of my drawings or writings here... Or... Drawings AND writings?? WHOOF- NOW T H A T ' D BE A SWEET DEAL U CAN GET 4 THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF-

Ok, ya, I know what u RLLY came 4 so- Let's just- Drop T h e H o a r d XDD

One thing u NEED 2 know about me is that I am a TOTAL music nerd, ULTRA music nerd, I CONSTANTLY reference music XDD I like a lot of bands O.o 2 many T_T Likeeeee...

Breathe Carolina! MEH FAVORITE BAND! XDD Family Force 5 Watchout! There's Ghosts Nickasaur! 3OH!3 I Set My Friends on Fire Jeffree Star I typically don't like rap, but Dot Dot Curve somehow manages 2 make it sound SOOO GOOD >o< A cup full of crunk juice will make everyone hardcore two step, hardcore two step, hardcore two steeeep~ XD Same 4 some BrokeNCYDE, I love their album "The Broken" XD Falling In Reverse Sleeping W/ Sirens Pierce The Veil Attack Attack! S3RL A good few BOTDF songs XD I don't like their pervy songs T.T But their songs like PLUR and Death To Your Heart r SOOO GOOD! XD Oh ya... Oooo *Waves hands like a ghost* I'm problematic, woooo... My Chemical Romance, who dosen't? XD Amy Can Flyyy The Medic Droid Forever The Sickest Kids The Ready Set Breathe Electric Set It Off Hellogoodbye Paramore Ghost Town (This is getting long...) Caravan Palace Avril Lavigne Your Favorite Martian Send Request Cobra Starship Hurry! Lets Go! Teen Hearts

And probably much much MUCH more I'm just 4getting XDD

Always feel free 2 recommend me moar bands 2 check out >3>

☆ Q ☆ "Well, am I allowed 2 be here or not!? Drop the DNI already, bIIIITCH-" ☆ A ☆ Well, bIIIITCH- Ya uh- *Scratches back of neck awkwardly* The thing is... *Pulls on sweaty collar* ... I don't have one... wHoOpS-

No, but srsly, I never got the idea of coming into a public platform and... Restricting public access- Eugh- >_> So I don't have one, any1 can come, even if u eat puppies! u^u (I should add though: I would encourage u 2 STOP eating puppies '>.> XD)

As 4 UR hypothetical DNI list, if ur looking through this blog 2 see if I fit it or not, let me make it easy 4 u 2 avoid heartbreak, tears, and long conversations about life on rooftops: Since the terms on a majority of DNI lists barely have meaning anymore, just assume I fit every "ist", "ism", and "phobe" you can think of (Even though I don't... Or I do, idk, no1 knows what these words mean anymore! XD) and if that bothers u then I WON'T hold u hostage this time! (I've been improving!) and u can leave, if it dosen't... Give me your hand. *Gets out ritual knife-* IT IS TIME 4 THE BLOOD PACT, BROTHA

Soooo, yee! Enjoy ur stay @ my blog, and DON'T talk 2 the clown in the corner

He's uh... O.o

He's not friendly... >.>

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[aroturtles]

OK IT WORKS!!

hii this is @arolegos !!! this is my side blog that ill mostly use to repost stuff/talk about random shit . Well sorta. i still do that on my main but not AS much just so it wont clog up 😭

and as an interim intro;

my name is leg, but feel free to call me whatever . karme is good and Kaden is mostly reserved for friends but i Will answer to any i seriously dgaf . i axrually Dont give a shit about pronouns but he/him im most used to. I dot care if you use anything else thoug . and am currently 18 years old (06' liner!) . OK with interactions from any age, just be normal s'all

currently Fuckimg normal about Ninjago and jwcc/ct . if we R talking specifics . Lloyd nya sora top 3. Ben yaz darius :3 im going to throw them in a sea of hay and watcg them escape like mice in a science experiment

my discord is arolegos if anyone wants to chat outside of tumblr (which is. Preferable. over Tumblr. the chatting system reminds me of Amino . in the Worst way Possible) ! most of my other socials are used for personal things/not too active on, so, even if you ask for em, it won't really be an efficient method of communication . if we're close enough and u ask for my priv insta, ill let u know tho

no dni ill just block u if i dont like u. like if ur a ZONIST!!!! kys ☺️, proshippers (and anti-antis), and ninjaxlloyd shippers. um and whatever else i dont like. idk.

