#[ nnoitra's name is sO pretty ]

[despairforme]

        Why am I alive only ‘ta suffer??

[gallusrostromegalus]

Bleach is full of characters who cannot fucking stand people they ostensibly work alongside. In AEIWAM, who holds the deepest, most caustic grudge(s) in Hueco Mundo and/or Soul Society?

BOY FUCKIN' HOWDY there are some deeply caustic and fucked up relationships and I dumped battery acid on the existing ones, then made up more for AEIWAM. Pick Who you want to hear about first:

Yamamoto and his Ex-Wife (OC).

Yamamoto and every single major and minor noble house, the Shiba clan, the Urahara clan, the central 46, the Punishment squad, Every Single Provincial Governor, and One Monkey Specifically.

Mayuri in General but things are particularly fucked between him and Nemu, Jizo (his zanpaktou), Captain Unohana, Kon, Kisuke Urahara, and The Actual King Of Hell.

The mans done fuckt up.

Gin is another strong contender for Worst Coworker Of All Time, esp in regards to Matsumoto and Kira, but definitely his most bizarre relationships are with Aizen and Urahara.

Speaking of Urahara, the man is a magnet for Drama, and is currently on the Shit List of... yeah, it's actually shorter to list the people Kisuke has NOT seriously pissed off at this point.

As in, among his theoretical immediate coworkers, the only people without a *specific* axe to grind with him are Matsumoto and Zaraki, and that is soley because they have not had the opportunity to work with him directly.

Yet.

If you asked Urahara to name his greatest nemesis though, he'd probably pick Don Kanonji.

In a dark horse of Drama, Retsu Unohana has recently made a discovery that's put her already-kinda-tense relationship with her medical mentor Tenjiro Kirinji in an awful new light and that is brewing into a nasty fucking brawl.

And she's only Kirinji's Second biggest Hater :)

None of the Arrancar really get along with each other, mostly because carnivores tend to be solitary and need a lot of personal space but fucking nobody likes Nnoitra.

Aizen, who hired Nnoitra, does not like Nnoitra.

You'd think his biggest hater among the arrancar would be Harribel on account of the Misogyny, but it's actually Aaroniero and Arruruerie.

...because they're not quite what they appear to be :)

Beyond the arrancar, Zaraki Kenpachi has beef with nnoitra that transcends lifetimes

Ironically, self-described self-centered asshole Grimmjow is the most social of the Arrancar, with his gang of Adjuchas followers and his extremely one-sided homoerotic rivalry with Ulquiorra and heck, he even has borderline-normal conversations with Coyote Starrk, when Coyote is awake.

Zommari and Sayzel would each beat him to death with a chiar if give half a chance, and for the same reason: Cat Hair.

Later in the Series, Grimmjow manages to move himself to the top of Yoruichi Shihon's "To Kill" list by attending the Seireitei Flower Festival.

Barragan is generally not well-liked but his most utterly seething hatred is reserved for a Roadrunner.

Speaking of Hollow-adjacent Persons, the Visoreds get along pretty well with each other, and of them Kensei and Mashiro are probably the closest, but there is Just One Thing you cannot mention around them because it will stir up a century-old and extremely bloody argument.

I'm still forming up what's going on with Yhwach and the Sternritter but DEAR GOD there is so much fucked up shit in there. Like. It's a cult there was no way this was coming out well but HOO BOY.

Lillie barro's #1 Nemesis in the Court Guards is Yachiru Kusajishi tho. She thinks he's mildly funny.

Lots of people die but the worst death so far is probably PePe Waccabrada at the hands of Retsu Unohana. He has it coming though.

Unless you count what happens to Giselle but the issue there is really that she does not die.

Definitely the most fucked up Quincy is Kanae Ishida, whose rage not even death can stop.

And of course,

Ichigo and Isshin Kurosaki

[my0vershareworld]

𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣?!

Pairing: Szayelaporro Granz, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck, Nnoitra Gilga, Coyote Starrk x GN!Human reader (platonic)

Genre: Fluff, Crack, Headcaanons.

Requested by anon: This is a silly Headcanon but can you do Szayelaporro,Grimmjow,Nelliel,Nnoitra,and Starkk with a close friend or S/O (Whatever you prefer) that bites there shoulder when they hug them unexpectedly

Szayelaporro Granz

the first time when you did it it surprise and alert him far too much

but other than that he isn't so effected by the thing you do with his shoulder, he'll let you do it and pat your head like a cat

but if he was annoyed he'll dodge your hug and make you fall on your face

actually doesn't mind it much but if you ruined his clothes..that's fine he have a tons more clothes to wear anyways

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

got startled and hiss at you before grabbing your hair and throw you

absolute animalistic

once he got used to it he'll bite you back..hard..very harder-

one time he make your whole shoulder bleed that day

mind you a lot if you did it in front of other people since he don't wanted to be seen as soft or weak

other than that he'll bite your shoulder back most of the time

Nelliel Tu Odelschwanch

the hug, she found that friendly. but the bite was something that taken her by surprise and she squeak

but she'll took the bite as a playful bite and bite back, but unlike Grimmeow she bite back softly as a playing manner

she'll start doing the same with you by coming up behind you and tackle you into a bear hug and then bite your shoulder and giggle

never minded when you bite her since it doesn't hurt much and actually like doing it back at you

she finds it adorable

Nnoitra Gilga

is skin is tougher than a steel. so pretty much rip your teeth first of all

either way he doesn't felt much and just giggle when he sees that your teeth are fucking hurting, he finds it amusing that you do that to him despite the fact knowing that his skin is tougher than a steel

will dare you to bite his skin again

if you didn't, good

if you did, teeth gone

Coyote Starrk

woke him up and startled him, badly

he'll fucking scream but then seeing is you he just..stare at you and goes back to being 'too tired for your shit'

once he get used to it he'll just let you bite him, he won't mind just don't do it too harsh..but eh is fine I guess- arrancar are physically stronger than normal humans anyways

just stop minding whenever you bit him and after those time he just started to know that whoever bite his shoulder like that is you and he just go 'hey {Name}'

[amostimprobabledream]

SMASH OR PASS ESPADA EDITION BIATCH (respectfully) ❤️

You're on!

