#[ 🤡 ] Clown / Garcia

[confessions-sm]

now that everyone is talking about Pelo saying that Mr Clown is dead I have a confession to make

I never thought he was Mr Clown and the headcanon never made much sense to me i feel like someone pulled it out of their ass respectively /lh /nm

Sweats in what the fuck do I do with the tag now/j

[skyland2703]

Hot take: Javi covers this song but replaces the lines with Amelia’s name—

Ameliaaaa I’m down on my knees//I’m begging you please//To come home

[spacefatcat]

Some Comedic Law 🕶🤡headcanonss

Captain tends to lay his head on Garcia's legs after an exhausting day, and Garcia gladly caresses his hair with affection.

Garcia always, every day greets him with a tight hug, a hug that always suffocates Captain.

I like to imagine that Captain and Mr Clown have a dynamic very similar to Batman and the Joker.

I like to think that Captain tends to comb his hair back and takes good care of it. But Garcia aware of this he mischievously ruffles his hair.

"You're ruining my tough guy personality" "who's a good boy?" " Meee 🥺"

Captain ALWAYS has marks of red makeup.

Captain following a weight exercise routine….just to carry Garcia effortlessly.

Garcia is the only one that has made Captain laugh genuinely.

[eatyourmaker]

Garcia can,

*trying to think of clown pun*

, Garcia can honk my horn 🗣️🗣️

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO HORNY OVER GARCIA

PLEASE,,,

I BE DOWN BAD TOO, BUT I AIN'T EVEN POST NOTHIN SUGGESTIIIIIVE 😭😭😭

Like I'll post a sketch of Garcia just standing there and get an ask like "He can hop in this tiny clown car 😏🤡"

LIKE FUCK MAN DNSNDKDK /lh /nm

[luzxii]

(some of) My OC shipnames >:)

(mains highlighted)

☀️🌧️ Hanna x Rick : sunshower

☀️🍿 Hanna x Radford : sunnypopcorn

☀️😷 Hanna x Patty : sunnycorpse

☀️🎥 Hanna x Actress : sunnymovie

🌹🐀 Meerkat x Dexter : ratkat

🌹🥩 Meerkat x Bob : stagymeat

🌹🍷 Meerkat x Skid's Dad : mysteryguest

🌹🎬 Meerkat x Actor : actingduo

🌀🍷 Shermy x Skid's Dad : mysterytoad

🌀🤡 Shermy x Garcia/Mr. Clown : funnytoad

👾😈 Chispa x Suzie : gamedemon

🌻🍷 Alaric x Skid's Dad : toxicmystery

[my-weird-news]

🔥 Challenge Star Spills Tea on Josh's Explosive Energy!

