#[every time]

[blessedanddedicated]

Literally be out in like 5

[sira0909]

"im doing numbers on tumblr. and the number? 4" <- 400k notes

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[pronounced-like-the-drink]

season 1: I'm Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of Magnus Institute, London. My professional opinion is that this is all horseshit and everyone that isn't me needs psychiatric help. Statement ends.

season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.

season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.

season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.

season 5: Either Jonah Magnus tells us where he took all the good cows, or my boyfriend and I bash his head in with a lead crowbar. It's his choice.

[guardian-angel12]

Running over to tumble when ao3 is down like

[airlocksandaviaries]

Where I’m at currently

[t4tmoogirl]

>talking to cute girl >she sounds cute >she does cute things >she insists she is not cute >over and over she stresses that she is actually ugly >she finally sends a selfie >look inside >stunningly beautiful woman

[spaghettioverdose]

[ post comparing a country that hasn't gone to war in 40 years, is leading in green energy, has been building infrastructure in the global south and given interest free loans (which are often forgiven) to some of the most impoverished countries on earth etc. to a country that has been at war for its entire existence and has been doing nothing but plundering other countries' economy ]

guy who is from the country that has been at war for its entire existence: damn it really sucks that both countries are shit. and like the same. they have the same problems. it sucks how similar they are. damn it sucks for the people of both countries that the countries are like that. cause they're the same.

[canisalbus]

Hey :3 I present my headcanon for Machete

He's a gay that wears sweaters anytime it's cool enough (I'm projecting, I also do this)

Anyway, I hope you have a great day/night! I live your art, and Machete and Vasco are constantly in the back of my mind.

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[transgenderchainsawman]

“Wow this is such a beautiful piece of writing, the care that’s been put into this- wait this is a destiel post.”

[frownyalfred]

Every time I read a “Justice League meets their evil counterparts from another universe” fic and it’s Clark, Diana and everyone else fighting their evil doppelgängers while the Batmans just…talk? I eat that shit up every time. Even if they do end up fighting, those Bruces always gotta sit down and hash it out first, maybe nerd out a little bit. You know, normal things to do with your evil twin from another universe.

[buckslasagna]

Buddie in S05 E09 - Past is Prologue

[dickgreyson]

Roy whenever he’s having a nice time: wow I wish I could share this with dick

[kokodebear]

the teehee the heehee. he’s fun to drawww

kiss his flat face 🫵

[classycookiexo]