[cricketchaology]

resident alien 2.01

- god. ben and kate u r so gross

- max grew so much between s2 & 3

- i forgot that liv & mike used to be like. semi competent. like an actual threat to exposing harry

- why are all these doctors bullying harry. how does this make sense

- i wish the lighting in this show wasn’t so. bad. said with love

- god ben. i love you so much. you’re so stupid and cringe and just like me.

- kate blood cleaning montage is so. bizarre. like girl u r so crazy

- god d’arcy is so. i don’t like the scarlet johansson knock off look she’s got going here but whatever

- ben and kate. stop. stop. please. please. i can’t do this. i’m going to throw up.

- i wish that d’arcy was on a softball team. make her be friends with more beautiful women

- giving mike random character depth is such an interesting choice. like u can do whatever it just comes out of no where

- i wish mike was a woman hating gay and this was revealing his husband died.

- mostly i just wish there were more gay ppl on this show

- i don’t wanna see ben and kate’s kinky sex montage!!! no thank you!!! *sadly writes this all down for my character study notes*

- i love dan. so much. he’s so sweet and loving. god.

- d’arcy and asta bike riding togetherrrr !!!!!!

- #42 being so much more like. socially aware than harry is so funny

[bullshit-bulltrue]

*cracks knuckles* i have bruises on my hands™️ so i'm writing most of it in a non-paragraph format if that makes sense?? and yeah here we go:

*walks to lunch with lanie* so we're headed to the mess hall and it's hotter than balls outside especially since i'm wearing long sleeve and pants but idc bc i wasn't sweating so it wasn't that bad and out of nowhere delaney comes and starts tryna talk to me but i can't hear bc earbuds. since i'm listening to music i can barely hear her and idc enough abt her to take 'em out and since i can't fucking hear i don't pay attention to me stumbling bc i thought i stepped on my laces but it turns out the fucking ginger shit tried tripping me. and then here we go bc too many words not enough knuckle juice to type a lot:

*ryder appears*

me: oh hey

delaney: you're just gonna let him trip you?

me, turned to ryder: you tried tripping me? ugh you ginger

*ryder, laughing*

*ignores him and actually starts listening to delaney*

*ryder actually trips me and i drop my water bottle*

he sees me give the most deathy death glare known to man and tries to gun it, but i chase him + hit him with my water bottle. said water bottle now has battle scars. rip. (just a lil chip in it, I'm being dramatic lol)

delaney: ryder! you're just gonna let her hit you?!

ryder + me at the same time: we're even

ryder: well i only tripped her once and she hit me like- multiple times

me: but you snuck up on me sooo we're even

*he nods*

*walks into mess hall and sits with him while lanie gets in line for food*

ryder: ben's not here today

me: yeah i know

ryder: he- you have his number?

me: no but-

ryder: *doesn't believe me when i said no and is still smirking bc ig remembering information abt friends is sus or smth whatever*

ryder: do you *want* his number?

me: no. as i was saying, i knew he wasn't gonna show up because i didn't see him outside the doors, or at breakfast. and typically he waves at me when he passes me in the hallway.

me: and even if i did want his number, my parents would flip lol

ryder: why?

me: because he's a guy

me: they're homophobic

ryder: so? say he's gay

ryder: FR??? well say he's a girl

me: and what would i put for his contact name? britney?? *laughing*

ryder, after thinking for a solid minute: benadryl!

*both laughing*

me: well what if my mom asks me to point out "benadryl" at school one day?

ryder: i'll grow my hair!

*both laughing even harder*

and then after a while jaylen, and this rocker guy sit down with us

and jaylen asks me to rate the rocker

me and lanie exchanged our pinterests !!

like dude

then

anddddd then

outta NOWHERE

BAM

carrot to the face.

it was some random kid. so ofc I throw it back and say "hey!"

not even a minute later this lady kicks me and ryder out of our seats to sit by ourselves but then me and lanie were like um no and ended up sitting near each other again and look through my fav pinterest board of mine <3

but that lady seriously tried to say "no! she needs to be by herself! that was tOtAlLy UnExuSable. ugh kids" like it's not that deep and if you cant stand children that much you shouldve picked a different career path

there were more details but eh

@dizzeners tagging u bc i saw the comment u left <3

okay at like 10pm someone remind me to tell u abt the whole lunch ordeal

[electraslight]

