#[strumpet]

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Desperate times call for desperate dancing. Where's the pole? 😳

[princess-kittykat-blog]

The knight at medieval times threw me a flower

[goodgrammaritan]

"But do not become a strumpet like Mrs. Ogg," said Miss Treason.

"I'm not very musical," said Tiffany.

...

Tiffany had looked up "strumpet" in the Unexpurgated Dictionary, and found it meant "a woman who is no better than she should be" and "a lady of easy virtue." This, she decided after some working out, meant that Mrs. Gytha Ogg, known as Nanny, was a very respectable person. She found virtue easy, for one thing. And if she was no better than she should be, then she was just as good as she ought to be.

Wintersmith by Terry Pratchett

[maddaddist]

Strumpet (2001)

[fieriframes]

[LOOSEN 'EM UP A LITTLE BIT, AND LET HER GO. STRUMPET __ AND __ ___. LITTLE TARTAR SAUCE. FULL BELLY AND ALL.]

[copcomco]

Here's some of the latest FROM THE ARCHIVES

Most are ONE COPY ONLY!

FROM THE ARCHIVES

[thewasteland2]

PURGATORY (strumpet)

Questa “comedia” termina con il Purgatorio, è una “mondana” comedia, inizia dal bello, continua con momenti no e si infrange nel palliativo. Il riferimento alla “divina” è solo nominale. Non c’è alcun Virgilio e l’eventuale Beatrice (Ginevra) è ora solo un pensiero inespresso, relegato agli altri due momenti, e questo conclusivo, ma sostanzialmente di mezzo, si frappone tra sofferenza acuta e…

[fauvester]

outfit swap 😈😈

[ffishstickks]

Hi everyone!

Interested? Click HERE

I've been working really hard with @jd4564 to have this finished for everyone! This also includes plenty of bug fixes, as well as specialty outfits for if you also own Lover's Trophy as well!

Interested in Lover's Trophy? Click HERE

Thank you all so much for your patience and support. You're all lovely, have an amazing day!

[alexshenry]

henry's favourite boys 💙

[wildsaltair]

I would rise from the dead, dig my way out of a grave, and travel for decades over miles of earth and sea to get to this man

(I think I might have screencapped these from @losthavenmine’s amazing gifs awhile back, but lmk if I am incorrect because I can’t remember)

[thescholarlystrumpet]

Good Omens Fic Master Post

Smut fic

Multi-chap

For Loving One rated explicit Father Fell x Crowley Human AU in WW2. Slow Burn. Complete.

Are You Lonely Just Like Me? rated explicit Silver Screen Bang - Pretty Woman AU. Complete w happy ending!

The Prince and The Naga rated explicit Fairy Tale Bang. Heroics, romance, and tender monsterfuckinglovin'

Like one of your French Girls rated explicit Aziraphale gets inspired by the Titanic film. Crowley models ;)

To Err is Human Rated Explicit. Memory Loss AU, Aziraphale was never invited to Heaven. Slightly slow burn, Mutual Pining, Smut with Feels. Complete.

Lending a Hand Rated Explicit First GO smut fic, post S1, 3 short chapters, Complete A Demon lends a hand to his aroused confused Angel.

One-shots

Like Magic rated explicit Theatre Bang with art! Magic show plans go awry in a sexy way ;)

Double-booked rated explicit Reverse Omens Human AU - Rival Musicians

Almost lost, Always found rated explicit 1941 "missing scene" fluffy smut

Not Just Watching Anymore rated explicit Buffy X-over, M/M/M threesome with Giles. Sex Pollen + Consent

Softer than Rainfall at Twilight rated explicit An angel keeping his demon warm in just one bed.

Silence is Golden rated explicit Smutty Angst follow up to The Rest is Silence

Eye Contact rated explicit "Look away and I’ll stop.” Dom Crowley

The Tension and the Spark rated explicit “I think I like hearing you beg me.” Dom Azi

In Perfect Unity rated explicit Double priest porn, PWP with feels.

The Rest is Silence Rated explicit Porn with Feels for the Smut War. They're Not Talking.

There's A First Time for Everything Rated Mature One-shot (with potential for more encapsulated stories to follow) about "Firsts" between Crowley and Aziraphale. Tickling, humor, fluff.

Chromatic Carnality Rated Mature Poetic prose: An Angel trembles before a kneeling supplicant and it is perfectly perverse. 

** Non-smut

When Making Plans with Witches (always read the fine print) rated M Streek Week 2024 cracky ficlet inspired by Gleafer's coven!

My Own Secret Garden Rated T Nonbinary Crowley getting a tat from a tempting Aziraphale Trans Omens min-bang fic 2024

I have brought her laughing (to my quietly dreaming garden) Rated T Fem Azicrow, Prohibition Speak Easy, Drug Use, PINING. Art collab with the incomparable @quona

Wounds Unseen Rated T Inspired by Zoeytime’s comic, an Angsty Aftercare ficlet

A smidge of celestial, a pinch of occult rated T Collection of Drabbles (each 100 words exactly) ranging from humor to angst to suggestive.

What I Am Rated T Post S2 Crowley POV ficlet, meta as inner monologue (3rd person)

To Know a Black Sheep Rated T published first draft of a Priest AU (am doing a whole new idea as a long smutty fic)

Linguistic Evolution - Rated G First fic I ever wrote for GO: Funny and fluffy one shot.

I also run the 18+ discord with the Masters of Sex streams and NSFW Sims channel. Link by request :)

[eternal--returned]

With white frost gone And all green dreams not worth much, After a lean day's work Time comes round for that foul slut: Mere bruit of her takes our street Until every man, Red, pale or dark, Veers to her slouch.

Mark, I cry, that mouth Made to do violence on, That seamed face Askew with blotch, dint, scar Struck by each dour year. Walks there not some such one man As can spare breath To patch with brand of love this rank grimace Which out from black tarn, ditch and cup Into my most chaste own eyes Looks up.

Sylvia Plath ֍ Strumpet Song (1956)

[yeetlegay]