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[ozzgin]

Dumbass!Reader who is the classic protagonist of a mystery/action setting, except they're painfully average and not exactly the brightest. How did they end up as the head of Police? No one knows.

Another layer of irony: everyone is inexplicably infatuated with them.

You burst through the door, throwing your coat off and grabbing the cup of coffee from your assistant. A few employees scramble out of your way as you reach the grand table.

"Is this what we have so far?" you ask somberly, spreading out the sheets of paper.

"Yes, Sir/Ma'am. All the data is here," one officer confirms, a bead of sweat sliding down his temple.

Your brows furrow in concentration. The clock ticks, and the room is quiet - save for your prolonged slurps of coffee.

"You got any pie charts instead?" you look up with pursed lips. "Piss if I know what these numbers mean. Make sure they're color-coded."

One woman begins to fan herself.

"God, they're so hot when they're mathematically illiterate like that."

[kisses-in-the-void]

I need more hetero ships where the guy doesn’t like the woman at first—including her appearance—and it’s not the usual ‘ugh, she’s so hot, why does she have to be such a bitch?’ situation. I mean genuine initial rejection. But over time, as he gets to know her and starts to admire her personality, he slowly begins to see her as beautiful too.

Because for me, that’s what real love is—based not on physical attraction, but on being drawn to the soul inside. And when you love that person’s soul, their body starts to look beautiful too. Because beauty is always in the eye of the beholder.

So far, though, I can only think of one couple like that: Jaime and Brienne.

And when I say "hetero couples", it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t love to see that dynamic in queer ships too. But I feel like this idea is so deeply ingrained in most straight ships, and in how the majority of people expect them to be portrayed—that a man should ALWAYS be physically and sexually attracted to a woman first and foremost. It’s acceptable if he can’t stand her personality, but the desire has to be there from the very first minute they meet.

[ohsalome]

(please don't take it as a dig at all #notallwesterners, but just as silly fun and illustration how some people can be stupid regradless of where they're from)

People from other countries also have amazing stories to tell:

[raindropren]

I really like the idea that in session one, as certain people got smaller and bigger, that they also change in looks.

the first example would be Pearl and Mumbo, I have Pearl as a Moth and Mumbo(Still in concept mostly) is some sort of bug. As they get smaller they get more and more bug-like. their eyes change and they get alittle fuzzy, i don't know right now what Mumbo is, but for Pearl, her wings are bigger than her body despite her being smaller then normal. however as they get bigger, i don't exactly know what would happen.

the second example is Gem and Ren! Gem in my AU is a semi-shifter, aka she can change her hybrid type because of logic i'm to lazy to explain rn. either way, She's normally a dear, and her main skin for me, has always been a deer. tho she's very much more human looking then most semi-shifters, as she gets smaller her antlers, ears, tail, and legs look more like those tiny mouse deers(I think, they are called Pudu's, i also think they have sharper then normal teeth so thats funny, might be wrong tho). When she gets bigger it's a elk? could be moose, but, i am biased so it's elk. For Ren, since he's just, general brown dog, in the AU. As he gets smaller his ears, tail, legs(kinda) and general other non-human lookin bits looks closer to Chihuahua then stereotypical dog, and as he gets bigger his bits(idk how else to call them) look more like,,, um,, big dog breed,,,, Great Dane or Mastiff could work but Leonberger's are the fluffiest looking i see on the, biggest dog breed list, lol. Rendog's always been kinda fluffy to me,, so :3 yee.

either way, the first example is, hybrid looks are enhanced to be more like the animal they are the technical hybrid of, if the animal is alot smaller then them, then it's when small, if the animal is bigger(or maybe the same size even) then it's when big. The second example is the species or breed of the animal part changing to a different, smaller or bigger one.

I think some of the players don't change at all, outfits do to fit the, small, big, look, but in general, looks don't.

I don't know exactly who would be which but I like the headcanon alot so it is in my AU xD

[strix-and-stones]

If the dates moved a bit and tomorrow was 9/11 instead of 9/12 then I bet there would be a ton of memes like "A second Archivist has hit the OIAR" or "A second Jonny has hit the Magnus Fandom" or something else about the season finale

[bonefanatic]

wip i'll probably never finish bc i forgot what i was doing with it

Clark Kent, who catches it bad one day.

You've been best friends with him since elementary school, just the two of you against the world. So, sleepovers weren't out of the ordinary for the two of you.

You're sprawled out on his couch, drool pooling on the cushion beneath you. Your legs are draped over his lap, one arm thrown over your eyes and the other dangling off the edge of the couch.

