#[excuse him]

[kedamo-nogetoffthetable]

(little warning for a suggestive joke)

[asknikaschwarz]

Greetings Nika😃

He has never pulled his pistol from the holster faster in response. Self-defense after all.

"𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠."

[dragmirc]

"You never asked for it, but I am giving you my two cents anyway.

"You are all degenerates."

He considers this 'advice' an act of his good faith before digging nearby into the stack of old dusty scrolls again.

[just-ask-finn]

is Fern in the AU?

“uhm, what do you think?”

[avastyetwats]

Do I need to baby you? (from my Izzy to Stede)

Startled by Izzy's voice, the Captain jumps and is quick to hide his right hand behind his back, his sword falling from his lap and onto the floor. "Baby me? What?" He questions with a laugh, a nervous one, failing miserably at acting as though he didn't just cut his hand trying to clean and shine his blade. Blood oozed from his fresh wound, dripping onto the floor behind him, trying desperately to apply pressure by closing and clenching his fist, but it only made it sting more. "No. Why would you suggest that, Izzy?" He feigns innocence with a forced smile, feeling rather embarrassed that he'd somehow managed to slice his hand while cleaning his blade... but this was Stede Bonnet, after all. He could accomplish the toughest of tasks and prove himself in a battle against many, only to injure himself doing something so simple... and attempt to hide it while making it so obvious.

[puppppppppy]

abogagos……..

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Springtrap's first night in Dead by daylight..

[ilions-end]

i've noticed just how often achilles' dragging of hector's corpse is framed mostly as an act of extreme disrespect, or only some brutal show of triumph. personally i think that's underselling both achilles' intention and what the trojans must be thinking as they watch it happen.

hector's corpse is divinely protected so it can't be damaged by the greeks after death; all that effectively happens in the iliad is that his body gets dirty. but under normal circumstances (and i'm not gonna impose realism on mythology, but the iliad is famously detailed when it comes to bodily trauma), the physical reality of dragging a corpse along stony ground for miles would be severe disfigurement and dismemberment. first the skin would wear off, then soft tissues, then extremities would start to detach. i think the iliad's original audience would be aware of that as an intended outcome.

achilles (who doesn't yet know that hector's body has been granted divine stasis) doesn't just want to parade his enemy's corpse around, he wants to tear it apart ("i only wish that this fury inside my heart would drive me to carve you to pieces and eat your flesh raw..."), he wants it to not resemble a human anymore. he wants hector's blood and flesh to circle the city of troy. he wants to make it impossible for hector's family to gather the pieces of him to cremate and that way hector's spirit won't find passage into the underworld. that's what the gods are preventing from happening, they're not just keeping the corpse pretty for priam to pick up later.

[zorangezest]

give us a smile, everyone!

[the-delightful-temptation]

"It's okay just watching too. Sinday can be appreciated like that."

[yuzuuu4]

(post 2.1 quest) unexpected

[catsharky]

This is the last of the redraws I really wanted to do, but I had so much fun with these that I'm gonna be keeping an eye out for more

Also a bonus:

Original image under the cut:

The original post

And the meme that inspired this and that I yoinked the text from:

[biisutoarm]

@lorefated asked: “ i can look after myself, you know. but… i do appreciate you stepping in back there. you saved my life. “

For him, it's all in the day's work. A big lug like himself's mostly good for taking hits, if not for slugging it out. The direct opposite of her. In fact, "Heh. Don't need ta brag! Levy's really small but I know ya can handle yerself. Yer a Man when it counts!!" There may have been a small jab there, pardon the pun. "Any closer than that and ya might've lost an arm."

[feligayzed]

fuck that blacksite noise, it's party time!!

[trash-baggins]

Pre time-skip “no Marimo, we aren’t going to talk about that, ever.”

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike fights Moon at the Pizzaplex..