I care about ur Bevin headcannon I would love to hear

YES i finally get to yell abt these two, its my fav ship in the series idk why people arent more into it. Fanart is supplied as usual and i have some evidence-ey screenshots under the cut, mostly bc i want to share them w SOMEONE other than my friend blue. Enjoy my ramblings

-kevin is dating both ben and gwen, gwen and his relationship being a lot more outward and public and ben a more private relationship, they only ever kiss or hold hands when its just the two of them or (rarely) when gwen is around, partially bc of bens fame and his own hangups about liking men and partially bc when they are romantic they r extremely vulnerable with each other and thats the sort of thing they wouldnt want anyone else to see.

-(quoting from a discord dm w my friend) ben and kevin violence is something that if u saw it in a painting or a movie it would be rly profound and aweinspiring. in real life its also the same, but it feels so much like intruding when ur actually watchingbc kevin and ben have all their emotions about each other in v short bursts, theyll bottle them up 4 an extended period of time and then have som e massive cataclysmic event when it bubbles to the surface. there r literally no continual emotional moments between them like kevin and gwen who have contunious small emotions abt each other, kevin and ben will hang out 4 months at a time and then one day just start hitting each other, which is in a way a part of the romance

-in omniverse theres a scene where its shown that 12 year old kevin is in possession of a photo of ben that is suspiciously well worn, it has rips and stains and has been crumpled up and refolded a couple times. I like to think he kept that photo, whether to use as a beacon of hate or chew on and cry who knows. 

-ben and kevin dont give a shit about what form the other takes, the only time ben has ever blushed about a guy is when mutant kevin grabbed him in the rooters arc and kevin is around alien versions of ben every day and doesnt bat an eye. This is why i think that once kevin and ben get together kevin makes a game about kissing all of his aliens (indiscriminatley. Even if they dont have mouths) he makes a scoring system and writes reviews on how good the experience was in glitter gel pen and makes a ranking list of his favorites. Stinkfly sweeps the vote, shocking everybody. Ben would rank kissing kevins mutations but only 2 out of 5 would even consider it before turning him into pink mist so he just sticks with what he knows.

- ben and kevin get married when theyre older and gwen stays in girlfriend status (mostly bc she knows that ben has a much shorter lifespan than her and kevin and she wants to give him the happiest time she can while hes still there) and they all live in a mansion the size of the white house. Kai comes by once a month to keep kenny happy (he still thinks shes his bio mom even after theyve told him multiple times she was just a donor. Gwen says he gets his delusions from ben). Ben and kevin like to sit on the 500 foot long porch and throw rocks at passerby and snuggle. Kevin is so happy he giggles mindlessly to himself in public, scaring strangers. He tries to get them to look at pictures of his family but this only further creeps them out.

-kevin finds the most random shit ben does extremely charming. hed look at him picking his boogers and eating them and he thinks in his head i need this guy so much. ben finishes a rubix cube not even very fast and kevins like wow. cool. do you like emos.ben is charmed by kevin in the same way. he sees kevin use the toilet brush to scratch an itch on his back and hes like fuck oh fuck oh fuck

I have more i prommy i just cant think of them rn, i will make more if im able. 4 now please have my collection of bevin screenshots under the cut. Spread the word my disciples. fair warning there are a lot

[crushedsweets]

what is jack and toby's relationship like?

oohh ive covered this a few times. i love them.

this post i did on their relationship basically sums it up !! ill do more under the cut

jack helps the proxies so that slenderman lets him stay in the forest as refuge. he doesn't like toby at first, seeing him as too violent, too aggressive, viewing himself even in his monstrous form as more human than toby - which is true, in a sense . toby kills for slenderman. he wouldn't be killing people if not for that, BUT he absolutely finds release in it - he makes a game out of it, he detaches himself from the victims and reflects all he wanted to do to his dad onto them. sometimes he catches himself saying exact phrases his dad screamed back onto them. bro probably called his victims 'npcs' at some point LOLLLL

and jack RARELY EVER does his own killing. he gets a lot of his bodies as a dark web human remains disposer(cuz he gets paid for it too), or from jeff. and it took a while for him to be able to stomach the shit he has to do to survive, so it's rough for him.

