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[heylittleriotact]

OMFGHHAHAHAHA - NO!!

Also:

If he’s dosing this shit like vitamin c chewables, Rook is absolutely going to stage an intervention😂

Vintage Vegemite ad, from The Man Who Invented Vegemite by Jamie Callister.

[milksockets]

[rebouks]

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Byrd: Why’re you scared of water? Levi: I’m not. Byrd: There must be a reason. Levi: Why is anyone scared of anything? Like why are you scared of the dark, or why is Wren scared of blood n’ stuff? Wren: ‘Cause it’s gross and no one’s supposed to bleed, swimming is fun. Byrd: I guess you could drown if you couldn’t swim or whatever. Levi: I think it started when I was a kid n’ almost drowned in the bath. Byrd: How? Levi: I don’t know, my mom was probably being shit-.. I barely remember. Byrd: Enough to be scared though. Levi: Apparently. [Byrd floated aimlessly on his back for a moment, thoughtfully peering at the clouds] Byrd: Dad says you’re supposed to do stuff you’re scared of or it gets worse, like he’s always turning the lights out on me or shoving our cuts n’ bruises in Wren’s face-.. in a nice way though, y’know? Levi: Is it working? Wren: Kinda. Byrd: Why don’t you just stick a foot in? Levi: No thanks. Byrd: C’mon, no one’s gonna shove you. Levi: Nope. Byrd: Pfft. Oscar: Christ, Byrd.. what the hell are you doing in there?! That cast is gonna stink. Byrd: Oh-.. oops. Oscar: Get out and put it in the sun! Oscar: Now. Byrd: I’m cominG-.. it’s getting chopped off soon anyway, right? Oscar: Yeah, and the poor doctor’s gonna pass out from your stank.

[ghurab-alzilal]

3 y/o Damian: *pats Jason's head *

LoA's Jason, with a soft smile : What's up, bǎobèi?

3 y/o Damian, while still patting him : I'm trying to wake up the skunk in your head.

LoA's Jason, squeezing Damian's cheeks with a bitter smile : xiǎo shǐ...

[sweetvillainjude]

The way half the main characters in the cruel prince were at some point attracted to Jude is wild but SO girlboss of her. Like Locke had actual feelings for her, Valerian was lusting over her, I suspect that The Ghost did too for a time, and I don’t even need to say Cardan who was actually disgusted by how often he thought of her back when they had the enemies thing going on. Like no wonder she pissed them off, my girl Jude was KILLING it

[nogooddeetz]

when you first hear “america is great again” when watching the guy who didn’t like musicals… starkid never fucking misses. they know. not a single miss. they say exactly what’s up without spelling it out. they spill it all. you can’t be a fan of theirs if you’re a fuckhead. they will call you out.

[soundlessdragon]

[cyanomys]

[omg-hellgirl]

Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall photographed by Roberto Faissal in Brazil, 1984.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS PEAK... -🌺

NO? NO.

What is WRONG WITH YOU.

Actually, I'm not surprised. You enjoy puns... it seems like it goes hand in hand with one another.

[disguisedmermaid]

vacation mode 🫶♥️

[ineffablehubbys]

He is proof that babygirl and dilf can coexist

[eugeneplace]

What happens if you give a borred me a whole evening to draw and the promp "JD doesn't leave after the breakup"?

You get what we like to call Queen JD Au

King Peppy needed a new partner after the death of his last one, and, taking advantage of the unfortunate economic situation of a poor John Dory... He took the young pop star as his new wife...

I'm sorry, Peppy stands, we hate him in this house and turned him into a villain Xd

[rebouks]

Banter is how they show they care.....

[rafecameronswifeyy]

Please someone say sike RIGHT fucking now.

[aman1taverna]

the cognitive dissonance goes crazy