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i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

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I actually need 20 more seasons of cordelia cupp and her useless (affectionate) sidekick edwin park

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submitted by @flemmboyant 💛🤍💙

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worst thing people did was turn the incredibly personal experience of being lgbt into strict definitions and rules and then ridicule and harass others who don't fit into their neat boxes, as if that isn't what we were trying to run away from this whole time.

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when the porn purge happened I didn't save any of my fave nsfw artists links because I didn't believe it would actually happen and that is one my life's greatest regrets

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[ID: gifs from The Residence showing a conversation between Cordelia Cupp and David Rylance. David says sarcastically, "How do you define sex?" Cordelia says, "I define it as a thing I enjoy more than talking about real estate and less than looking at birds. /end]

the residence. (2025)

season 1. episode 2.

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[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

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Uzo Aduba? Comfy Murder Mystery? YES PLEASE. I am 100% here for this.

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We all agree she deserves the Knives Out treatment where she get's dozens of seasons with each season covering a new case right!?

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what if we went to a party and it was at the white house and there was a murder and kylie minogue was there (the residence is a fun show)

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A Court of Fey and Flowers gifs that encompass many of my emotions when watching this series

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The Sun emitted a strong solar flare on March 28, peaking at 11:21am ET. NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory captured an image of the event, which was classified as X1.1.

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TFW you're a small Canadian business and the country 90% of your customers live in just made exporting to them way harder 🙃 so you have to change your tactics up a bit

Now at my Etsy shop

I sell stick-and-stitch embroidery patterns that are extremely easy to follow. They're taken from medieval and 16th century embroidery, or designed by me. They can mend patches in your jeans, decorate your clothes, or help you build a new costume. Then when you're done, just wash the pattern away!

This is the biggest discount sale I've done yet. It runs until April 1!

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Love confession? No. Love admission. We both know this is happening and we've finally decided to let it happen.

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need everyone to log onto their netflix account and press play on the residence!!!! we have an eccentric queer-coded detective, an FBI human who is actually respectable, a gay president and first husband, tea from the residency part of the white house, and so many more interesting characters also birds!!!!

please watch this so we can hopefully get cordelia cupp come back to our screens every 2 years like benoit blanc to solve mysteries in style!

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shout out to my 77 year old nan asking my cousin to make her a "woke pride" shirt she can wear so conservative old people will stop assuming she agrees with them