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Okay but hear me out, both Durge and Gortash looking at their first heist together as a test.
They have things to steal and messages to send, sure, but more than that, they’re testing each other.
Can the brute think - can the politician fight?
And at some point, they notice that the other is watching them and likely has been the entire time - and that in itself is a point earned
#listen I think about earlier durgetash things a lot djdjdjdj#like gortash always keeping Durge somewhere in his line of sight because he’s not looking to get murdered- and Durge briefly admiring that#(bonus points for the first time Gortash doesn’t do that and Durge clocks it- also also bonus points for Durge and Gortash knowing full well#that they could kill him whether or not he sees it coming)#anyways all of this is to say that while Vat’il was curious about the proposed alliance heist he was planning on murdering Gortash after/at#it- and then found himself feeling impressed by how resourceful and quick(also destructive) Gortash was#and then god conviently said to go make an alliance#bg3#baldurs gate 3#durge#enver gortash#durgetash
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You ever think about how Mihawk definitely does not hear his name alot?
Like there are probably only 2 people in the entire world that consistently refer to him by name. To the rest of the world he’s just an epithet. He might as well have no real name for as little as he hears it.
He’ll hear it at introductions always preface by his epithet, he’ll see it in the bounty posters and notice it in the history books. But barely anyone will ever calm him that. Just a pink headed ghost girl and the red headed half of the most complicated situationship panning 20 years.
You ever think about how Shanks probably has a thousand and one nicknames for Mihawk he cycles through at a whim but maybe Mihawk’s favorite will always be the soft way in which Shanks calls out his given name like that’s all there is too it like there’s a Mihawk that exists all on its own. No matter the situation Shanks calls him Mihawk and he has his full attention
#man has no friends other than his boyfriends and kids. claims to be etremely happy. more at six#been listening to First time by Hozier and that is so them honestly#you ever think about how pink is a kinda a lighter shade of red and green is a complimentary color to red#because I just did#this works for zoro and Luffy red and green they are literally complimentary colors they compliment each other#but the fact that mihawk also got pink and green as his familiar counterparts two colors associated with red is kinda crazy not gonna lie#it also probably doesn’t mean anything but it tickles my brain#also the only reason Zoro isn’t counted is because he’s a rude troll who I don’t think has refers to Mihawk by anything other than that guy#so when push comes to shove and he actually has to adress him he probably calls him hawk eyes#Perona I don’t think I’ve ever heard her say it but I can’t imagine her calling him anything else when it’s not an insult#but yeah First Time by hozier fucking with my head might fuck around do a lyric association post 👀#throwing thoughts to the void#mishanks#I’ll never not be obsessed with them#one piece#dracule mihawk#hawkeye mihawk#akagami no shanks#op#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#goth fam#goth family#one piece goth family#roronoa zoro#perona one piece#Perona#ghost princess perona#mihawk x shanks
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Not to be a freak or anything but where’s the jinmao porn— STOP BOOING ME
#listen she’s shy at first but he only has power the first few times! when she gets comfortable.. it’s over for him 🤭#she bullies his dick and and laughs when he tearfully defends himself I know it#hes on his knees humping her foot like a dog#(she acts like she doesn’t care- she does. she cares A Lot.)#he cries when she doesn’t let him eat her out#and humps into her like a puppy#and he can’t stop- to the point where he’s overstimulating himself#moaning as she pushes at his shoulders and tells him to slow down- he can’t! why doesn’t she get that he never wants to get out of her >:(#masochist jinshi x sadist maomao#I mean.. come on! the possibilities are endless 💔#knh maomao#knh fanfic#apothecary diaries#jinshi x maomao#maomao#knh jinshi#apothecary diaries fanart#the apothecary diaries#knh anime#jinshi#apothecary diaries fanfic#maomao x jinshi#needy jinshi x maomao omfg im hard#sub jinshi#dom reader#knh ln#knh fanart#knh#lujuria.speaks#lujuria.freaks
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No because do yourself a favor and Don’t imagine Helen waking up one morning and grabbing the paper from the door and dropping her coffee mug onto the floor. Don’t imagine her reading the headline FLASH MURDERED over and over, reaching for the phone to call Bart to ask what the hell happened to Wally, only to read the first few lines and it’s Bart… Bart took on the Flash costume. Bart was killed. No one called her. There’s a huge funeral, all of his hero friends and hundreds of others will attend. They outed his civilian identity. It’s miles away and no one knows that she’s Max’s daughter; the daughter of the man who taught Bart what he knew. No one called her. She doesn’t know anyone who would know to call her.