The Challenge Chronicles: Luis vs. Josh ��� A Tale of Green Team Shenanigans 🌟 So there you have it, folks! The epic saga of Luis Colón and Josh Martinez has taken the reality TV world by storm, and I'm here to break it down for you in a way that only David Sedaris could. Picture this: Luis, a chill dude who's probably never been in a fight that didn't involve a really stubborn jar of pickles, finds himself on the receiving end of Josh's wrath. And oh boy, does Josh bring the drama! 🎭 Luis, a spry 36-year-old, got booted off the show faster than you can say "strategy." But before he became the fourth boot, Josh announced to the universe (read: the entire house) that he had his sights set on Luis and his fellow Green Team buddy, Desi Williams. 🎯 Now, picture this scene: Josh, in a fit of exasperation that could rival a toddler denied candy, goes on a rant about how the Green Team is all smiles and secret squirrel meetings. He's not having any of that "fake s—t," folks! He's on the outside looking in, and he's about to charge in like a bull who's had way too much coffee. ☕️🐂 "I'm coming for you, Desi! Luis, you're not safe either! I'm coming after you, wherever the f—k I am!" Josh declares, as if he's the knight in shining armor of reality TV showdowns. 🛡️ Luis, in his defense, basically throws his hands up and says, "Dude, this isn't my game. I'm from The Amazing Race, for crying out loud! I'm more comfortable racing around the world than navigating this mess." And you know what? He's got a point. Trying to keep up with Josh's drama is like trying to chase down a greased pig at a county fair. 🐷🏃‍♂️ But wait, there's more! Luis reveals that he tried to be Josh's BFF from day one, but Josh wasn't having it. It's like offering someone a delicious donut and getting a disapproving look in return. So, Luis took his talents to the other side of the playing field, and you can practically hear him saying, "Fine, I'll take my donut elsewhere!" 🍩😒 Luis might not be into yelling matches, but Amanda Garcia sure knows how to stir the pot. She's like the chef in the kitchen who keeps throwing unexpected ingredients into the stew. Just when you think things might settle down, Amanda's there, ready to throw some more spice into the mix. 🍲🌶️ And then there's Tori Deal, who's probably had more beef with Amanda than a burger joint during the lunch rush. These two have been feuding like cats and dogs, except they're both cats with a bone to pick. 🐱🐶 Tori posts an Instagram photo with Amanda's face hidden by a clown emoji, and the Twitter war begins! Amanda fires back with the force of a thousand keyboard warriors, calling Tori a "roided out monster" and a "steroid injecting prostitute." Yikes, it's like the Olympics of online insults! 💻🏋️‍♀️ But hey, let's not forget the real reason we're all here: the eliminations. Luis gets the boot, Amanda follows suit, and it's like the universe decided to take out the popcorn and enjoy the show. Luis and Amanda hit the airport, where they probably talked more smack than a couple of old ladies at a bingo night. Then they indulge in some post-elimination comfort food, chowing down on McDonald's like they just won the lottery. 🍔🍟💃 And there you have it, folks! The drama, the intrigue, and the fast food feasts that define The Challenge: USA. Tune in to CBS on Thursdays and Sundays if you want to witness more antics that would make even David Sedaris chuckle. It's reality TV gold, with just a sprinkle of clown emojis. 🤡📺🍿# The Challenge Chronicles: Luis vs. Josh – A Tale of Green Team Shenanigans 🌟 So there you have it, folks! The epic saga of Luis Colón and Josh Martinez has taken the reality TV world by storm, and I'm here to break it down for you in a way that only David Sedaris could. Picture this: Luis, a chill dude who's probably never been in a fight that didn't involve a really stubborn jar of pickles, finds himself on the receiving end of Josh's wrath. And oh boy, does Josh bring the drama! 🎭 Luis, a spry 36-year-old, got booted off the show faster than you can say "strategy." But before he became the fourth boot, Josh announced to the universe (read: the entire house) that he had his sights set on Luis and his fellow Green Team buddy, Desi Williams. 🎯 Now, picture this scene: Josh, in a fit of exasperation that could rival a toddler denied candy, goes on a rant about how the Green Team is all smiles and secret squirrel meetings. He's not having any of that "fake s—t," folks! He's on the outside looking in, and he's about to charge in like a bull who's had way too much coffee. ☕️🐂 "I'm coming for you, Desi! Luis, you're not safe either! I'm coming after you, wherever the f—k I am!" Josh declares, as if he's the knight in shining armor of reality TV showdowns. 🛡️ Luis, in his defense, basically throws his hands up and says, "Dude, this isn't my game. I'm from The Amazing Race, for crying out loud! I'm more comfortable racing around the world than navigating this mess." And you know what? He's got a point. Trying to keep up with Josh's drama is like trying to chase down a greased pig at a county fair. 🐷🏃‍♂️ But wait, there's more! Luis reveals that he tried to be Josh's BFF from day one, but Josh wasn't having it. It's like offering someone a delicious donut and getting a disapproving look in return. So, Luis took his talents to the other side of the playing field, and you can practically hear him saying, "Fine, I'll take my donut elsewhere!" 🍩😒 Luis might not be into yelling matches, but Amanda Garcia sure knows how to stir the pot. She's like the chef in the kitchen who keeps throwing unexpected ingredients into the stew. Just when you think things might settle down, Amanda's there, ready to throw some more spice into the mix. 🍲🌶️ And then there's Tori Deal, who's probably had more beef with Amanda than a burger joint during the lunch rush. These two have been feuding like cats and dogs, except they're both cats with a bone to pick. 🐱🐶 Tori posts an Instagram photo with Amanda's face hidden by a clown emoji, and the Twitter war begins! Amanda fires back with the force of a thousand keyboard warriors, calling Tori a "roided out monster" and a "steroid injecting prostitute." Yikes, it's like the Olympics of online insults! 💻🏋️‍♀️ But hey, let's not forget the real reason we're all here: the eliminations. Luis gets the boot, Amanda follows suit, and it's like the universe decided to take out the popcorn and enjoy the show. Luis and Amanda hit the airport, where they probably talked more smack than a couple of old ladies at a bingo night. Then they indulge in some post-elimination comfort food, chowing down on McDonald's like they just won the lottery. 🍔🍟💃 And there you have it, folks! The drama, the intrigue, and the fast food feasts that define The Challenge: USA. Tune in to CBS on Thursdays and Sundays if you want to witness more antics that would make even David Sedaris chuckle. It's reality TV gold, with just a sprinkle of clown emojis. 🤡📺🍿 Read the full article

