#[ 🤡 ] Clown / Garcia

[confessions-sm]

To that one anon who said that about comediclaw: Womp womp. They're both adults and garcia'a probably fuckin immortal if hes in the cult and has an amulet. No one applies this logic to ratmeat either, people just pick and choose and it's usually the rare pairs that get thrown under the bus

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[skyland2703]

Hot take: Javi covers this song but replaces the lines with Amelia’s name—

Ameliaaaa I’m down on my knees//I’m begging you please//To come home

[spacefatcat]

Some Comedic Law 🕶🤡headcanonss

Captain tends to lay his head on Garcia's legs after an exhausting day, and Garcia gladly caresses his hair with affection.

Garcia always, every day greets him with a tight hug, a hug that always suffocates Captain.

I like to imagine that Captain and Mr Clown have a dynamic very similar to Batman and the Joker.

I like to think that Captain tends to comb his hair back and takes good care of it. But Garcia aware of this he mischievously ruffles his hair.

"You're ruining my tough guy personality" "who's a good boy?" " Meee 🥺"

Captain ALWAYS has marks of red makeup.

Captain following a weight exercise routine….just to carry Garcia effortlessly.

Garcia is the only one that has made Captain laugh genuinely.

[yellow-lawfirm]

" Need a lawyer? Call me! "

(OR call the mayor..)

Spooky Month Ask Blog 4 Garcia

💼 This Ask Blog will include many headcanons due to lack of information about Garcia!

🤡 Mun uses he/him. No nsfw! Acc is 14+

💼 Mun personally headcanons Garcia and Mr Clown as the same person! You can view this as a split personality, disguise/true self, whatever interpretation is welcome! Also I do NOT like the HC that Richard is his son! Sorry, They're just coworkers.

🤡 Will welcome possible ships (preferably CCxCC) (do not force them); Nothing DISGUSTING!!!

💼 Doodles for this account are likely due to heavy lack of screentime he had / limited canon images!

🤡 Other Ask Blog: @gregorraguel

[eatyourmaker]

Garcia can,

*trying to think of clown pun*

, Garcia can honk my horn 🗣️🗣️

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO HORNY OVER GARCIA

PLEASE,,,

I BE DOWN BAD TOO, BUT I AIN'T EVEN POST NOTHIN SUGGESTIIIIIVE 😭😭😭

Like I'll post a sketch of Garcia just standing there and get an ask like "He can hop in this tiny clown car 😏🤡"

LIKE FUCK MAN DNSNDKDK /lh /nm

[luzxii]

(some of) My OC shipnames >:)

(mains highlighted)

☀️🌧️ Hanna x Rick : sunshower

☀️🍿 Hanna x Radford : sunnypopcorn

☀️😷 Hanna x Patty : sunnycorpse

☀️🎥 Hanna x Actress : sunnymovie

🌹🐀 Meerkat x Dexter : ratkat

🌹🥩 Meerkat x Bob : stagymeat

🌹🍷 Meerkat x Skid's Dad : mysteryguest

🌹🎬 Meerkat x Actor : actingduo

🌀🍷 Shermy x Skid's Dad : mysterytoad

🌀🤡 Shermy x Garcia/Mr. Clown : funnytoad

👾😈 Chispa x Suzie : gamedemon

🌻🍷 Alaric x Skid's Dad : toxicmystery

[my-weird-news]

🔥 Challenge Star Spills Tea on Josh's Explosive Energy!