Don’t imagine her dropping to the floor and hugging a confused Dox to her chest. Don’t imagine her sobbing for her missing father and the death of the little chaos whirlwind she’d come to love.
#would max return only to have to hear that Bart was dead? that he died saving LA from exploding? would it be her to have to break the news#she had imagined and prepared herself to tell him when he returned to a house only half full that Bart had moved to Denver with the garricks#she had imagined all sorts of scenarios of how he’d react#how SHE would react but never did she think she’d have to break this kind of news and that was even IF her missing father returned himself#and oh! what would she tell carol? surely she’s seen the news by that point too#and his school friends like preston and rolly!#in hindsight she thinks this is why Max wanted to keep their civilian identities on lockdown#so that this very scenario wouldn’t happen.. pity Max isn’t here to know. it just makes Helen cry harder as Doz whines and tries his best#helen claiborne#bart allen#seriously guys don’t imagine this while listening to die with a smile by lady Gaga and Bruno mars#at this point in time Wally is technically also not THERE until after barts death just happens but no one ever mentions Helen#after impulse 95 so I’m taking creative liberties and saying she doesn’t know he was even gone#sure the flash was gone but retired doesn’t really mean shit to heroes and she never would’ve thought Bart would take on the flash costume#thus her first logical instinct was thinking that it was Wally
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heyyyyyy if u didn’t notice I’ve been thinking about the tadc puppeteer au a lot haaaaaaaa
#im sorry it’s just#i can’t stop thinking about it#like what if gangle doesn’t just start out possessing Jax every day?#what if after the first time she just starts doing it randomly no matter what Jax does?#what if she starts threatening Jax to not ask for help?#what if the tadc crew minus Jax and gangle obvs start out thinking it’s a slightly creepy but mostly harmless way to get back at Jax?#what if they don’t listen when he shows just how violated he feels cause “it’s Jax and he’s just embarrassed from getting his karma”#and they slowly learn how wrong they were?#what if Jax starts locking himself in his room so she can’t get to him as everyone gets more concerned & gangle gets even more exited?#what if gangle lies to the tadc crew that she’s just moving jax’s sleeping body and not actually possessing him?#what if Jax tries to weaponize this by taking revenge on her in front of everyone so she cant posses him without revealing her secret?#what if it backfires?#what if gangle decides to take control of him anyway?#and he just removed his only security from her?#what if I cried?#puppeteer au#tadc au#tadc art#tadc fanart#anyway I hope my tags don’t disappear
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I know we like to joke about Marius being an awkward himbo that doesn’t know how to flirt—and he is, to some extent—but also like. No?
Like, he used his looks and flirted with the High Inquisitor in order to get the information he needed, as well as distracting her to let the party get to where they needed to be without her noticing them. And he was smart enough to go about it so that he found all this information and such without ever having to sleep with her.
Like, sure, stats wise he’s not incredibly intelligent or charismatic, but character-wise he’s not lacking either. Remember, he was a knight (idk how high he was on the totem pole, but considering his quest and relationship with Victor, it’s probably fairly high), and was very close to the king (which he confirmed in canon that his relationship with Victor allowed him to participate in some royal events as a guest). So he’s not some stupid awkward himbo that I’ve seen some fics portray him as, and it annoys the piss out of me.
#a character can be dumb sometimes but that doesn’t make them stupid#just like a character can be smart sometimes but it doesn’t make them intelligent#and hell!!! Marius isn’t even that awkward when flirting with Lethica!!!#he was awkward when asking to hold her hand but that was because of external circumstances#fuck. just listen to the way he talks! he has fucking charisma and I’m sick of pretending that he doesn’t#and I’m willing to bet that this wasn’t even his first time using his looks to his advantage#sorry it’s just that I’ve seen some fics portray him as a stupid awkward himbo and it annoys me to hell#same with other characters#legends of avantris#edge of midnight#marius renathyr
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cyno: we’ll set out immediately after i have a quick meeting with the scribe
aarav: oh did he need more of our records?
cyno: no?? i just have to go and kiss him goodbye
#haino#cytham#cyhaino#haino incorrect quotes#cyno#alhaitham#i feel like cyno would be SO worried about how often he leaves for work#and would always be trying to say quick goodbyes or leave little notes whenever he could#whereas alhaitham would just#Not Think About It#like he’d be too preoccupied with whatever caught his attention enough to get him out of the city#and then whenever he finishes whatever he was doing he just has a moment of: oh gods i forgot cyno😦#though that’s all considering cyno doesn’t hunt him down first#like cyno popping up in the middle of nowhere: you left without saying goodbye :/#alhaitham not looking up or listening at all: huh yes of course just a moment let me translate this first….#then cyno just gives him a little forehead kiss reminds him to eat and leaves cause it was literally all he wanted#sorry preoccupied with them again#i have So Many thoughts all the time#genshin impact#genshin incorrect quotes
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I’m in my feels about Leto rn.
