#[ it's all accurate tho ]

[big-moon-little-moon]

so called TPK enjoyers once they realize their graph paper wife is a part of the P that's supposed to get TK-ed

bonus:

[bewarethetooth]

HEYY I'M ACTUALLY ALIVE AND IVE TOTALLY BEEN ALIVE SO HERES MY FAVORITE THING EVER DRAWN TODAY:

Now excuse me while i sleep until 5pm because the sun IS rising and i AM so tired

[phoenixcatch7]

Okay but it's super interesting how

Din = Power = Ganondorf

Naryu = Wisdom = Zelda

Farore = Courage = Link.

Because Din, in the hylian creation myth, created the physical world. Naryu then created the laws - gravity, time, etc. And Farore finally created life - plants and people.

Din created the body, naryu the mind, Farore the soul.

And the triforce and its wielders so perfectly reflect that.

Ganon is physical power, he is big and intimidating and he breaks things. He is cunning and determined, but that's not what he focuses on. He is might makes right.

Zelda is wisdom and cleverness. She is stall tactics and information and team work. She is a powerful mage with a spine of steel, but that's not how she'll win. She is the pen being mightier than the sword.

Link is courage and persistence. He is the wild card sneaking behind enemy ranks, always moving, plunging into terrifying situations head first. He's a phenomenal fighter with a keen wit, but that's not what will get him through his challenges. He is bravery not being the absence of fear but the triumph over it.

They sit in perfect parallels to each other.

And ganon is reborn through his body - his resurrection is immortality. No matter how low he is cast, as long as he has a body he can claw his way back. He can cling to his power, build it ever higher.

Zelda is reborn through the magic of her bloodline. It's the accumulated knowledge handed down for generations, the unique power she must master, the skills she must develop to survive and get her kingdom out the other side intact. Even her name, the knowledge of herself, is handed down from all the way from the very first. Her ancestors knowledge of her future presence, her stability, is what gives her the edge.

Link is reborn in spirit. He is not bound by flesh or blood. Just like his wanderlust soul he can reappear in any time or place. His variation, his unpredictability, is exactly how he fights. It's what makes him so hard to pin down.

Ganons need to build strength means he can't chase after link. Links impulsiveness means zelda can outwit him. Zeldas stationary predictability means she's an easy target for ganon.

But the other direction?

Fire melts ice, ice redirects lightning, lightning burns fire.

And that's the very essence of the triforce.

[wardingshout]

ok extremely rare traditional art from me bc it turns out maybe Links and Zeldas can be besties even if they're also the same person ???? featuring @kokirizeldas' kids whose outfits make me lose my mind 5 times a day !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cerubean]

johnny zest but he goes by john landgraab and hasn't dropped out of college and been disowned yet and is also arranged to be married to dina caliente

[writemeverything]

Doksoo week DAY 2: first meeting(?)

[b4kuch1n]

study of this masterwork

[jesuistrestriste]

thinking about no not november with patrick, maybe frat!patrick.. teasing him so badly but he made a bet with art and hes determined to last longer than him but reader makes it hell

oh yea he gets fkn pissed at you .

he regrets ever telling you about the bet because now he’s getting nude selfies from you at 8 AM and videos of you fingering yourself with his name on your lips at 9 PM. there isn’t an hour that goes by where his brain isn’t forced to conjure up insanely perverted mental images of you doing filthy things to him.

he texts you whenever you send him something. usually stuff like “you’re evil” and “you’re making this so much worse”.

but he never actually tells you to stop.

sometimes, late at night, he’ll push a pillow between his thighs and gingerly roll his hips down into it while he looks back at your messages.

it doesn’t count if he just doesn’t come, right?

he pictures you bouncing on his fat cock, leaving a frothy ring around the base when you cream on it; pictures you sitting on his face and letting him slurp every drop of your release from you while his meaty fingers squelch inside your walls and pull whimpers from your glossy lips.

it’s all torturous.

he’ll take off his backwards hat so that he can lay his forehead down comfortably on the mattress and properly fuck the cushion trapped under his pelvis. he nearly mewls when he feels a blurt of precome seep out of his tip and into his boxers.

he basically gives himself blueballs for nearly the entire month— edging himself every single night.

if he was less stubborn, he’d just let art win and he’d let himself give in to the constant bubbling of pleasure in his gut. but he is stubborn. so he holds out until he gets a text from art on Nov 18.

from “donaldson”: u win. whatever.

and patrick is leaping from his bed and immediately sprinting out of his room and down the street to your dorm. doesn’t even text art back ! poor thing’s too ready to finally get what he’s been craving..

[turbo-tsundere]

Chibi Gonta for the soul <3

[xxplastic-cubexx]

AHHHHHHH ur latest movieverse charles is so precious,,, i want to pinch his cheeks and stretch them like mochi

squihshy..

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

Trick or treat!! 🍬✨

Sky with a little bird :D

[peachfruitcake]

From late November

[boxeom]

Found some oldish notes of my sex hcs for the boys when I first started playing lads that I added onto as I got to know each of them more- some of these aren't even finished thoughts lmao

[saintlesbian]

did another sketchy pic, this time for my friend @darkmoon-dolt of her Jewel

+ alts

[myokk]

quidditch champions seb

[pastryoscar]

i firmly believe this was the moment andrew realised he was and could develop a crush on this new guy and that his internal monologue was about as follows:

oh. oh. well shit, guess there’s a brain behind those contacts after all. I can’t be crushing on him can I? damn, it’d be fun tho.

I know id win but id like to see him try square up against me. oooooo against me👀