#[ just saying ]

[wishfulsketching]

I can't sleep, so here's old man yaoi

[howiehans]

"You look really handsome for your first day back. Sexy, too."

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I’m never forgiving them for the blatant queerbating that Klance was and y’all can quote me on that

[two-dolla-bills]

Ok you've heard of King candy being a creepypasta in the world of wreck it ralph, now get ready for: turbotime as a game is just straight up cursed. For some reason, within a few weeks of having the cabinet installed, Turbo always goes missing. Doesn't matter what you do with it, Turbo, or sometimes even one of the twins, just straight up disappears and re-appears in another game. That bug got fixed eventually, but for a while it was common knowledge that Turbotastic was just oddly faulty. This post is brought to you by me wondering if wir turbo was the exception or the rule

[any-mouse]

@wuxiaphoenix

I know it's unfair vilification and stuff but it's also a lot of fun to see old media and stuff where people were SO scared of big animals like lions, sharks, crocodiles and wolves were fully expected to just come and eat you the moment you stepped into their territory. In older media we also made that assumption about gorillas and in still older we thought it'd be whales. But some animals that will actually fuck you up got left behind. Boars will kill you and eat you. They're way more likely to do so than any of those other things actually. Hippos, obviously, got off like bandits always being depicted as cute and dopey. And then there's the squids. Not giant kraken size squids. The eight foot squids that hunt in packs and will fuck you up if you fall in the water at night. I can't BELIEVE people slept on that. It's like all they cared about were the huge deep sea ones we never see. The medium size wolf pack squids were right there.

[fatyote]

Pins you under my gut

Smothers your face between my tits

[zeriq-5]

William Afton would absolutely partner with Robotnik to help with the construction of Eggman land but the real question is who would stab the other in the back first

[gigifluidcat]

And with Hades, other Queer mfs are like "Lol Typical Straight romance and glorifying abuse."

... Bitch they're not the only ones, and we have to acknowledge that.

I hope op knows how correct they are and both sides of their pillow are cold tonight and many nights more

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[ramquest]

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao

[frownyalfred]

The command structure / ranking of the Justice League is actually super hard to understand from the outside, if you think about it. How many times have alien diplomatic missions arrived to meet with them, only to struggle to pick out who they should direct their communications toward? Sure, you’ve got the Kryptonian, he’s big and flashy and recognizable across sectors. But there’s an Amazonian princess standing next to him who looks dangerous and speaks like a royal. You’ve got an Atlantean king behind her, also royal, also dangerous. You’ve got a Green Lantern of the Sector with trace ion signatures from all the recent battles in nearby galaxies, and then — then — you have a man in black, shadowy armor who doesn’t introduce himself, who doesn’t speak or negotiate unless the others falter, yet ever single one of them looks to him as the conversation proceeds — checking, assuring, looking for guidance etc. is he the leader, then?

[crown-jule]

This was an invitation to hmu btw

Pspsps butches with breeding kinks pspsps

[teaboot]

Anyways as someone who has attended kink events

There are fat people at the orgy

There are elderly people at the orgy

There are disabled people at the orgy

There are trans people at the orgy

There are neurodivergent people at the orgy

People with white collar jobs are at the orgy

People with blue collar jobs are at the orgy

Stay at home moms are at the orgy

Adults who live with their parents are at the orgy

Asexuals are at the orgy

And yeah in media "kinky" shit is always thin young perfect hard bodies in skintight leather and latex but I that's the image in your head you should probably know that a more realistic link event looks less like Eyes Wide Shut and more like passengers of a public city bus attending two to three various costume parties and they're all having a FANTASTIC time that will occasionally get sidetracked by an incredibly passionate conversation regarding the history of Roman catholicism in Eastern Europe or various species of invasive birds

Which is to say that if you've managed to locate a kink community near you but are nervous about joining in because you think you're not young/fit/skinny/rich/"pretty"/normal/charismatic/abled/horny enough then honestly you're probably fine, go to the munch and make some friends

[miss-jaye]

cw: slightly suggestive when nanami kento saw his wife about to leave the house in a stunning, tight sundress, he swore his whole world stopped for a moment.

“honey?”

“hm?” you glanced at him, then looked back at the mirror, trying not to stab yourself with your earring. nanami cleared his throat. “where are you going?” he asked as he walked over, standing behind you and sliding his hands around your waist.

“i’m having lunch with my friends, sweetie. i told you that this morning, remember?” you raised a brow, confused. your husband nodded dazedly, his eyes glued to your figure.

“right.” he swallowed, his throat suddenly dry. “where are you going to have lunch?” he asked, his hands gently roaming over your body, feeling the fabric of the dress he so badly wanted to tear off you.

“that cafe we always go to…” you trailed off, finally securing your earring. “are you okay?” you met his gaze through the mirror. “i do this once a month—same place, same people.”

he nodded, humming in acknowledgment. you stayed silent for a moment, trying to figure out what had him so distracted. now that your earring was in place, you became hyper-aware of his hands, their slow, deliberate movements over your hips, squeezing in that familiar way that told you he was restraining himself from acting on his desires.

oh.

a blush crept up your cheeks as you realized nanami hadn’t seen this dress on you yet. you’d just bought it last week and forgot to show him. “kento?”

you called out to him, but he seemed too entranced by the way the dress clung to your curves. he leaned in closer, burying his nose in your neck, his hands trailing down to squeeze your thighs.

you let out a startled moan, hastily covering your mouth. he inhaled deeply, the scent of your perfume overwhelming his senses.

“your friends won’t mind if you’re a few minutes late, right?”

[wieldervolopriv]

new york city is a game to me, and that game is pokemon black and white