#[ unsanitary ]

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[crippled-peeper]

raw milk enthusiasts are seriously some of the stupidest people alive “it has probiotics in it” that’s cow shit. you’re drinking cow shit

[nyyyxmidnight]

Mr. @prokopetz! You should show them the swearing lesson scene from the Québécois movie Bon Cop Bad Cop (2006) as an example. This one has English subtitles for the French parts (cw: police brutality against a white guy treated as humour):

I know folks who habitually swear in English even though it's not their first language because "English has all the fun swear words", and while I don't disagree that in terms of languages that are fun to swear in, English is pretty high up the list, I feel like some of these people desperately need to be introduced to Québécois French.

[mychlapci]

Yk now that one letter Napoleon sent to his wife, “ I will return in three days; don’t wash” well that but make it tfp megop.

Megatronus often had to leave for his gladiator fights for multiple days and after his victories he would tell Orion to not clean himself. As gladiators often found natural musty scents sexy.

i genuinely think about that letter so much i even made a reference to it in my prowlop fic. i don't generally vibe with napoleon but that was hot as hell !!

Megatronus loves it when he comes home and can finally bury himself in Orion’s musky pussy. he’ll gladly lick the Orion’s body clean all night long, if he'll let him.

[clubpenguinkiller]

dude i just saw a post on the adhdwomen subreddit that was like “omg i accidentally left my menstrual cup in for 2 weeks am i gonna get toxic shock syndrome😰😰😰” and there was a ton of comments like “don’t worry girl ive left mine in for longer im fine” and the real kicker “i left a tampon in from the end of one period to the start of the next without realizing” wnd im over like like WHAT….HOW??? HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE YOU HAVE A FOREIGN OBJECT IN YOUR VAGINA??? DO YOU NOT WASH YOUR PUSSY HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET ABOUT A TAMPON I KNOW THE STRING IS COVERED IN SHIT AND PISS LIKE WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ms-demeanor]

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

[froody]

Yeah. I pray to God they do not. Because they will not learn and they will spread it. It’s like anti-maskers go to crowded stores just to cough and touch things.

IDK how humanity will ever recover from the damage created by COVID conspiracy theories. Like, of course we are seeing a huge spike in serious respiratory illnesses, we just experienced a period of time where it was common to travel long distances and be in confined spaces with multiple people while sharing food and drink. And COVID is still kicking about, not to mention it is flu season and N5N1 just claimed its first victim. Your local health authorities and medical professionals are not fucking lying to you. Wash your hands, wear a mask, avoid crowded places and stay home if you’re sick. Many hospitals are already feeling overwhelmed. Try not to end up there.

[surskip]

this is killing me

[shiftythrifting]

free

[magicicapra]

looking for recipes so i can find out what to do with the four potatoes i spontaneously purchased when grocery shopping and then getting worried i might make something bad and then laughing when i remembered one of my all time favorite reddit posts + phrase i think about and vocal stim with all the time because of it

[prokopetz]

"Whatever is in that flask would fix me" it's piss. Any time you see a Medieval illustration of a guy at a sick person's bedside holding up a flask and peering intently at it, nine times out of ten that specific visual trope is meant to be a depiction of a doctor performing urinalysis. The flask is full of piss.

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[valtsv]

while i respect that it's more of a theoretical kink fantasy than an actual practical consideration, i do think it's pretty funny that blood is the most quote-unquote Acceptable body fluid to get horny about when in reality it's really not any less disgusting or more dignified than sweat, piss, shit or bile. it just looks prettier i guess.

[asheoninactive]

Fuuka has multiple lines in P3R’s Tziah block telling you to not drink the water in the area .

So here’s who I think lead to her reminding the party to not drink it

Btw she’s not here but kotone drank it

[bedupolker]

Eating too much medically pure ketamine can give you a tummy ache

[mychlapci]

Maybe the built in AC stopped working and everyone is overheating like hell, and swerve gets the amazing idea of selling ice cream, using the milk he harvested from some duly appointed Tyrestical accord bot and some syrup he had from scratch *cough* transfluid *cough* everyone falls in love with this gelato. Maybe he'll add it to his menu by how popular this treat is?

finally... Swerve's Cream.