#[🥚 anon]

[emchante]

hii em hope you're better!

divorced dad daniel - i could imagine the kid(s) making daniel and reader play hide n seek. they're not creative enough for this, so they go hide in a closet. steamy makeout and heavy groping ensues until the kids are right outside the door, oblivious, and they have to postpone the rest of it

- 🥚 🫶🏻

🥚 NONNIE MY DEARRR<333 i’ve missed you!! i have some of your asks in my inbox but i’ve been keeping them for longer blurbs/ fuller fics!! but i’m so happy to see you again<3<3 i’m doing much better, and i hope you’re well!!

as for this— LOVE IT. drabble below<3

you and daniel didn’t mean for it to get to this point. well, daniel didn’t. the idea had been in your mind all along.

you and him were causally cuddled up on the couch when his two kids came running in, standing in front of the tv and blocking the view. daniel gave them a frown, asking what was the matter.

“we want to play hide and seek!” “well, go on then,” daniel shrugged, and you nudged him because clearly that wasn’t the answer they were looking for. “daddy— you need to play with us! both of you!” his daughter exclaims, finger wagging between you both.

daniel goes to protest, telling the both of them that you and him are trying to have a little downtime, but you reply before he can.

“that sounds like a great idea. why don’t you and your brother count to 30, and we’ll go hide,” you suggest, standing up and dragging daniel up with you. his kids squeal in excitement, running off to the front door, staring at it as they start to count loudly.

you take daniel’s hand, walking him towards the closet that was just between the kitchen and the hall. you open it slowly, making sure it doesn’t squeak loudly to give away the spot, and give him a gentle shove so he’s inside. you follow along, shutting the door behind you.

the closet isn’t exactly spacious, your head is at daniel’s chest within three steps. you can barely see him, the only light coming from the thin cracks of the door’s outline. you’re able to see that daniel is looking down at you, a pondering expression.

“listen, you might not want to play, but they do danny,” you scold him, arms wrapping around his neck. you pull him down so you’re nose-to-nose, your lips ghosting over his own. daniel’s hands instinctively fall to your waist, gripping it tightly. “but, now it’s just us, like you wanted..” you whisper, lips grazing his own as you talk.

daniel can’t handle when you tease him, so he pulls your body flush against him as his lips crash onto your own. he’s kissing you hungrily, no soft, slow kisses to ease you into it. you don’t care though, hand drifting to his greying curls as you tug on them, to hear a delicious groan escape him.

daniel’s hands don’t linger long on your waist, and start to trail lower. his hands slip under the waistband of your trousers and panties, landing firmly on your ass he squeezes the soft flesh, a whine escaping you as you pull back. daniel doesn’t stop, hands kneading the skin as a string of moans leave you, loving the feeling of his rough fingerpads against you.

you grind up against him in turn, revelling in the way he’s already half hard. daniel lifts you from the ground, your legs instinctively wrapping around him as he pushes your back against the wooden panels on the wall. his forehead drops against yours, both of you panting as he continues to grope at your ass, while you buck up into his growing erection.

“fuck, sweetheart,” he groans, moving his lips back onto yours. you don’t bother fighting the battle for dominance, as daniel’s tongue slips into your mouth, trying to taste every bit of you. “naughty girl, doing this while my kids are out there,” he pants between kisses. “fucking filthy, need to punish you later for this,” he whispers into your ear, hands harshly grabbing the skin of your ass, before moving one away to give it a smack. a teaser for later, if you will.

“fuck danny, i—” you start to beg for him, until you hear the patter of footsteps right outside the closet. you and daniel gasp, freezing in position as your heads turn to the door. you can see the shadows of where they’re stood outside the door.

“should we check in there?” “maybe.. they aren’t anywhere else..” you hear the kids converse, causing you both to panic.

daniel lets you down, pulling your bottoms up after his hands had partially pushed them down. but he’s daniel, he didn’t do it so nicely. he pulled them right up, causing you to gasp as the fabric of your panties and leggings dragged across your clit. daniel smirked at you, winking as he walked towards the door.

