#[ day of the wedding too .. lmaooooooo. ]

[jils-things]

okok finally doing a follow up idea for mole/irene (i will figure out what's her skin name soon :3) (like how her ghost skin is named eidolon)

the mole on nor.ton's shoulder is not just a prop, it's a living to me :3 we'll call them mole jr/junior for now. junior is nort.on's companion, the type of partner nor.ton would ask for second opinion. so imagine him doing his appraiser job, he would estimate the price of the gold, and would go like "what do you think, junior?" and cues to junior nodding their head in agreement or whatever :3 just his little assistant!

one of nort.on's questionable habits in public is if he spots a gem that's being used in people's outfits/accessories, he'd command junior to sneak up to that person and try to take out the gem off of it, and bring it back to him for him to identify whether it's genuine or not (call it... practice, during his off shift i suppose...) (this is also his way to judge people, if what they wear is real, then they're high class people, but if it's fake, then they're just dressing to impress, or whatever. instant low opinion on them i guess LOL) usually mole junior knows how to put the gem back on so it's not much of trouble (they're a very sneaky duo, hehe)

which leads us to how nort.on met irene here! irene was out on a platonic date with her friend emma. nor.ton was on a bench, minding his own business until he would notice these two ladies walking together (irene's face was obscured by her parasol, something that she brings everywhere). he smirked and decided to try the little "game" again - so he told junior to go sneak up on the "lady with the parasol" because he noticed her ribbon had an emblem attached to it.

this would've been easy for junior to pull through, but combined with the difficulty to remove the emblem + the ladies suddenly entered a dress boutique and this prevented junior from getting a clean escape and returning to nor.ton, so he panicked! naturally he'd try to run for his little friend, but he didn't want to look inconspicuous so he had to act cool. plus he was entering a store where he usually wouldn't really "belong" to.

he would slowly enter the place and try to look for his little friend, to which he did (who already gotten the emblem off her ribbon!), junior was about to jump back to no.rton but emma quickly noticed this strange creature idling on irene and yelled in a panic! "irene, there's a mouse on your head!"

irene, panicked, turned back and for a split second, saw this "mouse" jump back to this gentleman's shoulder. he chuckled, and apologized politely. he didn't mean to intrude their moment, he explained that his companion just "got lost" in the building and he had to pick them up. the ladies almost believed his fib, until they noticed junior resurface with the emblem on its mouth - which caused emma to panic; "isn't that the constantine family jewel?! it's out of your bow, irene!"

nor.ton's eyes shrunk in panic. there was no need to identify if this gem was real or not, he's literally holding a family heirloom! they just so happened to be one of his loyal customers as well! and he's not one who would want to get beef with the upper class. he quickly retracted his "lie" - took the emblem off of junior's mouth and handed it back to irene

"I-I mean! my little friend was... supposed to give you this emblem back! it fell off your..."

he would slowly glance up at irene's face, and the whole world seemed to slow down for him... her sapphire blue eyes which caught him in a trance - he hadn't noticed how gorgeous she looked up close, since junior almost got themselves in danger... she looked very innocent. the little chub in her cheeks looked so nice to poke at --

before he could finish his line, emma snatched the gem off of his hand and hurriedly fixed back in place in irene's bow. "thank you, kind sir! this gem is very important to my friend irene, and she would be in deep trouble if it suddenly went missing!" emma spoke for irene, who still was a bit confused and lost at this whole moment.

"... irene..." norto.n whispered a note to himself.

he snapped himself in place, and fixed his cravat - expressing how he was happy to help. irene shyly apologized for this "mishap" and she really appreciated it. again, her presence caught him off guard and made him lose his kind persona - so he just looked away and fixed his glasses. he wanted to leave immediately to compose himself, so he excused himself and bid them farewell.

now outside, he realized he had crossed paths with a constantine. a constantine of all people! he knew not to mess with rich ones, but goodness gracious, was miss constantine very pretty. he didn't even know they had a daughter...

he sat on the bench again, to think about everything that happened again. he laughed, and looked at junior. he wasn't mad at them, not at all. in fact, he was kinda glad this all happened. playing around with gems and gold can get a bit boring sometimes.

but, constantine, hm? he can only assume that she's the daughter of his client that hailed from the same name. perhaps he can ask about this family more the next time his client comes back... :3

[sunsweets-a]

ohhhhhhhh boy.

[mrxadreamin]

WARNING: CH. 6 SPOILERS⚠️

A moment with Foras 💕 pt. 5 FINAL

I'm pretty sure that Foras is the type to have an ex, look back, and move on to the present. Keep in mind, Foras sees us as a someone separate from Solomon, or rather someone different.

HERE WE GOOOOO

GODDDDD I WAS NOT READY TO WINESS- LIKE HE LOOKS SO PRETTY??!?!?!? BEAUTIFUL?!?!?!?! ETHEREAL?!?!?! HHHHH

HMMMMM Foras definitely doesn't wanna let go, meanwhile we're kinda just processing what happened? Like so much as happened: we just broke a contract, and Mr.Invisible confesses us HE ALSO KISSED US so uh yeah I'd be cautious too ngl

The fact that this man is okay with just watching us, even if we were alone or with someone else says A LOT.

Now, I know this has to do a lot with his philia, but hear me out: when someone loves from far away, their love is unlimited, they can love without protest, they cna love with no objection, they love with no rejection. In silence, the mc is his, in silence Foras is the mc's.

If you want the best explanation, may I refer to the following quote by Jalal ad-Din Muhammad ar-Rumi:

“I choose to love you in silence… For in silence I find no rejection,

I choose to love you in loneliness… For in loneliness no one owns you but me,

I choose to adore you from a distance… For distance will shield me from pain,

I choose to kiss you in the wind… For the wind is gentler than my lips,

I choose to hold you in my dreams… For in my dreams, you have no end.”

...what if we...y'know...just throw white/pink paint on him maybe then we can see him-

After breaking the barrier...

lmaoooooo

LMAOOOOOOO

AHAAAAAAAA

Babe, we literally had whole moment with Foras, aka the Knight of Hell, aka Prince Charming, aka the pretty pink devil with sparkly horns...

ANYWAY they will get their turn too at some point so worry not! Plus the other 72 devils sdfsdfjhsfd

Now excuse me I'm gonna go plan my whole wedding, good day //jjj

[schoenht]

i didn't know who tf fenrir godspeed was from ur answer so i googled him and HELLO??!?!!!!?

SIR??!?!??

wife material right there lemme tell you. i'd top him any day. i dont even know him but AWOOGA 😍😍😍

GOD HE'S MY BABYGIRL HE'S LITERALLY MY LOVER MY HUSBAND MY LIFE THE LOML WHO I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH FOR. idk how many years now. AND I PLAYED HIS ROUTE SO MANY TIMES LMAOOOOOOO god he's so fucking fine AND LOYAL TOO. the way i got his wedding card and halloween card in one tenpull ??? amazing. i love him we're literally married sorry i didn't invite yall to the wedding

do not look at me guys. do not perceive me. this is a temporary moment of weakness of me and my otome games.

[tellywoodtrash]

channa mereya 18 - 20.10.22 lbs

18.10.22

adi finds ginni standing in dhaaba glaring at that payal

and is like babe u ok?

she's like I tolddddddd you someone set it on fire and this payal is proof

once again, that could have been left by anyone sis

anyway he's like do whatever you need to I love and support u

good this is the only energy we need from men

supportive huggies

lmao chotu singh aa gya to cockblock

and adi huffs and puffs at him like a cranky dragon and chases him off

taayiji doing dramey about needing AC and god stfu bitch

supreet smoothing over sitch and honestly, this woman needs to be paid for the amount of emotional labour she's doing for this shitty fam

ginni sees Sam and is glaring and moving to her

demon dad ki phatt rhi lol and he's like chalo chalo rasm shuru karo

rasm rasm blah blah

ring exchange ho gya

adi happily sighing at his ring lmao what a simp I love him so much

ginni dgaf about romance at such a moment tho, max relatable girl

sees Sam going into a room

where she sets up some camera ringlight shit for vlogging? idk

full fam is dancing

Goldie sees the payal and is like oh this is sam's we been looking for it

lmaooooooo oh boy ginni ke head mein kill bill sirens

seedha went to kitchen and picked up kerosene ka dabba

remembered dhaaba jal-ing, adi risking his life in the fire

and stormed into room where Sam is

STARTED THROWING THE KEROSENE AROUND

kheench ke one thappad

and asjfjdjsshsh haath marod diya

sometimes violence is the answer 😌😌😌

ginni is screaming truth bombs

damn she throwing Sam around like a ragdoll

Hulk smash her ginni, hum tere saath hain

Sam asking for proof and ginni is like bitchhhhhhhhhh

she's like first you should know how it feels to be on fire

continues throwing kerosene all around

Sam screaming for help but everyone's too busy dancing

ginni like why you screaming for them when you did the mistake alone

and imma burn with you coz I made mistake of letting you do this

maachis is out!!!!!!!!!!!

screaming tell the truth or imma burn this shit down

Sam doing pls I'm preggo naatak

but ginni is like lol fuck youuuu

God I love her

maachis jala di

Sam finally admitted

she's like I wanted to burn you and your fam and that damn dhaaba

alllllll cozza you my life is ruineddddd

blah blah

no matter how many times you make that dhaaba

I'll burn it down

nice go-getter spirit Sam

ginni lit maachis and threw it

it wasn't kerosene lol

blue paani tha shayad

fam like where ginni and adi has no clue but is covering for her

saying mujhe bataakar gayi thi #justdesithings

ginni came and told everyone truth

everything moves too damn quick in this show

lmao the demon dad like arre yaaaar itni jaldi baazi har gye

adi like chalo let's call the cops

gulaabo ji like fuck the cops this is my daughter's wedding I'm not letting em ruin this l fix Sam myself, you two stop ruining this wedding day pls

MUMMY JI PLS, KUCH TOH PRIORITIES RAKHO SHAADI KE UPAR

ginni is like how the fuck i supp to celebrate shaadi when that bloody arson bitch is right here

let me call the damn cops pls

and tells adi to call cops

Goldie still defending

my god how good is this chick's 🐱game

ke itnaaaa deewana hua hai tu

like even taayiji is team ginni on this matter

so you know shit is outta handddd

ginni says pls bhai banke vyaah mein shareek baad mein hona

jis baap ki wajah se duniya mein aaya hai uska toh hoke dikha

Teri meri ragon mein ek khoon hai, toh tera khoon kyun nahi kholta

coz he's a useless fuckin dheent

19.10.22

police did come. but coz Sam called. and put domestic abuse charges on ginni

ginni getting arrested instead lol

adi going into Hulk smash mode

full fam having to hold him back

ginni gave kasam and stopped him

poor babie boy he's more devastated than she is

police about to take her

when ginni remembered Sam was vlogging

adi took sam's phone from her

gave to ginni

ofc it's been deleted, and sam smirksssssssssss

adi millenial jo hai is like, she deleted from gallery, not from the other places

retrieved the video in a sec lmao

chalo jiiiiiiiiiiii

police yelled at Sam and left

and boy oh boy

adi is like agli baar ginni ya uski fam ke paas dikhaayi di

toh kerosene asli hoga

aur aag main lagaaonga

aise hi nahi kaha tha maine isko Star Bharat ka Vincenzo

he likes burning shit since first ep

ginni threw her out

Goldie running behind

fuckin goldie

mom is like ouff laanat and said fuck you aaj se teri maa tere liye marr gyi

i don't think he cares, mummyji

ginni growling at Sam some more about how NEXT TIME she'll go to jail

the fuck

why is there gonna be a NEXT TIME

y'all are dumb af

anyway closed the door

adi is like enough is enough I don't want more problems

i'm marrying my girl tomorrow so help me god

dad is like oh no shit but................

supreet says don't worry about it, it'll be done

supreet honestly you're too nice to these fuckers

only ginni and akash deserve your good heart here

sam roaming the streets

and demon dad is here to gloat and break alliance

Sam still glowering and saying I'll get herrrrr

dad saying you do this right and I'll give you one crore

Ghar pe sangeet happening

akash wants to make paper planes

adi tells him go to storeroom there's old books there go make from them

Sam has snuck in to do bakheda ouff annoying

dad standing in corner and plotting

adi asks what's up any problem

blah blah small talk

offers adi a drink

adi says no I don't drink anymore, jabse ginni……

she enters all decked up looking pretty

and man is lost 😍🥰🤩😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰🤩😍😍😍

doing ishaara ki she looks 🤩👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💯💯💯

20.10.22

akash found papaji ki diary in storeroom

started tearing pages and making his planes

this why you don't just leave kids unsupervised

neeche sangeet mein adi back to his chichori harkatein

ginni like yeh koi jagaah hai chedne ki

he's like ok then come lets go to the jagaah which is for chedna

chacha ji came to ask kuch chahiye toh nahi

adi pointing at ginni and saying jo chahiye tha mil gaya

ugh I wanna slap him for how adorable he is 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

chachaji left

romance shuru nahi cousins are here

"kuch khaoge aap log?"