jack hates it, jack hates what toby does, but he can see so much in toby that goes beyond that and it fucking sucks and it hurts and jacks prob cried FOR toby before. not in front of him, but anytime jacks confronting his own mortality and humanity, toby is one of the first people that comes to mind each time, and he wants to throw up thinking about it. only nina can rival how emotional jack is LOL

it's kinda weird for toby the way jack treats him - sometimes he gets mad and accuses him of treating toby like some research paper in a book, because he knew jack had a decently privileged upbringing in comparison to himself, and hates the supiroirty complex. jack asks too many questions and is always just trying to grasp whats going on in tobys brain and its fucking infuritating for toby.

but jacks just always fucking there. jack is easily the most present person, always easy to find, usually calm. tim/brian are rarely around, kate is unsettling and hiding away half the time, jeffs a dick, bens unreliable, ninas in love with jeff and has a life seperate from the creeps. even natalie has long periods of time where she just cannot get herself to confront toby because she has her own issues and is struggling to even maintain her job as a waitress. she can't be there half the time.

but jacks never gone. jack rarely tells him to get the fuck out. jacks so welcoming, even if he's an annoying uptight prick who thinks he's better than everyone - and half the time, toby knows jack is. he knows jacks better than everyone else around him and it sucks fucking ASSSSSS being around someone like him, but its also something toby needs really bad

after a year or so of knowing toby jack would be able to comfortably say he loves him, whether its as a friend or a brother or whatever the fuck sort of fucked up shit is going on in these freaks heads . again, jack is INCREDIBLY FUCKING HUMAN hes emotional he loves so hard he hates himself he wants people he wants connection he feels so alone he wants everyone to be there he wants his mom he wants his siblings he wants to read he wants to walk around he wants to cook he wants to breath in fresh air. and toby really does put in some work for that. maybe not correctly, honestly he might fuck it up more often than he gets it right, but who the fuck else is gonna invite jack to go swimming on a random summer night ? how badly he wish he could see tobys face when toby asks to hang out

also this one shot from necroromantics if ur looking for good jack toby content . sorry for stealing tomb. u just get them so much . also sort of in the same vein of this drawing i did ... jack was full of life and empathy and love and joy for so long....... doesn't understand how toby never had any to begin with.

[valleyfae]

thinking about him. boyfriend's older brother who is a rockstar? forced breeding and lots of finger sucking and he LOVES humiliating. forced ball worship. spanks you with his drumsticks. bending you over any surface and humping you like a freak. he is very vocal very loud and into hair pulling both ways. love u x

also im loving the blog name

Thank you bub :( love you and am sending you many hugs

Oh gosh… rockstar!Bucky has me in a choke hold 24/7!!!!! Shy and quiet but secretly reads dark mafia pure smut books and fantasizes about getting aggressively gang-banged reader

I wasn’t planning for this to be a 1.1k word very slutty blurb-ish rant. What am I kidding, you can send me ‘dad’ and I’d flip out (I didn’t even re-read my sentences)

Feeling pressured to get into a relationship because all of your friends are in one. It’s not that you are 100% opposed to finding a hookup or even an exclusive relationship, but according to your friends, you “never spoke” and “shut down every single person who made a move or flirted in the slightest.”

Spring exams are over, and holiday around the corner, so you don’t have any convincing excuses to not go out with your friends.

Giving up, you hook up with the most annoying, vanilla, mundane personality of a tree stump, fratboy douche bag. You pray it doesn’t turn into something serious. Still, you don’t have the guts to decline when he invites you to his house for break, mainly because a couple of his friends will be staying over as well. He, as usual, gaslights you until you’re hiding in one of the bathrooms in his house, vigorously texting your best friend that you want to leave while your shitty boyfriend, who constantly cheats on you, and his friends get drunk downstairs.

He can’t stand his older brother. Partially because he is forty times more attractive than he is and also his thriving career as a drummer. As a teenager, he would make fun of his brother for how he dresses, listening to Deftones, Sonic Youth, and even fucking Nirvana, and mostly because he plays the drums and started a band with three of his friends. But now, he just shuts his mouth when around Bucky.

Walking downstairs, you think about walking out without collecting any of your things or saying a word.

“Come on, let’s just go. You said you wanted to go. It doesn’t matter if your brother’s playing there. He’s not going to be staying at your house anyways.”

