#[ CACKLING ]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[shalomniscient]

Are you having a hard time imagining lesbian sex without penetration via literal penis involved?! Tf? Arle, Fei and so many others. At least tag your shit properly.

sorry what was that i couldnt hear u over the sound of me sucking off arlecchino’s fat cock while feixiao rails me with her 8 incher from behind 😔😔😔

[darthstitch]

New Headcanon Unlocked:

In some universe that suspiciously resembles the Guides'-verse by @jackdaw-kraai, Din Djarin is Darth Vader's Favorite In Law.

This whole concept starts spreading across the multiverses. Because Anakin Skywalker's Brand of Eldritch Force Extra is too awesome to be contained in one 'verse and he just wants to see his Baby Boi happy.

Like, in an alternate ESB, maybe Din gets to be hired as a bounty hunter to find Luke. Romantic Shenanigans happen.

Also, no matter what happens, this Fact drives Han Solo nuts.

[odakota-rose]

#nonagesimussy if you will (via @rosenkranz-isnt-dead)

this shit is SO fucking funny to me. what did gideon think was about to happen. did she think she was about to get some nonagesimus pussy 😭

[tsams-and-co-memes]

Dunno if you take submissions, but I gotta share with someone. This is so Monty and/or Moon coded. Like. They'd send this to the group chat

......I can see it, oh my god

[florbexter]

Omg I'm still giggling at the idea of Jun being Earns biggest hater (kudos to @itsdarkestrightbeforethesun) and it's my favourite headcanon as of now.

Just the thought of Jun in an interview and the media person has no idea how they got there but Jun is like: and that *company name* is shit, okay utterly garbage, why would you use that?

Media person: I wanted to know how you feel about tackling such a complex character in your latest series

Jun: Yeah, sure, BUT that Pearn or Learn or Schearn person... what an idiot!

[almayver]

Style is carrying the comedy part of this thing by himself this episode but by the gods its more than enough

[goosefxatherz]

It's the absolute and UTTER confidence in his second throw that has me

Jensen Ackles bowling at Nashville Convention, December 07, 2024 [x]

[waitmyturtles]

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[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Grey Is Fed Up With Them

[a-stray-wretched-dog]

wait guys hear me out

[icebot360]

Vasher: Physics teacher

absolutely hates his job, but it pays so he does it anyway , and some how is the best physics teacher you’ll ever have

Vasher: Why the hell am I still doing this? I should be retired, I shouldn’t have to listen to all you idiots. Can any of tell why I‘m doing this? student: Because it pays well?

Vasher: You make an excellent point, so last we left off I had to explain to you idiots why you can‘t just make metal sentient

Cosmere Characters as Teachers

As requested by @little-cute-pink-horrible-being :)

If Cosmere characters were teachers, what would they teach & what would it be like?

1. Jasnah: History teacher

Let's just say that she has, uh, high expectations of her students.

Jasnah: Anyone can memorize facts and dates. Jasnah: You all will do that, of course, but you will also learn to draw conclusions from those facts, track historical trends, and maybe, if you work hard, you can come up with a theory of your very own. Bravest student: Uh, miss? We are seven. Jasnah: I do not tolerate excuses.

2. Hammond: Philosophy Professor

He has a hardcore group of students who are huge fans of his.

Student 1: Hey, you're in Professor Hammond's class? Student 2: Yeah. Student 1: Isn't he the guy who wrote that book So What if the Poor are Genetically Destined to be Poor? Revolution is Still the Answer? Student 2: That's him. Student 1: And that's why your an anarchist now, huh? Student 2: Listen, he's pretty persuasive.

3. Elend: Political Science Professor

Elend, a Political Science professor at a university, is the sort of teacher who assigns a LOT of reading.

Elend: Remember: politics is for people. Even when the people you serve suck. A lot. Student: You...sound like you're talking from experience? Elend: You have no idea.

4. Shallan: Art Professor

She mainly teaches drawing and painting classes.

