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[tvmilfs]

Hacks fic recs: Ring the Bells That Still Can Ring by Blue Blue Baby, Love in an Elevator by mouthyhack, A Supposedly Fun Thing by SapphicScholar

KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH

[mcnuggyy]

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[miss-couch-potato]

you said GMK was your fav goji sooooo... >:]

OMG AHHHHHHHH I CHOKED ON A FRY/pos

THIS IS AMAZING!!! THANK YOU :)

LOOK AT HIMMMMMM GOOOOOOOO!!!!

[zeivira]

no rest for the wicked...

pls more

this shit is hilarious

like what are the others thoughts on this "illness" like garfiel, we've seen a bit of otto but i want more of him cuz he's best boi.

i imagine him going on full mama/big bro mood lmao

also that ficrec abt the crack fic by scissors? LMAO thx my parents knew im awake at 3am

point is

i like you now

so im gonna stalk- ahem- stick to you like a leach 🥺🌹

feed me more

The Cap’n's rule about everyone being strictly forbidden from watching him sleep—something about Garfiel being exactly like Rem but without pretty girl privilege—never actually stops the members of the camp from keeping an eye on him while the Cap’n's rests. 

The camp is nothing if not resourceful, and it’s not like they need to be inside the room when he’s sleeping to make sure he stays safe. Waiting a few feet away from the only entrance is just as effective. 

That's why when Garfiel smells a person approaching the Cap’n's room, during a time he knows he is asleep—they spent the last few days traveling to Pristella, like Hoshin traveled the desert to Banan after all—he rushes into the hallway and grabs the visitor's wrist right before it gets to knock at the Cap’n's door. 

"—the hell do ya think yer doin’?" Only after he finishes talking, under the dim hallway light of the mansion-like inn, he takes notice of the visitor's red, flame-like hair. A sharp horror, the one he had felt hours flooded through his entire body, as he realized whose wrist he grabbed. 

For a second, all is still. 

"Hello again, Sir Garfiel," the Sword Saint greets him, smiling as if they were pals and he hadn't evaded Garfiel’s senses and stopped his punch with a casual block a couple hours before. As if he weren’t the main obstacle between Garfiel and the title of Strongest. "I apologize if my presence alerted you, but all I wish to do is talk to Subaru." 

"W-well isn’ that convenient.  Anythin’ ya might need ta tell the Cap’n, ya can tell my amazin’ self instead." Big fat lie. There is a reason why the Cap’n is the Cap’n despite being borderline comatose and apparently not that much older than him. But Garfiel can’t trust anyone stronger than him, and as much as he hates himself for it…

The difference between him and Reinhard van Astrea is like a newborn Earth dragon and the Divine Dragon themself. 

His mere presence makes Garfiel's rawest instincts scream—tell him to either fight-or-flight. Garfiel doesn't want to be anywhere close to Reinhard, but much less he wants Reinhard anywhere close to the Cap’n when he sleeps. At least not until Garfiel proves himself a stronger shield than Reinhard. 

Even if the Cap’n is not defenseless—at least, not usually— he is useless while he isn't awake. And that means Galfield has to fight for both of them.

"I see," Reinhard's lips tilt downwards. "I do not mean disrespect, but what I would like to discuss would be related to something personal, unrelated to our respective camps..." 

Right. Garfield's eyebrow twitches. Right. The Cap’n said they were friends. 

"...the Cap’n's asleep," his voice sounds hoarse even to his ears. Maybe if he makes his tone drier than the Augura Sand Dunes, he can get Reinhard to give up and leave?

Reinhard's eyes widen. "Is that so. From what I gathered he mostly slept during the night." 

Garfield scowls. Of course the Sword Saint knew that much. "The Cap’n does, but he couldn' sleep during the trip, as we moved without pause, just like the Emperor of the Briar who never knew rest," Garfield crosses his arms. "So he is sleeping now and won't wake up in a while." 

"I see..." Reinhard says, and an uncomfortable silence falls between them. His gaze felt so heavy that if Garfiel moved carelessly, he wouldn’t know what his fate would b— "I wanted to ask about my father, actually—” Reinhard spoke up, breaking the silence. “I heard there were some issues close to Lady Priscilla's domain that involved Subaru and him." 

