#[ of course! (: ]

[flukewarm]

today on bad comics: deadpool intentionally misinterprets the term cowboy

[spottedgardeneelstan]

a criminally under discussed part of the extras

[thev01dd]

i was reminiscing some fics i've read through the years and i remembered i really really like the trope where one of the characters in the pairing is over powered in therms of actual physical, magical and/or super powers that they're capable of destroying whole cities, countries, planets, etc (sometimes this doesn't automatically mean the character is immortal tho)

and they just didn't do any of that because the person they simp for asked them not to. 🥰

i guess what i'm trying to say is that i really like the ""would you like me to annihilate them my love? i would destroy entire civilizations for you" and they just don't because their partner is just a ray of sunshine" trope

[blindhades]

this is literally how i picture the siren btw. minus the feet.

[sunriseabram]

Soulmates au I beg!!!! (@stabbyfoxandrew)

Andreil Soulmates AU | Part 1 | 27/12

Andrew hated working as a Barista. 

For all intents and purposes, it was the perfect job for him: easy, mundane, and repetitive. It fit his abysmal levels of motivation, leaving him enough time to watch hours upon hours of baking shows and dissociation. There was nothing difficult about making coffee.

Nicky said it was good for him to get out, to see people outside of Roland at Eden’s Twilight. Not that Andrew had gone anywhere near that club in months. For some stupid reason, his cousin thought that a post-grad job might lead him to find some sense of happiness, some sense of purpose, or maybe even some colour.

If that was true, Andrew hadn’t found anything yet. The only thing he had gathered was a burning passionate hatred for a soulmate system that had trapped him in monochrome. He fucking hated meeting people who had seen the world in full colour for so long.

The thing that annoyed him most was when people forgot. Living so happily in their romantic and platonic bliss, they simply forgot that a small percentage of the population was destined to never see an ounce of colour in their lives.

He’d lost count of how many times he’d had to stare the customer down and wait for them to realise, before rephrasing their sentence and pointing at the display case instead. The ‘pink’ one wasn’t very helpful when everything looked the same shade of grey. >

[isleofsodora]

Hello there!!!! I hope you’re doing well and having a wonderful day 🤗🤗 I came across your art not so long ago, and I can only say how beautiful it is, you’re amazingly talented and amazing, and I can’t wait to see how far you’re gonna get with it ✌🏼😁❣️

Well, I hope this isn’t weird or strange, but I wanted to ask something: can I get a hug from Edward?? He, along with Henry, have been like an emotional support during some difficult times recently, they’re like my comfort characters, and have been a great help ❤️‍🩹🌌

I wish you the very best, keep shining like a wonderful star you are, and sharing this magical journey with the world, hugs from Mexico 🇲🇽🫶🏼

Edward absolutely loves to give hugs!!! Thank you so much for asking!

You’re too kind! Thank you so much for sending such love 💕 and support! Hopefully you don’t mind getting a hug from Edward in his Shiâfier form too, he insisted that we got both variants for you to hug! (Sorry that I don’t have my Henry ref sheet out yet, he’ll be next when I get the time I promise!)

[jennykin]

can we see more pics of your dog please!

[respectthepetty]

Because this is Taiwan, if Chen Yi dies (he won't; he can't!), we'll get an apology tour like we've gotten for the HIStory 3: Make Our Days Count guys, which means we will get guaranteed Nat and Louis cameos in a Taiwanese BL every year compared to the sporadic ones we get for other couples.

If this is the deal I have to make with the devil . . . well, shit!

[foodtruckfriday]

you knmw this is kinda fucked up but we love you for it. do you have corn on tke cob or soups.

FUCK NO ! WE HAVE CORN COB SOUP THOUGH Now for a Limited Time! Awww yisss! Fuck yes Dude oh My GOD.

[anotherrosesthatfell]

[quinloki]

Quin👀 I plan to propose to Marco! Here’s the ring:

Think he’ll say yes?

>.>

Are you gonna hold in it your mouth like a good girl and have him slip it on his di--

[three-headed-monster]

That hoodie is actually kind of cute lol, I'm not American so I don't really understand the whole sorority thing but the bears are cute haha its kind of endearing to see a 6ft 2 dude wearing a hoodie with teddy bears on

anon this is what i'm saying!!!!!!

like who CARES about whose it is, let's talk about how cute the hoodie is????? props to the alpha phi michigan merch designers, tbh they've had some really cute merch in the past few years. i remember seeing a red shirt with white print a while back that i was into and even the blue hoodie mackie was wearing was really nice.

luke hughes is also proving he's not a believer in toxic masculinity!!! he will wear a hoodie from a sorority with teddy bears and red hearts on it!!!!! we love a women-positive king !!!!!!!

[gothicwitcholive]

No, no. Devin's unholy truth, lm serous!

Frutie!! There are guests thats willing to meet you!

*Runs down stairs* whats going on!

#im good and you? #thank you for understanding

Suitsy: Oh hell...I didn't expect us to be on the receiving end of chaos!

Spirit: **curtsies** H-Hello...

Frutie: Hm? Oh hi!

Vivian: Hi hi hi!

[ask-the-nine-links]

Hi, snitch the third again (I'm not snitching this time though I promise)

Time, do you need as much sleep as everyone else considering termina? Like you were awake for three days straight for who knows how long. Does your body just work on a three day cycle now?

(Also I know I'm snitch the third but can I be red too? Like has anyone taken that color? Can my name officially be Snitch the Third?)

Time: Thankfully, that was so long ago it doesn't really affected me anymore.

Time: I struggle sleeping sometimes under a full moon, but it's been happening more and more rarely as I get older.

[sparklingbinjuice]

they’re talking about how exhausting it is to be a super-soldier’s handler...

[jtl-fics]

Foxhole bake please!

WIP Wednesday 12-27-23 (Closed) | Foxhole Bake AU

"Well, it will be quite a lovely cake with all of this." Prue says looking at the fruits gathered. "How many tiers are you thinking?" she asks.

Andrew shrugs, "Three." he says and it is the minimum number of tiers required for the challenge.

There's a sound of someone laughing in the background but the camera doesn't turn away from Andrew, "I see, well I'm sure it will look and taste lovely. Are you going to soak your sponge at all?" Prue asks.