He find himself adjusting your jumper where it rides you, covering your midriff and patting your hip softly.

He lets his hand rest there a moment. He tells himself it's because your pajama pants are soft. It is a ridiculously soft pair, but he knew that because his legs are clad in a matchinh pair.

The thought brings a flush to his cheeks, but he likes the way you feel against him. Your body fits so well against him, always had.

In moments like these, he's convinced he was made for you. He's always been a freak, never really understood what or why he was.

But you said he was perfect, and he believed you.

He doesn't realize he's been playing with your hand until you intertwine your fingers with his and crack your eyes open. When had you stopped snoring?

His eyes soften and an even dopier smile crawls up his face.

"Good morning", He speaks quietly as you blink the sleep out of your eyes.

"Mornin', angel..", you grumble as you sit up.

[libraryoffangirl]

Izzy Hands Calico Jack and Steak Knife (?) have loud gay ghost sex in Stede and Ed's inn just to fuck with them and the guests

[jellyfishmoon72]

Three's a crowd.

[fadelbison]

part 2 of FK boudoir photoshoot fic: my boyfriend, my boyfriend-in-law and I

[not-ready-for-gaster]

tumblr in a nutshell

[impossiblyizzy]

okay reasons you should watch Trying (apple tv) (2020-present?)

it's a story about adoption that is extremely cute but maintains some nuance

Nickie and Jason are THE BEST m/f couple on tv (sorry peraltiago)

full of scenic shots of london that will make you want to run to camden and get some street food (I recomend the plantain chips)

full of families and friends who are weird and difficult but so loving

there's a scene where Jason pretends to be a zoo employee because one of the kids wants to see the penguins being fed

a side character starts a group called Arseholes Anonymous but everyone quits because they're arseholes

one of the kids' comfort item is a lamp and everyone takes it completely seriously

please watch this show it’s so fucking funny

[probablygayattorneys]

Finally

After years of searching

We finally found it

The Nintendo switch…. Blade

[thewormdraws]

Drawing idea that's been in my head for a while

Here's an alternate version where I messed around with the colors a little

[eyeaart]

A comic, about traditions and changes

[dealmxkerofgold]

I've given it some thought... a lot of thought, actually... and I think I'm gonna reject the idea of Rumple becoming the Dark One again in S5 when it comes to my blog canon.

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So, in my blog canon, when Rumple is freed of the Dark Curse at the end of S4 he believes himself to be human again, until in a dangerous situation - the scene that plays in my mind is him and Belle hiding in the backroom from Merida, but that could be changed - he throws his hand out on instinct to shield himself and Belle / Henry / whoever he's with if we change the situation, not thinking about not having magic anymore, only feeling the enormous need to protect... and Merida or whoever is threatening them is thrown back by a blast of light.

And thus Rumple finds out he still has magic - 300+ years of studying and practicing magic don't just disappear, after all, and there are examples of witches / wizards that learnt to do magic.

Whether it's light magic, he's not sure. Doesn't quite like the idea and the obligations that come with it of himself all of a sudden being called a light wizard or a hero or something, so he prefers to call it neutral magic, or just magic.

But one thing is certain - it's not dark magic anymore.

The Darkness left, and Rumplestiltskin remained, but who he is now is for him to discover ( hopefully with support of his family and friends ).

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TL;DR: my Rumple never became the Dark One again after the Curse was purged from him at the end of S4 but he does have magic and from S5 onward is in the process of rediscovering himself, much like Regina is after S2;

hopefully, at this point he is definitely close with and is considered a member of the Charming-Mills-Swan-Gold clan, but ideally I would love to think / write of him growing closer with them since Neverland, as that would be a logical continuation of his redemption arc

[moremysteriesthantragedies]

Being Evil Is Hard

Each gif contains white text rolling onto a black backdrop.

Gif 1: Being evil is very hard. You must recognize that some evil will be stronger than your own. And when a hero comes along, you must submit.

Gif 2: You can not escape the evil. The sin is a part of your body, and will be nurtured and blossomed from within it.”

Gif 3: You will find your body rejecting all manner of things. Some of these things include goodness, hope, and purity. You may find yourself having physical symptoms from over exposure, such as itchy skin or bodily pain.

Gif 4: But being evil isn’t so bad. Being evil means you have power and can participate in things polite society would usually frown upon without guilt.

Gif 5: So just remember to enjoy being evil, for you will continue to be evil from this day forward until the rest of your life. Don’t fight it, and let the darkness consume you for a healthy and fulfilled life.

Gif 6: Doesn’t that feel nice?

Taglist: @verba-writing, @perasperaadastrawriting, @profoundlyhauntedclaws