#[ the intrusive thoughts won ]

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

*Buck taking charge during a call*

Buck: We're a team, alright? Ride or die.

Eddie: I'd totally ride you.

Buck: What?

Ravi: He said that he'd totally ride you.

[pezhead]

I like to think Donbot is still a teen on the inside~

[equestriagirl16]

MC: So what are you guy’s New Years resolutions?

Grim: Same as always, become the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen!

Deuce: I just hope to keep doing well in my academics. Make my friends and family proud.

Ace: Boooo!

Deuce: Like you have a better one!

Ace: To be honest, it’s a toss up between being a basketball champ or getting a partner..

Deuce: Pffft-

Ace: HEY!-

MC: *finds Malleus down the hall before the girls start fighting* Mal-Mal!

Malleus: Hello MC, I hope you’re doing well today.

MC: I’m great, but I’ve got a question. You have any resolutions for this New Year?

Malleus: *pulls out paper from his blazer* As a matter of fact I’ve complied a few on a small list right here.

Grim: I dare you to cross out anything that has to do with MC.

Malleus: …

MC: …

Malleus: *slowly eats the paper*

MC: *flabber and gasted* MALLEUS SPIT IT OUT!-

Malleus: *muffled* NO!

Grim: *WHEEZE*

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

i made one. its not great but i did it.

[trippinsorrows]

Coming Soon

Mari is music’s sweetheart. With a bubbly, kind, relatable personality and a voice that’s been likened to Mariah and Whitney, she’s topped the charts and smashed records ever since stepping foot on the scene.

Roman Reigns is the face of WWE. Sitting at the Head of the Table and holding the title of Tribal Chief, he’s elevated the company to levels unseen with two billion dollar years under his championship belt.

These two sit together at the top of the mountain of relevancy, joined by fame, reputation, and the wedding rings on their fingers. American Entertainment’s Power Couple, as many have dubbed them. 

Looks, however, can be very deceiving, and smiles can hide years of pain and fractures. Because in the midst of chasing their individual dreams, both Mari and Roman, real names Mariella and Joe, lost something precious in the process. 

Each other.

But when a single night brings about an unexpected tragic turn of events, the potential for a new story is created. One that bridges the past with the present, pain with healing, and separation with redemption.

[thespacecryptids]

The Definition of ♥️💣Love Bomb ♥️💣

(or gun?!)

Sol Brugmansia from TKaTB by @fantasia-kitt

You guys, the demon that haunts my house told me to draw Sol in a suit against my will, honest 😔✌️

[dragonroilz]

[your-official-gingerartist]

This strings were in the way…

[violetjosh]

Remilia Flow

[capndragn94]

*the Best Friend Squad goes shopping*

Bow: Its hard to find something that'll fit.

Glimmer: How about me?...

Bow: ...

Glimmer: ...

Adora: ...

Catra: ...

[watmalik]

NOT BUCK SAYING HE’S GERALDS LITTLE BUDDY AND THAT HE TOUCHES HIM…BUCK NO 😭😂

[clonedchaos]

Why do I feel like Sammy Lawrence would be the one to unironically use “Very demure, very mindful” 💅 if Batim was set in the modern era??

“You see how my lord sets the picnic table? Very demure. Very mindful,” Sammy says over the storyboard currently playing behind him. “He does not put the jelly before the peanut butter. He does not eat before his friends arrive. Very thoughtful, very polite.”

“Sammy, what the hell are you talking about?” Norman asks, pinching the bridge of his nose.

[evillillad]

listen

[riseriot]

2. 3. Ready? MIKU MIKU BEAM!!!!! (I’m sorry. I had to.)

[sergeantsarga]

The intrusive thoughts won. 😭

[thunderon]

my impulse control needs work. i thought to myself “hmm i wonder if this lid is leakproof” and immediately flipped my cup upside down because my brain needed the result immediately for some reason

my shoes are now covered in hot coffee.