"Haan khayenge na; haddi waala kabab."

lmao man got no chill

Sam is here in sardarji disguise to fuck shit up

OK BUT WHERE IS GOLDIE DURING ALL THIS

na family ke paas hai

na simran ke paas hai

itna sab hone ke baad bhi ainvayi awaara kahin ghoom rha hai

Sam spiked ginni ka drink

lotsa lame adi flirting cheesyass i can't watch its too cringe

anyway it made ginni laugh, so good

honesty time

soft heart eyes

"i promise main hamesha tumhe apni jaan se bhi badhkar rakhoonga"

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do saү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

lol achcha moment ban rha tha both of them gaaaazing into each other's eyes lovingly

and akash ka paper plane hit him in the head

ginni about to get her spiked drink

but dhol waale aa gye and distracted

daarji is back

oh boy naach gaana fwding

demon dad is pissed that now diary has to be hidden from ginni AND daarji lol

anyway daarji blessing kids and adi like you came back quick for our wedding??!?!?!

daarji says there's one more reasonnnnnnn

asked for gurleen's hubby

taayiji somehow covering up

God y'all are all doing gurleen so dirty, fuck I'm livid on her behalf

more naach gaana blah blah idc

Sam and demon dad convene in kona and she's back at trying to get ginni to drink the spiked drink

daarji thinking about his secret repentance mission

oh I think he wants to tell ginni the truth

oh shit demon dad got one of the paper planes

and saw it's from that diary

akash told him store room mein se liya paper

adi asks for something to drink for ginni

Sam making her movesssssss

ginni noticed waiter is shady af

mooch nikal rhi thi side se

ginni followed her and recognised

she pushed ginni and ran away

adi ginni chasing behind

split up to find her

meanwhile dad got diary

and is about to burn it

went to throw it in fire

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand daarji stopped him

saved the diary

and said its only ginni ka right to even touch this book

ki what did you think, if you burn it truth will never come out? sach kabhi nahi chupta blah blah

daarji laying the guilt on thiccccc

saying he's gonna tell the truth to ginni before the wedding

dad trying to convince daarji, that they did it all for the family and the business

ok toh jo bhi paap kiya tha dono ne milke kiya tha

daarji is like nope I wanna do paschataaaap

precap: ambar burns the diary anyway

ginni comes running

[dreamescapeswriting]

BTS Reaction || He Stops Your Wedding [Part Two] [BFF Series]

a/n: Thank you to the anon that reminded me this existed, I forgot lmaooooooo PART ONE

Seokjin:

After Jin admitted his feelings to you, you felt like you couldn't move from where you were standing. The door to the changing room opened and Jin looked over his shoulder to see your parents who looked like they wanted to talk to you,

"I'll give you a minute." He walked out and you stared at the floor while they spoke to you, not listening to a single thing they were saying to you. All you could think about was Jin and what he'd said to you. Admitted to you.

"Mum, I have to go." You whispered taking the dress from the hanger and walking out of the church and in the direction of your car. You were going to make good on your promise to burn the dress. Weddings were for fools.

(X)

"Y/N?!" You heard Jin screaming, you frowned standing up from the bench in your back garden to see him trying to climb the fence to your back garden.

"Jin?" You frowned walking over to him and opening the gate and letting him inside so he wouldn't hurt himself by climbing over.

"Stop leaving your phone on silent it worries me...I thought something bad had happened." He grumbled shutting the gate and following you into the garden. You handed him a beer and he looked at the burning bin, inside were parts of your wedding dress that you'd spent the night chopping and ripping up into pieces.

"You burnt it?" You nodded and sat on the bench waiting for him to sit down next to you, you stared up at him.

"Did you mean it? What you said, earlier..." You questioned looking back at the fire once he sat down next to you,

"Every word." You nodded and sipped on the bottle of beer, staring at the flames.

"It'll take me a while before I'm ready to...actually date but I want you to know I've always loved you too Jin." You admitted to him, staring down at your hands and wanting to reach out and hold him but you didn't know if it would be a good idea.

"I'll wait for you." He promised, linking his fingers with yours and smiling as you blushed at the action.

"Want to throw some of this onto the fire? It's quite satisfying." You told him as you held up some of the white fabric for him to take, he chuckled before throwing some onto the fire. Watching as the fabric shrivelled up and continued to burn along with everything else you had in there.

"I think I have more photos of him in the attic I can go and get." You mumbled to Jin, leaning your head on his shoulder a natural action between you both that you did long before he admitted his feelings for you.

"We should save them for another night, it's getting late and cold. Don't want you getting sick." He whispered, taking the bottle of empty beer from your hands and making plans to throw it away.

"Do you want to stay over tonight? I don't want to be alone." You told him as you lifted your head from his shoulder, staring up to the house you would have been sharing with your husband.

"Are you sure?" You nodded and placed the lid to the burning bin on top and walked with Jin towards your house, him throwing the bottles away once he got to the bin and you making sure to lock the doors before you both went up to bed.

Yoongi:

You were wearing one of Jimin's shirts from the car and a pair of shorts from Namjoon that didn't fit you but you didn't care. All you cared about was throwing away that stupid dress and finding Yoongi,

"He's at the beach," Namjoon said looking up from his phone as Jimin changed his route, Namjoon hitting in the beach location on the Sat Nav and you got ready for a long drive with them.

"Does he know I'm with you?" Namjoon shook his head at you and you nodded, deciding it was probably best to keep it that way. Not wanting Yoongi to run off again.

(X)

By the time you reached the beach, it was pitch black outside it was almost midnight and you wondered if he would still be sitting there but Namjoon told you he was and you went on the hunt for him.

"Nice weather we're having." You joked trying to break the ice, he stayed silent as he stared at the waves in front of him. You sat down beside him and pulled your knees against your chest, trying to stay warm since you were in nothing but a short-sleeve shirt and some shorts.

"Yoongi what you said at the church-"

"I didn't say I loved you to hear it back, I said it to make sure you knew." He told you before you could even tell him what you'd been thinking on the drive over.

"That's a shame...I was going to go on this long explanation about how much I loved you too." You sighed, brushing the sand off your hands and turning to look at him. He was already staring into your eyes as you spoke and was studying your face, probably searching for any signs of lying. He'd known you so long he knew when you were lying and you weren't,

"You do?" You nodded,

"I'm not going to say 'I do,' but yes, I love you too." You admitted to him, he pulled you closer to him and laid your head on his shoulder, wrapping his arm around your waist as he felt you shivering.

"Can we go to the car, I'm freezing." You stuttered and he helped you stand up, finally looking at what you were wearing and frowned.

"No wonder you're frozen." He slipped off his blazer and laid it over your shoulders.

"Thanks." You mumbled slowly walking back towards the car with him, hands slipping into each other silently and smiling at the action.

Hoseok:

Finding a flight straight after Hoseok's was hard, you were going to be late and you didn't have your phone to reach him on and tell him you were coming. You were hoping that once you got to New York everything would fall into place and you'd be able to figure out a gameplan, maybe find a payphone and ring Namjoon. The only mobile number you knew by heart since he was the one you called the most whenever you couldn't find Hoseok. You couldn't relax the whole plane journey, you were busy staring out of the window to try and make time pass. Watching movies but that didn't help either, it seemed like the flight was taking forever.

(X)

Namjoon picked you up from the airport with a driver and you were heading straight to the next concert venue together,

"He's been a wreck, what happened?" You shook your head at Namjoon, not wanting to answer any questions. You wanted to get there and talk to Hoseok before you talked to anyone else about it.

"Changing room, he's alone," Jungkook said once he saw you and Namjoon heading his way, they both left you alone and you walked straight into the room. Hosoek was sat with his back to the door, crying into his hands and you sighed,

"You can't keep it all bottled up you know, bottling it up won't do you any good." You jumped down on the sofa next to him and he stared at you in disbelief.

"What are you doing here?" You stared at him with a smirk,

"You invited me remember."

"You said no." You shook your head.

"Actually I didn't say anything, I was telling you to stop rushing me and I went to say goodbye to my mum and you left..." He stared at you and you bit down on your lip.

"I wanted to come with you because I love you too dummy, I've loved you since we met." He wasted no time pulling you onto his lap and kissing you, his hands exploring every inch of your body, not caring if someone walked in or that he had to be on stage in less than five minutes.

"I'll be here when you finish, I won't go anywhere." You told him as you pulled away, smirking as he kissed your cheeks getting up to leave the changing room.

Namjoon:

Namjoon woke up later that day to an empty bed, he looked around the room and there was no sign of you ever being there. The dress he'd ripped from your body was gone, your shoes were gone too and he groaned. He'd spent the most amazing morning with you and now you were gone as if it meant nothing to you.

"Hi...I don't know if you're going to talk to me but call me when you get this, congratulations I guess?" He threw the phone against the bed and groaned holding his hands over his face at the thought of you just leaving him without a word, a text or even a note.

(X)

He made his way down the stairs, wanting to get something to eat when he could smell something cooking. He was sure he hadn't invited one of the members over and he rushed down the stairs to find you standing in the kitchen in his shirt, he stared at you from the kitchen counter. Watching as you swung your hips from side to side happily to the soft music that was playing in the background, he made his way over to you and placed his hands on your hips making you jump a little.

"Hi, Joonie." You cooed relaxing under his grasp and he smirked kissing your neck and then looking at what you were doing. You were making pancakes in the shape of hearts and bacon was cooking in another pan.

"I thought you left." He admitted to you, moving his hands off your body and standing back against the kitchen table as he watched you working.

"Didn't need to, cancelled everything over the phone. Lots of people pissed off but I don't care." You told him, plating up the food and sitting it in front of him.

"I went out to meet my mum and him, had to give the ring back but I explained everything..." He stared at you as you frowned at the floor, he wondered if you were having second thoughts on this but once he saw you smile his mind was at ease.

"He understood, kind of scared me that he was so understanding about it though." You laughed softly and Namjoon wrapped his arms around you, pulling you into his chest and kissing your cheek.

Jimin:

The moment you told your husband-to-be you wanted to call it off everything went downhill. He dragged you out of his changing room and into the church full of people. All turning to look at you as you tried to struggle from his grasp on your wrist, but it was no use he was holding it tight and Jimin came out to see what everyone was gasping at.

"This one has decided she wants to call the whole thing off." He threw you onto the floor and you were on your knees in front of everyone, everyone staring down at you as your eye filled up with tears. It was mostly his family and friends in the church, yours hadn't arrived yet, Jimin came closer to help you stand up by your husband pushed him away.

"This whore is leaving me for him." You felt the tears rolling down your cheeks and you got up to your feet again, only to be pushed back down by your ex-fiancée staring up at the crowd in the church.

"Is there any wonder she's leaving you?! Look at how you're treating her!" Jimin yelled coming to your side and helping you stand up, turning to look at the man you were supposed to marry and shaking his head at him.

"Come on, I'll take you home," Jimin said walking you through the aisle, you kept your eyes trained on the floor not wanting to see everyone staring up at you and Jimin kept his hands on yours to pull you through the church.

"You okay?" He asked once he got you in the car and you nodded, it was clearly a lie because you were crying silently and he hated seeing you this way.

"We'll go home, get changed and then I'll take you somewhere to get your mind off it." You nodded again and he started up the car, driving down the highway to get you home as quickly as possible.

Taehyung:

He took you to his apartment, rushing through to get clothes together. You not leaving his side once, clutching his hand in yours whenever you heard a car drive past or the door open.

"It's just the boys, they're getting the big car ready. I'll get you out of here." He told you as he pulled you down the staircase and into the garage, throwing his bag in Jimin's direction who was handing you some clothes.

"Go and get changed." You stared at the clothes in your hand and Tae took you to the bathroom, turning around to look at the wall while you got changed into the sweatpants and top that Jimin was giving you to wear.

"Tae where are we going to go?" You asked one you were dressed and Tae turned to look at you, he ran his hand over your cheek and sighed.

"I'll take you to the summer house, and we can stay there and figure out a plan...Do you want to talk about it?" You shook your head and took his hand in yours as you walked through the house down to the garage.

"No." You told him as you got into the car, him sitting in the driver's seat and staring at you,

"Can we just be together like old times..." He started the car up and drove out of the garage, running away with your best friend and love of your life seemed like the best option right now.

Jungkook:

The door to the bedroom opened and you husband-to-be stood there watching as you made out with Jungkook, who was the first one to pull away and stare at your boyfriend who was now staring at you.

"What do you think you're doing?!" He yelled pulling you off the bed by your hair and dropping you on the floor, you stared up at him with tears in your eyes, in pain from the hair-pulling but not wanting to let him know that he was hurting you.

"Kissing Kookie obviously." You mumbled looking up at Jungkook who looked ready to beat up your boyfriend for pulling you the way he did,

"What did I say I would do if You were a slut like that again?!" He yelled pushing you to kneel on the floor, pushing your head against the cold flooring and not letting go.

"Let her go!" Jungkook yelled pushing your boyfriend off you and out of the room,

"Kookie." You yelled getting up from the floor to stop him from beating up your boyfriend who was trying to swing for Jungkoook.

"Leave and don't come back...If I find out you're even thinking about coming to see her I'll kill you!" Jungkook warned and your now ex-boyfriend walked down the stairs, grumbling something about how you'll regret it later when the boy can't please you.

"Thanks Kookie." You whispered to him as he locked the front door behind your ex-boyfriend.

"No problem, let's get you some water and something to eat and then put you to bed." You nodded and followed him into the kitchen as he made you something to eat, watching as he smiled at you and then handed you the food.

"I love you." You whispered to him, he kissed your nose.

"I love you too."

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whispers || min yoongi

CHAPTER ONE

➳ Fate is such a fickle thing. So easy to tamper with. 