She a mom!!!! You don’t understand she’s a MOM!!!! And she was left all alone after the titan war (most titans were banished to Tartarus) and then she fell in love with this guy with all these red flags but they were genuinely in love!!! They sang songs and talked about deep things and Leto and Zeus LOVED EACH OTHER!!!!! And then she was made to suffer so much for it but she never took any of it out on her kids, and then they were basically taken away from her by Olympus!!!! And she was alone again!!!! But she loves her kids so so much so she built a safe place for them on Delos to come home to!!!! And she knows she can’t protect her kids from the monster the man she loves has become but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t try!!!! Leto tries so hard!!!!! And both of her kids fucking love her with all they have!!!!!!! Family is so important to all of them despite the fact that one member has become a horrible dickwad!!!!! They love each other!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
#if you were ever wondering what I thought of Leto here you go#best woman in the world love her so much#fun fact one of the first things we know about Leto is that she convinced Zeus not to send her brother to Tartarus after the titan war#so 1. she has always protected her family like the QUEEN she is#and 2. there is a pattern of her having to persuade Zeus into not making horrible decisions#and in the beginning that worked#but as time has gone on and Zeus has become more paranoid and cruel#it works less and less because he’s not the man who would listen to her anymore#like … Zeus was probably the love of her life and he doesn’t even respect her as a person anymore#brb gonna go FUCKING CRY#Leto is not given much characterization in the books so I get to decide and I say she is Kind and always Trying and Incredible#trials of apollo#toa apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo Leto#sunny speaks#long post
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redrawing my favorite gba chain of memories scenes with my own interpretations part 1(?):
“You’re thinking about me… You’re afraid of the darkness I command.” (NOT SHIP)
#beep boop you want fries with that#kingdom hearts#riku#ansem#GBA CHAIN OF MEMORIES IS SO GOOD. please play it over the remake im begging. it also plays a lot better too.#every ansem scene is better in gba com because i dont have to listen to richard epcar attempt to be intimidating#they altered so many scenes in the remake and a lot of the changes suck !! just straight up !! i will never forgive them for changing#this scene and the previous lexaeus scenes. like why did they have riku get possessed for a second only for the next cutscene to#literally be about riku trying not to get possessed. like that makes no sense. its just cheap shock value and just treating lexaeus#like shit. at least he mentioned zexion. ok if i knew how to do rom hacks i could literally change the dialogue myself to mention zexion.#ok sorry for complaining. uhhh#the composition is clearly ripped off from the owl house. sorry. season 1 belos scene.#and the background is just the original gba bg of the scene but blurred to look less pixelated#sorry the anatomy sucks. i know rikus arms shouldnt be that long but too late. kms.#this scene is so good because augh. this is the first time in this game we come face to face with the real ansem. not just diz pretending#to be him to just shove down ‘darkness bad’ down his throat. this is why mickey comes to save him in this scene. because riku is in#real danger here. thats also the reason why mickey sends his power again when riku is being dangled like a puppet BECAUSE ANSEM WAS THERE#FOR REAL THIS TIME. anyway yeah i know ansem’s sprite doesn’t appear when he says that but the portrait is a silhouette so i went#weh. why not !!#anyway im obsessed w/ cryptid ansem. ghost inhabitanting a fallen kingdom. continuing the fucked up experiments like if they never stopped#OK IVE ALREADY RAMBLED ENOUGH AND THIS SHIT IS GOING INTO RE:KH TERRITORY. (hunter voice) BYEEEEEEE
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opinion: I think tortured poets department is great top to bottom, standard album and the anthology, I think the “this needs editing!” take has been wildly overstated if not completely untrue (I think it’s completely untrue), I agree with Harvard professor and literary critic Stephanie Burt that it’s got three complex interwoven storylines happening at the same time—loss of a long time love, loss of the chaotic and ultimately darkly empty rebound, and Taylor grappling with the hollowness of fame and ultimately her own mortality in the wake of both. It has everything you could want from a Taylor album and more INCLUDING the bangers many want to pretend aren’t there; it’s just that the public has never been more out of tune with her. They want to believe that it’s a bad album because they wanted a bad album from her. They truly felt it was her “time” to have a bad album and there is not a thing the public loves more than when they feel it is time for something. she is an artist who is pretty much always capable of capturing the zeitgeist but also of necessity moves in and out of it because she has her own real artistic journeys to go on and those will not always align with the cultural moment. and what is more, I think a Taylor album has never aligned with the cultural moment less, a testament to the album not a knock on it as the current cultural moment is a love of the empty-headed, the rat-brained, the sparklingly numbing emptiness. the public, someone, anyone not being in the mood for something doesn’t make it bad it means they are not in the mood for it and they’re not in the mood. but none of that changes the fact that the work is good all the way through nor the fact that time will bear that truth out. in this essay I will