Standing in the crowd, you’ve been left in a while your “boyfriend” and his friends do God knows what.

Yes, the other band members are hot, and there’s no doubt you’d let them use you like a worthless sex doll, but the tattoos, his shirt around his neck that exposes his perfect body, every single thing about him.

After their final song, you don’t move, just stand there, staring at Ben? Bucky? Brody? You can’t even remember his name, so infatuated by the perfectly sculpted man or maybe because your boyfriend who’s making out with a random girl refuses to talk about him.

“You doing okay there?” Bucky chuckles, bending down a bit to snap you out of your dreamy state. “Y/n, right? It’s Bucky, (I’m not putting a name because I can) ‘s older brother.”

IVE NEVER ONCE USED Y/N AND IM CRINGING AND THROWING UP

Fuck this I’m not trying in the slightest anymore and will rant and puke words elkjskska…

He brings you backstage to the private room he used to get ready. You’re hesitant but can’t resist. You sit on the couch awkwardly watching him as he wipes, then throws his sweaty black wife-beater on the table and lights a pre-roll. Bucky offers you his joint and smugly chuckles when you stumble to respond. “We got an innocent little one, now do we, bunny.” He starts conversation, but you can only respond with a nod and the occasional flustered hum. His eyes drop as you squirm in your seat and adjust your dress. “Not so innocent, huh? Flustered and humping the air like a needy slut” Bucky grins, gripping your thigh and slowly inching his hand past the hem of your dress…

Now for the said kinks >_<

Humiliation

Pulling up your dress and forcing your legs open, sliding his thick fingers through your folds, mocking you and collecting your wetness with his fingers. Rubbing your clit torturously slow, his pressure so light, but he can still feel the throbbing and heat radiating from your cunt, he brings his other hand to your face, fingers digging into your skin, and he forces your jaw to drop. Drool accumulates in your mouth; Bucky shoves his slick-covered digits down your throat. “Aw, you gonna be my dumb little whore? Want me to fuck you so bad, don’t you, bunny?” he slaps your face, nonchalantly gets up, and relights his joint. He sits not too far away from you on the couch. His thighs spread because MANSPREAD BUCKY I WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK. His bulge is prominent, straining his black pants as he inhales the smoke. You wait for him to speak, just breathing heavily and rubbing your thighs together. Finally, he makes you strip and curses under his breath, palming himself over his jeans.

DONT LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW IM HAVING A MOMENT… “Grab that pillow for me. Go on.” Bucky chuckles when you go and hand the pillow to him. “Always so clueless, huh? Haven’t been used before, is that right?” You respond with an embarrassed nod. “Well, then I know my needy little bunny will do just fine,” Bucky instructs you to sit back down on the couch but tells you to place the decorative pillow directly under you. “Don’t act dumb. Hump that pillow like you do after faking your orgasm. Hump that pillow like you do while thinking about getting fucked into oblivion, getting slapped and thrown around, go on.”

Hair pulling

Bucky is a sadist but has a little masochism in him as well. He gets so turned from your crying, tugging his hair from overstimulation as he slams into your cervix. The intoxicating pain from your nails digging into his skin or bitting his shoulder ensures him that he’s achieving his goal; to make you insane in the best way.

As much as he loves hearing your helpless whimper as you pull on his hair, he, even more, loves to clutch your hair as he roughly fucks your throat. Tears, makeup, and spit painted all over your face as he slams you down his cock with the grip on your hair.

What a perfect segue into ball worship and the good old faithful spit kink and maybe some rimming

Everything is messy. Spit, cum, tears, maybe even special water from his special water gun

He loves the spit that drips down your chest when you give him head. He loves the spit so much that he can’t contain himself and has to spit on your face and call you a “stupid little slut” and a “worthless messy whore”

What pushes Bucks over the edge is when you suck on his balls, innocently looking up at him as he holds your face down against him.

“Have you ever eaten ass before, bunny?”

Thrusting his hips and rocking against your face. He just can’t help but cum all over his chest and make you lick it up after tongue fucking his ass and sucking on his balls.

I could go on forever… breeding, spanking, voyeurism/exhibitionism, threesomes/foursomes, etc

Another I love you because I can <3 take care and don’t be mean to yourself you are the sweetest little angel ever <33