Coyote Starrk

SMASH. Have you seen him? He's gorgeous! Also he's the number one Espada, so y'know. The power. Also I like his voice and he has a surprisingly sad backstory for a 'villain' character.

Barragan Luisenbarn

Him old and not in a hot dilf-y way. Pass.

Tier Halibel

Smash! She's gorgeous and dignified, and she's probably the least likely to accidentally (or purposefully) kill you.

Ulquiorra Cifer SMASH SMASH SMASH. C'MON FUCK ME, EMO BOY! Ugh. He's so rude and cold, and his character development is so good. Those pretty green eyes and the smooth voice. He's so fine.

Nnoitra Gilga

Pass. He's scary. I WILL say, though, I do think Nnoitra is a really well-written villain. He perfectly encapsulates what it means to be a Hollow, especially in his backstory with Nelliel and fight with Kenpachi. I do kind of hope Kubo brings him back for the Hell Arc like he did with Syazel.

Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez

LIGHT OF MY LIFE. FIRE OF MY LOINS. DO YOU KNOW HOW DOWN BAD I AM FOR THIS MAN? I literally started watching Bleach just for him. I was on a Naruto forum one day and somebody had a fanart of Grimmjow as their signature. I was like, "WHO is that fine man???" and the rest is history. I've loved him since like 2006 and he's the origins on my Junichi Suwabe fixation and one of my major villainfucker influences. Icon. Everything about him is so fucking cool, the god-tier design, the voice, the fights. Wow.

Anyways, Smash. <3

Zommari Leroux

Pass. His design is cool but then his fight with Byakuya immediately yeeted any cred he had out the window. Also he had barely enough screentime to leave any lasting impression. Szayel Aporro Granz

I can never spell this fucker's name. Anyway, Pass. Again, his character design isn't bad but the flamboyant evil nerd thing is off-putting to me. He kind of reminds me of one of those villain Pokemon team admins you fight midway through the game.

Aaroneiro Arrururie

Pass. The only time this man jar thing is hot is when he's wearing Kaein Shiba's face. And same with the Zommari issue, you never get a sense of who he is as a character because his screentime is so limited. (Another character's surname I had to google because I forgot it.) Also he lost to Rukia.

Yammy

Ew. Pass. -

Since the Espada are so hilariously divisive (half look like greek gods and the other are straight-up abominations), I'll include the ex-Espada for fun.

Luppi Atenor Pass. I'm sure the extremely androgynous look is someone's thing, but personally I like my male characters a bit more rugged. Also his personality was kind of lame and his fight with the lieutenants was nothing to write home about. Nelliel Oderschwank

PASS. I could write a literal essay on how much I dislike her, but in the interest of brevity I'll say this - her design is fantastic but that's all she's got going for her. The bitch has two personalities and both of them suck, hyperactive toddler or condescending and holier-than-thou.

Dordonii Soccacio Pass. He's so forgettable I had to google what his last name is. I don't think his design is bad but I don't really remember him except Ichigo whooped his ass and then he got drooled on by Nel.

Cirucci Sanderwicci

Smash! Goth chick solidarity ftw. It's a shame such an amazing design was given to a minor character because I love it, she's easily as pretty as Halibel but unfortunately since she had one fight and got stomped by Ishida I think the fandom forgets her. Also I like her name, it's that classic Kubo balance of being goofy but kinda cool.

Gantenbainne Mosqueda

Pass. It says something about how forgettable you are as a character when Kubo didn't even bring him back as a Mayuri zombie, instead Charlotte got revived just for being popular. (L for all Barragan's other fraccion.)

[biskael]

Is Celeste still Quilge's prisoner? What's that relationship like?

hello, anon !

so , going off of things currently , I would say that ... yes , Celeste @mikroteros is still Quilge's prisoner ( although , even calling her a prisoner seems a bit harsh , since he gives Celeste far more freedom within Silbern than most other prisoners . he gave her a nest & her own little room , even if that is basically the bare minimum , it is better than sleeping in a cot or pile of straw & blankets down in the dungeon ) . but ------ I do think he is close to releasing her . she has frustrated him in numerous ways ever since he'd captured her , and they both refuse to see eye to eye on a lot of things . also due to the quilnoi treaty ( which requires a proper name lmao . but it's the concept that no more arrancar need to be killed with nnoitra & hallibel on their side ) , celeste is protected ( from death , anyway ) . quilge knows if he lashed out at her , she could melt his brain & crush his eardrums with her thu'um , so . he ain't risking that . and celeste thusly doesn't want to mess with quilge ( or nnoi , by extension ) , naturally . i ... don't think quilge has ever harmed her physically , but I could be misremembering a moment or two ...

quilge wants to keep his promise to nnoitra , as his husband & lover ( the entire "I would kill for you ------ but would you STOP killing for me, too ?" kinda thing ) . also , writing something like that makes for more interesting interactions , to me . it makes me ( and therefore quilge ) look at things from another perspective . and i really like arrancar . i think they & the quincies should work together .

also , i don't know how much of their relationship you've seen , but Quilge and Celeste are very much the complete opposite of one another . Quilge , as you could guess , struggles to understand the idea of pascifism ( especially in the face of war ) . he has fought his entire thousand-year existence . Celeste , as I know of her , has also had a past witnessing violence as a harpy / arrancar , but thusly chooses not to fight . to quilge , this is pretty incomprehensible . he cannot fathom why someone wouldn't use their natural strength . yet at the same time , they have given each other gifts on their birthdays . they do make some attempts at learning , to grow to understand someone so utterly unlike themselves .

