#[ 💥 ] Shotgun Man

[confessions-sm]

Shotgun Woman

Correct

[dabislittlemouse]

Ready for round 2? 🥊💥💥🥊💥🥊💥💥

Imagine this shit:

You go up to Dabi for some loving right? Wanting a kiss from your handsome man. Natural? reasonable? very much so. This sexy ass man has a cigarette between his lips so he takes a puff, slips the cig between his fingers and pulls you in by the waist. Fucking shotgunning you with the smoke during the kiss. Making sure you're left even more addicted to him and his kisses 😈

I'm not a smoker personally but GRRHRHRHEMEMENDBBBARKBARKBARK

YOU BACK⁉️👺 Also- fuck if I’m not so weak for this right NOWWWWWWW I HATE YOU SM/j

It’s a simple action. The way Dabi keeps that cig between his lips, his head leaning back as he stares down at you with those half lidded turquoise eyes, lust lingering in his gaze while you sit on his lap, admiring how handsome he is.

“You’re droolin’ sweetheart” he rasps, a smirk forming in his face as he watches you blush. You want to kiss him so bad, and he can’t help but tease you, leaning close and puffing the smoke right in your mouth, your lips touching with his. The sexual tension is thick in the air, he can almost smell your arousal.

“Show me those pretty tits~” he orders and you immediately lift up your shirt, the sight making the man beneath you groan in satisfaction. Your perky tits are decorated in bite marks, all by the man himself. He puts the tip of the cigarette in one of your tits, burning you slightly while you moan out in pain but your pussy is still weeping for him. You are addicted to the way he marks you, burns you, hurts you so good as he makes you cum. The pain and pleasure mixed together like a beautiful melody that makes your body vibrate in desire, it’s intoxicating really, and Dabi knows exactly how to mix them both and make you sing for him while he goes deeper and deeper inside of you.

Just like the cigarette between his lips, you burn for him and turn to ashes for him, the sight of him like that is so pretty, so godly, it hurts. Dabi has the ability to turn the simplest actions into the sexiest ones.

[phantom1111]

Not from around here

Homelander x female reader

Prologue ~

A loud beep startles me awake, groaning i turn to shut off my phone to stop the alarm, sitting up groggily in an attempt to wake myself up and yawning. I open up my phone and am greeted by 20+ missed messages and a few missed calls from my groupchat. Blinking in annoyance and still half-asleep i open the app up and lay back down.

Francis 🤑: Heyoo!!! We still hanging out tomorrow gang 😎😎

J-boss ⚡️: get this shit off my screen bro

Jack 💥: i mean if yall are down i got nothing planned this weekend

J-boss ⚡️: will there be bitches?

Izan 🧐: perchance…

Ian 🔥: GUYS WE SHOULD GO TRY THE NEW FLAVOR AT LITTLE CEASARS

Sandra 💋: shut up fatass… and im only going if y/n and carla are going 💁🏻‍♀️.

Carla 🧚🏻‍♂️: francis already asked our parents and they told him he can only go if i come with⚡️⚡️⚡️

Francis 🤑: i hate u

Jack 💥: i wouldnt take that man 😭

Izan 🧐: Y/N ANSWERRRR

Izan 🧐: wait all of you are going right?

Everyone: Yes!!

*10am*

You: hi guys im going

J-boss ⚡️: nonchalant ahh

You: im gonna stop you right there pal

I roll my eyes and throw my blanket off me, planting my feet onto the carpet floor beneath me. I walk over to my closet and rub the sleep out of my eyes, the only light serving me is the one coming from the sun seeping through my window.

After picking out a cute outfit i go and wash up, throwing on my clothes and looking myself in the mirror. I had chosen a black, lowcut longsleeve, tight shirt with a denim backless zip up high rise jumpsuit that flared at the ends i decide to finish off the outfit with a pair of black boots. I do a little twirl, satisfied with my smooth eyeliner and good outfit choice. Opening my phone back up to quickly text them that im ready and for someone to come pick me up.

I hear a knock at my front door and grab my black star shaped purse. “Bye mom!! Ill see you later love you!!” I call out and she reminds me to text her when im on my way back. I skip out the door and lock it behind me. “Sooo the mall right? Is everyone there yet” jack shrugs “i dunno everyone just said to hurry, also j-boss is in the backseat” i step into the passenger seat of his car and we head to the mall.