“better be ready sweetheart, they’re about to find us. can’t find out how much of a slut you are, can they now?”

[abchavenforanon]

I feel like Texas would or definitely has the potential to be a father every once in a while I remember this one bit about him and oil and Texas was so ready to defend his “son” I can’t remember the video but I swear it exists ( please link if anyone knows the video)

And even without that bit I still think he’d be a good dad because my noggin tells me so - 🥚

would love to see that video if anyone can find it. and texas as a dad is such a sweet idea

[thef1diary]

Hii Di, this is 🥚 anon now spinning across em's and bon's blogs 😅

Can I just say as a best friend x reader romcom/slowburn/smutty book lover, the best friend!daniel from the secret santa fic for smutmas is EVERYTHING to me. the tension?? wahhh. I know you're currently on the boss!daniel series but if you're ever planning to go further with bestfriend!daniel, I would love to share ideas!

Hi nonnie! Welcome welcome, glad to have you here too! Thank you so much, I’m such a sucker for best friends to lovers tropes! I am currently writing all sorts of AUs — some personal favourites and others based on requests — and I will always encourage new ideas! so you can definitely share any and all thoughts you have for bestfriend!daniel!

[gummigoo-cult]

Join us in the war against Caine. He GONE TOO FAR...

- 🥚

yes…. rally the troops.

[muffinsin]

Could you maybe expand on the Cassandra tentacle aphrodisiac thing? Like maybe the eggs that hatch need to, god how do I phrase this, climb back into her womb for like…. The warmth/liquid? And maybe they produce aphrodisiacs idk sorry- 🥚 anon

Yet more to our lovely monsterfucking series! Let’s get into it! ;)

(Part 1- here, part 2- here, part 3- here)

Masterlists

Cassandra awoke from the sound of large raindrops falling down onto the water surface. The sound was muffled, yet unmistakably there.

She still felt the large tentacle inside her ass, stuffing it and trapping all the cum that had been shot inside of her in the stretched hole.

To her horror, she felt herself “healing”, her ass tightening again while the monstrosity of the monster’s tendril was still inside of her.

She felt precum drool from it as this seemed to almost milk the tentacle, adding to more cum trapped inside of her. She wondered how it didn’t come drooling out from her other holes yet, really

Upon looking to her side and seeing the broken eggs, her eyes widened. Whatever was in had now hatched, she realised.

She startled at the loud noise from above the water- thunder? Yes, it sounded like that, even from below the surface.

To her horror, however, she was not the only being startled by it. Golden eyes widened when many little organisms came swimming to her, looking hardly bigger or different than tadpoles save for the small tentacles that stuck out.

She gasped when they settled all on her chest, and shrieked underwater as tiny teeth pierced her skin and small suctions, almost, latched onto her enlarged nipples.

What?

She groaned and shivered, attempting to swat the things off. In return, they merely latched onto her sore breasts harder.

She realised, these were the small things that must have hatched from the eggs. A dozen or so hatched, at this moment clinging to her chest.

She shivered as the water grew a little colder due to the storm.

And again, Cassandra was not the only one to notice it. She jumped when suddenly all little tadpole-looking organisms swam about, sliding down her body and between her legs. With her widening eyes, she came to realise their goal.

“Wha-AH! No! Wait!”, she shrieked, her hand coming down to cover her stretched and bred pussy desperately. Yet, it seemed to barely be of use.

The little hatchlings sought comfort and warmth back in her womb, it seemed. And she was unable to deny them, for even as she covered her cunt, they still slipped through her fingers and the small gaps left.

Cassandra moaned lowly as she felt them bump against her, the tickling sensation of their small body sliding down from her breasts and to her thighs, some bumping against the round cheeks of her ass and getting lost, others immediately aiming back for the poor, sensitive woman’s womb.

She gasped as the last one too slipped inside of her despite her futile attempt of blocking them out.

“U-Ughh, out!”, she demanded, panting and feeling teased yet again. She clenched around the tentacle keeping her ass stretched as she felt the beings inside of her, content in the warmth her womb offered.

She felt it, then, the warmth suddenly overtaking her.