↳ Pairing: Min Yoongi x Reader (Based off of the Daechwita MV)

↳ word count: 1.5k words

↳ rating: PG-13

↳ genre: fluff, angst, historical AU

↳ Warnings: Swords, Death, A gun, Battle Scenes, Forced Engagement, Failed Execution, Assassination

↳Trigger warning note: PLEASE BE CAREFUL IN READING THIS FIC. IF YOU ARE TRIGGERED BY THE THINGS LISTED ABOVE–PLEASE DO NOT PROCEED UNDER THE KEEP READING SIGN.

↳ a/n: i wrote this for like three days until i realized oh maybe it should be a series so enjoy this first chapter lol also!!!!! i put a lil final fantasy thing here and its kind of a central point to the story lmaooooOoO guys send me some asks im like really bored bls

Empress Y/N

Empress Y/N (1384 – 1461) was the second emperor of the Baekje kingdom during the early Joseon era and one of the best-known queens of the Joseon dynasty. Born to a consort, the ongju only became the heir to the throne when Gongju Sun, only child of the Baekje emperor and the late empress Shin, became the empress of Goguryeo after her marriage with the Emperor—father of the late crown prince Geum—after his queen’s untimely death. Y/N became the first empress to rule without a king in 1413, until her marriage to her royal guard Park Jimin in 1420. The empress was then succeeded by her son, Park Il-Guk, after she and her husband stepped down the throne in 1446. She died of natural causes in 1461.

It was a normal day at the temple when the empress suddenly visited. It was dark and silent—the time of the pig[1].

The heavily pregnant empress of Goguryeo, ever the superstitious, approaches the oracle with a careful bow as she cradled her swollen belly. She was due to birth any time.

“Your highness,” greeted the oracle.

“Priestess Cho,” the empress nodded back. “Apologies for having barged in at such an inconvenient time,”

“None-sense, your majesty.” The priestess replied. “The stars have called you here. Who am I to disagree?”

The queen nodded solemnly before setting her hand on her stomach. “I am to birth at any time. I would like you to tell me about my child.”

And tell her she did.

The priestess whispered a prayer as she lit an incense, then closed her eyes.

As if magic, a prophecy tumbled out of her mouth.

A family of greatness

Birthing a child of weakness

As one approaches his end,

A brother prepares to reign.

The queen gasped as tears welled up in her eyes.

She touched her stomach as she felt her child respond to his mother’s touch.

The stars have spoken.

The unborn child will not reach his seventh year, and he will not see his brother crowned as the heir to the throne.

It had been seven years since then.The country prospered and was better than ever.

The crown prince, Geum, grew up to be a cheerful, kind and intelligent boy. He had an affinity for diplomacy and is exceptionally skilled in warfare and battle strategy. The kingdom loved him.

Prince Yunki, however, was a sad child. Perhaps that was because he was constantly ill and born with a death sentence.

The boy was born with snow white hair, which the queen supposed was the result of his illnesses—though quite unheard of. Despite his affinity for swordsmanship and politics, the boy could barely even wield one.

The queen was disheartened.

Agitated by her son’s fate, the empress once again visits the temple. Once again, she sits across the same oracle.

“Your highness,” greeted the oracle. “You have returned.”

“Priestess Cho. I came for my son,” The queen replied with urgency, no time for pleasantries, “The fates have told you that he will die as his brother ages for the throne.”

“They have.”

“Geum will be groomed for the throne soon,” The queen rushed. “Is the death of Yunki really mapped by the gods?”

“No gods, your grace. Stars—the planet. Destiny. Fate. Whatever it is called.”

“Fate dictates the death of my son?”

“Alas, the stars have changed course.” The oracle whispers. “The spirits whisper.”

“What do they say?”

“That your son will be the fiercest king Goguryeo will meet.” The oracle tells. “The emperor that defies fate and destiny.”

“Priestess Cho, forgive me. I was not talking about Geum.”

“Neither am I.” The priestess replied, shocking the queen into silence as she continued. “He will not die tonight, my queen. Not yet. Not for a long while.”

Perhaps the mistake the queen did that night was not to ask what this entailed.

For the following year, the queen was delighted at what she saw.

Yunki loses his illness, recovering at a fast pace. He grew up a strong prince with fair skin, maintaining his white hair, and a sharp gaze. He became strong and fierce.

The queen perished happily that year, joyed at the fact that her son will live. She returned to the planet as her country mourned.

For years to follow, all was well in the kingdom—they had a crown prince who would rule kindly and another who defied fate.

It wasn’t until years later that it all crashed down.

Prince Geum fell in battle, and the emperor died from grief. Prince Yunki immediately ascended to the throne.

The bitter child that he grew up to be, Emperor Yunki became the mad king. All he did was pillage and burn.

That’s what he did to terrorize nearby cities, that’s what he did to eliminate rebels, and that’s what he did to conquer the Kingdom of Silla.

It was because this that fate finally fixed itself—the planet called the whispers[2].

Min Yoongi was simply… Yoongi.

He didn’t think anything was special about him—well, except for the fact that he was a time-travelling assassin sent to different moments of history to fix details that would change the course of destiny.

It would be nice to see an ancient Korea after the mess I made in America, Yoongi thought as he headed to his mission.

He shuddered at the thought of his previous mission—Yoongi spent two whole years egging Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton’s rivalry to end in a duel rather than amicable terms.

Never again.

Shaking his head, Yoongi stepped through time and landed where he needed to, Joseon era—the year 1411.

Yoongi gazed around at the busy street and the lively Goguryeo culture—but that really wasn’t what he’s here for.

Yoongi breathed and nodded to himself.

He was back here to do his mission: assassinate Emperor Yunki and restore the timeline.

Securing his straw hat on his head, Yoongi started to walk through the busy marketplace.

While he did feel weirdly out-of-place, he found that didn’t actually care as long as his cover wasn’t blown.

Three loud bangs on a drum and airy horns were suddenly heard, making him feel alive—Yoongi came at the same time they were playing the Daechwita [3].

Yoongi has always liked music. He liked to play, to listen, to sing and dance and rap. He liked it modern, classical, and traditional—and the Daechwita was one of his favorites. Perhaps it was the ties to his culture.

Intrigued, Yoongi went to watch the captivating performance.

“You really like music, don’t you?” A soft voice hummed next to him. “Obviously, right? A person wouldn’t smile that big while watching the Daechwita if they didn’t like music.”

He turned to see a girl, donned in a plain-looking blue and purple hanbok, tilting her head at him.

Yoongi blinked and turned to leave. “Hey, wait!”

The girl ran after him. “Hello!”

“Goodbye,”

“What’s your name?” The girl persisted, as Yoongi turned to another pathway, his hands in his pockets.

“None of your business.” Yoongi quipped, shooting the girl an irritated gaze.

“Sorry, I just found it really sweet that you were so happy, watching the Daechwita,” the girl continued. “While I do like music too, I really don’t listen to the Daechwita much.”

Yoongi sighed, deciding to humor the girl.

“You’re a commoner, what business do you have listening to the Daechwita?”

“You’re right, nothing!” She smiled.

“Right.”

Yoongi continued walking, vaguely aware of the footsteps following behind him.

“So, what’s your name?”

Yoongi glared at the happy girl, who only smiled back.

“If you refuse tell me, I will call you Daechwita until you do.”

Yoongi huffed and pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance. “Listen, don’t you have anyone else to bother?”

The girl shrugged. “Not really. Besides, everybody in the country is busy these days.”

At this, Yoongi snapped into attention, turning to the girl to gather intel on his mission. “Why? What’s happening?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” The girl snorted before shrugging. “The emperor of Baekje and his… ah… daughters have arrived. The gongju[4] is going to marry the emperor.”

“Emperor Yunki? A wedding?” Yoongi asked. That bastard is getting married?

“Yes.” The girl nodded, smiling.

“Have you seen the emperor yet?” Yoongi asked curiously, taking note of possible locations.

The girl slowly shook her head. “No, I’ve never seen him. I’m just a visitor.”

“From where?” Yoongi asked.

The girl gulped. “Baekje.”

“Ah,” Yoongi nodded. “What was your name again?”

“…Y/N?” The girl replied hesitantly.

So, this is Empress Y/N of Baekje, Yoongi noted before he shrugged. Didn’t know she was this annoying.

“Okay, then.”

He turned to leave.

“Wait, that’s it? That’s your response? To what I just told you?”

He turned his head and raised an eyebrow. “Yes, was I supposed to say anything else?”

The girl’s eyes lighted up. “No!”

Yoongi rolled his eyes and turned to leave when the girl bounded up next to him.

“So, where are you from?”

Yoongi let out an exasperated sigh.

This was going to be a very long day.

LORE GUIDE:

[1] In the Joseon era, people told time via sundials and water clocks. As they did not follow the modern format of time yet, they based off of animals. The time of the pig means 9:00 – 11:00 PM.

[2] Based off of the Final Fantasy 7 remake, Whispers were entities that were meant to keep destiny in line. They appear at instances where destiny could possibly change course and make sure that whatever needs to happen, happens. However, this can be broken as Cloud and his team destroys all entities and changes the past, present and future—altering the timeline and creating a new one.

[3] Daechwita is a genre of Korean tradition music played with snares and woodwind instruments. This is usually performed during marching or when the king is out.

[4] Ongju and Gongju are both princesses. Gongju, however is the daughter of the king and queen—a crown princess. An ongju is the daughter of the king and a consort.

For other questions DM me,,,, also i just really want people to talk to u

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What was the last thing you ate? We had adobo for dinner. I didn’t find it filling though, so I might get some of my mom’s bread pudding sometime tonight as a midnight snack.

What is one thing you're a hoarder of? Receipts, for no reason whatsoever other than the frequent nagging feeling at the back of my head telling me I might need to pull out a certain receipt one of these days just in case I get into any issues, so I end up keeping all of them.

Do you collect magazine clippings? No. I used to but they’re all gone now.

What rating do you normally give surveys? I just take them on here. I visit Bzoink pretty often but I never made an account so I haven’t been able to rate the surveys I’ve taken.

Name someone you wish acted the way he/she used to. I wanna say Gab, but she’s better off figuring out who she wants to be and is meant to be for now. Otherwise, I don’t really have an answer to this; all the people I know are pretty dang fantastic.

Have you ever worked in food service? No.

What was your favorite job that you've had? I’ve only had one job, and I definitely can’t complain about it.

Does your stomach hurt currently? Nope. I’m actually on day 2 of my period, but fortunately the pain really ever only takes place on day 1 for me. The rest of my period usually goes smoothly.

What's one medication condition that you have? I don’t have any. I have one medical condition – scoliosis – but I don’t take any medication for it.

Do you forget passwords a lot? LOL yessssss, because websites have varying rules on what they can count as a password – some want 8 characters, some want 12, some want upper case letters, some want a symbol; so even though I use the same password for everything I typically have to make 84954983573475 variations of them anyway that I end up forgetting.

What is the most you've ever weighed? Not sure, maybe a little over 100 lbs.

Do you plan your wedding on Pinterest? No, I never understood how Pinterest worked :/ I lasted all of 5 minutes on there until I felt bored.

Would you want your first child to be a girl or a boy? I’d love a girl.

Who are the cutest babies on Facebook? The Song triplets will always be babies to me, no matter how big they get.

Do you refer to coral as pink, orange, salmon, or coral? Those are four different colors/shades that you’ve just named right there.... < Lmaooooooo same thoughts. I would just call it coral because that’s what it is.

Name someone whom you wish would apologize to you. I have a name in mind and you guys already know who it is. I’m at peace regardless if I get an apology or not (I definitely won’t), though – and I count that as a win. It’s absolutely batshit insane that I never heard one apology but instead got a million “Can’t you give me credit for trying?” I can’t help but chuckle every time I take myself back to those moments. Thankful I got out of there :)

Do you own a record player? I don’t, but I’d love to have one.

Do you have many regrets? No.

Do you wish your regrets would stop coming back to haunt you? I don’t have a lot of them, so I don’t let them bother me to begin with.

Have you had any regrets in the past week? Can’t say I’ve had any.

What do you not know how to say no to? Requests/favors. I’m a people pleaser through and through.

Have you ever been mad at God? Yup, that’s why I let go of religion at a very young age. I was going through shit no kid should’ve been going through and the idea that some deity is making it happen because it was supposed to encourage me have more faith was utterly stupid. I had no problem disowning whatever god I was desperately trying to latch on to by the time I was 10.

If you don't have a car, do you feel like you're missing out? I have a car. I don’t own it, but it was designated for me.

What is your favorite cousin's name? Jereth. I keep forgetting where they got his name from, but it was from like a German movie or something like that.

Who do you wish were your best friend? Hayley Williams.

Would you ever consider moving to L.A.? Never. Just never seemed like my kind of city. Not to mention the amount of Asian/Asian-American hate crimes I’ve been hearing about recently. The US is undeniably out of my list of places I’d want to step foot in, much less live in.

List 5 other names that start with the same letter of your name. Rhiannon, Riley, Rocky, Rachel, and Russell.

Have you ever known anyone who's name started with a "Y"? Yes, I went to college with a girl named Yumi. Yanna is also still a good friend of mine and we catch up every once in a while.

^If yes, what was it? Oops, mentioned them already. There are also a couple more Y people I know but I’m not close to them nor are we in the same social groups, so idk how to classify them. 

Did you hear laurel or yanny? It’s been a while since I let myself get carried away by that ~meme, but I think I heard yanny.