also , there was one interaction that stayed with me the most . and it was celeste pointing out that she knows he's traumatized . and that his existence in life is wholly cyclical , and that believeing yourself to cause pain and to kill has drastically altered how he sees the world / other people . this sort of genuenity struck quilge , as his past trauma is something he rarely speaks about ( even to nnoitra ) . he hasn't forgotten it , neither have I .

eurydice and i have been cooking up something recently ( celeste is also a mother to ulquiorra's child ------ so that's a new development, for sure ! ) , so we will see how that goes , as well ! but , while technically still Quilge's prisoner , I do think Quilge is not above finally setting her free , back to hueco mundo .

thanks for the question ! i love talking about character relationships .

[oschvank]

#OSCHVANK ─── ⋆⋅ this is an rp blog & a CANON DIVERGENT interpretation of NELLIEL TU ODERSCHVANK  from Tite Kubo's Bleach . a study on memory , grief , bonds , and judgment. please read rules below before interacting ! low activity . est time zone . composed by esme

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[despairforme]

What does he think of his name? Did kids find it cool or weird? Would he be fine changing his surname if he seriously were to marry in the future? Hypothetical scenario.

❝ I like havin' a unique name. Ain't never met nobody called Nnoitra before. ❞ It WOULD be cool to at some point meet someone with the same name as him. Surely such a person DID exist? If he ever met someone like that, he'd force him to become his best friend. Nnoitra had no idea what his name meant, or why his mother had picked it for him ( he sure wished he'd asked her while she was alive ). He knew that part of the pronounciation of his name meant tiger in Japanese ( n-o-i-t-o-r-a ), but that was about it. He'd always seen his name as a cool one. Masculine.

He didn't like that it was written differently than it was pronounced. It was pronounced: NOITORA, but written "Nnoitra", which was confusing as hell, and people never knew how to write his name. It had taken him a good while to learn how to write his own name. In the end he kinda liked writing it with the double N at the beginning. Made it more special.

❝ It's pretty common 'fer 'da guy 'ta keep his name, yeah? So I'd still keep my last name, Gilga. ❞ Again, the name had a different pronunciation to how it was written ( it was pronounced "Jiruga" ). He'd keep it if he married, because that was the traditional masculine thing to do. Not that he thought he WOULD marry. That shit was so unrealistic that it was not even worth thinking about. What kinda chick would want to be his wife? Who would he WANT to make his wife?

❝ I never got shit 'fer my name. More like 'da other kids thought it was a cool name, I think. At least a lot 'a people have told me it's a cool name. ❞ It was true, he'd gotten compliments on it many times. Which was nice. He'd never been made fun of for having a different sort of name. If the kids he grew up around had though it was weird, they'd never let him know. There had been plenty of reasons for them to think him weird so, his name was not something they'd needed to get hung up on.

[my0vershareworld]

𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕡𝕦𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤

Pairing: Espadas (Excluding Barragan and Yammy) x GN!Human reader

Genre: Fluff, Crack, Headcanons.

CW: None

Requested by anon: Hiii can you do a small scenario or Headcanons which ever is fine!,For the espadas excluding Yammy and Barragan being rizzed up by there S/O please 😋

Coyote Starrk

"are you a vape, because I'll never use you"

was the random ass sentence that came outta yer mouth. he's too tired to even react

the only thing he react was just

"thanks..? but you don't have to call me a vape.."

and he would sigh while Lilynette is laughing her ass off in the back

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Tier Harribel

"you're a 3 because you need 2 know I'm the 1 made 4 you"

you text this on her phone. SHE IS CONFUSED.

"why did you randomly say that? I don't understand what are you trying to say"

she does not understand shit

she'll have to ended up asking her fracciones which, they did not help her at all

all of her fracciones gonna started thinking so hard of what do you mean by that

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Ulquiorra Cifer

"math is so confusing, it's always talking about x and y and never u and I"

is the damn question you ask, while he's teaching you math

"I don't know what you're saying but the reason x and y is used in mathematics is because is there to represent unknowns is due to René Descartes, in his La géometrie. Without comment, he introduces the use of the first letters of the alphabet to signify known quantities and the use of the last letters to signify unknown quantities"

yes he did explain why is x and y are used. sorry not sorry

"Ulqui you don't have t-"

"stop your rambling, I don't know what you intention was with the 'u' and 'i' but you need to do better, now look you got one answer wrong"

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Nnoitra Gilga

"are you fortnite because I would never play you"

he would look at you so confused

"fuck yer mean by that?"

he does not understand a thing

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Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

"what's your favorite planet, cause mines Uranus"

you fucker question that while stargazing with him

"I don't know much about planets, fuck you were expecting from me?"

he does not understand really

he'll just look at you confused before he looked back at the sky

he's confused but he could give less a shit

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Zommari Rureaux

"are you makeup? because I'd spend hours doing you"

"I'm not your makeup [Name]"

that was his reaction

that's it

he won't even question what does 'doing you' mean in your human language

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Szayelaporro Granz

"are you John? because I never cena boy as fine as you"

he'll chuckles and rizz you back

"got 206 bones in me but when I see you I get 207"

he's a fucking creep forgive him please

pervert

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Aaroniero Arruruerie

"are you a test, because all I do is stare at you"

you said that randomly while you're staring at him without his mask on

he'll actually be flustered. he thought no one would like looking at him

"t-thanks?" -high pitched voice

"SHUT UP LIAR!-" -deep voice

but even if they answers are different they're pretty flustered so have fun >:3

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[sashi-ya]

➡ 𝐍𝐬𝐟𝐰 - 𝐏𝐞𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 • Bleach Men • 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 pt.1 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢 | 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞 | 𝐁𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐲𝐚 | 𝐔𝐥𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐚 | 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐰 | 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐚 | 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐢 |𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 | 𝐍𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐚 |

• promised these hcs for bleach men too, and so here they are. • There are also Hcs for One piece men here • tw: nsfw. pegging. afab dom. spanking. humilliation.