“Whaaahhh, wha-aat!”, Cassandra gasped breathlessly, her eyes pressing shut and sweet lips falling open as moans tumbled from her. She felt so warm suddenly, and wet. She dared slide a fingertip through her slit and gasped again at how wet she is.

No, not merely wet. Entirely soaked. The bred woman whimpers at the aphrodisiac induced wetness again, her entire body yet again set aflame. She felt her arousal, and grew overly alert of the tentacle deep in her.

Upon looking to the side, she noticed the creature was unmoving. She was unsure if it slept, but either way it seemed to not have taken notice of what happened yet.

Cassandra mewled quietly as she slipped two fingers inside of her and small, tentacle like limbs reached out and grabbed two more to pull them inside of her.

“Great..”, she gasped, her legs spreading carefully as she tended to her soaked pussy. She felt the hatchlings in her, and felt as though the tiny tentacles sticking from them drooled more and more of the aphrodisiac inside of her.

She whimpered helplessly, for even her four fingers didn’t feel like enough after the brutal stuffing she had gone through.

Cassandra realised with a blush, she was utterly ruined for anyone else, including herself. She needed this monster’s tentacles inside of her, badly.

With shaky hands she grabbed the tendrils below her and lifted herself, moaning as the tentacle in her ass slid more and more out of her.

Perhaps, if she was only careful enough, she could get it out and push it inside her tightening pussy?

She felt so needy, her poor nipples erect and aching. Cassandra reached up to cup her own breast with one hand, her thumb sliding over the neglected little bud.

Her lips parted as a low, breathless moan slipped past. It seemed, the aphrodisiac drooled in her womb was even stronger than the one shot down her throat previously. Or perhaps simply more effective, considering it was where Cassandra wanted pleasure the most.

She winced as she lifted herself a little more, her tight ass clinging onto the tentacle harshly.

She groaned at the wet cum moving about inside, as well as the tadpole-like hatchlings rubbing up against the inner walls of her womb, seemingly basking in her warmth.

Cassandra whimpered when more and more of the tentacle slipped out of her, and with it large amounts of cum that simply slid down her ass cheeks, thighs and legs.

Only a little bit of the tentacle was left, merely the tip! Yet, when Cassandra tugged on it, it suddenly curled within her, causing her to shriek in surprise.

She gasped in surprise and shock when tentacles moved about around and below her, grabbing her slim ankles and pulling them apart. More tendrils slid up her thighs and hips, slinging around her stomach and wrapping around her sensitive, perky breasts.

Cassandra moaned and gasped helplessly as she was trapped yet again, her hips grinding senselessly, her pussy clenching around nothing and her ass drooling cum that was previously shot inside of her.

“Please…!”, she begged, although in her hazy and horny state, the poor brunette had no idea whether she begged to be released or fucked harder than ever.

It seemed, the beast chose for her.

Cassandra groaned as the tentacle pulled out of her ass, stretching her once more as the tip moved out, and squeaked when it slapped against her round ass cheeks roughly. “Sto-op that!”, she shrieks, attempting to squirm as she was disciplined for her sneaky attempt of secret pleasure.

Cassandra cried frustratedly as a tendril moved between her spread lips, the slimey tip moving and forcing itself down her tight and sore throat.

She ached to feel something inside her sopping wet pussy, so much so that tears covered her cheeks and begged helplessly despite how it made her feel like a mere whore for the monster.

It seemed to take pity on her, or perhaps merely followed the primal wish to breed her yet again. Cassandra choked out a moan and groans as a tendril tip slid between her soaked pussy lips, gathering wetness until it eventually pushed itself inside her stretched cunt.

She felt her sloppy wet southern lips parting around it and groaned against the tendril in her mouth as it slide inside, stretching her along its way and rubbing up against her inner walls in a way her fingers never could.

“Mghnnnmm!”, she moaned, her head thrown back and eyes closed even as her ass was smacked over and over again. She felt even hotter at the pain, upon knowing of the marks the hard slaps would leave on her.

Her legs twitched, her arms tugging to stop the tentacles when she felt her orgasm so embarrassingly near already.