Shallan: You all need to decide what your art means to you. Shallan: Whether it be capturing a moment or representing a person's essence or seeing into realms not normally discernable to human eyes--as long as it's art from your soul, it will be right. Student: What, uh, was that last part? Shallan: Art should be from your soul? Student: N-No, the part before that? Shallan: Anyway, everyone start drawing!

5. Painter: Also an Art Professor

I mean, it's literally his name.

Painter: The key to art is repetition. Painter: When a Nightmare is staring down at you, you don't want to be hesitating over what to draw! Student: Professor Nikaro, please, we've been drawing bamboo for a week! Painter: ...I'm not sure what the issue is?

6. Sigzil: Science teacher

Sigzil is one of those general science teachers you get in middle school.

Sigzil: Remember: the key to science is...? Students, as a chorus: Writing things down! Sigzil: That's right! Sigzil: Now let's see what's the heaviest thing we can stick to the wall using glue--last year we managed to stick me to the wall for a couple seconds! Students: [cheering] Sigzil: ...I'm better at this than I would have expected.

7. Wayne: Theater Teacher

Wayne teaches theatre at a high school.

Wayne: Acting is all about not acting. Wayne: You gotta just be the person. Wayne: Understand their past, embody their present... Student: ...wear their hat? Wayne: Exactly!

8. Kaladin: Also a Theatre Teacher

Look me in the eyes and tell me that Kaladin doesn't understand drama.

Kaladin: [talking to an school administrator off to the side while the class watches] And you can tell the school board that the next time they want to cut funding to the arts, I will be there. Kaladin: I will be there at every meeting where even a word of funding reduction is breathed. Kaladin: I will haunt those meetings, carrying pictures of my kids doing their plays and being happy. Kaladin: And I will make them look me in the eyes if they dare to vote to take that away! New student, hesitantly: Performance art? Student: Nah, he always talks that way.

9. Sarene: English teacher

If only because I don't think they have dedicated fencing professors at most places.

Sarene: English is not simply about reading books--it is about learning to think and interpret information. Sarene: You can take the skills you learn in this class and apply them very widely: to understand the news, to read between the lines of what a person says to you, to craft effective rhetoric to get your own way. Sarene: Read everything. Sarene: Remember: you cannot defeat an enemy unless you understand your enemy. Student: ...enemy? Sarene: Don't worry: you'll have enemies when you're older. Student: Yay?

10. Navani: Engineering

Navani would be an engineering professor at a college.

Navani: Your job, students, is to get this ball through that window high up on the wall. You can do it any way you want. Student: I'm immediately seeing: trebuchet. Navani [nodding sagely]: Go with your heart.

11. Pattern: Math teacher

...Listen, I'm not saying he's a good math teacher.

Student: [staring gloomily at their test] Friend: That bad, huh? Student: Mr. Pattern wrote "Mmmm delicious lies" all over it! Friend: So...you failed? Student: Yeah...

12. Raboniel: Chemistry Teacher

She may seem strict, but she actually quite likes kids.

Raboniel: ...And that, students, is how you build a very effective chemical bomb. Students: ... Raboniel: Any questions? Bravest student: Uh, miss? We are seven. Raboniel: So...basically adults, right? Wait, how fast do humans age again? Teacher's aide: [whispering frantically] Raboniel: ...I may have made an error.

[feelboss]

[birdbutbetter]

dan reynolds? in MY spirit halloween? it’s more likely than you think

[s-ephiroth]

the biggest arson of all time that would put the hypothetical nibelheim incident to absolute shame

the genesis rhapsodos incident™

lazard found fleeing the premises after taking a lot of money with him

Nothing really grows in Midgar and surrounding presumably because of the whole mako extraction from the earth, correct?

Does that mean soil for growing plants has to be imported from Kalm? It also mean all of Midgars food supply has to be imported.

Angeal is into plants, meaning he begrudgingly pays for pretty expensive mako rich soil.

Imagine there is some secret gardening technique where you put Materia into the soil to revitalise it.

Uhh...if you want more gardening headcanons send me an ask

[pinacoladamatata]

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