► 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐡𝐞𝐢

He is just so perfect for it. Cause, like, he is just a little sub. For Matsumoto -or any beauty-? He would lick the floor if it were necessary, ask for everything you want, and he will comply. No matter how extreme it is. He would take a little bit of sake before, just in case his anxiety betrays him… Be careful with his nose bleeding whenever you stand in front of him with your harness already secured to your body, he might need medical attention. Also, he might mistake you for an angel or a goddess, keep that in mind.

► 𝐊𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐁𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐲𝐚

Ah… my personal favourite. That little waist and that long hair for a better grip. Don’t even tell him, it will be stupid to ask for it in advance. It will happen naturally… Hug him from behind in bed during a cold night, pass your hand towards his belly and go down. Start jerking him off slowly, and barely touching him, while you grope him from behind. At first, don’t use any gears, simply use your fingers. Kisses on his nape also may help. “Can I, my dear Byakuya-sama?” whisper with warm breathe in his ear. He will allow it next time, trust me. Once you have tried the honeys, there is no coming back. And when he does, oh lord… prepare yourself for his whimpers. Even if his voice is usually pretty deep, his whines aren’t. Pull from his hair, squeeze his cheeks, kiss him, bite his shoulders. He would allow it.

► 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐰 𝐉𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐣𝐚𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐳

“Kitty kitty pspspsps on all fours for your owner, now”... But, how did you manage for him to do such thing? Well…   “If I win this fight, you will be pegged” . “Go ahead, I’m not losing” He loses on purpose; he secretly wants to try. Oh, you are doing this while he is on his resurrection form, cute little kitten. ► 𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐔𝐫𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚

I mean, if Yoruichi says so, he gets on all fours. Imagine hiding his blushed cheeks under his bucket hat as you go harder in and out of him? He would, however, try to improve the experience with some sort of new toy… Something that won’t only pleasure him, but you as well. Would you try Kisuke’s inventions on your body? 🙊

ㅤㅤㅤ➡ Ulquiorra, Jushiro, Shinji, Kira & Nnoitra under the cut ⬅

► 𝐔𝐥𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐚 𝐂𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫

But like, imagine his big eyes and those cute round cheeks looking up at you as he waits for you to give him any orders? Yeah, sure, he acted all “dominant” with Inoue, but that was just for the sake of Aizen’s plan. “Woman, is this what you humans call pegging?” “Yes, and this is called spanking. Let’s see if we can make that white skin a little reddish, shall we?”

► 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐔𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞

I mean, you can’t tell me he doesn’t like it. Though, Jushiro is a switch, for sure. He would allow you to play with him, sure… but, expect for the revenge after. He is surely a sweetheart, all smiles and soft caresses but don’t forget what’s under his skin… Pegging would be special while he feels a little bad; “Jushiro, honey… just relax and let me do all the work for you” Accompany the pegging with jerking him off, and he would be in total heaven.

► 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐣𝐢

As a man of culture, he would like to try it after finding out about those “harnesses” during his visits to the living world. ➡ “Let’s try it, (Name)” ➡ Ends up with his tongue out, chattering his teeth against the little metallic ball of his piercing. Plus: use the little bandana or tie he wears around his neck to muzzle him. Listen to his muffled moans and let him bite it. Adorable.

► 𝐈𝐳𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐚

Again, do I have to say anything? Whimper emo creature, we all know you want it. Crawling for attention, after Gin parted, he needs something to fill the void he has left in him. He even has lube on his bedside table. Lieutenant Izuru enjoys such practices with great enthusiasm…

► 𝐍𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐆𝐢𝐥𝐠𝐚

This “man” is the definition of wanting to have his ass wrecked. What else could I say? “I am a man, and no woman can be on top of me” Is that so? Mr toxic masculinity? Why don’t we see a little bit of your private life… Begging for more, harder. Trembling limbs, tongue out, drooling like the bitch he ism you going in and out of him, with just some of your saliva. Don’t forget to take a few pictures, he deserves to be humiliated -even if he would love it-

[despairforme]

People reacted differently when he told them about his job. Guys usually thought it was really cool. Girls saw it as a red flag. Most of them would pretend they liked it, but in reality, it made them feel unsafe around him. Chicks didn't want to hang around violent guys. Unless they had self-worth issues, of course. With how motherly Adelha had always been with him, he half expected her to lecture him, that he shouldn't have such a "dangerous" job or whatever. He was glad when she didn't. Instead she told him that she understood that strength mattered to him, and that she could tell he was strong enough for this line of work. That was... A nicer reaction than he'd imagined. He felt kinda uplifted.

It sounded like she wanted to come and watch him, but that she'd bring her cousins to look after her. Yeah, probably a good idea. Adelha relied a lot on her family. She was always talking about them, giving Nnoitra information and names he'd forget 0.5 seconds later.

Nnoitra didn't interrupt while she spoke. It was common for their conversations to be pretty one-sides, since Adelha LOVED to talk, while Nnoitra was not a chatter-box.

❝ Bringin' your cousins 's a good idea. Ain't a safe place 'fer a chick 'ta go on her own. ❞ That whole part of town, basically was unsafe. Hence why Nnoitra should walk her home after they were done drinking. What a fucking gentleman he was.

❝ 'Da military? Ain't no way they'd let me in with this. ❞ He pointed to his eye-patch. He didn't even know if he could get a driver's licence, let alone be allowed into the military. And, even if they WOULD let him in... He FUCKING HATED taking orders. So no thanks. Some asshole telling him what to do? He'd never be able to accept that.

