#[🌺] my posts!

[whipped-for-fictionals]

bdubs isn't in real life because he knew so many height jokes were gonna be made

[crystallizsch]

uh hi. meet jas(mine)???

[daydreaming-en-pointe]

it’s nice to have a friend (pt. 1)

Pairing: Hobie Brown (Spider-Punk) x GN!Reader

Type: Mini Fic - Fluff-ish??

Word count: 1.6k

Warnings: Cursing, maybe a little bit ooc Hobie since it’s been months, a few halfhearted attempts at his accent and then I just gave up whoops

A/N: wrote this while having the worst cramps of my life last month and only finished it now 👍 idk I just felt like cussing out the world at that point so that might explain the excessive swearing 😭

Tap tap tap.

You were just about dropping off to sleep when you heard those light knocks on the window. Probably just a clumsy bird.

Tap tap tap tap.

The knocks grew more insistent, more familiar - a pattern of sorts. You heaved a long, mildly annoyed sigh and got up to open the window.

It was not, in fact, an annoying pigeon. It was Spider-Punk in the flesh. Or as you knew him, your absolute dumbass of a best friend.

“It’s 3am in the fucking morning,” You waved your hand at the pitch-darkness outside, giving him the most formidable glare you could muster. “What do you want?”

“Hello, sunshine!” Hobie hopped inside, pulled off his mask, and gave you a completely unfazed grin. “Nice to see you too. Stop glaring at me! What, I can’t see my best friend whenever I want?”

“It is 3am in the fucking morning,” You repeated, pointing helpfully at the clock on your bedside table, though you had to press your lips together to squash a smile. Good grief, did his little cross between a smirk and a smile have to be so contagious?

“But I can’t sleep, and clearly you can’t sleep, and I missed you, so let’s go!”

“You saw me barely six hours ago,” You deadpanned, already pulling yourself to your feet and grabbing your coat from where it lay thrown across the the bedside table. “Drama queen.”

“Me? A drama queen? Nah, I’ll show you drama.” He flopped melodramatically onto the floor, grabbing your ankle and pretending to die. He looked ridiculous, like a lanky stick-bug-fish hybrid that crawled onto land and starting flapping about.

“Hobie, get up!” You gave a little huff, reaching a hand down to yank him upwards. “Okay, fine, let’s go wherever it is you want to go.”

“Yay! Can we go to the roof?”

“Sure, we can take the fire esca- HOBIE WHAT THE FUCK NOT AGAIN!” Before you could even take a step towards your bedroom door, he had grabbed you around the middle and leaped out the window. Your stomach dropped as he let you both plummet almost to the ground before shooting a web to the railing that ran the length of the roof and extended a little bit over. You both shot up like a rocket and he angled you in such a way that your landing would be much gentler than his.

“The next time you do that I’m going to throw up on you,” You warned him once you got the air back in your lungs (after a little bit of wheezing).

“That’s what you said last time. Besides, ‘s like a free amusement park ride! Honestly, I’m so generous, you don’t even have to pay,” He chuckled softly, brushing past you to sit at the edge of the roof.

“Sometimes I don’t even know why I put up with you,” You muttered, carefully navigating around the looser tiles on the roof to go and sit next to him.

The atmosphere was silent, not peaceful exactly but just still for the moment. Factories in the distance were still chugging out thick smog that floated up to join the suffocating clumps in slowly strangling the city. The alleyways were dark save for a few slivers of moonlight that managed to cut through the pitch-blackness of the backstreets.

Perfect time for a philosophical conversation, right?

“Do you ever wish that that spider hadn’t bitten you?”

Hobie looked at you in surprise, his eyebrows raising slightly. He looked back over the city, leaning back on his palms. “Well… sometimes. What I mean is… sometimes I just wish I didn’t have to do this, y’know? But it’s better me than some pig. One of those bastards as Spider-Man would be a fuckin’ nightmare. For everyone who sees through Osborn’s bullshit.”

You nodded, satisfied with his answer. Truth be told, you didn’t understand much of what he said - it was 3am, it had been a long day, and the words just didn’t register in your tired brain. You closed your eyes for a few minutes, leaning on Hobie. It wasn’t very comfortable, since not only did you have to avoid impaling yourself on the small spikes on his vest, but his shoulder was also pretty bony under the fabric.