The Challenge Chronicles: Luis vs. Josh – A Tale of Green Team Shenanigans 🌟 So there you have it, folks! The epic saga of Luis Colón and Josh Martinez has taken the reality TV world by storm, and I'm here to break it down for you in a way that only David Sedaris could. Picture this: Luis, a chill dude who's probably never been in a fight that didn't involve a really stubborn jar of pickles, finds himself on the receiving end of Josh's wrath. And oh boy, does Josh bring the drama! 🎭 Luis, a spry 36-year-old, got booted off the show faster than you can say "strategy." But before he became the fourth boot, Josh announced to the universe (read: the entire house) that he had his sights set on Luis and his fellow Green Team buddy, Desi Williams. 🎯 Now, picture this scene: Josh, in a fit of exasperation that could rival a toddler denied candy, goes on a rant about how the Green Team is all smiles and secret squirrel meetings. He's not having any of that "fake s—t," folks! He's on the outside looking in, and he's about to charge in like a bull who's had way too much coffee. ☕️🐂 "I'm coming for you, Desi! Luis, you're not safe either! I'm coming after you, wherever the f—k I am!" Josh declares, as if he's the knight in shining armor of reality TV showdowns. 🛡️ Luis, in his defense, basically throws his hands up and says, "Dude, this isn't my game. I'm from The Amazing Race, for crying out loud! I'm more comfortable racing around the world than navigating this mess." And you know what? He's got a point. Trying to keep up with Josh's drama is like trying to chase down a greased pig at a county fair. 🐷🏃‍♂️ But wait, there's more! Luis reveals that he tried to be Josh's BFF from day one, but Josh wasn't having it. It's like offering someone a delicious donut and getting a disapproving look in return. So, Luis took his talents to the other side of the playing field, and you can practically hear him saying, "Fine, I'll take my donut elsewhere!" 🍩😒 Luis might not be into yelling matches, but Amanda Garcia sure knows how to stir the pot. She's like the chef in the kitchen who keeps throwing unexpected ingredients into the stew. Just when you think things might settle down, Amanda's there, ready to throw some more spice into the mix. 🍲🌶️ And then there's Tori Deal, who's probably had more beef with Amanda than a burger joint during the lunch rush. These two have been feuding like cats and dogs, except they're both cats with a bone to pick. 🐱🐶 Tori posts an Instagram photo with Amanda's face hidden by a clown emoji, and the Twitter war begins! Amanda fires back with the force of a thousand keyboard warriors, calling Tori a "roided out monster" and a "steroid injecting prostitute." Yikes, it's like the Olympics of online insults! 💻🏋️‍♀️ But hey, let's not forget the real reason we're all here: the eliminations. Luis gets the boot, Amanda follows suit, and it's like the universe decided to take out the popcorn and enjoy the show. Luis and Amanda hit the airport, where they probably talked more smack than a couple of old ladies at a bingo night. Then they indulge in some post-elimination comfort food, chowing down on McDonald's like they just won the lottery. 🍔🍟💃 And there you have it, folks! The drama, the intrigue, and the fast food feasts that define The Challenge: USA. Tune in to CBS on Thursdays and Sundays if you want to witness more antics that would make even David Sedaris chuckle. It's reality TV gold, with just a sprinkle of clown emojis. 🤡📺🍿# The Challenge Chronicles: Luis vs. Josh – A Tale of Green Team Shenanigans 🌟 So there you have it, folks! The epic saga of Luis Colón and Josh Martinez has taken the reality TV world by storm, and I'm here to break it down for you in a way that only David Sedaris could. Picture this: Luis, a chill dude who's probably never been in a fight that didn't involve a really stubborn jar of pickles, finds himself on the receiving end of Josh's wrath. And oh boy, does Josh bring the drama! 🎭 Luis, a spry 36-year-old, got booted off the show faster than you can say "strategy." But before he became the fourth boot, Josh announced to the universe (read: the entire house) that he had his sights set on Luis and his fellow Green Team buddy, Desi Williams. 🎯 Now, picture this scene: Josh, in a fit of exasperation that could rival a toddler denied candy, goes on a rant about how the Green Team is all smiles and secret squirrel meetings. He's not having any of that "fake s—t," folks! He's on the outside looking in, and he's about to charge in like a bull who's had way too much coffee. ☕️🐂 "I'm coming for you, Desi! Luis, you're not safe either! I'm coming after you, wherever the f—k I am!" Josh declares, as if he's the knight in shining armor of reality TV showdowns. 🛡️ Luis, in his defense, basically throws his hands up and says, "Dude, this isn't my game. I'm from The Amazing Race, for crying out loud! I'm more comfortable racing around the world than navigating this mess." And you know what? He's got a point. Trying to keep up with Josh's drama is like trying to chase down a greased pig at a county fair. 🐷🏃‍♂️ But wait, there's more! Luis reveals that he tried to be Josh's BFF from day one, but Josh wasn't having it. It's like offering someone a delicious donut and getting a disapproving look in return. So, Luis took his talents to the other side of the playing field, and you can practically hear him saying, "Fine, I'll take my donut elsewhere!" 🍩😒 Luis might not be into yelling matches, but Amanda Garcia sure knows how to stir the pot. She's like the chef in the kitchen who keeps throwing unexpected ingredients into the stew. Just when you think things might settle down, Amanda's there, ready to throw some more spice into the mix. 🍲🌶️ And then there's Tori Deal, who's probably had more beef with Amanda than a burger joint during the lunch rush. These two have been feuding like cats and dogs, except they're both cats with a bone to pick. 🐱🐶 Tori posts an Instagram photo with Amanda's face hidden by a clown emoji, and the Twitter war begins! Amanda fires back with the force of a thousand keyboard warriors, calling Tori a "roided out monster" and a "steroid injecting prostitute." Yikes, it's like the Olympics of online insults! 💻🏋️‍♀️ But hey, let's not forget the real reason we're all here: the eliminations. Luis gets the boot, Amanda follows suit, and it's like the universe decided to take out the popcorn and enjoy the show. Luis and Amanda hit the airport, where they probably talked more smack than a couple of old ladies at a bingo night. Then they indulge in some post-elimination comfort food, chowing down on McDonald's like they just won the lottery. 🍔🍟💃 And there you have it, folks! The drama, the intrigue, and the fast food feasts that define The Challenge: USA. Tune in to CBS on Thursdays and Sundays if you want to witness more antics that would make even David Sedaris chuckle. It's reality TV gold, with just a sprinkle of clown emojis. 🤡📺🍿 Read the full article

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I cannot stress further enough that we need to start applying clown husbandry posts to García/Mr clown.