He nodded to her request to tell her about getting his job. Not that it was a fascinating story. If she wanted to hear about it, he'd tell her. While they ate. ❝ Mah, I was just randomly walkin' past 'da club 'n I saw a poster. They were lookin' 'fer fighters 'n so I signed up. They probably didn't expect 'ta get someone as good as me. I've been there 'fer many years now. ❞ His job was the one thing keeping him from moving out of the city to live in the countryside.

Adelha watches Nnoitra with keen intent as he talks about his job. Her fingers occupied with petting Wesson as she listens to Nnoitra. A half smile there on her lips when Nnoitra finishes. So she gives a huff of a laugh to shake her head. "It makes sense to me. Strength matters in the world you exist in, Nnoi. Endurance and survival mean being strong enough to hold your own against everything and anything. Several times I have witnessed two men settle their grievances with their fists in a side alleyway. Had to patch them both up after fact when they finished. So I am not surprised in the least you are powerful enough to have such a dangerous job and still have all your teeth to grin over it."

Wesson gives a very big yawn to lay down and decide it is nap time. So Adelha takes a moment to down her glass of Scotch and hum at the taste. "When I do visit Huecho Mundo, I will be sure to bring two of my cousins along. Matvei used to do underground fights to make a living before he and his twin were brought into the family. While Verne just loves the spectacle of watching two guys duke it out. So they would enjoy the trip and would make sure nobody decides to start trouble with me. All I would have to do to pay them back is tell them to bet on you every time." Adelha refills her glass of Scotch to then chuckle. "I wonder how well you would have done in the military, actually. Shame that. But cage fighting sounds so... You. Makes me wonder. How did you end up getting employed at Huecho Mundo in the first place? Surely they don't have ads for hire in the local newspaper. So maybe you might indulge me with how you got your job as we eat that waiting beef stew and rolls?"

[littleeyesofpallas]

Hey wtf, they translated these two? They kept the other SAFWY Beyond Bankai moves/forms in romaji. And while Urahara, Hirako, and Ukitake all seemed to have names for their new forms clearly based off their existing shikai and bankai, these new ones don't seem to follow that structure at all?

Jihinaru Gokusaishoku[慈悲なる極彩色]: "Mercy Grows Richly Colored" or "Mercy becomes Richly Colored" or even "Mercy Bears(fruit) Richly Colored."

In either case the idea that "Mercy" creates that which is "Richly Colored." But they translated it as "Merciful Splendor" which is only a little off; namely in that it makes "Splendor" the subject and "Merciful" the modifier; rather than "Mercy" being the subject and "Richly Colored" the direct object(?).

But there doesn't appear to be any kind of word play on Minazuki[肉雫唼] or Minazuki[皆尽], no real shared or related kanji, or even any phonetics or structural play. The "Richly Colored" that they translated as "Splendor" I assume refers to the color of blood, so that at least plays into the blood elements of the new form, which draw from the bankai's design, but the "Mercy" doesn't seem to much more than a reference to her disposition as the gentle healer, which we know is something of a false front. So maybe this is less an attack or form name and more just a literal description of her revealing her bankai: "Mercy gives way to Bloodshed."

I do like the Minazuki skin robe, complete with blood veins visible just under the thin surface, and on the bloody underside. It reminds me of Masashi Kudo's design for Minazuki from the filler arc. Her hooded robe with the brilla-like teeth down the front was a simple but cool design.

Nigatana Shinzui[二刀心髄]: "Two + Sword + Heart/Mind + Essense/Marrow/Core"

Where shinzui[心髄] means something like "bottom of one's heart" or "Heart and Soul" being again literally written as "the core of the heart." This one's got a lot less to unpack...

But this also has nothing to do with his shikai, Nozarashi[野晒], his unnamed bankai, and doesn't even seem to mirror or draw from Sanpo Kenjuu[三步剣獣] even though that's where the design comes from... I mean... There's san[三]: "3' and ni[二]: "2", and there's ken[剣]: "sword" and gatana[刀]: "sword," but those are some pretty flimsy parallels as far as naming goes, so I wouldn't really call that wordplay...

Also it doesnt even make sense to make him based off sanpo kenjuu and then just hand him two swords... If they aren't supplementing his own sword, if there isnt a 3rd sword, then what power does this even have? Clearly it's not to swing before and after his own attacks to make them unavoidable, because he's just swinging the two swords himself.

Oh right I forgot. They translated this as Twin Blade Apotheosis, which is just egregious. There's a kanji for "twin"/"a pair" and this is just the number 2. There are kanji that are vague enough to mean both "blade" and/or "sword" but this one's pretty specifically "katana." And "Apotheosis" is just totally off? Shinzui no matter how you read it is about what's inside, either literally or metaphorically/spiritually; apotheosis is about elevation/ascension to peak form or godhood? So theyre not even synonyms.

Unrelated note but also I find it odd that they gave him his old hair back? Partially at least. He hasn't had the spikes since he fought Nnoitra.

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[unohanadaydreams]

I would kill for some awkward sex headcanons with your faves. Who has trouble getting it up? Who applies the condom on wrong? Who yells out the wrong name in the heat of things? Also, who cums in your eye and y’all have to come knocking on 4th division, blinded as you are by the wet ass money shot 👁👁

I can not express how much I fucking love this ask. Here are your unfortunately spicy takes below. @tater-tati come get your juice. please don’t get it in your eye. <3

Features: smut. not the fun kind but the funny kind. sometimes the sad kind.

Who has trouble getting it up?

1. As Nodt. Not only is he scared of death, but of ‘the little death’. He fucks like its the last thing he’s gonna do and will probably not have the courage to go all the way anyhow. RIP to anyone who wants to get nutted in. Your man gets soft the moment you ask him to cum.