#folklore is brilliant and I love it#but also the public generously decided it was time for her to be the moment#but guess what she doesn’t need your permission. and guess WHAT. you being sick of her or the eras tour or her being at chiefs games#or you thinking she is overexposed doesn’t make the work bad#it just doesn’t#the reactions to it when it first came out were funny. music journalists being like ‘okay finally we can take AIM at her. we can complain’#and anyone with any honesty being like ‘okay yeah this dense body of work is taking some time to sink in but yeah it’s good’#I won’t even go on and on about how good I think it is (I think it’s ridiculous levels of good)#I will just push back against this narrative that it’s bad/too long/middling/needs to be edited#it isn’t. it could win album of the year at the Grammys on Sunday#and I’m going to hold your hand when I say this: it deserves to.#thanks for listening. etc.
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Gang I swear @koolaidashley2 asked me to draw this I just cant find it anywhere believe m
#can you guys tell this was#the first thing I drew#everything else was more low effort than this#I’m so sorry#Also Ash has to listen to me talk about my brothers all the time#mainly Leo#don’t tell him that#hope he doesn’t see this#if he knew how much I talked about him /pos I’d die
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the idea came to me in a migraine induced dream but now im obsessed with the concept of a mu qingfang who knew the abuse bunhe was going through at the hands of og!shen qingqiu/shen jiu and did his best to treat the kid whenever he could (and bring his concerns to zhangmen shixiong, which were obviously very much ignored) and his constant worry over the situation means that when the qi deviation happens he is suspicious of shen qingqiu’s changes for all different reasons and very much protective of luo binghe -who is a sweet child and an earnest disciple who seems to always find the most incredible medicinal herbs to bring to his mu shishu as thanks for the care bestowed upon him- which means that when the whole shen qingqiu dying thing happens instead of bad mouthing luo binghe or fighting him at every chance he does his best to come over and keep an eye on things to try and help him and make sure luo binghe won’t kill himself trying to bring shen qingqiu back because he remembers that earnest kid and he’s witnessed luo binghe’s devotion to this shen qingqiu first hand and knows there is no way that the kid who cried when ning yingying found a bird with a broken wing and begged mu qingfang to fix it and the kid that would always borrow medical texts and try to find new herb combinations as if it was a game between him and qian cao disciples is actually doing anything nefarious to shen qingqiu’s corpse.
anyways in this essay i will-
#listen#binghe needs to have more people in his corner#and for some reason i have imprinted on mqf#so you get cool healer uncle#who probably smoked weed with binghe and made him promise to keep quiet#lbh and mqf bonding activity was teaching lbh to properly roll joints#anyways mqf understanding that the rituals are intricate and lqg doesn’t have any other way of coping with his grief#but the first time lqg injures lbh almost to death in a fight they get into a screaming match so violent#that no bai zhan discipline will look at him in the face without going pale for the next month#that is his nephew! who found several thought-to-be-extinct herbs for him!#also him telling sqq that lbh might have forgotten what he did but mqf certainly didn’t#a healer never forgets the wounds they heal#and sqq is just like yeah brother me neither :(#mqf is going to therapy these idiots so fucking hard#lbh also keeps trying to matchmake him with some nice demons in his court like shamelessly trying to poach his mu shishu#also he and shang qinghua are the only ones who still get the full shishu treatment#except lbh kinda bullies sqh a little for the virtue of the whole mbj situation#(hes never gonna let them live that down)#anyways it’s whatever at first but at one poont years in the future it does become a point of contempt with the other peak lords#nothing can take away from me that when bored they will squabble like children#such is the way of bored adults#i have rambled enough so normal tags now#svsss#svsss writing#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#mu qingfang#bingqiu#svsss au
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Real talk, does anyone listen to Novel at all or is it just me. That song is so underrated I see no one talking about it
That song is my fucking favorite of all Stray Kids discography. That is my song omg it’s so beautiful
#a-talks#skz#stray kids#straykids#WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUR NOVEL#THAT IS MY SONG#OMG#it’s so fucking beautiful I fell in love when I heard it for the first time#if you like it to please marry me#jk but omg#the whole sound album is so underrated#I think I already talked about this before#but that doesn’t change the fact that I am still in love with the song#it’s so good#any novel lovers out there?#the sound is such a good album don’t get me started on it#that’s like my second fav on The Sound#their Japanese tracks are so underrated#if you haven’t listened to it please do#I can talk about that song all day#I will never stop loving it#christopher bang#bang chan#lee know#seo changbin#hwang hyunjin#Han jisung#Lee Felix#kim seungmin#yang jeongin
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*lace harding voice* seriously?! right in front of my sandwich???