They had barely just slipped inside! Yet, she was overly sensitive and needy due to the aphrodisiac warming her body and womb.

She shrieked when the tendril inside of her pussy thrust deeper, inside her womb and enough to make the hatchlings scatter about.

Cassandra felt them move within her as she was fucked, the smaller tentacles and tiny bodies rubbing up against her inner walls as they clung to them.

At last, when her ass adapted a nice, red-blue colour and the creature seemed satisfied, it pushed itself back against the tight hole.

“Mghmm! MHMM!”, Cassandra screamed, yet her complaints and shrieks were all silenced when her throat was merely fucked harder and faster.

More warm tears ran down her cheeks as her breasts were squeezed the small suction tentacles returned to her nipple and clit. She felt so sensitive, so overwhelmed that she came with the next few thrusts of the tendril inside of her pussy.

It seemed, though, Cassandra had made a mistake asking her monstrous “lover” to help her relieve the ache between her legs, as when she hit her orgasm, it merely continued pleasuring her, thrusting deep down her throat and expanding it.

She felt her breasts and limbs squeezed and stroked, her little clit and thick nipples sucked and toyed with. Cassandra groaned at the bulge in her lower stomach caused whenever the tentacle hit the back of her womb.

All too soon she felt her second orgasm chasing the first already.

Cassandra gagged on the large tentacle in her mouth, golden eyes wide and teary when the thick head of the other tendril pushed against the once again relatively tight, soaked hole of her ass.

She felt it’s tip push inside for a moment, merely enough to stretch, then, with a scream falling from her stretched mouth, it pushed itself back inside, curling and sliding, pumping in and out of her.

“Mghmmmm! MHNOOO!”, She screamed, right at the edge of her second orgasm already.

Had she not been held tight by the tendrils around her, surely her body would bounce like a rag doll at the harsh treatment.

Cassandra felt herself be turned, the tendril slipping from her mouth and patting her cheek instead. She groaned as she was held in a doggy position, fucked on her restrained hand and knees as the tentacles kept pushing deeper and harder and rubbed her inner walls and G-Spots sore.

She was moved closer to the creature, golden, teary eyes looking up at it as she was pushed towards a tentacle she had never seen before.

A size twice the one of the tentacles inside of her and rivaling the size of both her arms, it was pushed up against her face.

The poor, stretched and claimed brunette knew; she would not last much longer.

Cassandra attempted to stretch her lips mouth wide, yet the tip even was too big to fit inside. She feared what would be done to her, how it would leave her utterly gaped should the monstrosity be forced into her.

Alas, she was lucky, when yet another tendril merely wrapped around her neck and pulled her downwards, her tongue and mouth smudged against the fat tip of the the tentacle, the soft, round head warm against her face.

She whimpered as she licked and lifted it with her tongue, licking and kissing the thing while her two roles were ruined.

She shivered as she sucked as best as she could, the pleasure between her legs and on her clit nearly unbearable.

Cassandra felt the monstrosity thrust against her face as she orgasmed, screaming and drooling for it just the way the creature seemed to like it.

With teary eyes she stared up, panting and gulping as the tendrils shot cum inside of her and against her face and chest.

She knew, this was not the end.

[killemwithkawaii]

I just tested positive for covid and am feeling ✨not so funky fresh✨ and thinking about Sal and Larry taking care of me is the only thing keeping me going 😭💕

Just imaging them bundling their pathetic sick little s/o (me) up in fluffy blankets, feeding me soup, cuddling me and petting my hair!! They are so sweet and they (Sal in particular) would be SO good at taking care of their sick s/o 🥺😷💕

“baby, what’re you doing up? Don’t worry I’ll get you whatever you need just rest”

“No you’ll get sick too 🥺” “And leave my baby here alone? Fat chance 😤”

“Open wide baby you gotta eat at least a few bites~” “such a good baby for me”

“I know the medicine is gross sweetheart but it’s gonna make you feel better!”