2. Mayuri Kurotsuchi. It is truly painful how much this man wants to be above sex. He takes anti-depressants just to flaccid and Logical when you won’t leave him in peace. He’d be first place, but he refuses to permanently fuck with his huge wrinkly brain (tm).

3. Jushiro Ukitake. Poor guy just gets really worn out some days and either can’t start or fizzles out before he can finish. Just reassure him it’s fine and allow him to finish through with his fingers and mouth so he can salvage his dignity and it should be alright.

4. Ulquiorra Cifer. It’s not something with a firm explanation or cause. Sometimes he just can’t keep in the moment or the bodily feelings he has will just...leave. There’s really no tell or situation that keeps these bouts of numbness from happening, so sex can be a real roll of the dice. He’ll shrug it off and continue on without his third leg (wing?) though.

5. Ryuken Ishida. He’s become very adept at shoving the majority of bad thoughts and feelings down with keeping his mind on work. Unfortunately, this means sex can be a struggle when visualizing how busy he is gets in the way of visualizing you on top of him. Isn’t usually a problem since sexual escapades with him don’t usually involve his dick. (Kink master works around emotional and bodily problems: more at 5.)

Who applies the condom on wrong?

1. Byakuya Kuchiki. He isn’t ignorant about sex per se, just the particulars of casual sex, since he was groomed to be a squeaky clean figurehead. And you can’t really produce an heir while using a condom, can you? He doesn’t even know to where begin. He takes the unopened condom with absolute confidence despite his ignorance and pointedly does not look at you when you fix his handy work, which is so heinous you have to use another one. (He fucking bunched the extra latex at the base for some reason, leaving the head of dick no breathing room and it ripped.)

2. Keigo Asano. He’s just extremely nervous and keeps putting it on too quick, catching it with his nails, and ripping it each time. He makes a joke about how his cock is just ‘sort of a monster hahaha’, but he is getting sweatier and more desperate and oh no, oh no, he is getting soft.

3. Gin Ichimaru. Absolutely is on purpose. He knows how to put on a condom thanks to being forcibly detained by Unohana and given a menacing demonstration on a banana after pressuring a 4th division woman to fuck raw. Purely scumbag tactics.

4. Riruka Dokugamine. What, like she’s supposed to know? What’s she supposed to do? Watch porn or something? Disgusting. Learn how to do it yourself. She screams into her pillow later because she absolutely googled how to put on a condom and just fucked it up.

5. Like, every Arrancar. Szayelaporro is the only exception. Ulquiorra commits to learning after the first fumble. Grimmjow doubles down and insists its fucking dumb in the first place. Luppi refuses to wear one unless it’s an appealing color and probably flavored.  Nnoitra hates it on principle--its like you’re trying to oppress his dick or something?? Harribel says--with a completely straight face--that the pull out method will be fine.

Who yells out the wrong name in the heat of things?

1. Momo Hinamori. She apologizes the moment she realizes and is fucking horrified. Really, she has no feelings for [redacted] anymore. She doesn’t know what happened. If she could, she’d go into witness protection.

2. Shunsui Kyoraku. Especially if you’re not romancing something heavy and are a one night stand. He tries to laugh it off, rubbing the back of neck and shrugging like it’s a ‘what can you do?’ moment. If you are romantically involved he will get drunk and depressed about it later on--just another reason he doesn’t deserve you.

3. Shuhei Hisagi. He might be thinking about the Seireitei Bulletin or about that party later tonight that you were both invited to and blurt out a name. Like, ‘holy shit titstitstitstits also the captain invited me to drinks later holy FUCK wow that feels soooo good -chan you fucking goddess fuckfuck oh right Captain--’, kind of train of thought. He boards the apology train and makes all the stops--flowers, heartfelt words, physical affection, an alright song cover with his guitar.

4. Uryu Ishida. In his defense, you were roleplaying and he simply called out your character’s name. This will happen a lot. It’s pretty hot, actually.

5. Isshin Kurosaki. It doesn’t happen a lot but sometimes he calls out his first wife’s name and it’s just something you have to live with. Just sad and unfunny and horrifying.

Who sends you to the 4th division via indecent blinding?

1. Renji Abarai. King of awkward good intentions, he leads your blind ass to the 4th division and waits by your side like a puppy waiting for punishment. He just gets really excited and forgot aiming was important. You insist it wasn’t as bad as the time he shot his load up your nose, though.

2. Akon. In his defense, you were playing with VR headsets and he shot his load in good faith while getting an imaginary face full of 3D anime waifu titties. He can’t imagine taking this to his captain and rushes you to the 4th division before anyone in the 12th can spot him.

3. Nanao Ise. She holds a lot of stress, so when she lets go, the result is usually a ridiculous amount of squirting. She leads you down deserted streets and disappears when anyone shows up, leaving you standing while blinded for like minutes at a time. She would rather die than have her peers find out and leaves you at the 4th division the moment they’ve written you down for intake.

4. Rangiku Matsumoto. She really likes to ride your face and it is simply not her fault that you aid and abet her. Of course if you’re going to play slip’n’slide so often, something is bound to go wrong. She leads you down to the 4th and if she sees someone she knows she’ll call out like ‘haha, guess what?’. It is the second time this month.

5. Shukuro Tsukishima + Gin Ichimaru. They didn’t do it on accident. Gin probably did it out of boredom, just to see you squirm and try to make your way to the 4th with him assisting....barely. Shukuro does it because you tried to tease him about his cooking or something and this is revenge. Have fun finding your way to the 4th by your own power.

[ulquiorrapleasecallmetrash]

Grimmjow Having A Crush on Ichigo's Sister headcanons:

Grimmjow Having A Crush on Ichigo's Sister headcanons:

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- s/o met Grimmjow while walking home from work but (un)fortunately was caught up in the fight between him and Ichigo.

