#[ obv i’m joking

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi absolutly went on a honeymoon with Gai.

What else would that be? A normal vacation? Where they relive childhood memories and get to have fun doing stupid things 24/7?

That was a honeymoon

[reigningmax]

Max’s packing in those trousers wow.

Literally 🥵 a bulge 🥵🥵🥵

[moog-enthusiast]

you don’t get to choose if you’re gay or straight.

Sunny does. If sunny says so, then you are.

[mo-mode]

Okay but the camper in the wheelchair either has a super tricked out celestial-bronze plated magical flying wheelchair with wings gifted by Hermes himself, or Chiron just gave zero shits about how inaccessible the outside world is because there is no way she’d survive a cross-country road trip while being chased by monsters in a normal wheelchair. If they offered me up for a quest like that, I would have wheelied my ass tf out of there. She chose a long-range weapon for a REASON

If the wheelchair IS tricked out, however, then I require a scene where her magical chariot-wheelchair hybrid flies her up above the big battle as she takes out monsters with flaming arrows, or the show is ableist. I don’t make the rules—

[housecow]

Do you have the appetite to eat a whole chicken? Asking my favourite gainers lol

i mean. yes, i’ve eaten an entire rotisserie chicken at once but that’s normal??

[myokk]

Imelda x Poppy🥹💓

[redscrawl]

someone put brandon sanderson in a straight jacket so he can’t write anymore IM SOBBING WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME BRANDON

[vilf-lover]

at texas roadhouse today i demanded to talk to the manager so i could see their corporate head (duke samuel collins) and i got escorted out for “making up names” and “being aggressive” like what

[wrathofrats]

My body decided 1 hour of sleep is fine so here’s some riveting content

The ghouls (ALL OF THEM) and if they’d peel an orange for their loved one if they asked .

Swiss: already had it peeled before they asked

Phantom: tries really hard but ends up poking a bunch of holes in it and mushing it up on accident

Dew: no

Rain: no. Unless it’s dew and then he’s feeding the orange slices to him by hand. No to everyone else though

Mountain: would grow them an orange tree

Cumulus: sets each slice out on a napkin in a row for optimal eating

Cirrus: is really confused as to why they cant but does it anyways

Aurora: no she doesn’t like it when her hands smell like oranges all day

Aether: of course, even shows them the best way he’s found to do it

Sunshine: she tries but forgets halfway who it’s for and eats part of it

Ifrit: also does his very best but is better at making orange juice than peeling it

Zephyr: no and calls them ableist for making them do it when they’re disabled

Ivy: yes and uses his powers to make the orange a bit sweeter

Delta: uses a knife while staring at them, slicing the orange open very very carefully. It’s extremely awkward and strange no one really asks him

Mist: no. Walks away with her new found orange

Pebble: no, also asks if theyre stupid. unless theyre ivy and then they are sharing it and feeding each other

Cowbell: yes, takes a slice as tax

Alpha: yes but is patronizing about it

Omega: yes and gives them a pat on the head when he hands it back

River: no that’s not his problem

Lake: sure but is very confused

Air: yes

Earth: yes and makes sure they compost the peel, gives a small lecture on the importance of composting

Water: yes but is usually so high that he confuses himself while he’s doing it, but he tries so hard

[this-could-be-a-dream]

There’s a HtN AU where the ghost of Abigail Pent gets shoved into a box and that box is put in a cupboard and that cupboard is put on a spaceship and that spaceship is shot into the sun by one little marauding reader (me) who wants to see the arranged marriage AU play out because I JUST WANT OUR DISASTER LESBIANS TO BE HAPPY

[flowersintheimpala69]

Parents and teachers always saying shit like “it’s okay to be different!” “Why fit in when you can stand out!” “Differences are what make us special”

Oh but the second you’re an kinky incest freak on tumblr YOU’RE the problem and you need to get “help” 🙄🙄

“Let your freak flag fly!” You preach as you discourage and suppress MY super cool and interesting freak???

joker was right we DO live in a society 😞😞

Hashtag normalize incest 2024 !! We need to call congress and Biden and get them ON this shit!!

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

they mentioned you on the Scott cawthon interview and starting insulting you

I can’t believe this. Lewis Dawkins it’s on sight.

[coffin-hopping]

being a death grips fan and a cod fan at the same time is so fucking embarrassing what do you MEAN I’m double cringe???

[virtualflowerbatathlete]

Annabeth Chase is a girl kisser

[dodgebolts]

dteam’s entire online presence being heavily centered around a minecraft event is so fucking sweet man like all the positivity they’re surrounded with has done wonders for their motivation—Dream’s been on stream all 5 days despite being absolutely swamped with work, George and Sapnap have both been hanging out on streams outside of their own daily 3-hour ones, not to mention all 3 have dressed up and have been tweeting and interacting with everyone about it because they’re not one misunderstood sentence away from getting driven out by a mob 😭😭 plus the cc’s aren’t being particularly nasty about it like farfadox is out here retweeting art of him and Dream making out because he knows it was a silly game tiff, elrich tweeted about liking snf even though they laughed at his death, and spreen is bantering with dreamnap on multiple platforms like it’s such a breath of fresh air to see them enjoying themselves again and I can’t thank the squidcraft audience and participating cc’s for allowing dteam and us to have an amazing last 5 days

[screamingiminlovewithyou]

“Oh my god you know this one”