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ygo sketchdump of kaibabros + prideshipping. Atem resurrection post DSOD au my beloved
#seto kaiba#mokuba kaiba#ygo atem#prideshipping#duel monsters#kaiba brothers#yugioh#ygo dm#my art#no one:#me: and a kiss for mobuba from his brubber. love and light.
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So i know we all like to hc that legolas knew at least aragorn before the quest, or the elves of imlardis.
But honestly, au in which legolas is genuinely just some random elf that showed up to deliver a message, was roped into the council and saw the most amazing oppurtunity to fuck with everyone and took the elf spot in the party?
Like, no-one knows who tf he is, he’s just a messenger (no one knows he’s thranduil’s son) and elrond gave him a seat at the council out of indulgence. And then this one motherfucker no one knows ends up joining one of, if not the most, important quest in ME.
Legolas, knowing damn well no one’s got a clue who tf he is: hold on, i sense an opportunity to do the funniest shit ever.
And after he volunteered himself, it’s not like elrond can just go: no, wait a minute.
Legolas has got the audacity. He’s sensing all the imlardis elves’ daggers in their eyes and is full on cackling in his head.
They are having a horrible time and legolas is thriving!
The walkers themselves don’t know untill after the quest.
#elrond’s ok with it bc he thinks it’s the ultimate way to catch sauron off guard#legolas has found the most spectacular way to piss of the sinda and he took it#no one knows legolas is royalty untill thranduil shows up#no one:#legolas: i’m about to do a pro gamer move 😂🤣😂#he’s a lil shit your honor#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr elves#the hobbit#legolas#thranduil#silvans
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PEDRO PASCAL as Tim Rockford for 'Merge Mansion'
#pedro pascal#merge mansion#pedropascaledit#tloucastedit#swcastedit#ppascaledit#flawlessgentlemen#dilfgifs#tuserpolly#tusercora#userclayy#usermandie#userscary#usertom#mandapine#userallisyn#userairam#useraurore#*#no one:#pedro: let me do mobile gaming ads that no one asked for
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...I'm glad that everyone is safe at least.
#twisted wonderland#twst#trey clover#cater diamond#vil schoenheit#treycater#treyvil#camp vargas event#and that marks the end of the event~#no one:#absolutely no one:#me: hm getting a little too chummy and memey in here (loads gun with angst)
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It occurred to me how incredibly chaotic and delightful Cheese Melt would be when put in the same room as Danny and Jack, so yeah. More silly comic doodles.
Jack, Vlad, Danny, and Danielle go camping! Vlad only agreed to this because he's frustrated and jealous of how much Dani seems to like Jack despite his best attempts to brainwash her into hating him, and he's sure that two nights in the woods will prove to her that Jack is an idiot and not nearly as good of a parent as Vlad is. Vlad knows he can't simply forbid Dani from ever talking to Jack again, because she's already such a free spirit who barely listens to him. So it's obviously the best plan to ensure that Dani comes to the correct conclusion all on her own. Unfortunately for Vlad, he yet again has utterly played himself (or rather, has let Dani play him like the master of psychological manipulation she is).
Meanwhile, Danny is just here to hang out with his dad and Dani, and point and laugh at Vlad's rising blood pressure while ALSO ensuring Vlad doesn't end up legitimately killing his dad. And Jack is of course utterly oblivious to the intensely complicated dynamic of his three half ghost companions. He's just happy to go hiking (they immediately get lost) go canoeing (they immediately capsize) and share a tent with his best friend (who immediately politely declines)
Dani and Danny then encounter a small army of blob ghosts in the woods and Dani convinces Danny to pretend to get captured with her, in the hopes that it will force Vlad to work with Jack to rescue them (and maybe fix some of the tension). Comedy and vaguely heartwarming moments ensues.
#I don't know what it is with me and throwing Vlad and Jack into the woods & making them work together#They just give off so much twin moron energy and Vlad's intense rage is hilarious to me#add cheese melt and a tagalong Danny to that and it's perfect <3#no one:#Vlad: I am going to get a good grade in parenting. something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve#danny phantom#vlad masters#dani phantom#danielle phantom#danny fenton#jack fenton#cheese melt
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It's like there's a rope attached to my chest and it keeps pulling me towards you. x
#rwrb#rwrbedit#red white and royal blue#alex x henry#firstprince#userninz#userveronika#usersteen#usernuria#chrissiewatts#userclara#usermegsb#mine*#oh look another t swift edit#u can blame nina for this one tho lmaoo#no one:#me: using the closet scene for angsty lines abt their history bc that scene heals ME#will never be over how they just fling into each other in the last one :(
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Ebon Moss Bachrach No Hard Feelings (2023)
#ebon moss bachrach#no hard feelings#nhfedit#filmedit#ebonmossbachrachedit#embedit#flawlessgentlemen#ahsokatanoe#romance#comedy#2020s#gif#constance#no one:#people with blue eyes:
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My brain is like a scratched record, just repeating the interview thing where Alex said “I feel connected to [Logan]. Not in a romantic way, he just reminds me of myself.”