Owls or penguins? Penguins. But owls are great too.

What is your go-to comfort food? Probably something with grease that is fried. < This is an awesome answer. Right now though, I’ve been frequently getting spicy tuna salad every Friday to reward myself after a work week.

What is the best coffee shop in your town? Tim Hortons. < Tim Hortons is greeeeaaaat, but all the branches are in Metro Manila and not at all near me :( That said, my pick would probs be Starbucks. There’s a new local coffee shop where I live called Ghost Coffee and I had been meaning to check it out, but quarantine part two happened.

Do you prefer Pinterest or Tumblr? Tumblr, but then again don’t they have different features and purposes?

Do you think blonde is the best hair color? No.

In your opinion, what is the best hair color? I don’t think that there really is a “best” hair color... < Same. Tbh I’ve noticed that I only ever get attracted to brunettes, but I don’t think that necessarily makes it the best hair color.

If applicable, what is the name of your YouTube channel? I think it’s just my name since my account is linked to my Google.

Do you wear glasses? Yes, but I haven’t worn mine in a while since one of the legs snapped. I’ve been managing well without it, but I plan on getting a new pair soon. At least as soon as I grow the pussy to book an appointment HAHA

What's one nickname you have? Leigh calls me Robs. It’s not my favorite, but Leigh is like a sister to me so she’s the only person permitted to call me such.

What's one thing you miss? Being in crowded places and living in those moments.

Do you have a favorite spot in church? I hate being at a church; but to answer this, my very enthusiastic mom used to always pick the very front and center row for our family to sit at, so you can imagine how glad I am not to have to do this anymore because of Covid :)))

Who was the biggest bully in your high school? Bullies stopped being a thing in high school. All the friend groups just minded their own business for the most part, ours included.

Which news story has still stuck with you years later, and why? Manila hostage crisis. It was really scary and the fact that the entire thing was being streamed live on the evening news at a time when livestreaming was still a fairly unfamiliar concept made it even more unsettling.

Have you ever REALLY had a celebrity crush? On Kristen Stewart and Kate Winslet, yep. These days my eyes are on Kim Seon Ho hahaha, and I also feel a future crush on BTS’ Jungkook coming through.

Did you ever have to wear a school uniform? From preschool to high school. Didn’t have to anymore once I started college.

Do you collect washi tape? No. I neverrrrrrr saw the big deal, but then again I’m probably just not craftsy enough to see the point lmao.

Tell me something random that happened to you today. I took an afternoon nap for the first time in many months, and I woke up feeling completely disheveled and confused about the day and time. It’s been a while since I got that sensation and I did not miss it.

If you're a girl, are you on your period? I am, actually.

Are there any balloons in the room you're in right now? Yeah, the balloons we had set up for my dad for his 50th birthday celebration are surprisingly still alive. We originally had them in our accommodation in Tagaytay, but we brought the balloons home and put them up on the 2nd floor corridor, and they’re still all up there.

Do you have the windows open? I do, because the wind is actually pretty chilly tonight. I’m even wearing a hoodie in freaking April, which never happens.

What's one good name for a new puppy? Depends on their personality. It took hours for us to name Cooper, so it wouldn’t be easy to think of a name for a puppy I’ve never even met.

Would you collect antiques if you were rich? Depends on what kind, but yeah, I might consider it.

Did you dream last night? Yes.

Do you forget dreams or remember them? (or do you not dream?) I remember them in the first few minutes of waking up, but my memories of them gradually fizzle out throughout the day.

What color is your phone? Black.

Do you often have your phone on vibrate? Yes, because I often have meetings and it’s a big nuisance whenever there’s a ringtone that chimes in the middle of one.

Name something that gives you headaches. Working in front of the laptop for too long.

Do you have a secret hiding spot? My car, sometimes.

Have you ever lived in a place that had a secret passageway? Nope.

Did you play with legos as a kid? Yes, but I was never too imaginative for it. I just liked making tall towers and then dismantling them right after.

If applicable, what color is the rim of your bedroom mirror? White.

Can you be scatterbrained? Sure.

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good afternoon it is time for Episodes

ah right, jiang baiju was born in the 19x0s. “when a woman is in love, it affects her intelligence” my dear.

QIAN TU BE GENTLE WITH THE GOOSE!!!!

“my master said as long as i have a baby, i can stop going on blind dates” i think i have gone blind from the power of this sentence alone. it seems being a shifu and not a biological parent does not stop one from having age-related grandparent fantasies. bless baijin for immediately joking about kidnapping a kid off a playground tho, i was starting to think they’re not that weird after all

“why don’t you spend your time with xue wanwan? i think she’s pretty cute” OH DO YOU, CHENG WEILAN

oh well that is a way of solving the case i guess

augh a memorial service And a wedding. ah. ahhhh that’s

jin xiaoyu invented the act of comforting :’)

KJGHFJKGFS JBJ HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING BEHIND THE COLUMN ALL ALONG....... what a boy

ah! yes. jin xiaoyu was already fucked up in high school. oh my god WOMAN you gave your friend a HEART ATTACK

but also lol @ organ donation propaganda in this show. wait, maybe propaganda isn’t the best term...? but like. they sure do want you to know organ donating Good

speaking of, apparently in cdramas, actors get a red envelope when their character dies, ranging from a small symbolic sum for an extra to a larger one for a more frequent character. it’s probably the same with actors who play corpses, isn’t it

oh god that wasn’t jin xiaoyu in the wedding dress... that was the wife... fuck I AM SAD and also anxious

aaaaaaaugh this song will never fail to make me Feel Things

what a show. made me tear up and slapped a line about how We’re Proud Of People’s Police over it

WHAT IS LNY SO CUTE FOR!!!

NOOOOO THE SHOT WHERE SHE RUNS INTO HIS ARMS!!! STOP, IT’S TOO CUTE but also my loves this is a Funeral.

also lmao i misspelled ‘arms’ like 3 times, one of which was ‘asmr’. classic shrimp

jxy hugging the police officer’s stern wife TWICE in one ep has me feeling things :’) like i’m pretty sure this show doesn’t pass a bechdel test but man do i want to see the girls Interact or kiss. i know this won’t happen but come ON cwl

lol “let me dress up first” and then she just wore a hat. but i’ve heard you shouldn’t salute to a hatless head so maybe that’s what she meant lol;;

SCREAMS he introduced jxy to his old dead friend as “你嫂子“ (brother/friend’s wife)... I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT

i mean. how can you not want to wife jxy. /i/ want to wife her

“back in my day book discussion clubs were popular. it’s that thing where two or three couples meet up at a park to discuss what they read. i couldn’t go because i had no girlfriend, so all i had instead was a drama club where i had to memorize scripts all the time”

a, WHAT KIND OF A RULE

b, something something actors having jolly sex all the time something something? guess jbj wasn’t the type;; i am holding him in my palm like a little bird

there’s something Magical about a man who lives loves to tease his girlfriend going all out SEE MY GF, BRO?! ISN’T SHE PRETTIER THAN YOURS!! mister You Are Old

“i finally took revenge after 80 years!” (because he was a girlfriendless poor sod at the time)

S A M E who are you dating, jxy

i know they’re used to both dying and death in general but MY LOVES, THIS IS A CEMETERY

(they’re not doing anything Bad just being lovey-dovey but ajgfhskjgs lmao)

oh! so i was right again, it IS his actual birthday! c-cute

GLJFHJKS they worked hard on the cake and she just reheated some frozen buns i am IN LOVE WITH HER

god i keep on pausing and going (/▽＼) whenever something cute happens and now he kissed her palm i am (*ﾉωﾉ)ing to the max, THIS IS ILLEGAL

LMAOOOOOOO jbj was busy complimenting jxy’s “””homemade”““ buns for one second too long but it was Enough for william to go SHAOYE!!! my sweet boy this grandpa is not a dog

oh my god ohhhhhhhhhh my god oh my god oh my god oh my  g o d (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼)!!!!!!!!!!!

“i wish i had the right to pray at your tomb after you die” GOD!!!!!!!!!

.....................jin xiaoyu.

I MEAN. HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DISCUSSED IT WITH HER BEFOREHAND INSTEAD OF PROPOSING RANDOMLY IN FRONT OF THE LADS, BUT. LOL OUCH

poor baibai :’‘‘‘) ドンマイドンマイ加油加油！！

kjhfgkjfj QIAN CHENG. QIAN CHENG I LOVE YOU BUT HE WON’T MARRY YOU poor jbj, manhandled mentally and physically on his own fucking birthday :’‘)

i think deng wei was born to play a bitchy didi. like

he’s so happy. i think he should get to do what he wants

“we had a deal. until we figure out what you should do in the future, i won’t marry you.” y..... you did.....? i. i don’t remember....... were you even thinking about marriage back then...... ah, show

LOL he leans in to kiss her on the forehead and the lads are like GOD CAN’T YOU TWO KEEP IT PG-13!!! THERE ARE KIDS HERE (it’s us. we’re the kids)

l m f a o chengcheng you little mean fuck :’‘)

CHILDREN.

“not her!! i don’t want her in the picture! she took my photo!!” i love four idiots

lin nuoyan, a child actress’ boyfriend ♡

“lin nuoyan looks like he needs someone to take care of him. he always looks sad” how does it feel to be Perceived by a little girl

it IS funny when little kids/unrelated people comment that the main character/s “aren’t that pretty” but it kind of doesn’t work when they’re drop dead gorgeous

episode 20 starts off very well i LOVE qian xu and jbj’s antics lmao

HE’S GETTING HIM THE SAME THING EVERY YEAR help

lmfao william “i need a decent, normal date!” vs chengcheng “i need a date. anyone alive will do”

YELLS QC REALLY WENT FOR XWW.... i mean. alive. his expectations were low

sobs, qc says he’s “ran out of options”.... and xww refuses him so cruelly.... That’s Gotta Hurt bro

ach rich people and their Good Family bullshit

GKJFHGKJSFGHJKSF THIS SHOT

SNORT

WHEW DAIFU!!!!

lol jxy is trying out a dress and it’s slipping off despite the anti-slip straps so i was expecting a ‘haha small boobs’ joke but she’s wearing JEANS underneath her dress so obviously jbj was like TAKE EM OFF and she just. ‘it’s the first time a handsome man said such a thing to me :-)’ never change girl

lmfao but there WAS a qian cheng in a dress joke and poor jbj spat out his drink, GOOD, GOOD, FEED ME

“perhaps you should prepare men’s clothes (for his date)” “men’s clothes? haha” jiang baiju you are stupid and i love that in you but are you BLIND as well he wants to jump your bones like you jumped off that building. please think about your dignity when you say those things

lmfao i know sassy little girls are in fashion but i LOVE both fang shiyu and bella just. obliterating all these adult men

kfhgksfjghfs poor nurse all alone :’‘)

WOW JBJ, IS “THE PURPOSE OF THE RIDE” REALLY TO SNEAKILY KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ‘yeye’ my ass this boy is 12!!!!

“you’re really better than jin xiaoyu’s boyfriend. she has a bad taste in men” GO OFF BELLA!!!

“when i die, my mom will have another baby and forget about me” okay. okay. what the fuck

“i made up my mind. i’m not having any kids ever” “agreed” YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“i like adult activities more than children’s amusement park ones” jiang baiJU!!!

well that’s quite dramatic but like. myeah

wait WHAT, is that real or is he imagining it!?

it is real!!! she’s back aaaaaaa!!! aaaaaand of course we have some rich influential family bullshit right off the bat

:’) jbj having wine and jxy water :’)

:’(

oh noooooo i was wondering if bella isn’t a guinea pig for the drug testing;;; turns out she was ;;;

aaaaaand we end the episode on qc+drf being cute and stupid as always!!

god we only have 4 episodes left!!! two days worth of episodes!!! how am i going to deal :’/

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murder meri jaan! eps 16 + 17 lbs

sorry, was too busy with work and baby j/my 🤫🤫🤫 project 🤫🤫🤫 to do this yest.

ep 16

bhaskar being a hardass and adi instantly folds. lmaooooooo. kya gunda banega re tu???!! 😆😆😆

hahahahahahaha adi ka 🥺🥺🥺 haal dekh ke bhaskar also gives up any pretense of being sakht. loooool i love him man. 🤣🤣🤣

backstory time: they were on some case a month ago.

murder blah blah. i don’t really care.

adi maarofying hero entry on crime scene. wtf is this demented news reporting tho???

cut to sonal at a rishta ceremony conning some poor schmuck. god she looks soooooo good. 😍😍😍

saasumaa showing her around the house so she can achche se lootofy. 😊😊😊

beech mein kisi maami type ka haar bhi note kar liya lol.

the murder stuff is booooooring.

lmaooooo sonal managed to get the haar off maami by end of the rishta meeting. how????????

anyway they’re planning to marry in a week and clean them out.

ok but what is is the significance of the “yahaan bhoot bhi bolte hain” writing on the interrogation room wall???? i’ve been wondering since day 1. 🤔🤔🤔

perp is schizophrenic??? seems to be having auditory hallucinations.

ok fuck the murder waala scene is really too fucking gory 🤢🤢🤢

anyway the voices told him to do it and so he killed wife and naukar.

lmaoooooooo bhaskar is like “yeh bhi bata do kinne kii yeh bhavishyavaani; abhi jaake dharh lenge” 🤣🤣🤣 (i love that he talks in the actual MP dialect.)

anyway dude lawyered up so there’ll be nothing more said.

man i know the cops are our protagonists and we’re supp to be on their side, but fuck the entitlement they have and how they seem loath to let the accused even have their basicass rights……….. not a good look, man. 😬😬😬

lawyer seems to know his job tho, so thank god. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

ep 17

sonal disappointed ki ladka gay hai and that’s why those parents were so eager to get him married off. i fail to see the problem here????? marry and lootofy the fam, homophobes who do such shit deserve it anyway. i’d do it guilt-free in this case. 😊😊😊

lmao oh sonam has the same idea as me. she’s fully into it and calling it “good karma”.

