#[clown shoes squeaking]

[spicyvampire]

Nont + rejecting Prom

PLAYBOYY (2023) EP. 4 // EP. 5

[roamingbadger]

[timefadesaway]

car key and futch

[hegodamask]

Heard loud and clear throughout corporate security headquarters

Inspired by:

[azulas-daddy-kink]

atla fandumb be like

[ragedagainst]

i won't be on too much tomorrow since i have a major event that i've been planning for weeks now (civil war living history event!) but hopefully sunday/monday i'll find some time to work on drafts a bit!

[citrusbud]

🤡 for my clowns

[vole-mon-amour]

It's honestly so wild to me now that I'm playing the game. Like, who thought playing as Astarion AND romancing him with Halsin would be the most logical choice?

I mean, sure, the audience went so loud and wild for it, understandably. But they have such different personalities? Astarion is "Let's find someone to kill." while Halsin is "I try to avoid killing unless it is necessary."

While those two opposites is an interesting mix and I understand that they wanted to show off two most of their popular characters and romance options, it's so wild to meee.

Both seem to be poly, but as long term partners? I have questions on how that happened in their original story.

[pharawee]

There's enough of Winner for me to make a gifset! Oh, I'm going to be so insufferable

[roamwithahungryheart]

friendly reminder that Rebecca has said 'actually I am quite hungry' twice in a romantic context and 'fuck me' in response to food/drink twice but never had the chance to experience the 'best batch yet' of Ted's biscuits...👀

[mysticdeath]

🍺+ “do you think Elijah is an affair child too, because I don’t think he looks very much like the rest of you.” To klaus

blurring into smudges of shadow and firelight, klaus's vision swayed as he blinked, his face contorting into a wry smirk. "elijah," a single name, wholly slurred in its expression. "my dearest, most stoic brother … with his ever - immaculate suits and princely demeanor." he laughs, a feral little sound that seems to rumble up from his chest, rich and sharp as blood - wine. "oh, i've wondered, trust me — the resemblance truly is tenuous at best," he concedes with the gesture of a loose hand as his voice drops.

it's a whispered tone less suited for conversational chatter. more for that of conspiring in the shadows. "but then, he's too tragically stubborn not to be a mikaelson, is he not? no one could fake that kind of loyalty wrapped in such pure, unrelenting torment." he tips his glass, smirk deepening as he snickers. almost proud. nearly fond. "a true mikaelson curse."

| | | | 🩸 — 🍺 + a ? for drunk answers, accepting.

[reynoldsnbauer]

but but but dtamhd was a character centric season finale… where was the genuine emotional breakdown proving the characters, despite their awfulness, are fallible human beings? where was the CATHARSIS? WHAT ABOUT THE STRUCTURE

[justanapparatus]

BAD WAS THE BLOOD OF THE SONG IN TBE CAB ON YOUR FIRST TRIP TO LA

[azulas-daddy-kink]

Y'all.... I am fucking DONE!

I can't take it anymore.

The stupidity is terminal.

[nightmarealm]

update. I walked into work and I don’t work today actually it’s tomorrow .

[vole-mon-amour]

Roy and Keeley helping Jamie to face his dad, the same way Trevor and Sypha helped Alucard kill his.

Trevor gifting his family house to Alucard which for us can mean Roy inviting Jamie into his house—unironically.

Sypha loving her boys aka Keeley loving hers.

Trevor coming back from deadly injuries and naturally, Sypha is the first one who finds him. Which can mean Roy and Keeley getting together first. But while Sypha is getting help, who helps Trevor up? Who called an entire village (that he build near his home castle) by a cute nickname to honor Trevor? Who laughs at Trevor's reaction and jokes and smiles like Trevor is his entire world, along with Sypha, because he loves both? Yeah, Alucard. Aka Jamie for us. :)

If you know, you know. But if you don't, RJK truthers, so far this is the nicest thing the show can realistically do with Roy x Jamie x Keeley from my perspective. Alucard spent most of the last season alone, was almost killed by people that pretended to love him. And in the end, Trevor and Sypha came back to him from a very long journey. And Alucard finally felt alive and happy. And everything was finally was good for those three, and they even raised a kid together. Two powerful dads and one badass mom.

Holding hands while at it. <3

In our case, they don't even need children. Just end up together, the three of them. This is really the nicest thing I can canonically imagine right now for RJK. It would make sense, too.

Who wants to share my rainbow wig with me? :)