About 20 minutes later we pull up to the parking lot and walk into the macys, quickly spotting francis and carla talking to each other until they notice us “HEYYY Y/N” i wince at carla’s enthusiasm “heyy we should probably quiet down being out in public and all” she giggles and latches onto my arm. “Hey dont forget IM in charge of the card” francis snatches a card from carlas hand and they start bickering. I roll my eyes and sit down at a bench with jason and jack “hey when did Ian, Izan, and Sandra say when they were coming?”

As if on cue they walk into the macys, all arguing about who gets to ride shotgun next time. “Hi guys!! Looks like the whole gang is here right.. heh!” I playfully jab jack on the side waiting for everyone to laugh “good one right…!” Sandra cringes and only Izan laughs “if izan is the only one laughing thats a sign you should stop trying to be funny” I look over at jason with a glare.

*3 hours later*

“Ok i think thats enough shopping..” i look over at sandra and carla, all of us carrying multiple bags on each arm. “I should have let francis keep the card.. dads gonna KILL me” carla groans and we continue walking through the mall, or more like trudging along with all our bags. Until we finally catch a glimpse of all the boys in a vr video game store screaming “what the fuck are they doing??”

Sandra walks in and we see them all connected to the same game, their point of view projected on a giant screen. “I think its like a zombie apocalypse thing ive played this before” i sneak up behind ian and pinch his neck, he squeals and throws the headset off, turning to me with his fists raised ready to fight. I raise my hands in mock surrender and burst out laughing with sandra and carla, the boys take off their headsets to look at ian, bewildered, sending us into a further fit of laughter.

The store owner walks up to us and tells us to leave “whoops…” i let out a last laugh and wipe a tear from my eye. “Bro ian youre really getting butched around by y/n” they laugh at him and we walk out of the mall after buying ourselves a drink at one of the stands. I take a sip of my horchata and giggle. “Hey wait i gotta tie my laces!!” We turn to Francis who is far behind us and as i begin to walk towards him i feel the ground below me slip from my feet. I scream and feel myself plummet, my skin feeling as though its warping around me until i slam against a grassy surface.

I look up and groan, hearing the rest of my friends make noises of pain and confusion behind me. “What the hell..???” I sit up and look around, there seems to be a television crew but they look startled and start making their way towards us, along with a group of random bystanders. I try to stand up and i look around me, noticing we are in a completely different city “yo where the fuck are we??” I hear jason exclaim behind me. Ian points at the giant building in front of us “is that the fucking vought tower” i gasp and my jaw drops, the crowd around us getting larger and i notice some of them wearing vought merch “theres no way this is real right?” I turn to look at them trying to make sense of the situation.

A loud thud surprises me and the crowd breaks apart, now taking photos and turning their attention partly to the person. The figure gets closer and I realize its THE homelander.

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HII thank you to anyone who read this, I’ve never posted any kind of writing and i kind of just came up with this on a whim. I know it looks like WATTPAD writing 🫣 but please let me cook, by the time anyone is reading this i would have probably have published more parts so if you like it lucky you, if you don’t then im sorry for releasing more of this vermin onto earth 😭🙏🏾 (tips/ideas welcomed)

[pandoraroid]

The Pack Wedding 💥💥💥💗💥

reaction rambles bc yes

please keep in mind this is meant to be lighthearted i love these men with all my heart n life n soul

THIS IS 43 MINUTES IM SO SCARED WHY CANT I PRESS THE VIDEO this is too much nervousness for seven in the morning im dead

DAVEEEYYYYY HIIIIIII GMORNING MWAAAA

"it's the pack everything's gonna go crazy." bro it's the SHAW pack what does that say about you hm 🤔 /j i love you david 

"reception's gonna be a solstice party on steriods" I SNORTED SO DAMN LOUD 😭

now should be a good time to say that part of the reason why i like redacted so much is because it's so funny and lines like that do it for me every single time.