“mujhe koi shaadi-vaadi nahi karni; bas aish karna hai life mein.” sis same. 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

but her eyes say she wants lurrrrrrrve. she just wants takkar ka banda who phasaofies her instead. you’ll find it baby, murder house bilkul bagal mein hi hai tumhara!

instant cut to adi. show not even subtle about it lmao. 🤭🤭🤭

omg he has an invite to the sonal/bakra wedding. he knows the groom!!!!!

prediction: groom is prolly gonna get cold feet and run and this mahaan boy will marry her to “bachao izzat” lol.

mummy using opportunity to cajole adi into marrying too. he’s being sensible about it and saying “majboori thodi hai?!??”

ugh stupid “tujhe ladkiyaan hi pasand haina???” trope. he’s playing to it and being all “nahi pasand toh???” 🙄🙄🙄

mummy is flummoxed but trying to be supportive and saying he doesn’t need to hide who he is. points to her for being better than the groom’s family, i guess?

he laughed and walked off. ha ha ha what a hilarious joke. i don’t find this shit even remotely funny. 😒😒😒

asjfdksjsjsshsjsj mummy tho goes on to progressively update his profile to show interested in women AND MEN. lol. bless her heart.

sonal on other hand making comprehensive plan of the bakra’s house and what they can whisk off. girl, love you, love your brain. 🤩🤩🤩

her accomplices are a buncha fucking idiots tho.

she takes a break from their nonsense and goes for a walk. passes murder house.

sees all the crime scene tape and is ittttchinggggggg to go in. sis what horrible instincts. 😟😟😟

phew. thankfully left it alone.

adi is literally the fucking dumbest cop ever; he’s like if dude was mentally unstable, he wouldn’t be able to solve sudoku. man have you ever met a neurodivergent person in your life ever????

now remains the “chudail” theory. so they’re going to go check out the bedroom for the chudail. wonderful.

lmaoooooo bhaskar’s unfiltered thoughts about adi are coming forth. damn what kinda shaitaani room of truth is this?!????

adi concerned for bhaskar. but in like 30 sec, he’s hearing voices too. yiiiiiiikes. 😰😰😰

adi ke unfiltered thoughts about bhaskar coming out too. wow. he’s a dick. hmph. no guy with this face and bod can be truly a nice person i guess. 😒😒😒

ok they’re both under some kinda spell or idk what and are acting totally possessed. this room needs an exorcist. and a havan done in it. asap. 😖😩😣

somehow made it out of there with their lives. sanity, still undetermined. 😟😟😟

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immj2 30.10.20 lb

lol ishani is suchhhhhhhhh a messy bitch. not even pretending to look less than outright gleeful.

le, iska rona shuru. god sis, you knowwwwwww these bitches have it out for you, then why do you give them the satisfaction of seeing this reaction???

yeh aadmi hai ya bhagwaan? koi bhi jagaah koi bhi time marzi se prakat ho jaata hai.

THAT FUCKING STUPIDASS SCARF IS RUINING THE WHOLEEEEEE LOOOK. GOD WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO HIM?????????

TUMNE JITNE TELLYWOOD FANS KO KHOOOON KE AANSOON RULAAYE HAINNNNA SHIRALI, BHAGWAN TUMHE IN PAAPON KE LIYE KABHI NAHI MAAF KAREGA!!!!!!!!!!

also, just noticed the set and production design credits and finally have names to put on all the hate mail i wanna send.

naaaah jk, i think it's really nice that they got employment in this pandemic, even with their OBVIOUS lack of taste. so much so, that it seems to be a medical condition! 

anyway, he said he got this sargi for ishani on behalf of angre, but since she's got hers anyway, this one can be given to riddhima. noice. this fucker be worming his way into my heart with shit like this.

inka phir se popat bann gaya.

mummy biting out and giving the worst blessing of all, “sadaa suhaagan raho.” which is just an elaborate way of saying "hope you die before your husband does, because life without a man is worse than death itself!!!!!!"

“thank you mummyji. aapne ~~sachchi neeyat~~~ se sargi taiyyar kii thi toh dekhiye, mere haath khaali nahi hain!”

lmao nice. where was this riddhima allllll along?????? i've been waitinggggg for this snarky bitchhhhh who doesn't take shit!!!!!

le, aadarsh bahu mode is back on. sab ke liye koi paath ka intezaam kiya. chanchal chachi was right, she's suchhhhh a annoying suck-up to dadi, honestly.

husband is like here, no one's looking; sneak some almonds, come on. yes, i approve. this the kinda man* you want ladies. one who's willing to have a few hours taken off his lifespan so you don't get hangry.

(*T&C strictly apply: only in this feeding waala criteria wrt this dude. baaki sab toh disaster hi disaster hai iss mein.)

“kaisi baat kar rahe ho??? vrat sachchi nishtha se kii jati hai. koi nahi dekh raha par bhagwaan dekh rahe hain!”

lmao, the most appropriate response. 

wait you guys genuinely need a gif of this moment, coz it’s priceless:

i can't believe they don't let this dude move his face in this show when he is the MOST ENTERTAINING when he doessssss.

he's like dude i'll adjust with the 2 hours less in my life, but dharampatni is i won’t let you escape a minute of suffering existence in this flesh prison we’re all trapped in, so help me god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who the fuckkkkkkkkk is this????? and you know you didn't need a needle on the syringe for this whole thing, don't you???

vansh's "baaz ki nazar" toh i've long given up on, but riddhima's peripheral vision also seems to be completely shit if she didn't notice a wholeass person wrapped in all black skulking around directly in her eyeline, not 10 feet away.

lmaooooooo dadi is like tf you doing here, and the hasty retreat he beat. scaryass men soft for their sweet old grandmas is a trend i really do love in tellywood.

oh i like ishani's outfit.

blah blah blah KC gyaan idgaf.

riddhima has lit diya and instant cough attack from the smoke.

it's her. she's the one who did this. looks like she's okay with bhai dying a few days earlier than fated, as long as it means she knocks riddhima down a few pegs.

mummy rubbing it in saying dekho yeh akhand paath hai, beech mein rukna nahi chahiye, apshagun hota hai. godddddddddddddd.

I HONESTLY CANNOT WATCH HER COUGH AND CHOKE THROUGH THIS THE SHEER RIDICULOUSNESS OF THIS IS FUCKING KILLING MEEEEEEEEE

yeh lo ji, parmeshwar prakat ho gaye to save the day and read the paath himself.

all dudes in the world should be in whatever business this guy and angre are in. ki biwi mil gayi toh it manages itself while he devotes himself to her.

lmao the sheer earnestness with which he's narrating the KC paath. both wholesome and fucking hilarious. looks like those primary school kids at their first public speaking contest.

i am ishani. god, why won't this scene just endddddddd already, i'm dying of cringe.

whoooooooooooops. bhai is pointedly asking ki how riddhima's throat got messed up when she was fine like 3 min ago.

behen is giving earnesttttttt excuses and he's really "sure jan"-ing her.

dadi's all no matter what issues crop up in these two's lives, i'm sure they'll win over it with their lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrve. yeah, it looks that way rn, but i wouldn't be quite so optimistic yet, dadi.

literally no one is surprised by this revelation.

oh god, she has something more planned. man who are these ppl with so much energy in their lives WHILE PREGNANT, to do such scheming and plotting??????? just my period cramps have me taking 2 hours off work to curl up on my heat pad and cry about ouchieeeeeee.

great. ragini ko ab daure pad rahein hain.

and poor angre is saddled with getting her treatment. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THESE TROUBLESOME WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE VANSH?!?!?! EK ADIYAL BEHEN ISKE SAR PE BAANDH DI HAI WOH KAAFI NAHI THA, KI AB INVALID EX KO BHI ISKE HI HAATH MEIN THAMAA DIYA. i know you got your hands full with that disaster wife of yours, but come on man.

oh god is he gonna blow up at her again for eavesdropping!?!!?!?!?

thank the lord above, she had airpods in. (also lmao, ofc she's literally the airpods meme.)

isn't HE supposed to give HER a gift today???

i liked his other watch better. but this watch is supposedly riddhima “ke dil ki dhadkano se judi hai” so........ i'm no expert in cutting edge watch technology, so sure. sounds like something that would be available for the wives of billionaire gangster’s wives to buy.

oh man she got herself a matching one. which ofc is “tumhare dil ki dhadkano se judi hai.” lord, she CHEESY CHEESYYYYYYYYYYYY. and i'm mildly lactose intolerant, so 🤢🤢🤢

this dude is not though. he falling for this hard and fast. which is....... unexpected. nice, but also suspicious.

“yeh ghadiyaan chahe rahein naa rahein riddhima, lekin tum mere dil mein hamesha rahogi.”

that's sweet. and i'd believe and squee over it if this was any other show. i would. but in this show, literally everyone other than dadi/siya is out to fuck each other over and i don't trust a single goddamn word out their hissy snake mouths.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand ofc he's vrat-ing for her too. BECAUSE THIS IS A FEMINIST SHOW WITH THIS VERY FEMINIST HERO OK?!!!!!!?!?!!!!?!? THIS ONE EPISODE ABSOLVES ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE OTHER 98 EPISODES FILLED WITH HOT FLAMING TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

“apni umar badhaake kya karoonga main, agar tum saath nahi ho. main chahta hoon ki tum meri zindagi ki aakhri saans tak mere saath raho.”

again, very very sweet and all, esp. with these soft melty eyes; but it's this show. and we saw the upcoming promo. sooooooooo, kill bill sirens in my head, i'm afraid.

both mann hi mann mein deciding to tell each other the truth about their backstories after the vrat. which should work out splendidlyyyyyyy.

lo ji dream sequence shuru. voot blocked the music but colors put up the scene with bol na halke halke on instaTV so i watched it there.

yesssssssssss you messy trainwrecks. get it onnnnnnnnnn.

this is literally alllll i am watching this show for. the moment y'all bang in canon, i'm outttttttttttt. it's always the best time to quit a tellywood show. always. take this protip from wise, old TT. quit the show the episode the lead couples fuck. just trust me on this.

idk WHOSE dream sequence this is, but lmao it's got the vibes of a not-that-great wedding "promo" thing ppl have got going on these days. which one of y'all is binging these on youtube and thus has their subconscious filled with it/??? it's gotta be riddhima, but it would be absolutely fucking hilariousssssss if it was in fact, vansh.

yup. it was her dumb ass. i bet she had the exact video in mind for kabir and just cut-copy-pasted vansh's face in there from the last week onwards.

oh chachi's back from maayka for vrat kholing.

mans literally do be looking like the chand today. because they eased up on his yellow foundation, thank god.

poor ishani. god, this is why we need feminism. so our sisters don't get pushed into shit like this against their willllllllllllllllll.

dadi and siya shipping riansh to the point of making ppl uncomfortable. what next, you gonna be writing mature fanfic about them on IF????? BACK THE FUCK OFF, YOU WEIRDOS.

“humaare plans kamyaab hote toh vansh iss waqt riddhima ko zeher ki pyaali pilaa raha hota. hmph.”

lmaoooooooooooooooo mummy is an eternalllllllll mood.

this one is getting overly emotional about her first completed karwachauth vrat. eat a snickers, bitch.

dadi overpromising and saying shit like evennnnnnnnn god himself can't shake your love for each other, tumhari prem kahaani billlkulllll pooori hogi and what not. oh dadi, did YOU not see the promo?????

this one got the footage she needed and has duly handed it over to bhai. both of vansh's sisters have the trait for going straightttttt to him with their sordid discoveries, albeit for completely polar reasons.

lmaoooooo the way she peaced out.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's started growling about how all this KC naatak was fake and and vowing revenge and games for her dhokaaaaaaaaaa. i hate to say it but............ i told you so.

also abbe oh gobar ganesh. itna CCTV footage mila hai kahin se, toh baaki ka bhi toh dhoond, where you see how she got into the bloody dickey?!?!???! nahi, 2 out-of-context second hi dekh ke paagal saand ki taraah bekaabu ho jaana hai. shit for brains, literally everyone in this show has.

anyway, if i was vansh’s murti maker, i’d be expecting a call righhhhhht about now. riddhima yahaan rahe na rahe, uski murti zaroor rahegi, which vansh and his next paramour will demolish together as a bonding/foreplay exercise.​

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ishqbaaz 21.08.18 lb

dang. straight to the point.

telling how the chunri slipped from her head right then.

lmao nikhil’s insecurity isn’t gonna be gone thanks to the divorce you dummy. his insecurity is wrt to A. your very large bank balance, and B. the raw sexual chemistry you seem to have with his girl.

idk what utopia shivaay lives in where a divorce in india is gotten SOOOOOOOO easily.

anika trying desperately to taalofy. good move, girl.