-S/o was shook as she seen Ichigo getting the shit beaten out of him by this weird guy with blue hair.

-"Ichigo!! "

-Grimmjow looked over, wondering who is the peepsqueak calling  out his prey's name.

-"Who in the Hell are you? " He said disgusted.

-"You're worst nightmare if you don't put him down you oversized shit head! "

-What?

-Grimmjow's eyes widened, mouth gaped at what s/o said.

-"What the hell did you say to me? " He barked her. How dare you  called him out when she was only a mere human.

- "You're deaf? Suddenly you can't hear? Put. Him. Down. Now! "

-That's when Grimmjow grinned at her. He was definitely entertained now.

-He randomly dropped Ichigo on the ground and walked over to her. Leaning over her, face to face only inches apart. He grinned, "Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?"

-You kicked him in the shin, hard to distract him, Then  you kicked him in the nuts. I don't care, Arrancar, Human, or reaper that shit hurts like hell.

-The look on his face as he cupped himself and fell on the ground was priceless. He had never been assaulted like that before so it hurt even more. While he needed time to recuperate, You quickly grabbed Ichigo and his zanpakuto, running off.

-After that fight he had with you,  he was PISSED!

-How dare a stupid human girl attacked him in such a pitiful way and ended up getting away just like that?

-So angry he ends up fighting even more to distract him from that night.

-But he low-key thought her standing up to him was entertaining and hot. Now he is interested in her.

-He will eventually secretly watch s/o from afar. Now thinking about it, she was pretty...for a human and everything about her was attractive...kind of.

-That was when he realized.. She's Kurosaki's sister???!!

-He is so shook and it makes him even more interested in her.

-Ends up kidnapping s/o around the time Ulquiorra did with orihime.

-Aizen: Oh? You think that Kidnapping S/o would help us?

-Grimmjow: You want to kidnap Kurosaki's friend, might as well take a step further and take his sister it makes more sense!

- Grimmjow thinks he slick but Aizen knew. But to keep things more entertaining he allowed it. What could go wrong?

-Ended up kidnapping you a two weeks before orihime.

-Ichigo was even more of a wreck training his ass off to save you.

-The whole time you were kidnapped it was mainly a tsnadere relationship. Nothing but cussing, calling each other names but you both ended up getting use to each other and hating each other less.

-nnoitra jokes about you two bickering like an old married couple.

-Once Ichigo came to save you and Orihime Grimmjow  ends up locking you, not wanting you to know his plans for healing Ichigo just to kill him. 

-After he was  knocked the fuck out by Nnoitra you ended up escaping, finding him laying on ground. 

-You were so worried, you checked to see if he was alive. Luckily he was.

-"Why in the Hell are you here? " "I wanted to make sure you're okay you shithead."

-He didn't know it, but he had a smile on his face, a very genuine one.

- After the whole Aizen thing happened he decided to take you back to the world of the living.

- Low key sad about it but he knew it was the right thing to do. 

-Goes to the world of the living more often than he would like to admit just to see you.

-And you like seeing him more times than you admit as well. 😏😏😏

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-Might Make a follow up with dating Headcanons.

-Requests are OPEN!

[unladielike]

    Shortly after he reminds her his name was Nnoitra, Vivian's quick to let out a sigh. "...Couldn't your parents simply have named you 'Bob'? That would certainly have been a much easier one to remember," she states, making it quite apparent she had forgotten up until now. Granted, a name like 'Bob' didn't really suit him, but still, how was she even supposed to spell Nnoitra? On second thought... perhaps she made a good choice by being a library technician and not a teacher, because having to commit so many names to memory would have been such a pain.

    Of course, she was about to interrogate him further; only, he would soon change the conversation on her, causing Vivian to pause. Why she was here, huh? True, it might've been strange she was dwelling inside an empty, abandoned church than one filled with actual worshippers... however, her reasons for coming were at least noble and virtuous.

    "You didn't know? They're planning to demolish this church building pretty soon... and since it made me rather sad, coming to terms with the fact a sanctuary of God would be removed from the city premises, I figured I should come here to pay my respects one last time," Vivian finally explains, adapting a more somber expression. Naturally, by 'they', she was referring to Vancouver's city council. "Apparently, they're planning to construct a whole new hotel in it's place... isn't that so pitiful?"

How many years was it since he'd set foot inside a church? He never felt welcome in them, which was one of the reasons why he never went. This one was abandoned though. Seemed religious beliefs were on the decline, and people didn't care to take care of the Lord's House anymore. It was easier to walk in here to him. Memories from his childhood began to creep towards him, but stopped abruptly when he realized he wasn't alone here.

He looked over, and down, towards the little woman who'd spoken to him. He recognized her by appearance, but her name didn't enter his mind. She assumed he wasn't here to pray? Mah, she wasn't wrong. He wasn't going to pray. He just wanted to see what it felt like to be inside a church again. It sounded like she thought he was going to cause trouble. Nnoitra arched his brow.

She kind of reminded him of a teacher reprimanding one of her students.

❝ Just Nnoitra 's fine. ❞ He told her. ❝ I ain't here 'fer trouble. ❞ He thought his reason for being here was a little too personal to share randomly though. ❝ If yer so religious, why ya here in an empty church? ❞ Changing the subject. Good idea.

[godkilller]

@magical-girl-coral​​

So we already know which arrancars are the best, and which ones are the worst, but who are the most fun to prank/ have the funniest reaction to being pranked?

          out of character.  Gin voice: all of’em are th’ best to prank. No but this is an excellent question and since I’ve already taken a few shots at Gin’s opinions on each Arrancar / Espada, I’ll go ahead and just jump into the nitty gritty details of this one. WE ALREADY KNOW WHO GIN HATES THE MOST IN THIS LIST, but that doesn’t mean Gin won’t pass up on a chance to prank them. In fact, it may even make them the top victim !