"i love you angel so very much" BOOGSH 💥 im so in love with you david shaw 

i think bro's in love with us guys idk 

"beautiful... you.." NO YOU 🫵 david we are not doing this back in forth in the morning JUST ACCEPT IT

he's triggering my cuteness/love aggression SO FUCKING SAPPY I LUV U MWAH

"you fucking menace c'mere" HIS LAUGH OMFG GOOD FUCKINH MORNINGGGG

IS ASHER NEXT PLEASE TELL ME HE'S NEXT 

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

"oh fuck it's the day" me just this morning

"asher breathe we're good you've been training for this your whole life" ELABORATE???? id love to know how exactly youve been training for this asher

"it's our wedding day. holy shit it's our wedding day. i'm gonna be a husband." KILLL MEEE RIGHT NOW I CAN HEAR HIM SMILEEE OMFG WEAR THAT SHIT WITH PRIDE ASHER

"i've always been husband material look at what we're working with" KILL ME RIGHT NOW /pos baabe smacking him though HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

id kiss you for the rest of my life asher

laughing against/while kissing THIS MAN WANTS ME DEAD

"say how much time do we have before we meet everybody in the lobby" LET THEM FUCKING WAIT

MILO AND SAM???? OH MY GOD???? (should go without fucking saying but... drive safe..... please...)

in my head: sam is driving. david's shotgun. ash & milo are in the back. just because. >> BRO I WAS RIGHT????

darlin driving in another car with the other mates??? that... isnt what i think it is.... is it......

david sounds so tired of their bs HAHAHA "rounded out with a little traditional opinion from them of all people" DARLIN FIGHT BACK

"hey we're fun too, right?" ASHER PLEASE

"well let's see: we've got a grouchy grandpa drivin us-" 

"hey." 

"at least he didn't call you cowboy." BRO

"now don't you start." 

"and we got the grumpy alpha."

"i'm not grumpy. just preoccupied."

"right. right." bros didnt even try to sound convinced

"we're fun." 

"asher. we spent your bachelor party playing destiny 2." 

"and smash!" 

"oh my mistake."

this entire conversation. peak.

"i dont even wanna imagine what chaos those four are getting up to piled in one vehicle." OH WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO SAM 

DEAD ASS SILENCE I LOVE IT i cant fycking breathe this is too funny.

in my head, they were definitely arguing over directions. or darlin's driving, or making fun of the other car.

wait darlin what

"or you'll likely end up staring down the maw of my own beautiful mate-" SAMUEL COLLINS

"oh move it mr. wedding day" WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO GOOD

"and fix your hair."

"it's suppose to look like this!"

"are you trying to look like you got married in a wind tunnel?" BRO NOT ON HIS WEDDING DAY 💀

sam encouraging milo omgomg

"you talk more than anyone i know. and i know asher." AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

"is my tie on straight?" 

"is it ever?" is the one wearing it straight /jjjj

david helping him with his tie someone kill me right now

GABE'S CHILI RECIPE WHAT

"why did you pick me?" OH SHIT

i seriously just listened and payed attention to their conversation so no thoughts head empty only them

"what really mattered in a beta was having a person that was the other side of your coin."

"i picked you because you were the one person i trusted more than anyone else. you made me feel safe at a time more than i couldve explained. you were everything i wasnt. where i was distant you were outgoing. where i was rough you were warm. where i was analytical you were intuitive. you're the other side of my coin. you always have been. so it never mattered to me what anyone else thought of what i needed in a beta because they didnt know me. i did. you did. and i needed the person that was right for me not for anybody else."

i couldve typed out everything david said but THIS!!!! I WAS SOBBING!!!! THEY ARE THE OTHER SIDE OF OTHER'S COIN NEVER FORGET THAT!!!!!!!! their vows to each other fr

this is wrecking me THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH

"you're too hard on yourself too."

"well we had to have something in common other than destiny and smash bros, right?" the range of friendship everyone 

THEYRE HOLDING BACK TEARS IN THIS ONE TRUST ME 

my heart felt so heavy in this WHY

"i think you're the best fucking beta i could have ever asked for. i think you're the besy friend i could have ever asked for. i deserved most of the time."

aaaanndd got heavier 😁

GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG GROUP HUG

"i just feel bad that i'm going to be up there looking this good y'know people are going to get confused on whose wedding day it really is." EAT EM UP SWEETHEART (i meant milo but them too ofc)

"do we get a step stool for behind the podium?" HAHSHAHAHAHHA THE CONCERN IN HIS VOICE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

"i love you milo"

"i love you too asshole" CRYING 

"thank you for doing this milo"

"i got you. always." ALWAYS.

CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY CEREMONY 

"when i was asked by my friends to officiate their unions, i only had one question for them: how much does it pay?" ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

im really listening on this part so head empty.

oohh asher (i think it's asher) laughing through baabe's vows IS SO SWEET I LOVE YOU AND I ALWAYS WILL

OH DAVID GETTING CHOKED UP ON ANGEL'S VOWS KILL ME

"you're the best part of me. and i'll spend the rest of our lives showing that i'm worthy of that." oh david shaw you dont even have to try

"i now pronounce you all married the-the pairs of you to each other not all together" OH THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO LET HIM LIVE THAT DOWN

THE KISSES OMMMGGGKFHEKHEJSS 

CONGRATULATIONS ANGEL & DAVID

CONGRATUALTIONS BABE & ASHER MWAAAAAAAAHH TO ALL OF YOUUU

[i-am-xp-64]

The big mission

The goal: recuse lim and blow up the incer mental hospital

The mission guys: jett and monster

The enemy: -dr Albert Morgan-

Part 8

Mad man is mad, hands are shaking in anger that he literally waiting for a word from lim, but lim as given nothing at all

The situation were heated, monster on the floor trying to get back up as she also start to cry in fear a little, lim closed his eyes shut as then Albert pulled the trigger

BANG!💥

A loud bang been heard, lim keeped his eyes shut but didn't feeling any pain, he slowly opens his eyes and see the terror on Dr Albert's face, his hand shake more as he slowly look down and see a bit of blood in front on him, but that was not lim's blood, it was his blood

Albert as been shotted and then he start coughing, the shot didn't got on his heart but still enough to lose a lot of blood from it, Albert falls on the floor, holding the shot place and try to breathe, lim and monster were shock as they look at the direction of the shot could it be..?

Jett!

ȷᥱ𝗍𝗍!

Lim and monster shout, it was Jett, he holding his gun and able to got here in time to stop the terror, he were not smiling this time, it's like he keep his smile out just to show Albert a lesson of what will happen of he tries to hurt his friends

Jett come closer to Albert who's on the floor, kicked his shotgun away and step on his shoulder

I told you..you'll regret it.

He said in a angry tone

Then jett walk to monster and help her get up and start leading them to the exist

Come on..the vents are ready, you two go nearer the exit, I'll light it on.

Monster and lim walked to the exist as jett points his gun at the vent-entry for a shot, but out of a sudden Albert hold jett's leg and pull him down before it, jett falls down as Albert start to strangle him, he were not happy.

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲?!

𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐒𝐎!!

Jett fighting back to get him off, but Albert were too strong for him, he thought it was it before he able to reach his hand to a Syringe that been forgotten on the floor bt a doctor, Jett grabbed it and shovel it in Dr Albert's eye

As Albert screamed in pain, Jett kicked his stomach and able to get away from him, then he reached to his gun and take the shot at the vent-entry, the gasolined vents blowed in fire by the shot as Jett make a run for it

Run little silly..Are they will survive? We'll see on the next part..

To be continued

(Jett and Albert belongs to @weirdsillycreature and lim and monster belongs to me)

[mayisgoingnuts]

mk so…

my headcanon voice for him is Porky Pig- he also has a stutter that the mayor CONSTANTLY makes fun of only to get a smack across the face-

I really like the theory of Garcia being possessed by a dead killer clown- mostly because it sounds funny but also because of how terrifying it would be for the guy- like imagine he’s doing something random and then he starts laughing maniacally-

Garcia feels like he ALWAYS needs to make people happy. He’s a people pleaser-

he and the mayor have a Gaston and Lefou dynamic; with Garcia trying to praise the mayor while Evermore is constantly praising himself.

if given the option; he would kill. That’s it. He would kill somebody if he was allowed to.