#rip me catching elías in the middle of blinking tho#no but for real: emmrich has the most romantic game out of any of the companions#everyone else but davrin and taash seems to have some complicated mix of Deep Personal Issues that prevents them from noticing your flirting#davrin pops right to the romo heart icon if you tell him ONE TIME that you think his passion for hunting monsters is neat#and taash doesn’t have GAME per se but they ARE refreshingly open about just asking what your intentions are when you flirt with them#emmrich might take a few tries to respond but it’s more because he doesn’t think rook is serious; he thinks rook is just being nice if silly#once you get that cleared up though he’s railing you in the memorial gardens like right by his parents’ graves IMMEDIATELY after telling you#that he likes to think they pay attention & listen when he comes to visit their graves & speak with them#just. oh my stars professor volkarin~ you are not elías’s first s/o but you ARE the first to match his freak so well~#mine: dragon age#mine: datv#rook: elias de riva#emmrich x rook
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Not to sidebar from Doc Who again but I’m rewatching Much Ado 2011 (again) and I’ve just noticed how several times in the wedding scene Benedick moves to physically intervene on Hero’s behalf and is ordered to stop by Don Pedro. He is told by his prince to stop and then to leave and yet he still rushes back to help as soon as the others are gone how does this scene keep getting better Jesus CHRIST
#much ado about nothing#much ado about nothing 2011#wedding scene my beloved#like listen#listen#I’ve been hung up on how Benedick shields Hero from Leonato in the next scene#since the first damn time I watched this#man self-admittedly doesn’t know WHAT is going on#but knows that it’s wrong#and steps in to protect both Hero and Beatrice#(and don’t get me STARTED on Beatrice in these two scenes and how she’s doing her level best to do the same as Benedick but can’t)#(Beatrice my LIFE)#and David Tennant’s ability to go from joking to observing to ‘don’t fucking try it’ instantaneously#is just#beyond comprehension#but I hadn’t noticed this bit before#Pedro at one point physically holds him back#which#fuck you pedro#fuck you your shoes and the horse you rode in on#but that’s another post#man Benedick rushing back to help has always been great#but now with not just the implication but the CONTEXT that he’s been TOLD NOT TO#even better#11/10#no#1100/10#fucking hell I love this play
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aww you know, i actually really do like the idea of double boy dad bakugou 🥺
your first son being a little angel and you and katsuki are both perfectly satisfied, and then maybe another bug comes as a surprise a few years later and he turns out to be a heinous little menace — and katsuki didn't think he'd love having a brat of a child so much 🥺
#bc he's so nervous to be a dad the first time right#and his first boy comes out and he's a little doll doesn’t cry so much teaches katsuki some patience and how to be soft and gentle#for a lil babey#and it's the perfect scenario for him to grow being into a father#and he's happy !! doesn't think it could get better !! feels like yall really lucked out !!#and then you find out you're having another and then he gets worried bc he's not sure how it could get better than it is#and he has a goddamn BRAT of a son#screams his head off and cries and fights and doesn't listen to a THING#and he had the first few years to grasp fatherhood#to get a handle on it#and he thought it would be harder with a feisty second son — and it *is*#but he also loves it LOL#it adds like. just the right amount of chaos and drama he grew up with ?? if that makes sense ???#bc he had to calm down a lot for his first boy#and maybe even you#but he and his little hellion are too much alike and it's almost like a breath of fresh air#cw children#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: dad bakugou
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