It takes Garfield a second to realize what he is talking about. His joy over learning the one and only Sword Saint's father was joining Emilia's camp to help Subaru stop the Argyle healer evaporated the moment his eyes actually lied on the man. After a couple days he just became Old Man, a skilled drunkard with a sob story, rather than a member of the family his mother used to read him stories about. 

"Issues,” Garfield snorts at Reinhard’s choice of word. “Tha's one way of sayin’ it." He makes a face. "Yeah, I was there too. The Old Man made us go lookin’ for a stupid chalice with the power to cure all sickness, but in the end it's only power w’s turning water into booze. Big ass let down." 

Reinhard’s shoulders sag. "So that’s what happened…” Reinhard’s eyes finally looked past Garfiel and looked at the still closed door, an unreadable thought reflected in them. “...I am glad father was with Subaru and you nonetheless. I can't imagine him taking another disappointment well..." 

How could any member of the group that went after the dumb cup not be disappointed? The chalice would have been able to cure not only the Old Man’s wife, but the Cap’n too. As the camp’s shield it’s his duty to protect everyone from everything—including hereditary diseases. When the Old Man mentioned the rumors, he was the first to tell Emilia they absolutely needed to go.

Still— the entire conversation leaves a bad taste in his mouth. The Cap’n was already carrying enough on his shoulder, with being the Hero that defeated the Archbishop of Sloth, the White Whale and the Great Rabbit— did he really need to trouble himself with family drama when the man ain’t even dead? “Why?” 

Reinhard blinks. “Well, it has been many years—” 

“—no, not that.” Garfiel’s scowl grows. “Why do ya need to imagine it? Yar dad’s alive, you could ask him.”

Reinhard just stares, before a bitter smile covers his lips. “Although true, my father doesn’t enjoy my company, so I wouldn’t like to impose myself when unnecessary.” 

But he is alive, is what he wants to say. “My mom’s dead,” is what he says instead. Because damn— he saw the Old Man, the even Older Man and him talk during dinner and how Ottobro almost lost his head trying to stop Old and Older from killing each other, right before Priscilla arrived saying this was the most amusing shitshow she had seen in weeks. The Old Man genuinely didn’t want to be with Reinhard and his dad.

But he is alive. All three of them are. They can talk. While Garfiel's mom is dead and gone and he can't tell her how much he loves her. "Just because your father is with us, and the Cap’n is strong enough to carry the weight of yar family drama, doesn't mean he should."

Reinhard's eyes widen again. "I—" 

"The Cap’n sleeps longer when he overworks himself," Garfield cuts, his words stronger than any punch he ever did. 

And Reinhard's mouth shuts with an audible click, expression shifting into one of horror— as it should. 

"He carries everyone's problems on his back— no matter how tired he is...!" He clenches his fists. "The Cap’n is so cool, cooler than the Sage and Reid! But precisely because he is like that is that we need to push ourselves harder. Be the people the Cap’n wants us to be, even if he is too shy to tell us. Because— because...!" 

“—will you two please SHUT UP?!" The Cap’n's door parts open with a bang, and the Cap’n appears in the doorway, rubbing his eyes while scowling. “Some of us are actually trying to sleep around here!”

Garfiel rushes back to his room only minutes later, but also doesn't miss Reinhard walking in direction to the Old Man's room rather than the hallway he originally came from.

beta read by @daemonerik

[gwalch-mei]

Emoji ask game: 👁 🇪🇺 🌍 🌻👥️ 😇 🎬

thank you for the ask sarah!!!!! eye color: technically hazel! (i have central heterochromia so its hard to say exactly dsjfhusodikl) nationality: native american and scottish! favourite place: oh god this is so hard to chose from! ive recently visited europe and LOVED amsterdam! but for somewhere more local i love san francisco :3

favourite flower: bermuda buttercup!! the stems are edible and they taste really sour but theyre delicious <3 OTP: you know i gotta go with gawain and lancelot they occupy my brain 24/7. im abt to start changing them rent !!!!

blorbo: oh i have so many kdjshfjdskl gawain obvs (chief blorbo) but mr hyde from the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde, loki from god of war, rumpleteazer from CATS and electra from starlight express (musicals my beloved) favourite movie: midsommar!

[dogdayisgoodboy101]

you want a chocolate bar?

Sure!