Garcia really likes silly string- like one time he put it all around the police department and then Captain caught him-

he gave Shotgun man the almighty shotgun…

GIGGLES might make headcanons about Shotgun too 🤭

Garcia laughing like a maniac while organizing documents in his suitcase💔💔 Mayor just stares freaked out and meanwhile he pretends that nothing happened

AND THINKING ABOUT THE LAST ONE I find it so funny mainly bc it implies that Garcia saw a damn deranged hyper not safe cop and thought "huh what if I gave him a shotgun :D"/silly

And HOORAY SHOTTY HEADCANONS💥💥

[psychonya]

"what would you pick 1 milon dolars or run from a shotgun to this table only honestly 🤨

UIIIIIIY it was the fucking FLESH MOB hangout of morally questionable man all we love so much LOOKING FOR PARTICIPANTS IN 😁😁✌✌✌✌✌🤝🤝🙏🌈🌈🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💥💥💥 COMMENTS"

vk source 11th September 2023

[astralstudiosza-blog]

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[emails-i-cant-send]

i was ridin shotgun 🔫 with my hair 👱‍♀️ undone in the front seat💺 of his car🚗 hes got a one🤚hand feel on the steering🎡 wheel the other on my 💜heart i look 👀around turn the📻 radio down📉 he says baby👶 is something wrong 🧐i say nothing🙅‍♀️ i was just thinkin 🧠how we👫 dont have a song 🎶and he says❤ our song 🎵is the slamming 💥screen 🚪door sneakin 🤐out late 🌙tapping on your window when were on the📞 phone and you talk🗣 reeeeeaaaal slow CAUSE Its laTE ANd yoUr MAmA DONT KnOw our ❤song i🎶s the way you laugh🤣 the first date man👨‍🦱 i didnt kiss💋 her and i should have and when i got 🏠home fore i said🙏 amen asking God ✝️If he COULd plAY it AGAiN🔁 i was walkin up the front🏡 porch steps📶 after everything that day📅 had gone all wrong 🤦‍♂️and been trampled 🐃on and lost😕 and thrown away 🗑got to the hallway well on my way➡️ to my❤ lovin bed🛏 i almost didnt notice 😲ALl tHe rOses🌹 and the note💌 that said 👫our song💜 is the 💥slamming screen🚪 door sneakin 🤐out late🌙 tapping on your window when were on the 📞phone and you talk 🗣reeeeeeal slow CAUSE Its laTE ANd yoUr MAmA DONT KnOw 👫our song🎵 is the way you🤣 laugh the first date man👨‍🦱 i didnt kiss💋 her and i should have and when i got🏠 home fore i said amen🙏 asking God✝️ If he COULd plAY it AGAiN🔁 ive heard every 📼album listened 👂to the radio📻 waited for something to 🚶‍♀️come along that was as👌 good as👫 our song🎶 cause❤ our song🎵 is the 💥slamming screen🚪 door 🤐sneakin out late 🌙tapping on his window when were on the📞 phone and he talks🗣 real slow cause its 🌙late and his MAmA DONT KnOw our❤ song 🎵is the way he laughs 🤣the first date👨‍🦱 man i didnt kiss💋 him and i should have and when i got 🏠home fore i said 🙏amen askin✝️ God If he COULd plAY it AGAiN 🔁 i was ridin🔫 shotgun with my hair 👱‍♀️undone in the front 💺seat of his car🚗 i grabbed a🖊 pen and an old napkin ⬜and i ✍wrote down❤ our song🎶

[confessions-sm]

do we fw rarepairs here. kevin x shotgun man

what do we think. yeah maybe its a "never could possibly happen" ship but i think itd be really funny perhaps

We absolutely do, I love rarepairs

[ask-10-shotgun-man-fan]

GRENADE MAN/#10 SHOTGUN MAN FAN INTRODUCTION!!!☢️☢️

HE HAS SCHIZOPHRENIA AND ANXIETY. HE DOES NOW KNOW HOW TO SHOW FACIAL EXPRESSIONS SO HE SMILES A LOT TRYING TO SHOW THAT HES HAPPY!💥💥

HE ALWAYS CARRIES A GRENADE ON HIM. HE MAINLY IS FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE HE KNEW FOR A WHILE. HE BLEW UP A FAMILY OF 5.🧨🧨

HES SLOWLY GOING INSANE FROM HIS SCHIZOPHRENIA. BUT HES STILL SANE AT THE MOMENT BUT IN THE FUTURE HE WILL SLOWLY CHANGE. HE DOES NIT TALK THAT MUCH!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

HES AGENDER AND BISEXUAL! HIS PRONOUNS ARE HE/THEY . BUT SOMETIMES HE MAY HUST GO BY HIS NAME!!

BLAH BLAH BALH, ASK QUESTIONS IF YOU WANT!!!