They would totally spoil their pathetic sick little s/o and wait on them hand an foot no matter their protest 🥺 just lots of snuggling and hand feeding and petting. Sal softly playing the guitar while Larry’s deep voice rumbles in my ear and lulls me to sleep 😩💕

- 🥚

>SO SWEET!! I especially love the part with them petting you and lulling you to sleep together... 🥺👉👈💖

>I feel like Larry knows what he's doing, having taken care of his mom whenever she'd get her yearly colds, and would make sure you had what you needed within reach, comfort you when it's needed, and otherwise give you space to rest, while Sal would be such a mother hen and would compulsively check on you any time he hears a sniffle or thinks of something you might need.... Between the two of them, they definitely have you covered 👍🍲🌡💊💕

>I really hope that with a combination of R&R and heaps of f/o love, you've made a swift recovery and you're feeling better now, 🥚 anon! 🤗💖

>In case you're not, here's a comic of Sal and I that I drew when I had covid last year (I know it's no fun at all, but a kith from those cold prosthetic lips sure does help! 🤒💖)

[winwintea]

i keep refreshing your blog just to see if u updated, LIKE LEAVING US LIKE THAST? NO FUJCKING WAY. alos, is someone from chenle's group involved with the scarlets?(do not mind the typos. i was going abit cra-cra writing this) could i be the 🍉 or 🥚 anon?

HELP ME SORRY LMAO YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO SUFFER FOR A BIT I TOOK A BREAK FOR 4TH OF JULY AND SAW SOME PRETTY COOL FIREWORKS (but next chapter very soon)

and don’t worry happy endings coming your way very soon!

nobody from chenle’s friend group is involved with the scarlets! just yiren and jaemin! ricky’s family used to work with them, but they no longer do.

i already have an 🍉 anon but you could totally be 🥚 anon 💕💕

[ohbo-ohno]

this is the first time i actually read the shock collar au and im ??? 🤯🤯🤯 I never knew i needed that 😵‍💫 it was so, so good. Thank u for always giving us bangers after bangers 🫶🏻

(perhaps you could refer to me as 🥚 anon?)

oh omg so so glad you enjoyed it haha!!!!! i haven't added to that in monthsssssss but im more than happy to repost it for new followers <3

[rodolfoparras]

Pardon the bother, but how do you come up with Johnny's dialogue? It seems difficult (to me at least) to make it sound natural and in character. Is it alright to ask you for a few pointers on this matter?

Respectfully yours,

-Яйцо

Not a bother sugar bee! I’m happy to help out whenever I can! However I don’t think I’m the best person to ask this question 😭 the only time I feel like I’m writing someone in character is when I write price 😭 but I know @thegnomelord does a wonderful job at writing all of 141 in character! I’m sure he’d happily help you!

Also another tip would be to check the ghoap tag on ao3 because I feel like ghoap writers go out of their way to properly write soap from mannerisms down to his accent 🫶🏻

[emchante]

hiii em glad u liked the concept!! I'm really bad at pulling up fictional situations, so it's nice to hear it's a viable one. if I have anything to add to it, I'll add this egg 🥚 emoji for reference just to be recognised in case others have more ideas to add too!!

Not sure if you've written this before but how about a balcony fuck?! I can't stop thinking about what if the streets are buzzing at night, with so much people over for a race weekend, daniel lives at a top floor with his rooms facing the roads and he simply switches the lights off in his apartment and takes reader on the balcony???

losing my mind thinking of this already. can't wait for when you get to it aaahhh!!

HELLOO again nonnie!! thank you for the little reminder so i know who you are!! you’ll be put as 🥚 anon now and you’ll have ur own lil tag <3

oh my GODDD though. i have to admit, i haven’t written a balcony fuck.. yet 👀 but best believe it’ll be in your fic when it comes. because holy shit, balcony fuck has SO much potential. and this is fuckboy daniel we’re talking about, peak cockiness in rbr, best believe he’s going to go all out.

you’re front facing on the balcony, completely naked as your front is bent over the balcony. your tits are on display for anyone walking the streets of monaco that late at night. how could they not notice, especially when you’re whining and moaning daniel’s name at the top of your lungs? daniel behind you, shirt off with his boxers and jeans looking at his ankles as he fucks right into you, one hand on your hip with the other on the back of your neck, holding you in place.

he’s got a filthy mouth, we know this. he’s whispering, though. the people of monaco can’t know it’s daniel ricciardo who’s fucking your brains out. so, he’s whispering the filthiest, dirtiest words to you as you can only let the streets of monaco know how much you’re enjoying his words, his touch and his cock right inside of you.

egg nonnie, balcony fuck with daniel IS happening. mark my words.