“Tired?” He turned his head to look down at you, eyes soft and sweet and filled with something you couldn’t quite put a name to right now, perhaps because of the state of your consciousness.

You rolled your eyes, having still not fully pushed away the remaining traces of grumpiness that lingered from your rude awakening. “Thanks to the dumbass who woke me up at some unholy hour.”

“Come on, you know you wouldn’t have slept anyway. At least this way you have some company.”

You opened your mouth to say something back but slowly shut it upon realising that he was right. Absolutely insufferable.

You just snorted and closed your eyes, savouring the moment as best as you can. You loved quiet moments like these, where you could ask anything and get an honest answer instead of having to mince your words — maybe you liked them more than you should, but it was fairly harmless, right?

Marriage could end in divorce, couples could break up, and young love really wasn’t a constant. You couldn’t expect something so intoxicating to retain its magic against the test of time.

So it was better to take that fierce rush of whatever it was that you were feeling and label it as platonic love. Because strong platonic love, when it was returned, was benign and beautiful and all-encompassing, all at once.

“Oi, don’t fall asleep here. Still with me?”

You felt a light touch of ridiculously cold fingers against your forehead and jolted fully awake.

“Asshole,” You complained, batting away his ice blocks for hands. “Have you been sitting and stewing in a fridge for a few hours?”

Hobie snickered at your annoyed frown and chose that moment to break into a grin, reaching into his pockets. “Oh, that reminds me, I made us matching bracelets!”

He held out two bracelets, ridiculously tiny in comparison to his fingers. They were both composed of random beads, staples, half-broken bottle caps and bits of coloured string threaded onto a loop of fishing twine. The loud, mismatched colours practically vibrated off of them in shockwaves like some sort of sonic boom of Hobie-ness.

In short, they were absolutely perfect. There was nothing that he could’ve given you that would remind you more of him. All sleepiness was momentarily forgotten as you took one of them, holding it up to examine it in whatever moonlight managed to cut through the clouds.

You gave him a smile, slipping it onto your wrist carefully. “It’s beautiful, Hobes. Thank you.”

“Ah, we’re back with the nicknames! There it is! Good to know I didn’t actually make a mistake waking you up.” His tone was lighthearted and teasing, but his smile had turned into one of affection as he watched your reaction to his gift.

There it was again. You’d seen it a few times recently, and it had been silently eating at you no matter how much you tried to dismiss it as simple friendship.

Nothing more than a tiny little flash of that puzzling something in his eyes, but something that made you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and not just in a way that someone would feel about their best friend. Something that gave you the courage to finally break free from the voice in your head whispering about everything that could go wrong — although that might have been because of your horrendous lack of sleep and the tiredness that was tinging each of your thoughts with just a little bit of delirium.

Screw keeping it platonic.

“Hobie,” You began, and something in your tone must have sounded different because he trained his eyes on you, his head cocking to the side slightly. You faltered slightly, trying to think of something to say. But before you could find a way to put your exhausted, confused mess of thoughts into words properly, he winced and his face scrunched up in the way it always did whenever his spider-sense went off.

“I’m sorry, I gotta…” Hobie gestured vaguely down at the alleyways, an apology practically written on his face. You nodded, ignoring the hollow pit of disappointment forming in your stomach.

“Yeah, you should go. I’ll… see you tomorrow?”

“Tomorrow,” He agreed, already fishing through his vest pockets and digging out his mask. He paused to give you a cheeky grin before slipping the fabric over his face. “Don’t worry, I’ll pick a more pleasant time to drop in.”

“That’s what you said last time!” You called after him as he leaped off the building, disappearing down into the roads winding around, into and throughout the city. You stayed where you were, hugging your knees to your chest as you stared at the ever-shifting skyline. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Of course something came up right as you had finally mustered up the courage to say something… and yet, it felt as though he was almost expecting it. Like he wanted you to say it.

You scoffed at the absurdity of your train of thought, looping around and around hopefully like a broken clockwork toy. All wishful thinking, perhaps? Then again, maybe not. You pushed yourself to your feet, pushing open the fire escape and beginning to make your way back to your apartment. You almost missed the terrifying rush of adrenaline that accompanied one of Hobie’s daredevil manoeuvres in and out of windows on the fifth floors of buildings. Almost.