[flamingos-fictional-others]

Hi everyone, and welcome to my blog!! Make sure to read all of this before you continue!

I’m Flamingo-emoji, but you can call me Mookie! I’m comfortable with sharing my F/Os, so feel free to DM me so we can gush about a character we both love!❤️ I really love when people talk to me or send asks, so please ask me about my F/Os!!

(Also, I am a Minor. please don’t do anything inappropriate.) And if you’re new, here’s the link to my first blog:

~Random things about me~

My personality type is ENTP-T

I have ADHD and Anxiety, so forgive me if I'm too much sometimes

My favorite animals are flamingos! (obviously)

I love chocolate

I like collecting Beanie Boos

And I really want a pet Monkey 😂

~Fandoms I’m In~

My Hero Academia

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Wakfu

Eddsworld

Lego Monkie Kid

Steven Universe

Mao-Mao Heroes of Pure Heart

Mystery Skulls Animated

ENA

Villainous

Smiling Friends

My Little Pony

Unikitty

Five Nights At Freddy’s: Security Breach

Deltarune

Spooky Month

~My Romantic F/Os~

Hawks (My Hero Academia) #Ship:🪶 Mao-Mao (Mao Mao Heroes of Pure Heart) #Ship:🐈‍⬛ Lewis (Mystery Skulls Animated) #Ship:👻

Tankman (Newgrounds/FNF) #Ship:🔲

ENA (Joel G) #Ship:📺

Blackhat (Villainous) #Ship:🎩

Tord (Eddsworld) #Ship:🥓

Master Frown (Unikitty) #Ship:☹️

Dally (Wakfu) #Ship:🔥

MK (Lego Monkie Kid) #Ship:🥡

Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid) #Ship:🌙

Sun Wukong (Lego Monkie Kid) #Ship:☀️

Dio (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🩸

Josuke (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:👾

Narancia (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🍊

Giorno (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🐸

Bruno (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🤐

Mista (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🔫

Trish (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship💄

Spinel (Steven Universe) #Ship:🎀

Rohan (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🖋

Jotaro (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🐬

Squalo and Tiziano (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:✌️ Cioccolata (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure) #Ship:🍫

Bob Velseb (Spooky Month) #Ship:🥩

Ross (Spooky Month) #Ship:🚲

Shotgun man (Sr Pelo) #Ship:💥

Captain (Sr Pelo) #Ship: 🕶️

Jack (Spooky month) #Ship:🍩

~My Platonic F/Os~

Tokoyami Fumikage (My Hero Academia)

Steven (Steven Universe)

Sundrop/Moondrop (Five Nights At Freddys Security Breach)

Dr.Flug (Villainous)

Pim (Smiling Friends)

Badgerclops (MaoMao Heroes of Pure Heart)

Amalia (Wakfu)

Red Son (Lego Monkie Kid)

Mei (Lego Monkie Kid)

Fugo (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Abbacchio (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Koichi (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Secco (Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure)

Glamrock Freddy (Five Nights at Freddy’s; Security Breach)

Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach)

Robert and Roy (Spooky Month)

❌!!BYF / DNI!!❌

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[confessions-sm]

i think shotgun man would be kinda hard of hearing from using firearms so much

Nods violently

[confessions-sm]

My brain has been steadily getting fixated on queerplatonic relationships and it is MADDENING bc there's barely any of that for SM

Gimme QP Bitterpopcorn where neither of them are interested in a romantic relationship but Radford is still affectionate as fuck because that's how he was raised!!

Gimme QP Fireskulls where Skid and Pump blur the lines of romance and friendship by being their silly little selves!!

Gimme QP Captain/Shotgun (I have no idea if they have a ship name) where nobody can tell what their relationship is and they play it up just to fuck with people!!

Like guys the POTENTIAL

(I could probably explain these better but. Am tired and need to go to sleep)

YES!!

[confessions-sm]

I'm this close to finding a way to play the Bob game (or atleast watch gameplays) purely because of Shotty I confess guys

[confessions-sm]

Sometimes I wish people would do Pelo did with Cap and Shotty/what the fandom did with the Comedian and throw some of Pelo's human(oid) characters from his other animations into SM, like JohnKnee and Ill or the kid from What Are You Doing

I think it'd be a lot of fun figuring out how they'd work or how they'd interact with the cast

Kid from What Are You Doing you will always be in my heart