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[microwavingfranky]

Punching and chewing on the walls of my enclosure

[greykolla-art]

Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

[willgrahamscock]

t-shirt that says 'touch starved' and on the back it says 'for violence'

[stolenbybirds]

I'm sorry SCP Fandom but I will be Pressure posting for a second- but, I love that fish. I want him. I- [REDACTED] - O5-6

[starry-bi-sky]

FUNNIEST fucking shit that comes with making Danny eleven years old when he had his accident in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" is the implication following, that everything that happened in the show did too. And I fully intend on (mostly) keeping it like that. There'll be some changes (of which I need to figure out) but for the most part??? Yeah relatively the same.

Like I FULLY intend on keeping Dark Danny occurring 6 months post accident. Do you know how fucking HILARIOUS that is??? That Dan got his ass kicked by a goddamn FIFTH-SIXTH GRADER?? I'd never show my face ever again. Homeboy spent the last ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, only to get his ass beat by a kid who hasn't even lost his last baby tooth. That's hysterical. I'm losing my mind just thinking about it.

AND PARIAH DARK TOO. Imagine being an eons old tyrant capable of dragging whole towns down into your dimension, and you get singehandedly shoved back into your coffin in less than 48 hours by a kid whose bedtime is still 8:30. You didn't even have the time to expand your army! You were still trying to take over the city the kid came from!

And he just!!! Shoves you back in!! Insane! This kid hasn't even been dead for a full year yet! He's still growing in his ghost fangs! And he just knocked you flat on your ass in an oversized mech suit. What the fuck! It's like looking down and seeing a four week old kitten meowing very indignantly at you and trying to bite your feet, except that kitten is also actually a black-footed cat and they have a 60% kill success rate, and oops! Now you're dead. You took too long laughing at the kitten trying to attack you that it clawed up your pant leg and ripped out your throat.

COULD I, realistically, span these episodes out over the course of 2.5 years prior to Danny's family dying?? Yes I could! Do I think it's hilarious (and horribly traumatizing, which makes it twice as fun) to shove all of this into the span of (roughly) a year instead?? Yes. Because the show has such a skewed timeline that I've always just assumed that at the end of the show, Danny was starting his sophomore year in high school. So fuck it, lets go for it!

[girlboyburger]

i heard you folks might like fluttershy? 🦋

[pangur-and-grim]

disharmony at the watering hole

[kendyroy]

Logan’s head over heels for him

[heart-select]

Honey, just put your sweet lips on my lips

[montereybayaquarium]

It’s always tough going back to work after a holiday…

[comfortyart]

Tender

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[kittykalliarts]

For decades, the blank vision that Iudex Neuvillette wears near his heart has been subject to much discussion in Fontaine. Nobody remembers who it had once belonged to or why the ancient dragon protected it so jealously. It is said that if the Chief Justice would to stare at it for a long while, it would be sure to rain right after. Oh, how beloved that person must've been.

[shitpostingkats]

I'm sorry I'll never be over how funny the chocobros are. There's two different guys who essentially grew up alongside the MC, putting his life before their own and in parts helping raise him for the grand destiny that is about to befall all of them.

And then one totally normal dude you met in highschool who got one month of gun training.

[vikasmama]

slow, sloppy makeout session with sevika… she’s got you sittin’ all pretty in her lap, her mech hand on your hip and the other casually resting over your throat. her hold isn’t too firm, while still slightly possessive. she only uses it as a guide, smiling into your kiss when you grab at her wrist and sigh into her mouth. you’re growing needier by the second, whining as she pushes her tongue past your lips again and again. and you know she feels it too when she starts getting feverish, abandoning her soft touches and squeezing her fingers into your neck, angling her face another way to kiss you deeper, groaning when you manage to fist your hands into her hair.

you release from each other, the little pop! sound from it somehow filling the room. her chest heaves as she gets a good look at you, eyes still closed and your kiss-swollen lips catching the warm lighting perfectly. sevika moves to cup your cheek and you instinctively lean into her palm, your gaze soft and sweet on her in a way she’s trying to get used to. her thumb swipes your bottom lip, and you take it into your mouth to suck before she even has to push it in herself. it makes her brain fuzzy, with an overwhelming need to fuck you dumb.

(minors + men dni!)

[exhausted-undead]

lest lest lest!!!