*Being K9 species-*

[sunsetsandsunshine]

Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

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[remyfire]

🌹

Random WIP Sentence

Only Beej can take a simple, friendly word like pal and make it sound sweeter than darling. Makes it easier to ignore BJ's incredibly correct observation that Hawkeye would make out with his own clone. They can turn that into a naughty fantasy another day.

[preciouspatriots]

i may not go here but i DO believe in boston sports supremacy 💚 Tuned In and sending only the best vibes!!!!

boston vs everybody, yktv 🤭

[peculiarbeauty]

starseized asked: i didn't mean to interrupt you. ( the beast/prince catching her while she's in the middle of a book if thats okay !! ) PROMPTS FOR FIRST MEETINGS & AWKWARD CHATS

THE THRILLING CLIMAX of her story has her buried within. anyone could sneak up on her and surprise her.

the master of the house speaks and her thoughts are interrupted , beating heart to amplify. eyes find his own , those blue cerulean looking back into her very soul. they were so gentle.

( i didn't mean to interrupt you. ) he was kind for offering sincerity. perhaps she was more spooked just from the riveting tale in front of her. to be so quickly snapped back into physical existence was a new challenge. the villagers hardly would speak to her when she would read. instead , they spoke to one another about how funny she was.

" oh , oh no. you didn't ! " she lays the book in her lap using her hand as a bookmark for the moment. " .. " she is attempting to find the words. these two souls have come to a better understanding of their existence within the castle together , but she still feels that their words tend to fall flat. she could tell he was thinking about what to say just as much as she was. it was as if they were children , innocent children never knew what to say at the right moment.

[flyingspicerack]

10 7 39 32 HHII AEROO ^w^

10: Want any piercings? MMM yes I'd like some more!! I have the standard lobes on each ear (they used to be gauged to like 0, but then let them shrink back to normal so I could wear normal earrings) and my septum done. I want to get a bridge, and also industrial bars on my ears BUT i hear that industrials can be uncomfortable piercings to have if you wear over the ear headphones so that would be a problem for me... hrm...

7: Have tattoos? I do! I have 3! I'm willing to take pictures sometime! I have one on my left forearm that reads "Keep your eyes open" , one on my right forearm that is an ornate arrow with a moon, the aries constellation, a stylized aries symbol, and hanging beads, and a quarts crystal cluster on my right thigh colored in blue, purple, and pink

39 here

32: What words upset me the most UGH Idk if this is supposed to be like... when people are upset by the word 'moist' or 'panties' or if its supposed to be like... something that would upset me/hurt my feelings but...

i HATE the word 'naughty' it feel soooo gross to me ... blech

[sweetlovingfictionals]

Is Asriel a cuddler?

Oh yeah, absolutely! Asriel learned to be physical toucher and lover through Toriel and Asgore. Hugs, nuzzling, cuddling, and just being emotionally and physically vulnerable is something that Asriel was taught to not be afraid of. That being physical with one another is a comforting and soothing thing. I mean, we can see through Undertale's gameplay that Toriel loves giving out hugs and holding hands, and Asgore, well, he's also a big hugger and he's after all the Nose-Nuzzle champion!

My point is, Asriel is much like Toriel and Asgore. He's also a hugger, a kisser. A cuddler. And through a love starved and physical touch starved Mika, Asriel is the perfect fit for them to get all the kisses and nuzzles and cuddles he could ever ask for! Asriel is always up for holding hands, just having soft naps or even just holding for comfort. He's not afraid to show Mika he's always going to be there for them.

[doctapuella]

dorky birthday boy for you!!

love you n hope your day is great!!💜💜

AH!

[salemssimblr]

💗💗Love train! Send this to all the blogs you love! Don’t forget to spread the love! 💗💗

TY BOOOOOO ILYSM!!!! MWAHHH 😘

[gooboogy]

I AM HIDING ON ANON BUT YOU HAVE ALBUMS OUT???¿¿??!?@,-,,# IM LISTENING TO BLUE RIGUT NOW AND ITS SO GOOD WHAT THE HELL (POSITIVE)

AAAAAA THANK YOU!!!!!!! IM SO GLAD if there are any that you particularly enjoy/stick out to you please lemme know!! One of my favorites is JC

Silly funky bassa nova guy (this is actually on my top 100 recap for this year lol)

[iminlovewithpercyjackson]

EEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S MY LITTLE BRAT OF A BOY I LOVE HIM

LUKE SLATTERY as BOBBY MOCH in The Boys in the Boat (2023)