#[PLEASE.]

[touch-starved-lurker]

if youre my mutual you have to stay alive and stay safe and take care of yourself. no exceptions idc

[dingoskidneys]

Reblog to give prev a magical amulet that protects them from headache

[myprophecy]

"oh, i hate bianca!! she left nico!!"

no. nonononono. you don't get it. how would YOU feel if all your life, you've been nothing but an older sibling?? nothing but a caretaker?? bianca yearned to feel part of something, to be needed and wanted. she didn't 'abandon' nico, she abandoned herself just to take care of him for so many years and when they finally found shelter (camp half-blood) she made the decision to finally do something for herself. let my baby rest, she didn't do anything wrong and i will go through hell defending her!!!!

[hellohopie]

where can i find this? where can i find one of these?? WHERE CAN I FIND HER?????

missin her. wife fr.

[beemovieerotica]

just saw a post accusing keanu reeves of being a zionist because [checks notes] the producers of john wick hired an israeli consultant on the film to do his firearms training. can we not do this.

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

vision for the future:

cressida marries lord vegetarian and gets her parents off her back

lord vegetarian goes off on his multi-year naturalist adventure and is happy amongst the birdies etc., living his best life

eloise comes to stay at cressida's new digs for friendship reasons

friends to lovers surprise smoochy smoochy time 💕

eloise is cressida's "companion" to the outside world. just regency gals being regency pals!

happily ever after!

[cherrytraveller]

i need more 03 solo crossovers, think of the shenanigans, people–

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[sunrisemill]

HIDE THE RAZORS 🪒

I’m begging them to just grow it out

[nymphoniah]

god you are SO right about ddlg logan <3 i love him with all my heart and i know he would love being called daddy and taking care of his good little princess... <3

i’m glad you agree!! :3 and omg after reading this i just thought about something:

i can just imagine logan absolutely melting when you call him daddy for the first time. you swear it was accidental, just a little freudian slip!

content/warnings: moreso fluff but mentions of sex, ddlg/cgl, age gap (reader is in their 20’s)

you’ve been dating logan for a while, the two of you have acknowledged the significant age gap between both of you, but despite the taboo, it didn’t matter at all.

you had a place of your own, but sometimes you’d crash at logan’s. there was no particular reason for each stay—some days you’d want to feel the presence of someone else, as living alone was more lonely than you thought it would be. other days, you’d just want to be fucked senseless by logan so hard that you couldn’t walk the next morning.

on one of the days you decided to stay at his place, you forgot you had work the next day. you insisted on taking an uber so he didn’t have to roll out of bed earlier than usual, but being the stubborn guy he is, he decided to drive you to work.

“i don’t need to show up to work in a limo,” you’d say, playfully punching his shoulder. “that’s a bit too excessive for me,”

“thought you’d like to put on a show,” logan teases, “ a’least that’s what you did for me last night,” he adds cheekily, glancing over at you, flashing you a wink through the glasses that hung low on his nose bridge.

you roll your eyes at him and continue the playful banter, trying to pass the commute to your workplace. time always flies by when you’re with logan.

so when it’s time for you to finally go, you give him a peck on the cheek, something short and simple—besides, if it were anything more, you’d end up being late for work.

“i’ll see you later!” you chirped, swinging open the car door, one leg out, the other still in the leg space of the passenger seat. “hold on, one more—,”

and you lean in for another quick, chaste kiss, this time on the lips. a smirk creeps upon your face as you hop out the car, a little pep in your step as you peek your head in a final time.

“bye f’real. see you later, daddy!”

daddy..? you think to yourself, proceeding to shut the door rather harshly. pausing in your tracks, you register the words, the word that slipped from your mouth, unsure how to react.

your back is turned away from logan’s gaze, but you can feel his eyes on you. it’d be embarrassing to walk away like nothing, but even more so to acknowledge what had happened, what will happen.

so you continue to walk off, mouth agape, head down, watching your feet shuffle against the pavement as you walk to the front door of your workplace.

logan’s a little bit shocked at first—almost a tad bit guilty, but it riles him up in a way he can’t explain. he felt his cock twitch at the mere thought of you calling him daddy. your daddy.

and in a this situation? on a random, gloomy tuesday morning? it’s so over for him.

fuck. he thinks to himself, fidgeting by pushing up his glasses, readjusting himself in his seat, fixing the rear view mirror of the limo—grasping at anything to distract himself from you.

but it’s useless. his mind is only filled of thoughts of you. you. you. now he absolutely has to treat you like the princess that you are, needs to take care of you, treat you right.

because that’s what daddies guys like him do.

[everything-is-as-it-was]

Hard launch schmard launch

the REAL hard launch was when we, the viewers of 'The Making of Tatinof,' were expected to believe that Dan rolled out of his 'tiny bunk' in the morning with perfectly straightened hair,

RIGHT NEXT TO the door to the big bedroom, which has a sign on it that says 'Dan and Phil.'

[sadclowncentral]

i have such a big fat crush on another guy at my uni he is so gruff and matter-of-fact and aloof with his deep serious voice. he makes me feel like a puppy hearing the word treat every time he talks to me, very seriously explaining things to me while i grin at him only to get an eyebrow arch at best in return while we play billiard or quiz each other on geography while i ignore all my responsibilities while trying and failing to make him laugh. and i had made such peace with the fact that our relationship is deeply one-sided because i follow him around and desperately try to entertain him while he deigns me with his presence.

and then i was not there for a week because of a business trip. and not only did he text me to ask about a geography question (and thumbs up emoji reacted to my reply. the man that he is) but today when he sat down behind me in class he very seriously and matter-of-factly pulled out a piece of paper where he wrote down things he wanted to talk to me about while i was gone. anyway i am going to marry that man

[inaeternal]

[verstappentime]

g*d i hope charles shows up to singapore like a bat out of hell like he did in monaco and baku. full "i'd rather die than not win" lap times. no regard for caliber of the car just stone cold killer vibes. huge chip on his shoulder from last week. would rather punt you both into the wall than yield his position. i want him to be scary in both an intimidating way and a "this guy is certifiable" way

[greater-than-the-sword]

Let me be perfectly clear, I do believe that all false religions are from the enemy and if you believe that you can access the inner divinity by meditation and yoga and align your chakras to unlock your perfect inner self/nirvana etc. then you are opening yourself up to the satanic deception of self deification and perhaps whatever the hell may be lurking out in that "beyond".

But believing you are going to get possessed from doing downward dog pose is like comic book level superstition. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works

[myprophecy]

"oh will is such a bean he would never hurt a fly!!"

girl. THAT BOY IS TEXAN WITH A COUNTRY SINGER MOTHER?? he has probably witnessed more fights break out than all of us combined and he CANONICALLY listens to true crime podcasts!!! bro would 100% go berserk and use his southern accent to scare campers when they don't follow his doctors orders. "oh your wound reopened? OH, RATS! WHAT DID I TELL YA 'BOUT SWORD FIGHTIN'-" he is not a bean, your honour. HE'S A MENACE!!