FUCK. FOILED. THIS FUCKER IS CARRYING A COPY IN HIS COAT POCKET AT ALL TIMES IT SEEMS. ONE TIGHT SLAP HE NEEDS. ASSHOLE.

lol he’s sooooooooo going to fuck up the papers. consciously or subconsciously idk, but he’s gonna do it for sure.

pehle aap pehle aap mein gaadi chootti jaa rahi hai fucking idiotsssssssss!

fuck he’s signing. HE’S SIGNING. FUCKING HELL BILLU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

DUDE LOOK AT HER FACE. DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE WANTS YOU TO??????????

iska adh-maraa chehra toh dekho while signing. chaanta lagaaon ya kya karoon iske saath?

where the fuck is om, he needs to bust in here and kick shivaay’s dumb ass from here back to the OU istg.

LMAO AT THE WAY THEY’RE JUST SAYING “SIGN” “WAIT” “MR KUKREJA” IN VARYING ORDERS.

snort pen ke bhi issues.

“chal raha hai” *grabs at it and clicks it a few times* SHIVAAY WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGG YOU DUMBASS

abhi tak toh sign sign kar raha tha. jab woh sign kar rahi hai then you have the audacity to be all frozen and devastated? literally fuck outta here, shivaay.

of course.

a poor substitute for her chand bracelet btw.

of course, anika has gyaan to baatofy. bish tum toh kuch bolo hi mat. tangg aa gayi hoon main tumhare chutiyaape se. 

shivaay you’re right and all, but *longest sigh ever* you just can’t do anything right, even when you try your hardest. i’m just so done with you. 

son honestly. 87% of me is very happy at your tadap but the rest of me is just so sad for you. you poor dumb fucker.

also are they dyeing nakuul’s beard these days? it looks... darker in a not-natural way?

ugh you both are justtttttttttt suchhhhhhhhhhhhhh idiotssss.

but the angst! i loveeeeee it. delicious!

where are rikara, honestly??????????? THEY COULD BE USED SO WELL TO FUCK ALL OF THISSSSSSS UP SO SPECTACULARLY. USSI BAHAANE SCREEN PAR BHI DIKH JAAYENGE. WHY AREN’T YOU USING THEM YOU DUMBASS SHOW?!?!!?!?

oh thank god at least gauri’s here.

om’s here too. but that’s not what i want???? i want them togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. schemingggggggggggg. all up and close in each other’s facessssssssss as a bahaana of “plan making”.

ah fuck. he’s crying. that soft “ek minute, om.” the wiping his nose like a child. i can actuallllly feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel that tightness in his chest. ah mannnnnnnnnnnn. 

fuck meeeeeeeee, why do i fall for man-pain, every single timeeeeeeee???????

this framing tells me that something is going to get hurled at the camera real soon. phone? that rack? aur kuch hai kya phenkne laayak yahaan?

rack it is.

lol why was om panicking from just hearing the magazines being thrown tho?

fuck. see? this is what i meannnnnnnnnnnnnn when i say this dude’s best acting is non verbal. just never give him lines ever again.

“main theek hoon. tu bataa, kya discuss karna hai?”

lmaooooooooooooo “bitch really???????” om’s face. honestly, he makes suchhhhh a good audience proxy.

sure. aal iz well.

same, gauri. #same.

ooooh khanna gets snack tasting duty. nice. how to get a job like this?

but like, without having to deal with shivaay as a boss. at all.

eeeeeeeeeeee cuteness!

every time gauri maarofies a taana about “aapke bhai” and om agrees, i get 4 days added to my lifespan.

....... and who the fuck is bhaiyya to “strictly” decide the wedding theme?????? neither the bride nor the groom, so how does his opinion even matter?

lol anika has the same point to make. itna sab kuch kar liya hai toh yeh bhi khud hi decide kar le bc.

UGH THESE TWO ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKERS. I WANNA SMOOSH THEM TOGETHER TO FORM A S’MORE FILLED WITH BEAUTY AND LOVE. 

is khulle saand ko laal ka phobia hai? really?

the way gauri keeps looking towards ommmmmmmmm every single time, to bond over the inside joke, i can’t you guys! i just can’t! can you two just go make out in some corner somewhere??!?!!? why are you wasting your timeeeee hereee with these losers????????//

cyoot patoot. too adorbz.

ANIKA HE LOOKS NICE IN HIS NEUTRALS OK. PLS. APNE TAANO SE DON’T MAKE HIM CHANGE INTO OU ADVENTUROUS SSO. MAIN JHEL NAHI PAAUNGI!

lolwhut did om just say “oh my my!”?????????????????

pffffffffffffffffffft om you adorable creep. use these sexy hands of yours on that cute girl there, not on your damn brother. 

baby sisters the cutest.

gauri out here kholofying all of di’s secrets. maine toh pehle hi kaha tha, yeh ghar ka bhedi hi lankaa dhaa degi.

also pool ka mention and paani ka darrrr means we all know what’s gonna happen!

om that’s a really dumb “solution”. one of these things is not like the other. the colour red cannot actually kill your brother. lord.

ohohoho unintentional emo moment in middle of hasi mazaak.

this is the dumbest fucking “challenge” ever to get them both in the damn pool. like... just have her fall in man.

lmao he’s sooooooooooooooo mad at being challenged tho.

not listening to this ainvayi ka chutiyaap because:

UGHHHHHHHHHH WHAT EVEN ARE THESE FACES!?!?!

lmao this is the most accurate pictorial representation of the sibling dynamics here rn. 

god, what even are these technicolour kapde. i feel like i’m dropping acid.

lmao she’s sooooooooo bored.

omggggg i love how she noped outta that convo with nikhil to go talk to om instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

be still my aniKara loving heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also #omkaraIsBae

LMAOOOOOOO THE TWO BABY SISTERS’ REACTIONS ARE BEST.

matlab maanna padega is bande ke confidence ko. looking smug wearing... THAT.

you know it’s true love when you’re dressed like that and she looks at you like THIS. #loveisblind

lol ok shivaay, enough with the smizing already. you’re way too short to be ANTM. 

lolololol chachi’s reaction.

talk about upstaging the damn bride. how fucking rude, shivaay.

but i guess the bride explicitly asked for it so......

i cannot get over the range of emotions om went through in the last 30 secs:

lmaooooooooooo and finally his kinda proud mama hen look, like “see? see how hot my bhai is? abhi bhi der nahi hui hai bhaabi!”:

ugh ok enough of this slo mo nonsense already.

oh great. naach gaana. i actually like this song though. imma just forward around a lil bit to see if there’s any good rikara bits, though lorddddddd, kunal’s dancing is just *shudder*

TFW THE WEDDING PLANNER (WHO’S BRIBING YOU TO GET MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE) AND YOUR TO-BE WIFE ARE EYE-SEXING EACH OTHER AND NO ONE GIVES ONE (1) SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOU.

wow even chachi is shipping shivika now. such is the power of colour coordinated couples.

THIS IS SO RANDOM. WHY’S HE DANCING WITH HER WHILE NIKHIL IS STANDING THERE??????????? AND THE LAMEASS CHALLENGE WAALE ISHAARE BS. AND THE FACT THAT THEY MADE RIKARA AND PRINKU THE BG DANCERS??????????? THIS IS ALL JUST SUCHHHHHHHH BAKCHODI OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND I CAN’T STOP CRINGE LAUGHING.

same, saasumaa. honestly, #same.

but then he’s paying for the whole wedding. so let him dance with her, i guess. lol.

bro this isn’t appropriate in desi society even if you’re the fucking groom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!!??!?

LMAOOOOOOO CHACHI THO.

literalllllllllllllllly no fucks given. amaaaaaaaaaazing. the balls on these two. i have no words. honestly.

lmaooooooooo poooora gaana hone ke baad, after finishing his grind up on the bride, shivaay pulls nikhil in as an afterthought. just... what a guyyyyy.

THEY STILL WON’T STOP EYE-FUCKING OMG YOU GUYS I JUST CACKLED OUT SO LOUD THAT I STARTLED THE CAT AWAKE. JFC. THESE TWO ARE JUST SOMETHING ELSE.

someone please get kunal some anti seizure meds for the epileptic fit he’s currently having.

(i’m sorry! he’s just SO BAD. WHY DO THEY MAKE HIM DANCEEEEEEEEE???????????)

I LEGIT HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO COZ I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THIS POOR DUMBASS. I DON’T THINK ALL THE MONEY IS WORTH THIS BEIZZATI. 

ohohohoh. time for dream sequence.

i mean i like this song and all, but come on, it’s fucking 10 years old. why not something nice and new? the dhadak title track really fits them rn. ugh.

also the choreography is really some trite bs. honestly, some effort would have been nice.

i’m just here for the aesthetic (uski toh inhone dhaijjiyaan uda di)  good looking ppl making gooey eyes at each other. 

OMFG WE GET BOTH POOL MAKING OUT *AND* THE RETURN OF TIA TOMORROW?!?!?!?!? GOD BLESS US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ishqbaaz 23.08.18 lb

ugh starting off the ep with nikhil’s uggo mug. 

LMAO REALLY NIKHIL? YOU DON’T GET IT? YOU STILL DON’T GET IT, AFTER YOUR GIRL AND THE “WEDDING PLANNER” PRACTICALLY GOT TO SECOND BASE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU????????????????

lol i’m really loving anika’s “dgaf” break up style tho. may we all be blessed with it while casting away the fuckbois who haunt us. 

lmaooooooo she lapsed into mooneyes for a sec there, surely thinking about last night’s pool shenanigans. 

goddddddddddddd girl, could you stop throwing this damn kismat line at every damn man (other than omkara, who seems to be the only one who seems to get it.) 

ok she should have def bought om or gauri along. nikhil’s starting to react like every fucking asshole does when broken up with. 

lol she still dgaf tho. 

lmao, nikhil’s last ditch attempt: “shivaay kya sochega??????” 

lololololol. get fuckt, fool. 

god this dude’s eye-widening waala acting is so yuck. 

A+ to prinku who wants to say A LOT OF THINGS to her brother re: his dumbassery, but is wisely keeping mum, but cannot quiet down HER FACE. 

RETURN OF THE OLD ANIKA MUSIC. *weeps tears of joy* 

god it’s so good to see her so happy. 

also, surbhi said she had wisdom tooth issues while shooting this day. i see it. her face looks kinda puffy and she’s kinda clenching her teeth on that one side. 

i don’t like how this shivaay is so... pheekaaaaaa. like old shivaay would be intrigued and kinda try to get it outta her and challenge her. this one is just like yeah ok whatever. 

haaaye with all the times she’s saying “billu”, kaan taras rahein hain to hear her sing a billu ki shaadi hogi type song. 

that momentary flash of puppy eyes tho. 

fiddling with his kapde when nervous is his tell in this universe. 

she cute af. 

does he sign a lot of things “billu”? ki ainvayi “galti” se ho gaya??? 

i’m as resigned and pakaoed at all this bullshit kismat talk as he is. 

ok she came right out and said it. thank god. 

(please god please don’t play the biwi no 1 music after this moment.)

“main nikhil se shaadi nahi kar sakti.” “kyun nahi kar sakti? jab mujhe problem nahi hai toh tumhe problem kyun hai?”

LMAO COZ YOU’RE NOT THE ONE GETTING MARRIED TO THAT LOSER??????????? MATLAB WHAT LOGIC IS THIS? 

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas return of The Faraq Games!!!!!!!!!!! 

ah man caps aren’t capturing his microexpressions coz they’re super fleeting but fuck that is NOT the face of a man who gives no Faraqs. fuckkkkkk, my heart. 

also the way he’s super softly saying “faraq nahi padega”, as if to convince himself more than her. THE ANGST. 

SHE’S BACKKKKKKKKK. 

lmaoooooooooooooo it splashed on surbhi almost equally. she said in the BTS that jaise taise she just wiped it off and continued with the scene.

her daant chabaane (non-toothache related) waala gussa tho. you better watch out billu. 

lol glass bhi tod diya jaate jaate. 

SO MUCH CUTE, I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goddamnit there goes my shivri moment of gauri calling him jiju out of her own volition. anika’s forcing her to call him jijaji, ugh. 

what a face, lord. god was truly in the best of moods when he made it. 

lmao om whipping out that phone as if he’s a new mom waiting for baby to say its first words. (coaching her too!) 

OMG I STILL GOT MY JIJU MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #blessed

I LIVE. JUST LOOK AT GAURI THROWING UP PEACE SIGNS WHILE POSING ALL HAPPILY NEXT TO HIM.

lmao @ shivaay’s completely nonplussed face at sudden and unexpected acquisition of new baby sis tho. 

oh hey wazza tejvi! you exist! 

i’m so so so happy om has a good and healthy relationship with his dad in this universe. no really, so fucking happy. 

lmao the gossip has reached tejVi in london. no doubt via rudra. i’m willing to put money on it.  

loving om relishing in shivaay’s squirming at the interrogation. 

i’d grown tired of hating tej, who’s played by suchhhhhhh a likable actor. i’m glad he looks to be a positive character and a good father figure in this universe. 

could you not please???? your “i don’t give a Faraq” statement is falling apart rapidly.

lol. he almost wants to laugh, but he’s also flustered and in love with her, but also mad at being cornered like this.

(they fucking ruined it by playing that garbage biwi no 1 music tho.) 

om’s tinyyyyyyyyyyass wink at prinku ugh why is he soooooooooo cuteeeeee.

tejVi are all of us. confused af. 

anika’s reallllllllllly milking this to the max lmao. 

trollololol. 