DISCLAIMER:  Keep in mind that the opinions listed here are Gin’s, not mine. All of the Espada are neat and gifted us with an absolutely amazing era of Bleach. Keep on rockin’ on, lil Hollows, ilu.

Nnoitra. He’s so fucking stupid and falls for shit pretty damn easily, plus that short temper of his makes for comically explosive reactions that really can scratch Gin’s itch for mischief with a rewarding aftermath of Nnoitra going absolutely batshit. He may not be, technically, the BEST Espada to prank regularly since Gin doesn’t want to deal with him trying to start a fight, but he IS the most animated, idiotic on the list that’s just smarter than Yammy enough to understand when he’s being insulted, but too dumb to know how to avoid said insults.

Yammy. With the above being said, it’s pretty funny to prank Yammy in a similar but notably less rewarded fashion. In fact, if Gin has decided to prank Yammy, it’s usually not even for Yammy’s own reaction, it’s for whoever’s with Yammy. Because the Espada himself typically doesn’t realize he’s being joked about, and certainly doesn’t catch all of Gin’s sly comments, sneaky insults, and other teases. They tend to soar over his incredibly high up and thick skull. The endearing side of this is that, if Yammy realizes he’s been fooled, there’s usually a high chance of him laughing about it while simultaneously mentioning that he should really punch Gin for that. Gin doesn’t disagree.

Grimmjow. Definitely requires a little more absent-minded thought for Gin to truly trick this one. Grimmjow becomes more and more reckless the more riled he gets, and he kid of switches his brain off  ( in Gin’s opinion )  after a set amount of time once riled. So teasing and pranking him requires a gradual build up to sufficiently work, and Gin can’t drag things out for too long or else he’ll catch on and try to either fight him or ignore him. Usually Gin can reel him back by waving around permission for him to try and redeem himself via a World of the Living fieldtrip, see Ichigo again, yada yada... of course, Gin ultimately doesn’t fulfill that tease either. It’s funny to see him huff and stomp around.

Barragan. He’s so serious and stuffy and senile that Gin can actually step on his nerves with little to no effort. Barragan’s bitter and has a pretty strained relationship with Aizen as is, so Gin’s just salt to that wound. IT’S A LITTLE DANGEROUS TO TAUNT THE EX-LORD OF LAS NOCHES. But Gin’s always been one to flirt with death, so he pokes and prods to see just how patient, how tolerating, this supposed king can be. You know, people attribute a level-headed temper with leadership, and if Barragan wants to be seen as regal, Gin’s that ultimate test !  Plus, it’s funny to watch him try to keep his Fraccion from viciously defending his honor like untrained yappy dogs on leashes, barking and yipping at Gin as though they could ever harm him. It’s a buy one get one special to Gin: bothering Barragan, and the pranks involved, brings with it his loyal subordinates too.

Aaroniero Arruruerie.  Not really fond of scientists, Gin tends to not prank this one too much outside of vastly mispronouncing their name(s) on purpose. Gin’ll switch it up lots, even within the same meeting just absolutely butchering it in a different way. A list of names Gin has called them contains, memorably: Aroo-nylon Aroo-roo, Lava lamp, Ararararararara, Thing one and Thing two, Aerodynamics, Glubglub, Adidas, The Glob, Ariel and Aaron, Two Floating Balls, Autocorrect and Autocomplete, Cola and Two Mentos, and many many more.

Szayelaporro.  Gin’s not fond of him either due to the whole Mayuri vibe he catches a whiff of. He avoids pranking him since he knows that, if bitter and petty enough  ( which Gin knows Szayelaporro can become quite easily )  then there may or may not be new trap doors installed on Gin’s route to his bedroom. Besides, others bully this Espada all on their own, so there’s no need.

Starrk.  Gin doesn’t gain much of a reaction from the top dog, but the pup that’s connected to him ?  Lilynette’s fun to mess with for as long as Starrk tolerates the other portion of his soul being taunted. Gin tries not to be too needlessly cruel, though, since she is just a kid -- even if that’s technically not the truth since she’s a Hollow compiled from multitudes of other Hollow and also technically her and Starrk are two parts of one whole, but I mean... that’s where things get confusing. Gin’ll go for more funny pranks, lighthearted, but sometimes he’ll drop in the existential crisis on her and see how she works that whole can of worms out. What even are you, Lilynette ?  

Zommari.  He’s near the bottom because he’s too level-headed to get a rise out of, and Gin’s not interested in such a strong-feeling Aizen enthusiast. He’ll let the guy meditate in peace, or whatever the fuck he’s doing. Snapping his own neck like that ??? No thanks !  Bye bye !

Ulquiorra.  The poor lad just wants to understand human emotions and Gin’s got to pull the whole “oh you mean the soul / heart ? yeah, here’s some really deep insights on the concept of having those emotions and poetic information for you to store in your little emo boy brain but here’s the catch ! i’m just speculatin’ all this shit since i personally don’t have any of those so-called feelings. best’a luck, though !”  Gin won’t prank Ulquiorra too harshly, though, outside of that knee-slapper moment of Gin pulling his leg whilst simultaneously joking about his own lack of emotions masking the fact that he’s, also, having a an entire internal crisis about his heart. Same hat !

Harribel.  Nah. Gin won’t ever prank her. She puts up with enough bullshit being the only female Espada, he won’t add to it. Plus, he kinda doesn’t want to be drowned in his sleep if he manages to really piss her off.

[despairforme]

      [ I’m just curious? How do you guys read Nnoitra’s name? I always read it as N-o-i-t-o-r-a, which is how it’s pronounced, but ?? ]