[abchavenforanon]

I know an anon already said something about wanting more bashing fics, and they beat me to it, please fanfic writers give me a fic where one or multiple of the characters are assholes off camera or are creeps

Or maybe a crack fic about how New York isn’t always the cold mean looking brute but instead is the guy that takes a bubble bath in the subway or he gets on an episode of Impractical Jokers I’m craving something out of the fanon norm

-🥚

more bash fics and crack ships would be incredible. I love this fandom to bits, but I do agree that we've developed a norm for what type of fics we write, and I'd love to see what else people can think up!

[razzle-zazzle]

For your villainous parent au I think it would be really funny if you gave branch an ability to control shadows with his voice (a lil bit like that one dude from princess and the frog I forgot his name) and had him sing gives you hell by The all American rejects at his brothers because bby boi has ✨-🥚 anon

Growing up, Branch didn't really learn any actual magic from Lola. He wouldn't sing a single note, after all, and the magic she uses is basically an extension of a Troll's innate ability to affect the world around them through song.

So imagine her excitement when she returns in World Tour and finds him singing again! Oh, she has so many new things she can teach him now! Sure, some of her magic comes with a cost, but it's not like Branch has shied away from her lessons before. She's sure he'll take to these ones with just as much dedication! (she's not entirely wrong)

[piningpercussionist]

The duality of anons

-the rabid children you accidentally adopt

-vaguely threatening ones

-ones that make you 20% gayer every ask they send

-🥚

Yeah, I've got quite an assortment here, haven't I?

The kid's are alright, I guess... I just try not to be a dick, for the most part. And they've been kinda sweet so far. The vague threats I could do with less of, but hey, what's a girl to do?

*She shrugs dismissively, looking away.*

I don't know that there are any that have made me gayer though, necessarily. Just ones where I seem to inexplicably make a fool of myself.

[muffinsin]

List of the lovely anons of this blog! :)

As there’s too many specific anons to all put in the featured tags (there’s a 24 tag limit I believe), I’ve decided to list them all here and put the tags on this post :)

This way y’all can find the requests of specific anons of this blog more easily, I hope

Part 2 to this, here

(Masterlists)

(The following are not in a specific order. I’m hoping to add to this list whenever a new anon claims a title🫶 don’t hesitate to let me know if I forgot some, please)

Rambunctious anon

Deluded anon

Weird anon

Touch starved anon

Asian anon

Lurker anon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ anon

🐺 anon

🪶 anon

🎍 anon

⚔️ anon

👀 anon

🌲 anon

🐉 anon

🥚 anon

🦝 anon

Fluff anon

Flyin anon

Tia

-////- anon

🌊 anon

🦈 anon

🏳️‍🌈 anon

Users

Dianabetic6

Darkittensniper

El rey diablo

Fantasy-relax

Zeleneagle

The mighty pebble

[killemwithkawaii]

Having a Sanity’s Fall dance party in my garage wanna come? (It is 1 in the morning and I’m high and dancing in my garage) -🥚

This ask was sent to me in April of last year, but if the party's still going, load another bowl bc I'm so there >:3c

[winwintea]

WOW??? THE CHAPTER 50? DAMN LONDON, YOU KILLED UP THE WRITING MAN. ALSO LIKE JAEMIN AS A VILLAN IS LOWKEY HOT.

🥚anon

THANK YOU AAAAAA IVE NEVER WRITTEN FIGHT SCENES BEFORE AND I JUST ENVISIONED AN ACTION SCENE FROM A MOVIE TO HELP LOL 💀💀

ur kinda right though. like some other asks i’ve gotten the jaemin apologist squad really pumped it up a notch

i would be okay with dating red flag jaemin though tbh 🤗