OH NO. I JINXED IT. TEJ IS KIND OF A PUSHY “SHARMA JI KA BETA” TYPE. WHYYYYYYYYYYY????? IT WAS GOING SO WELL. OM DESERVES A GOOD SUPPORTING FATHERRRRRRRRRRR. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. 

ugh added layer of heartbreak for shivaay, who just said “aap mere sagge maa-baap se badhkar hain.” why tej? why you gotta break my heart in every universe like this?????????/// 

BLESS THIS BOY. TOO PURE. THIS SHOW, THIS INDUSTRY, AND ESP. THIS DAD DO NOT DESERVE HIMMMMMM.

tej has some serioussssssssssssss jealousy issues with shivaay and he needs to get the fuck over it. 

oh ho, shivaay is on “kuch nahi chupaata” lvl with jhanvi? (or so she seems to think.) interesting. 

ohhhhh boy, old tadi waala shivaay music. mentally preparing myself for a phone-phenk. 

who’s he calling? 

STOP FUCKING CALLING NIKHIL. LORD. 

i am loving how much nirmal anand she’s taking in calling him “jiiiiii” and billu ji. 

the way his eyes get all half hooded and he just lets himself hope and believe for the tiniesttttttttttt second that all of it is true and real. 

oh ho, he intends to be the mira to her krishna. forever devoted to her, never considering another spouse. 

also, lol @ that step he took backwards when she stepped forward. i loveeeeee it. good. be intimidated. or do you just not trust yourself to not jump her, like you did last night? 

unexpected boner due to ziddi and challenging wife. 

ok what’s the angle with these lillies now? 

god what’s this cockroach chutiyaapa tomorrow????????

lmao @ om shouting “main kuch karoon kya???????” and gauri being like STFU AND LET JIJU HANDLE IT YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!! at him. 

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suno chanda ep 2 lb

soooooooooo i missed my “deadline” (again.) but that’s nothing new around here. you guys are used to my bs by now. my net was being fucky (thanks monsoons!) so i just went the fuck to sleep last night.

ANYWAY, ONWARDS!!!!!!

was jiya under the impression that arsal WANTED to be married to her or something? itne gusse se yeh sab ISKO kyun suna rahi ho?

btw, doesn’t iqra look like nargis fakhri had a baby with ileana d’cruz?

now there’s the plot for main tera hero 2. ALLLLL THE PRETTY LADIES!!!!!!!

i love how excited and happy arsal gets every time they agree on something.

haaye bechaara, he just wants to make love, not war.

PAHAADI BAKRA!!!! FIRST INSTANCE OF MY FAV INSULT!

“tumne APNI shakal dekhi hai kabhi? jo gusse se naak phulaati ho, toh mirgi ka daura pad jaaye dekhne waale ko!”

haaaye laanat hai tumpe arsal. she’s so pretty!

lmao what’s a “pao bola”?????? 

kekekek i love this idiot boy’s face.

“yehi! yehi tumhari buri aadat hai! har cheez mein jo jaanwaron ko ghused deti ho!!!!!!!!!!!!” lolololol ok guess it’s some kinda animal

yeah i see why ppl were saying that iqra was a little EXTRA in the initial eps. still love her tho, and i think it just goes with the kinda character jiya is.

“toh aisi zehreeli baatein sunke, tum pehli fursat mein... MARR KYUN NAHI JAATE??????”

god grant me the ability to be this savage.

hahahaha dekho kaise poori tarah se chaabi lagaake bhej rahi hai apna kaam karwaane ke liye.

also, her lil typical desi head nod as she sends him off. too cute.

jamshed and his nonsense bandook, pffft.

idk about you guys, but i have neverrr ever once been able to take jamshed seriously when he threatens to beat up arsal. arsal looks like he can just give one stern look of his and jamshed would be cowering behind shanno. lbr the only one here who can control puttarjee is his amma.

“aaja puttar aaa, phenti khaa.” i love how she invites arsal to his doom so casually every single time.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. IDIOT. abbaji ko bandook sang dekh saari hawa nikal gayi.

HAHAHAHAHAHA SHAHANA’S ISHAAREBAAZI. WHY IS EVERY DESI MOM LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS

hahahahahaha look at him slinking back to her side.

and she too knows him sooooo well. that smug expression of hers was in place waaay before he even sat down.

pffffffffffffft. overconfidenceeeeeeee ki hadh.

look at the way she’s marching towards the room, my tiny little toofaan!

lol the way she literally checks on her head for seengh.

she’s so dramatic, i love it!!!!!

lmaooooooo HIS smugass smileeeeee.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE NOISE HE MAKES AS HE MOCKS HER WITH THE EYE-TO-EYE GESTURE, I’M DYING. what a pettyasssssss...... 

“badiiiii phon-phaan karti gayi thi.” lmaooooooooo

wait wow, masooma was anti-arsal in the start?!?!?!?!?!? 10 ep mein toh aapko shehzaada dikhne lagta hai woh!!!!

and jalal phupa was ok with him, but anti-jiya! wow, how things changed!!!!!!

NAIK SEERAT, AUR KINZA? KHUDA KA KHAUF KAREIN, JALAL MIYAAN!

lol awww, jalal phupa just wants some lovin’.

god kinza, do you not have any apps on your phone to pass the time? some temple run? twitter? at least candy crush? matlab, kuch aur bhi hobbies develop karo, har waqt is ek bande ki photo hi dekhti rehti ho.

am i supposed to feel bad for her? i don’t. dafa ho, you meesni.

lmao the ammas don’t give one single fuck about these two’s ~~~~angst.

SHANNO’S FACE BE LIKE “BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO THIS WAY?????? AND YOU PUT THAT FINGER DOWN BEFORE I PUT IT DOWN FOR YOU.”

arsal/jiya, you should call your impertinent declarations “wedding cake”, coz in 30 days, YOU’RE GONNA BE EATING THEM.

bijaan is so amazingly petty towards masooma’s sasuraal lol.

bijaan too, like us, never gave a shit about kinza. kuch bhi kaho, bijaan insaan ko parakhti badi sahi hain. 

OMG SHERRY’S DAD’S NAME IS MUNAWAR. MEANING SHERRY’S NAME IS SHEHERYAR MUNAWAR.

damn bijaan the grudge is stronggggggggg.

SHERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. YOU CUTIEEEEEEEEEEE.

aw man, it’s so nice to see arsal and sherry be friendly towards each other.

haaye why’d they have to break up the BROtp like that tho.

huma truly is a saint to put up with the hellion that is jiya. so aggro!

GOD HUMA IS SO STINKING CUTE I CAN’T!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYY COULDN’T SHE BE ENDGAME FOR SHERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JUST LOOK AT HER SHE’S THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF RASMALAI (SWEET AND SQUISHY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gosh i really feel aghaji’s frustration. nothing i hate more than ppl who come obstruct the tv. wtf you think you made of, glass???? SAAMNE SE HATT BEWAKOOF INSAAN!!!!!

“crown mahal” for taj mahal. god sherry, you are SUCHHHHH a burger bachcha!

so much aapas ki rishtedaari ki sherry bhi confuse ki aghaji shanno ke khaalu hain ya phupa. 

UGH HE’S SO CUTE. *kisses screen*

lol sherry ka bhi nickname chanda hai kya? dikhta bhi chand jaisa hi hai. *kisses screen some more*

“bin bulaaye toh allah miyaan ke paas bhi nahi jaonga main, shaadi toh door ki baat hai!” waaaaah, what tadi, what swag.

lmaooooo such typical desi shaadi invitation list - humne unko yeh diya tha, ab humari lene ki baari!

my god masooma and her idhar udhar ke ainvayii ke jhagde, khatam hi nahi hote!

gotta respect jalal for calling out bijaan’s pettyness tho.

haha shahana’s meethi churi waali smile at jalal.

idhar shahana ki nautanki shuru. god this family is so damn Extra.

lo, nawa katta khul gaya. card pe naam chaapne ka.

i am nazaakat. too much fuckery, mera bhi bp shoot kar raha hai.

LOOK AT THIS SAHABZAADA JUST SITTING WAITING FOR HIS ROTIS.

AADHE SE ZYAADA EPISODE HO GAYA, MERA GOLUUUUUUU KAHAN HAI?????

lmao arsal is truly his mother’s son in terms of shadin’ on ppl.

pfffffffft arsal, if you think she’s going to get jealous at some other chick’s ROTI MAKING SKILLZ, you really don’t know her at all.

lmao she was legit just stealing a roti OFF HIS SIDE PLATE. hadhhhhh hai jiya!

arsal’s so used to these threats of violence, he doesn’t even bother retorting.

i love how she just replies to him without even fucking blinking. telling him to piss off is as natural as breathing to her!

GOLU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“lo! aa gaya tumhara matka bhai! laaya hoga tumhare jaisi koi manhoos khabr!” lololololololol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE: JIYA’S “JAAN CHOOTI!” RELIEF, ARSAL’S INSTANT “YA ALLAH TERA SHUKR HAI!!!!”, JIYA’S LIL SLAP AND HIM QUICKLY CHECKING ON KINZA, WHO BTW HAS SEEN ALL OF ITTTTTT.

lmao arsal’s 300% insincere “so sad!” fucking idiot.

hahahahahahaha, in the end our girl got what SHE wanted - the rotis.

“baap itne jaldi kyun marr jaate hain????” OMFG MASOOMA

adorable fucking idiots.

“haaye jalal miyaan, toh kya main maut ke kuwein mein motorcycle chalaake khush karoon?” lmao bijaan’s examples are the bestttttttt

“kudi te munde da naam katwaake tussi doweyaan da naam likhaa diye?”

lololololol phupa’s face. (and jamshed’s face!!!!!!!!!)

“koi akheeri beghairat aadmi hai jalal phupa!” “haan. bikul tumhari tarah. koi izzat-e-nafz hi nahi hai!”

lmao ek bhi mauka nahi chodti. sach mein bijaan ki hi potttiii hai.

naak like eiffel tower isn’t really an insult tho? everyone wants a nice, straight nose like that!

lmao she called him a daddu tho.

shanno is us. fangirling hard.

is ghar mein SABKO hi BP hai kya?

waise hairaani ki baat hai bhi nahi. harkatein toh ek ek ki aisi hi hain, ki jo bhi dekhein, bp high ho hi jaaye.

EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE AND THEIR LAUNDRY WAALE MASLE, LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh, is kinza ne toh kasam le rakhi hai, istiri kar kar ke biwi banne ka. hattttt manhoos, kitna bhi karle, nahi milne waala tujhe!

lol arsal being like you’re too polite to be related to us badtameez ppl.

EPISODE 2 MEIN HI THIS MEESNI HAS STARTED HER TACTICS. GOD I HATE HER SO MUCH.

ugh arsal, badhaawaa na do!

and god kinza you dumbass, he’s just using you. as his ainvayiiiii ka “yes man” and dhoban.

le, yeh paagal itne mein hi itnaaaaaaaa khush hai. bewakoof beghairat ladki.

lol did he make the shower excuse just to get kinza out of his room???? he’s sitting here in the same pehle waala outfit now.

this pattern waala passcode thing is the most BS thing ever. it’s the easiest way to get into someone’s phone. you just have to observe them unlocking their phone ONCE. why ppl keep using it is beyond me.

lol shaitaani message bheja bhi, toh itnaaa shareeef.

arsal ko golu ki pitaayi kiye bina khaana hazam nahi hota. (god why are boys like thisssssssssssssss)

DUMBASS, SO BAD AT SPYING

OHNOE! CHAANTA! BUT WHY????????????!

oh ho jiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! kabhi toh ungli mat kiya karo!

haaye bechaare ko ainvayi jhaapad khaana pada. *rubs his cheek*

“DURRR FITTEH MOOH AISE JAZBAATON KA!” lol shanno, maybe take some of your own advice also.

“insaani tareekh mein aisa zaalim, aisa jabir baap kisi ka nahi hai, jitna mera hai!”

ok that’s a bit much betaji.

lol at him side-eying his friend’s roohafza tho. ladka is halal!max.

obligatory dialogue about i may have lived outside but i still gots me sanskaar!!!!!!

or as they put it here, “khaandaani riwayatein”.

lol his animated retelling.

so sherry and aghaji are supposedly in london, but those bags are most definitely for outlets in the middle east.

“by god, itni waahiyat cheap story maine aaj tak nahi suni! jiya ne mere totay udaa diye, maine uska dupatta jala diya..... tum dono ne koi insaano waali harkat ki hai aaj tak?”

lel, this friend (yasir?) is all of us.

lololololol golu’s face.

“kya kar logi itna padhkar? aakhir mein wohi haandi-chulha hota hai.”

ok 0.3 seconds of feeling bad for kinza, that she’s been conditioned to never want more in life.

i love how she says LSE mein admission leti, as if baaju ke kiraane ki dukaan se chai ki patti khareedne jaisa easy ho.

kinza toh just wants to get jiya out of the way. tu chup kar, meesni!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaand no doubt, golu’s been paid to drop this little tidbit of info in front of jiya?

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ishqbaaz 16.05.17 lb

yaaaaaaay, my computer isn’t acting berserk today, so here, have all the emojis!!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

pffffffffft, pinky's now shaming NT for not knowing what a DNA test is. honestly pinky. 🙄🙄🙄

“woh phooldaan ka ganda pani bhi pee gaye!”