You got into bed again and switched off the light, pausing to look out of the still-open window. Oh, well...

You moved to close it, pulling down the pane of glass and latching it at the bottom.

Maybe next time.

@hobiebrownismygod @l0starl @therealloopylupin2099 (not sure if i’m missing anybody else, it’s been a while 😭)

[bucklawtie]

inspired by bunny!amber from @/comet-forgot-you

( ignore how 90% of it is nsfw )

nsfw under the cut .

thinking about demihuman bunny!jackie taylor..

bunny!jackie who has a pair of big fluffy rabbit ears and a little nub for a tail.

bunny!jackie with long pointy ears that swivel at every sound..

bunny!jackie who stomps her foot like a rabbit when she's frustrated or angry, and its really hard to take her seriously when she does.

bunny!jackie who is incredibly embarrassed by her high libido, as she's practically insatiable.

bunny!jackie who has a bunch of toys and keeps them just tucked away in her closet.

bunny!jackie whos incredible flustered when you find her toys. not just because of the amount, but because of what she was using.

bunny!jackie who has a breeding kink... she dont care if your using a strap, get that girl pregnant.

such a big breeding kink that she begs for you to get her pregnant every time you use a strap.

to a point where when you finally got her a squirting one... lets just say, the strap wasnt the only one squirting.

bunny!jackie who could ride your strap for hours, and even flips you over to ride you once you're too tired.

bunny!jackie who could eat your pussy until her jaw falls off...

bunny!jackie who loves face sitting, whether giving or recieving.

bunny!jackie who loves when you pull her ears or hair. whether it be when your fucking her, eating your pussy, or literally anything else.

bunny!jackie who has super sensitive ears. not all of her ears, but the second you graze the base of her ears or tug on it, shes soaked.

lowkey kinda incoherent and random but idk i js need to tell my truth.. also i might add more later this is js a quick thing..

[faguscarolinensis]

Scutellaria montana / Largeflower Skullcap at the Sarah P. Duke Gardens at Duke University in Durham, NC

[hartz4medea]

I just wanna kiss his lips until we’re both sore

*Goes back to writing cave*

[superm4ks]

not to get full parasocial in your inbox but it was so upsetting to me that in the first slip up max had in like 2.5 years!!! journos all over the world were ready to pile up on him like this? and some stuff that came out was really low, claiming he was "always like this", that "he never changed", even that one that argued that his father failed on raising max to be better than him, like? for how long they were holding on all this vitriol? this sucks so much

Baby .. walk wid me for a second.

This Max Verstappen we speak of. This is not some third rate meathead behind the wheel who found himself in a battle for the win and fumbled. Max has paid his dues. Hes done things in this sport that were seen as unthinkable. His fight wid Lando was aggressive, and on the limit, but first and foremost, it was racing. Theres only so much pundits can say until it becomes clear they are trying to punish a driver for racing because of who that driver is, not necessarily because of what happened in the race. I can assure u, and I'll hold ur hand when I say this, that 99% of the actual community knows Max did nothing but his job, the best way he knew how, and it wud be antithetical to the very heart of motorsport to try and punish him for hustling for position like he did. Max is respected for how he races. He's not tolerated, hes not indulged, he's respected. Drivers want to fight him, they want the challenge. Nobody will give them a harder time than Max in the car and thats something that awakes a part of their DNA as racers that shud be long asleep. He's a very well regarded technical driver, exactly because of of how he operates within the limits. I wish to God nobody had ever taught those bitches the words 'moving under braking' because I dont think even Ant Davidson knows what that means anymore and how its predicted in the sporting regulations. I can also tell u regardless of how upset Landito got, he knows exactly what it means to have gone toe to toe wid Max like that, he loved every second of it and he prolly wants to do it again. So I get it, the media climate has been frustrating, but honestly its such weak sauce and clearly personal that I cant even feel too bothered by it. At the end of the day , what is this even about? Its about Max going racing. Big bro went racing again. If anything I feel fortunate that he always will.

[pinkwinesupernovas]

hii taking a lil break from tumblr will be back soon love you guys <3

[whipped-for-fictionals]

reblog for a larger sample size!

[travelerbasilau]

[sprite edits and messy, messy concepts galore!]

