Ep 13
[crickets]
Lizzie thinking: [Please don't sound drunk, don't sound drunk, don't sound drunk]
Lizzie: Hey mom! Just wanted to let you know that I'm fine. No, I'm not drunk! Just...hanging out with some friends from school. [Pauses] Yeah, I'll be home soon. Love you!
Caleb: Trying to convince yourself, huh?
[Lizzie screams]
Lizzie: JESUS CHRIST! You scared me
Caleb: Oops
Lizzie: Ugh, what's it to you Caleb?
Caleb: Just an observation. I didn't know we were on a first name basis?
Lizzie: We have like three classes together, so of course I know your name. Are you gonna tell me to fuck off now?
Caleb: Will you? If I do?
Lizzie: No, I don't think I will
Caleb: Yeah, I didn't think so
Lizzie: Stop pretending like you know anything about me!
Caleb: I know enough to see you're putting on a show, it's not convincing
Lizzie: Better than sulking in a corner, like you
Caleb: At least I don't pretend, I'm just being real
Lizzie: Real?! You're just mean, and a coward. I know this is just how you push people away
Caleb: Let people get close? why would I risk that?
Lizzie: So, you think being alone is better?
Caleb: Sometimes it is. Less mess
Lizzie: and you're okay with that?
Caleb: Why should I care? People are...complicated
Caleb: Ugh, what is this, a therapy session?
Lizzie: It can be? or I don't know, I can just listen?
Caleb: I'm not your little charity case Elizabeth
Lizzie: No, I didn't- I wasnt
Caleb: Stay the fuck away from me, or else I'll take it as a sign you want my attention
Caleb: and I promise you, that is the last thing you want
Lin: umm...is everything okay?
Lizzie: y-yeah, everything's fine
Caleb: Take her home
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everyone who knows dick personally knows he is very smart, analytical, and geeky
however the news outlets have been spouting off ‘richie wayne’ ever since dick was taken in as bruce’s ward, and tend to write him as the ‘dumb hot’ stereotype
one night talk show gets dick onto it, under the premise that the money from that show would be going to charity, they put him up against random college students about topics they are majoring in
everyone expects dick to flirt or joke his way through the questions, so when he starts buzzing in first and answering correctly, they eventually question him
and with a shrug he says, “grew up traveling around the world, was vice president to the mathletes club that took nationals in high school at 14, and was actually in training to take up either a head aspect or a tech aspect of wayne enterprises; had to do classes and work for that, my best friend and i played video games and coded our own, also social media is easy to keep up with with my siblings and such” he finishes with a dismissive wave and smile, quickly running through the subjects that he was quizzed on
it quickly goes viral, and dick left that studio with a lighter chest and a bright smile
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Danny: *Actually studying. Trying, and failing, to understand a math equation with Sam and Tucker*
Danny: *Transforms into Phantom* *immediately transforms back*
Sam: *tense, ready, looking around for ghosts* ??
Tucker: You good, bro?
Danny: Thought I'd try turning my brain off and turning it back on again?
Tucker: ... Did it work?
Danny: No :(
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i never thought i'd be making a post like this, but unfortunately, early this morning around 4 a.m., someone crashed their car through the window of our apartment living room. we're all okay (my sister @nucrests, our cat, and i), but the damage is quite severe, and our living situation is not ideal at the moment. while insurance covers damage to our furniture, the temporary fixes to the wall/window are unsafe.
we're in a stable financial position, but if anyone is willing to help us find a new living arrangement, i'll provide more details below (along with photos of the incident).
thank you all in advance! ❤
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