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[blue-jisungs]

For that kpop game thingy, can you do bts and svt ^^

OKAY HEHEHE THIS IS GONNA BE INTERESIGN

SVT

fan or not: YEEEEE

how long i’ve been a fan: fts era

first song i heard by them: very nice

first mv i saw: hot

first bias: god i dont even remember... i think it was vernon...?

current bias and why: wonwoo<3 the way i rememered his n mingyus faces the last!! n i just saw a compilation of wonu being the introvert TM n he just stole my heart <333 hes my ult as well LMAO but i also do bias jun, cheol n woozi<33

bias wrecker(s): as metnioned before + verkwan + hao

favourite song: u r not making me choose one bffr................ im literally a hhu girlie so i do love all the hhu songs but other than that call call call, 'bout you, darl+ing, crush<3

favourite mv: gom :(

favourite era: i love them all but i am a bit sentimental abt fts<3

favourite choreography: fallin' flower

who i think is the best-looking: all of them literally

who i think is the cutest: CHAN N KYEOM :D

best singer: DKDKDKDKDKDK!!! n kwan!! dude their voice really does sth to me its so beautigul:(( i do love wonus voice too its so calimg:( n i love when its contrasted w theirs too

best dancer: chan n hoshi

best rapper: hhu as a whole

an unpopular opinion about the group/members (if i have any): fuck pledis

BTS

fan or not: im not that much of an army anymore but i do listen to them still

how long i’ve been a fan: dynamite era lololol

first song i heard by them: dynamite but im sure ive heard all the iconic songs before i stanned

first mv i saw: airplane pt2 (i was so obsesssed w this song)

first bias: jimin

current bias and why: namjoon !! hes just so :(( gentle giant literally, hes so smart n clumsy its just so heartwarming<3

bias wrecker(s): YOONGI!!!! actually nama n yoongs literally switch w being my biases i swear

favourite song: attack on bangtan, idol

favourite mv: black swan

favourite era: hmm idk its kinda hard to choose since i havent been that .. close to them:(i like ly rho!!!

favourite choreography: okay call me a basic bitch but i love dynamite FIGHT ME

who i think is the best-looking: MR WORLDWIDEEEEE HANDSOME

who i think is the cutest: see i wanted to say kookie but hes been comitting CRIMES so hoba :D

best singer: jin n jk

best dancer: JIMIN

best rapper: yoongi n nama!!!

an unpopular opinion about the group/members (if i have any): its actually quite heart warming to see them go solo, fining their own tune outside of working together? like i feel its really good for their growth<3 also i love their friendship sm:((

[naughtynanzhu]

I have... a short spirealm fic that I will probably post on AO3 tonight even though I don't want anyone to read it and I'm too shy/embarrassed to get any attention on it dkdkdkdkdkdk

[colesterstrudel]

Woke up mad as FUCK at this mf bc of what happened in my dream dkdkdkdkdkdk THAT DOESN’T HAPPEN TO ME?????? Why did my brain do that to me dkskdksksksm

[sinyallervesistemler]

çok güzel lokumlar aldım sen olsan beraber yerdik bir de tuzlu kahve missss dkdkdkdkdkdk

[sadecekedyler]

Geçmişin çok karışıkmış fnlsslsdksl

Bu nasıl bir azim dkdkdkdkdkdk niye hala anonimden yazıyosun zaten kim olduğunu biliyorum artık fnfmdmmmf

[bellwitchfaggot]

Mads is a gilf and I hate that I've come to think that.

Sometimes you guys send me things and like I'm glad you're comfortable enough with me to be open and honest like this but I kind of wish you wouldnt

[leatherbookmarking]

good afternoon it is time for Episodes

ah right, jiang baiju was born in the 19x0s. “when a woman is in love, it affects her intelligence” my dear.

QIAN TU BE GENTLE WITH THE GOOSE!!!!

“my master said as long as i have a baby, i can stop going on blind dates” i think i have gone blind from the power of this sentence alone. it seems being a shifu and not a biological parent does not stop one from having age-related grandparent fantasies. bless baijin for immediately joking about kidnapping a kid off a playground tho, i was starting to think they’re not that weird after all

“why don’t you spend your time with xue wanwan? i think she’s pretty cute” OH DO YOU, CHENG WEILAN

oh well that is a way of solving the case i guess

augh a memorial service And a wedding. ah. ahhhh that’s

jin xiaoyu invented the act of comforting :’)