Like, this funny man cannot rot his teeth from sweets ever because he is somewhat clown and and

and because he is so old garcía’s senior diet must consist of colorful jellos wether he is clown or not okay

García and Mr clown NEED THEIR CLOWN ACCOMMODATIONS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

coulrophobes dni

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[confessions-sm]

garcia and mayor probably went to gay bars together at some point

I can attest to this cause I saw it with my own eyes

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[confessions-sm]

Pumps mom is Ignacio's younger sister cause I said so

And Garcia is also Ignacios sibling ,he's the middle child(stole Garcia being Ignacios brother from someone forgot who though)

The need to commit crimes runs in the family

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I like to imagine the keychain dexter has on his backpack is his mother's eye.

Which would mean her eyes are a yellow color.

Who else has yellowed colored eyes,Mr.Clown.Who is theorized to me Mr.Clown,Garcia. Idk where im going with this.This is just me trying to say I headcanon them as siblings.

The eye being from his mother is a bit creepy ngl /neu

[confessions-sm]

Please interact if you are fat thief and garcia fans and enjoyers 😇

those two only ever nothing else infact here is my entire DO NO INTERACT list 🌹🌼

no kevin fans (hes zesty), no strebers, no dexters, no RICKS, NO RADFORDS (i dont like him), no johns no jacks not singular or paired, no JAUNE no LILAS, no bobs either under any circumstances, NO STINKY SMELLY WELLY FRANKS, NO MR WONDER I WANT THAT OLD MAN WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND BURNT TO A CRISP. no mort vertigos or whatever his name is, no candy dealers, no carmen richard or aaron fan, no eyes, no hobo gayass men, no father gregory, no ETHANS (dni), no molochs, no michelles (seniors dni), NO FUCKING MAYOR EVERMORES HES GAY ASF DAMN!!! GOD DAMN!!! DAMN!!,’! DO NOT INTERACT AT ALLLLL 🗣️🗣️🗣️ hes the only gay person i will not respect 😒 also no pattys (orange zone idk) no roberts, no ross (elmos dni), NO ROY I WILL GRIND THAT LITTLE FREELOADER INTO A FINE DRYWALL paste, no skid dads, no susies, no thin thieves either he does that little gayass hand on hip pose, no cultists, no oogas or boogas, no lucky, no pumps parents,no hopes, no bob costume no happy fella costume , also no fucking kevins DNI, none of the scare actors, no happy fellas no sad gays, no box cutters, no shotgun (gingers dni) no captains, no sr pelo fans, no actors and actresses fans, no skid

pump fans are fine though

thats it everyone else is completely irrelevant trust

Guys I literally reached the maximum of tags I can't put the rest help me

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I already mentioned them before but I NEED to keep doing it because I have like ZERO content of them I'm losing my mind

Skiddad X Garcia/Clown, FunnyLeader or DevilishJoke

They both entertain and flirt with each other in a creepy way, they kill kids and make bets on who killed more in a week, Skiddad gets less chaotic and shitty whenever Garcia isn't with his makeup and costume on so they can be a little more casual, Garcia making jokes whenever a member screw up

Guys please hear me out please please pl

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[confessions-sm]

BREAKS DOWN DOOR

I have an EPISODE idea…

so…it’s called love’s lament.

who’s the villian? Cupid! It’s an episode around Valentine’s Day. Basically, Cupid tries to make others love each other- Skid and Pump want to help him out but end up making the couples hate each other.

these couples include

Mayor and Ooga Booga

Jaune and Carmen

Garcia and Skid’s grandma

and finally…Radford and Kevin 😧😧😧

Cupid gets mad that all the couples aren’t getting along so now he starts shooting people with his arrows with the purpose of controlling them. He chases the boys around and then they run into Ignacio’s house. Cupid tries to shoot Ignacio but it’s revealed he’s immune,

the reason he’s immune? He hates people so much that he can’t be affected by the arrows.

Ignacio bullies and insults Cupid so much he explodes.

skid and pump learn they need to be meaner to those who want to hurt them.

Yea 🤭🤭🤭

That'd be a really badass way to reveal that Ignacio is actually aromantic /j

[confessions-sm]

Idk if many people agree with me, but you know that whole theory of Garcia being the Clown, right? Well, I agree with this HC, don't get me wrong, but what if...

He was the Clown?

Tbh, I don't think a lot of people point out the scene where Jack shot the Clown/Possibly Garcia. He looked pretty hurt, I feel like he would've been scared too. And ik that the cult has some sort of immortality thingie going on (Because of Bob and whatnot), but what if he was scared of dying?

Maybe Garcia was aware of his actions whenever he was the Clown and tried to become a better person. Heck, in his first scene with his conversation with Evermore, he looked kinda scared.

I NEED to discuss this with someone, Garcia's such a silly goober :'3

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[confessions-sm]

MK CONTINUES…

Garcia would probably start out simple and very…well subtle. He would kill in private but then devolve into aggressively hitting them with his mallet in a public place. Yes this is based on an animatic.

Oh yea also, it would end with Garcia murdering Shotgun, that being the last straw for Captain.

Ooooo/pos