LMAO LITERALLY NO ONE TOLD YOU TO THO 😂😂😂😂😂

lol NT is scared that shivaay's going for her kidneys next. 😆😆😆

got the source of shivaay's grabbiness. gets it from his mummeh. 😒😒😒

watch it, tho, pinks moms. not everyone's as responsive to it as your bahu is. 😶😶😶

YOU TELL HERRRRRR NT! 😏😏😏

pinky mom's going off the rails. 😕😕😕

anika bolti hai, toh tujhe problem. nahi bolti, toh problem. pftttt. 🙄🙄🙄

anika is such a weepy wendy these days. i don't like her like this, it reminds me of the days immediately after the wedding, where she was just being a passive cow, always in tears. 😑😑😑

god pleaseeeeeee let shivaay find out pinky is the one behind this, within the week. please!!!! 😩😩😩

ohhhhhh boy. if looks could kill, NT would be a pile of ashes on the ground. 😬😬😬

... look at anika be all MRS. SNOB SINGH OBEROI. 🤐🤐🤐

"ek dum qurbani ki zeenat aman lagenge, kasam se!" lmaooo 

snort, meta reference to nakuul's hrithik resemblance. 😋😋😋

ouff anika, why are you being such a snooty bitch? like ok, she's being crass, but you don't have to act like this, all snobby and... all about the money. there's literally no difference between you and shivaay from the first episodes right now. 😐😐😐

please to notice, NT still has shivaay's watch. she's gonna pocket it, isn't she? 🙈🙈🙈

lmaooooo shivaay's face when walking in on this scene. 😂😂😂

lol @ the weird nose twitch shivaay/nakuul just did 😆😆😆

lmaoooo, i knew it. there goes the watch. 😋😋😋 

"tikiya choti" lolololol 😂😂😂

aaaaaaand anika's hatred and michmichi just got a few notches higher. 😗😗😗

"yeh ghadi nahi, yeh toh shubh ghadi hai!" lol i loveeeee NT, she's too cute! 😂😂😂

yikes, look at anika looming in the shadows. she's learnt a thing or two from daksh! 😧😧😧

"auntyji yeh jo rondhupana aap phela rahi hai na..." my savageeeee queen! 👸🏽👸🏽👸🏽

lol anika's "cockroach!" waala pentra is reminding me of the time khushi started screaming about the "tiljatta"/CACKROACH in the bathroom. 😊😊😊

omfg pinky. honestly, i can't wait for when you get what's coming to you. 👿👿👿

aw mannnnnn, anikaaaaaa. *holds my baby to me* 🤧🤧🤧

GOD, IDHAR INKA ABHI BHI KHATAM NAHI HUA. prinku for fucks sake, smash a beaker over his head and gtfo there! 😠😠😠

waaaah, naak ke saath i'm glad prinku's seemed to have gotten some spine reinforcement surgery done as well. 😌😌😌

ugh fuck you rapey ranveer. die in a fire, thanks. 😡😡😡

(also, fairly sure their track is now going to be like... prinku not being as receptive to ranveer's BS anymore, and ranveer realizing he's in love with her for real. ugh.) 

the lightingggggg of this scene tells meeeee we’re gonna see the forehead kiss we saw in gorky's pic!!!! 😍😍😍

aankhein hai ya batata??? rote hue ko dekh kar pooch rahe ho, RO RAHI HO KYA? 🤔🤔🤔

nahi, mumbai ka paani ka problem singlehandedly solve kar rahi hai. pfffft. 😒😒😒

oh babyyyy girl. you are the best human being in this show's universe. don't you doubt yourself for a second thanks to nikkammi mummy! 😞😞😞

but also, interesting how anika is now having NKK issues. for someone who said it never mattered, suddenly she can't accept the fact that she can be related to someone who she sees as beneath her. now you see where shivaay was coming from, eh girl? 😕😕😕

even more interesting is that shivaay was the one willing to accept NT when he thought she was anika's mom. he wholeheartedly put aside his NKK ideals for anika's sake without a thought. 😌😌😌

"tum sirf meri ho, meri. meri anika." 

excuse me. time for regularly scheduled weeping break. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

*screams from all the feelz and dies* 👻👻👻

GOD CAN YOU JUST FUCKING KISS HER FOR FUCKING REAL??? TAKE MY (ALBEIT, SLIGHTLY DEFECTIVE AND KINDA FULL OF STONES) KIDNEYS INSTEAD OF NAYANTAARA'S. JUST TAKE THEM, BUT JUST LORD, JUST KISS THE GIRL PROPERLY. 😩😩😩

i'm THISSSSSSS close to smashing my already smashed up computer screen from the frustration of it all. 😤😤😤

how we know ranveer is truly a sociopath: he's wearing a... woolen knitwear blazer. in the month of may, in mumbai. where temps are 30+ and humidity is like 80%. 😐😐😐

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, YOU BLOODY CREEP. COULD YOU GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF ALREADY? 😒😒😒

lmaooooo omg, he heard me through the screen!!!!!!!!! *in awe of my own magic powers, like anika was of her chamatkaari chutki* 

kood ja behenchod. aaj toh kissa khatam hi kar le. 🙄🙄🙄

lmaooooo, ranveer is like, shit i overcommitted and now i have to deliver, or imma look like a chutiya. 😂😂😂

good riddance. except not. coz she's gonna fall for this shitty stunt of his. as per usual. ugh, prinku. you're the fucking worst. 😤😤😤

ouffff you idiot, why did you have to tell him the truth? just be like YEAH IM GOING TO OFFICE. honestly, the less parents know, the better. 🤐🤐🤐

YUP, SHAKE AND JOSTLE THE PERSON WHO JUMPED FROM THREE STORIES ABOVE, AND HAS INTERNAL INJURIES FOR SURE. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

actually, a good way to kill him faster! do it prinku! FINISH HIM!!!!! 😈😈😈

THIS STUUUUUUUUUUUPIDDDDD GIRL OMG. SHE HAS DUNG FOR BRAINS. COMPLETE DUNG. 💩💩💩

lol where did she get the ganna from? 🙃🙃🙃

LMAOOOOOOO OMG SHIVAAY'S FACE WHEN SHE SPAT IT HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

lol of course he doesn't know what ganna is. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, poori ki poori family aa toot padi hai is ek bechaare hospital par.😐😐😐

RIP City Hospital. watch it collapse, not being able to handle the amount of drama the oberois bring with them. 🙈🙈🙈

and calling it now itself that stupid shivaay gets distracted by pathetic prinku's BS. 😒😒😒

arre waah. shivaay has khanna posted here. good that he showed some akal, but we know that mummeh ka shaatir dimaag shall prevail. 😣😣😣

knew it. he's seen prinku and got distracted by her bullshit drama. FUCKING PRINKU. RUINS EVERYTHING. NOT ONLY HER OWN GODDAMNED LIFE, BUT EVERYONE ELSE'S TOO. COULD YOU JUST GO FAR FAR AWAY FROM YOUR POOR OLDER BROTHER(S) AND BEST FRIEND AND LET THEM LIVE IN PEACE FOR 3 DAYS?????? 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

matlab kya, phone pe awaiiii bol raha tha kya? or is this some kinda nightmare that anika is having? how did the report get switched AFTER he collected it??? 🤔🤔🤔

EITHER WAY, I DON’T CARE. CAN WE GET TO THE INTERESTING BIT OF THIS TRACK, WHICH IS MAHI VE AND KAMEENI AND THE BACKSTORY THERE? LITERALLY NONE OF US CARE ABOUT ANIKA’S FAMILY RN (UNLESS IT’S GAURI WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE OTHER GIRL.) 😒😒😒

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ishqbaaz 22.02.17 lb

looks like pakdam pakdai was shivaay’s game of choice as a kid, rather than hide and seek. 😗😗😗

how large and heavy must the nafratbaaz’s purses be, if they have to carry everything needed for such impromptu evil plans? i just carry normal ppl shit like gum and lipbalm and a book, and my bag is always too heavy. 😐😐😐

romi be creeping in the shadows like an avenging angel. 😈😈😈

she looks super pretty today. 😍😍😍

lmaoooo shivaay’s side eye at pinky’s mehendi ka rang speech. 😂😂😂

not that he was ever interested in this wedding, but his mental focus has gone for a complete toss after anika sexily picked rose petals off of him. 😏😏😏

tej has a blinding pink kurta to match shivaay’s. such family bonding, much pyaar, wow. 😊😊😊

mrs. kapoor, BE MORE SHADY. HONESTLY.  🙄🙄🙄

shivaay’s spidey senses are tingling. ☠☠☠

good lord, what even is svetlana wearing on her neck? it looks like she just took the toran (a door hanging of sorts in hindu culture) from the door outside and wrapped it around her neck as a fashion statement. 😟😟😟

DO SOMETHING, ROMI!!!! 😦😦😦

lmao mrs. kapoor has zero chill. i love how absolutely no one in this show has a poker face. 😂😂😂

pfffffft, even if no one noticed the groom and wedding planner almost making out a while ago, they’re certainly going to notice how they’re wrapped up in each other’s arms right now. 🙄🙄🙄

lol romi’s mild approving and shippy glance at shivaay/anika. 😆😆😆

khanna’s whole approach to his job is reactive, instead of proactive. 😒😒😒 

which is not how security works. for the love of god, khanna, GET ANOTHER JOB!!!!!!!!!! 😑😑😑

ruh-roh, mrs. kapoor. you in big trouble nowwwwww. 🙃🙃🙃

also, how stupid are you? if your broke ass can cctv your house, why would you forget that they have the same shit in oberoi mansion? 🙄🙄🙄

YO DULHE RAJA. EVERYONE’S WATCHING. INCLUDING YO MAMA. 🙈🙈🙈

toran around the neck notwithstanding, svetlana looks A+. even better than the bride. or the heroine of the show. 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽

pffffft, there’s so many ppl in the house who are out to kill/maim you, them you don’t care about. you’re obsessed with finding the one person who helped. 🙄🙄🙄

also, just call back, and follow the ringtone, you idiot. 😒😒😒

could this boy look less interested in what’s going on? look alive, bro. at least for the purpose of making anika feel jelly. 🙄🙄🙄

... i wonder how the T is going to turn into an A... 🤔🤔🤔

HA! THANKS PRINKU! 😘😘😘

for once in her goddamned life, prinku managed to do something right. 🙄🙄🙄 

okay dadi, just be silently smug like the rest of us. lecturebaazi ki zaroorat nahi hai. 😑😑😑

okaaaaaaaay? you know what’s making the rasm adhoora? THE LACK OF YOUR GODDAMN BROTHERS!!!! BRING THEM BACK FROM THAT GODFORSAKEN SHOW. 😩😩😩

ugh. dancing. no thanks. 🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽

ok at this point, i have just concluded that shivaay gives less than zero fucks about anyone watching him and anika. 😐😐😐

he’s just waiting for some rando to ask, before he starts yelling that anika’s the real wife and everyone can just go home now. 🙃🙃🙃

does this boy have ADD????? romance kar raha hai, toh uspe focus kar na???? dholki-waaliyon ke jooton ko kyun taad raha hai tu???? 😑😑😑

RUN ROMI RUN. 🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽

CAREFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😬😬😬

um. shivaay, you’re rich. you don’t have to go running on the road dodging autorickshaws, like the rest of us plebs. you have ppl to do this kinda shit for you. MAKE KHANNA EARN HIS SALARY. 😐😐😐

what kinda godforsaken day is this, when romiiiiiiii (ROMI! DHONGI DEVI ROMI!!!!!!) makes more sense than anyone else in this show???? 😖😖😖

also, what the fuckkkkkkkk is with the establishing shots of this show? in the start of the episode, it was pitch dark night, when shivaay goes running outside minutes later, it’s fucking noon? what nonsense. 😒😒😒

oh no. he’s in tadi-waala, ‘i need to do my douchey hair gesture to feel in control’ mood. don’t fuck with him, anika. just don’t. 😬😬😬

okay shivaay. no need to be such an asshole. she’s already just looking for an opportunity to cut her losses and leave your ass. 😐😐😐

... and SHE’S not going to give you the answer you wanna hear, till you tell her what SHE wants to hear. 😤😤😤

please girl, don’t let me down! 😩😩😩

oh boy. challenge. let’s see who wins. 😶😶😶

anika! anika! anikaaaaaaaa!!!! I NEED THIS ASSHOLE TO SUCK UP HIS SHITTY EGO AND GIVE MY GIRL THE WIN SHE DESERVES. 😣😣😣

OH LOOK IT’S SUDDENLY NIGHT AGAIN. FUCK YOU, SUN AND THE CONCEPT OF TIME ITSELF. WE OPERATE BY OUR OWN RULES HERE!!!!!! 🌜🌞⏰⏳

oh really? you were quite believing in nazar, like two days back. 🤔🤔🤔 remember? when you gave tia the ring??? 🙃🙃🙃

lmao i honestly relate to tia so much. “uske sar mein dard hai toh MAIN KYA KAROON?” 😂😂😂

goddamnnnnn svetlana di! stop literally strong-arming tia! 😫😫😫

iiiiiiii knew it! i knewwwwww the chip was embedded in one of the kapoors’ GIANTASS pieces of jewelry!!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃

and lmaooooooo, this is what you get for pushing a girl too far, shivaay. get your ass back in line and stop annoying her, or you’re gonna get stabbed in the face (which you honestly deserve, for everything that you’ve done to her, ever.) 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