KJGHFJKGFS JBJ HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING BEHIND THE COLUMN ALL ALONG....... what a boy

ah! yes. jin xiaoyu was already fucked up in high school. oh my god WOMAN you gave your friend a HEART ATTACK

but also lol @ organ donation propaganda in this show. wait, maybe propaganda isn’t the best term...? but like. they sure do want you to know organ donating Good

speaking of, apparently in cdramas, actors get a red envelope when their character dies, ranging from a small symbolic sum for an extra to a larger one for a more frequent character. it’s probably the same with actors who play corpses, isn’t it

oh god that wasn’t jin xiaoyu in the wedding dress... that was the wife... fuck I AM SAD and also anxious

aaaaaaaugh this song will never fail to make me Feel Things

what a show. made me tear up and slapped a line about how We’re Proud Of People’s Police over it

WHAT IS LNY SO CUTE FOR!!!

NOOOOO THE SHOT WHERE SHE RUNS INTO HIS ARMS!!! STOP, IT’S TOO CUTE but also my loves this is a Funeral.

also lmao i misspelled ‘arms’ like 3 times, one of which was ‘asmr’. classic shrimp

jxy hugging the police officer’s stern wife TWICE in one ep has me feeling things :’) like i’m pretty sure this show doesn’t pass a bechdel test but man do i want to see the girls Interact or kiss. i know this won’t happen but come ON cwl

lol “let me dress up first” and then she just wore a hat. but i’ve heard you shouldn’t salute to a hatless head so maybe that’s what she meant lol;;

SCREAMS he introduced jxy to his old dead friend as “你嫂子“ (brother/friend’s wife)... I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT

i mean. how can you not want to wife jxy. /i/ want to wife her

“back in my day book discussion clubs were popular. it’s that thing where two or three couples meet up at a park to discuss what they read. i couldn’t go because i had no girlfriend, so all i had instead was a drama club where i had to memorize scripts all the time”

a, WHAT KIND OF A RULE

b, something something actors having jolly sex all the time something something? guess jbj wasn’t the type;; i am holding him in my palm like a little bird

there’s something Magical about a man who lives loves to tease his girlfriend going all out SEE MY GF, BRO?! ISN’T SHE PRETTIER THAN YOURS!! mister You Are Old

“i finally took revenge after 80 years!” (because he was a girlfriendless poor sod at the time)

S A M E who are you dating, jxy

i know they’re used to both dying and death in general but MY LOVES, THIS IS A CEMETERY

(they’re not doing anything Bad just being lovey-dovey but ajgfhskjgs lmao)

oh! so i was right again, it IS his actual birthday! c-cute

GLJFHJKS they worked hard on the cake and she just reheated some frozen buns i am IN LOVE WITH HER

god i keep on pausing and going (/▽＼) whenever something cute happens and now he kissed her palm i am (*ﾉωﾉ)ing to the max, THIS IS ILLEGAL

LMAOOOOOOO jbj was busy complimenting jxy’s “””homemade”““ buns for one second too long but it was Enough for william to go SHAOYE!!! my sweet boy this grandpa is not a dog

oh my god ohhhhhhhhhh my god oh my god oh my god oh my  g o d (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼) (/▽＼)!!!!!!!!!!!

“i wish i had the right to pray at your tomb after you die” GOD!!!!!!!!!

.....................jin xiaoyu.

I MEAN. HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE DISCUSSED IT WITH HER BEFOREHAND INSTEAD OF PROPOSING RANDOMLY IN FRONT OF THE LADS, BUT. LOL OUCH

poor baibai :’‘‘‘) ドンマイドンマイ加油加油！！

kjhfgkjfj QIAN CHENG. QIAN CHENG I LOVE YOU BUT HE WON’T MARRY YOU poor jbj, manhandled mentally and physically on his own fucking birthday :’‘)

i think deng wei was born to play a bitchy didi. like

he’s so happy. i think he should get to do what he wants

“we had a deal. until we figure out what you should do in the future, i won’t marry you.” y..... you did.....? i. i don’t remember....... were you even thinking about marriage back then...... ah, show

LOL he leans in to kiss her on the forehead and the lads are like GOD CAN’T YOU TWO KEEP IT PG-13!!! THERE ARE KIDS HERE (it’s us. we’re the kids)

l m f a o chengcheng you little mean fuck :’‘)

CHILDREN.