[confessions-sm]

Honestly it's very funny to me that everyone thinks Garcia is a lawyer when the Literal First Thing Pelo ever said about him was that he was an accountant

Giggles

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I def agree that we shouldn't fully trust the "Mr. Clown is dead" thing yet bc this is the man who's confidently said Kevin's gonna die multiple times to fuck with us, said Streber was dead and then not only showed him in the background of SM6 but hired a new VA for him, the threats in the form incident, etc

But also consider, what if by "dead" it just means that whoever Mr. Clown is (I'm a Garcia truther) has retired the Mr. Clown identity? Like, if I got shot bad asf at least once, probably more bc Jack was spraying n praying at the end there, I too would be like "maybe we're gonna take a break from that"

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[confessions-sm]

"OH MY GOD GUYS MR. CLOWN IS DEAD"

this is the same guy who said streber was dead and kevin was going to die in tender treats

I don't trust Pelo 100% anymore ever since the forms incident

I felt betrayed /silly

[confessions-sm]

Hearing Pelo say "Mr. Clown is dead" immediately made me think of an AU where Garcia is a completely unrelated guy not connected to the cult at all that gets lured to become the vessel for Mr. Clown's ghost against his will

Like have you ever heard of Clown, the horror movie of a guy becoming a monstrous killer clown because he put on a cursed costume? Something like that

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[confessions-sm]

Wake up chat, your friend Xani has cooked some new Au ideas for you 😎

• Superhero Au were Roys parents are famous superheroes but Roy goes thought a revel phase and decides to become a villain by pure spite (maybe he alies with Ross and Robert)

• Secret agent Au with Radford and Frank (can and cannot have clickbait, its on you) Radford is the most recent member of a secret leage and Frank is a know member of a criminal organization. They both fucked up in their own ways and now they have to work together to sabe their sorry asses from their respective teams. Hijinks and comedy occur.

• Totoro au with Susie and Pump.

• B99 au with John, Jack, Patty, shotgun, captain, Garcia and Evermore.

Your welcome /silly

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[confessions-sm]

I NEED MORE GARCIA/MR CLOWN FANARTS!!! PLEASE-

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[confessions-sm]

I think fankids/ fanchilds are actualy one of the most creative ways to create an oc so im droping some ship ideas because I really want so see how their fankids would look like.

Michelle x Gregor

Carmen x Dexter

Lila x Frank

Kevin x Rick

Evermore x Rick

Evermore x Garcia

Moloch x Lila

Frank x Bob

Carmen x Kevin

Moloch x Bob

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[confessions-sm]

I hc garcia being very fuckthepolice before and after getting shot by jack do you see my vision

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[confessions-sm]

Frank needs a gf who's a caregiver but secretly works for him with the deal of kidnapping children. She gives frank the info or even just lets him enter the school/daycare and pretends to be completely innocent

Or maybe clown's gf that's even better (yes it's a oc idea)

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[confessions-sm]

Since I seen ocs that paralel the hatzgang very often hear me out:

A couple of ocs that are a jester and a mime and make a trio with Garcia/ Mr clown.

You know the movie "Killer Klowns from Outer Space"? Thats them

Ughhh, I might design them later

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