[crystallizsch]

Trouble? You're only in trouble if you get caught. So don't let me catch you ~

uhhhhh say hi to jamil and yuusha's kid jas(mine) pt 2 (also here and here are like my only two other posts of her)

HFDDF OKAY SO - i actually had these unfinished sketches from months ago of jas as a nrc student and scarabia housewarden

this sneaky little bastard (affectionate) had never left my cranium she was just sitting idly by

im sobbing i hate jas so much (lie i love her)

jamil and yuusha still aren't supposed to have a kid so i just imagine this to be an alternate timeline for them 🤧🤧🤧

soooo info dump time ---

━━━━━━✦ scarabia housewarden nrc jas

jas has a vice-housewarden who is her childhood best friend (figuring out if i want them to be twst rajah or abu)

also thinking about if i want yuusha to be a staff member in nrc with grim or just dead during this time (why? just because)

no further info tbh, scarabia housewarden jas is just vibing

━━━━━━✦ child jas stuffs

i'm SO indecisive about her design as a toddler/preteen lowkey 😭

she was very sweet as a toddler but somewhere along the line she just became more carefree and chaotic

jas is a mama's girl but is more alike with her father than she cares to admit

octavinelle trio and heartslabyul duo + grim are like the honorary uncles (jas's favorites are floyd, ace, and grim bc they sometimes enable her with shenanigans)

even though jas has favorite uncles, najma is the favorite favorite. i imagine she's just the cool aunt

if mama yuu is "shrimpy" then jas is a "tiger prawn" (bc rajah)

jas LOVES doing people's hair including her own; would rather do them by hand rather than by magic

jamil showed jas how to breakdance once and it became ingrained in her personality ever since

(there's probably still more about her that i'm forgetting but this is it for now)

━━━━━━✦ bonus future jamiyuu stuff because i miss them

jamil took yuusha's last name surprise surprise (if they get married)

i imagine after nrc they'd be travelling together actually, not necessarily settling down

(i'm REALLY not 100% on them settling down and having a kid but i still love jas a lot so im so conflicted) (that's why aus exist 😔✨)

(and if hypothetically they do settle down i think yuusha being staff in nrc with grim + maybe jamil who travels for work (or being a house husband??? maybe they alternate roles) can be adorable ideas)

━━━━━━✦ (i also had this thing that i never posted about that one trope of a fankid finding themselves in nrc bc of portal/time/mirror shenanigans)

(jamil found both of them asleep somewhere and refuses to wake them up)

also some bonus tidbits about this scenario with them:

💜: Is she a family member of yours? How'd she get here?

🐍: I have never seen that child in my life before now. And there's no way I could have missed news about a new relative of mine.

💜: You know how ridiculous it sounds if she's related to me. I'm not from here. She even looks more like you!

🐍: Jas has the same color of eyes as you. Didn't you tell me she mistook you for her mother?

💜: ...Yeah, but I don't like what you're implying.

🐍: Well, I'm not exactly happy with this either.

they're just both in denial of the implication of this child existing and neither of them is saying it out loud.

and the angst/wholesomeness(???) of jamil asking jas's full name and hearing that she has her mother's last name instead of his

eventually they grew attached (unfortunately) until somehow they send jas home to her original timeline

and then they finally have a real conversation about what all that was about

anyways thank you for reading if you've made it this far;;; end tweet

[cruel-kaya]

Taaruf rog ho Jaye to us ka bhulna behtar

Taaluq bojh ban jaaye to us ko todna achha

vo afsana jise anjam tak laana na ho mumkin

use ik khubsurat mod de kar chhodna achha

[weepylucifer]

Picture this: Steban, home for semester break, sitting in his mother's little garden, excitedly telling her about inframaterialism. She smiles and says "Okay, mijo, but until you can grow vegetables with your mind, you're going to have to get your hands dirty" and hands him a shovel or a little bag of seeds

[rainbow-journalist]

this is random but can we be friends? ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

I wanted to ask that for a while but I was shy xD

Oh, of course, new friendships are always welcome, I hope we get along and don't worry, you're not alone, I'm also quite shy and embarrassed.

[pyaari-naari]

"But flowers die—"

Okay.. and ?

Hold your breath while I immortalise those bloom along with that exact moment in history.

Watch as I press them between the pages of my books to immortalise their beauty for as long as I exist.

[kruxband]

thinking about my F/Os in a transgender way again,,,,