“not her!! i don’t want her in the picture! she took my photo!!” i love four idiots

lin nuoyan, a child actress’ boyfriend ♡

“lin nuoyan looks like he needs someone to take care of him. he always looks sad” how does it feel to be Perceived by a little girl

it IS funny when little kids/unrelated people comment that the main character/s “aren’t that pretty” but it kind of doesn’t work when they’re drop dead gorgeous

episode 20 starts off very well i LOVE qian xu and jbj’s antics lmao

HE’S GETTING HIM THE SAME THING EVERY YEAR help

lmfao william “i need a decent, normal date!” vs chengcheng “i need a date. anyone alive will do”

YELLS QC REALLY WENT FOR XWW.... i mean. alive. his expectations were low

sobs, qc says he’s “ran out of options”.... and xww refuses him so cruelly.... That’s Gotta Hurt bro

ach rich people and their Good Family bullshit

GKJFHGKJSFGHJKSF THIS SHOT

SNORT

WHEW DAIFU!!!!

lol jxy is trying out a dress and it’s slipping off despite the anti-slip straps so i was expecting a ‘haha small boobs’ joke but she’s wearing JEANS underneath her dress so obviously jbj was like TAKE EM OFF and she just. ‘it’s the first time a handsome man said such a thing to me :-)’ never change girl

lmfao but there WAS a qian cheng in a dress joke and poor jbj spat out his drink, GOOD, GOOD, FEED ME

“perhaps you should prepare men’s clothes (for his date)” “men’s clothes? haha” jiang baiju you are stupid and i love that in you but are you BLIND as well he wants to jump your bones like you jumped off that building. please think about your dignity when you say those things

lmfao i know sassy little girls are in fashion but i LOVE both fang shiyu and bella just. obliterating all these adult men

kfhgksfjghfs poor nurse all alone :’‘)

WOW JBJ, IS “THE PURPOSE OF THE RIDE” REALLY TO SNEAKILY KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. ‘yeye’ my ass this boy is 12!!!!

“you’re really better than jin xiaoyu’s boyfriend. she has a bad taste in men” GO OFF BELLA!!!

“when i die, my mom will have another baby and forget about me” okay. okay. what the fuck

“i made up my mind. i’m not having any kids ever” “agreed” YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“i like adult activities more than children’s amusement park ones” jiang baiJU!!!

well that’s quite dramatic but like. myeah

wait WHAT, is that real or is he imagining it!?

it is real!!! she’s back aaaaaaa!!! aaaaaand of course we have some rich influential family bullshit right off the bat

:’) jbj having wine and jxy water :’)

:’(

oh noooooo i was wondering if bella isn’t a guinea pig for the drug testing;;; turns out she was ;;;

aaaaaand we end the episode on qc+drf being cute and stupid as always!!

god we only have 4 episodes left!!! two days worth of episodes!!! how am i going to deal :’/

[chronically-fangirls]

WHO IS GOING TO SPEND A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MALCOLM MCDOWELL???????

IT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[literaphobe]

george lore stream: c!george is falling into a pit of haunting dreams that are mixing into his reality. caught in a web of mind-numbing sleep, he keeps missing out on important things and is losing his memories of the real world. he wants his friend c!dream back, but what he gets is dreamxd instead, an all-powerful being who looks and sounds like the friend he dearly misses, but also resents. after trapping himself in a friendship with the fearsome creature in exchange for netherite tools and armor to keep himself safe, he awakes once more to find out what happened wasn’t real, what happened was just a dream—or was it? he comes to with all gained items in his possession. he can barely believe it. are his things real? is the world around him real? is he... real?

me: cool story bro! i hope you get to fuck god 👍🏻

[naughtynanzhu]

I've been covering while the overnight supervisor is on vacation and it's 3:30am and I've just been going to town on my phone keeping busy and that supervisors sidekick is in the cubicle next to me and he's been real quiet for awhile and I thought maybe he was watching a show or something but I swear to god he just started fucking snoring dkdkdkdkdkdk this bitch asleep!!!!!!

[colesterstrudel]

I bought a couple of those lil miniature kits last time I was in a craft store and thought it would be sooooo fun tell me why it took me an hour to make ONE cabinet for my lil coffee shop mini. Boi what the fuck dkdkdkdkdkdk

[hundredhyunee]

@zkdl-in OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[180715] elyxion [dot] in seoul day 3 - touch it

tango with baekhyun!

[sinyallervesistemler]

köpek mi ısırdı hkljhgklş

köpek değil köpekler canım dkdkdkdkdkdk altı yedi köpek saldırdı da bana :(

[sadecekedyler]

Laf mı yapıyorum bdkskssk ne dedim ya dnskkslss

64 tane rb yaptığımı söyledin ya dkdkdkdkdkdk

[lobaznyuk]

not the conspiracy tweets dkdkdkdkdkdk

[makerofmadness]

Very real, bestie

The Chorb