Like bro. Who was thinking romantic? I wasn’t but I am thinking about it NOW
#no one:#alex albon: i’m not in love with my teammate#is winter break going to make me seriously start shipping sargebon#i always saw them as more brotherly#but alex is so mean to him and logan is so happy about it#they drive me insane actually#logan sargeant#alex albon#sargebon#lolex#also i can’t remember exactly where i saw him say that#it was like a press conference type thing? it was dark? it might have been a fan zone
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Okay- Pinterest what the hell
This is the most sus image ever-
HOW IS IT LITERALLY PRISON DUO-?
#no one:#them when icarus returns:#anyway-#hey chat#fsmp#fsmpblr#fable smp#fable smp icarus#icarus morningstar#fable smp centross#centross mistvale#prison duo#pinterest finds
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if I had a nickel for every time a show used ortolans as a metaphor to convey a younger man’s rite of passage into the deplorable and taboo world of the rich and powerful, all of which is being orchestrated by an older man who is unaware he is being played, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
#still thinking about succession causally including ortolans what the fuck /pos#no one:#greg: are you trying to seduce me?#tom: yes! 😊#I really didn’t think I’d see this again outside of hannibal wow#succession#tom wambsgans#greg hirsch#tomgreg#nbc hannibal#hannibal#will graham#hannigram#ghost speaks
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momentarily breaking my silence to wonder aloud if it would be out of character for gojo to say something as stupid as 'if i was your husband i'd be too busy fucking you to die'. i personally would not put it above him but i also think he'd feel a little bad if it made you cry. just a little.
#on one hand it is pretty tasteless from just a realistic dialogue angle#but on the other i do not think of gojo as a creature who generally thinks#just like#at all#nobody:#no one:#gojo: rip your dead husband but i'm built different#personal
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this man has never committed to an answer. the only thing he’s ever committed to is the bit™
#no one:#terik: i felt… s o m e t h i n g 🤞#descrying gate#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#councillor terik#kotlc terik
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My personal headcanon that it becomes Known in the 100th that no one is immune to the Rosie Effect (falling in love with him). Whenever they get a replacement, they experience this, only to realise that their competition for their huge crush on Major Rosenthal is the entire 100th.
#jack kidd becomes Very Protective.#u talk shit about rosie air exec jack kidd will appear in front of you and berate you for like a full 30 mins#no one:#rosie's crew @ rosie 24/7: 😍#its funny bc its mutual#rosie rosenthal#robert rosenthal#masters of the air#tv: masters of the air#ch: rosie#jack talks
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I think something we're sleeping on in the Gale epilogue is that he says he wants to try writing books about our adventures, which directly puts him in competition with Volo, who is also writing about the same adventures
This would--inevitably--devolve into a writer/academic feud for the ages, spreading copious misinformation to the masses as both writers can accurately claim to be primary sources, with wildly different tellings between them. There will be synthesis commentary papers written about both of their works by historians for centuries, and even though Volo's is full of blatant lies it must be considered because he is....well, Volo. and, like, he was verifiably there and involved with everything. there is no world where that is not infuriating to an academic like Gale. Gale will be blowing a gasket for the rest of his life about being in competition with Volo's Tome of Lies. There will be sniping in the footnotes of all his papers at the bard for the rest of his life. Bitter bard vs academic warfare, that's what we're looking at here
#there was this paper I had to read in my undergrad research methodologies course#and it had a footnote that was--i shit you not--a full two pages long of the dude being pissed at structuralist interpretations of the topi#and that's what I imagine gale will be writing in his papers#like a full two page footnote of bitching about volo#glorious academic nonsense it makes me so happy#no one:#me: what about the academic implications of gale and volos wildly divergent tellings of the events of the mind flayer invasion of 1492 DR?#baldur's gate 3
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I don’t think Armand is going through Daniel’s head. He could easily do that and many have pointed this out. “Why not just go through Daniel’s head?” after the Talamasca stuff.
I think I know.
Screenshots from ourtoji on X
Both Alice memories were brought up by Louis (brasserie and the proposal) and Daniel tells him not to go through his head. The first scene, Armand simply realized the parallels between Alice and Claudia, leading Louis to rummage his head. The proposal memory is pulled out because Louis got upset at Daniel’s harsh comments. Armand is simply there to soften the blow.
I don’t think Armand ever wanted to reveal his true identity to Daniel- not just because of the San Francisco incident, but because the years with him that followed. It was all too painful.
And I think Louis is honoring Daniel’s request after the Alice incident.
#iwtv spoilers#IWTV theory#armand#armandaniel#devil’s minion#interview with the vampire#iwtv#daniel molloy#no one:#me: here’s how I can make this about devil’s minion#SORRY#the devil’s minion#louis de pointe du lac
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