#@writebecauseyoucannotbreathe

[zvtara-was-never-canon]

https://www.tumblr.com/writebecauseyoucannotbreathe/760452979146063872/avatar-kyoshi-oh-look-fire-lord-azulon-is

It shouldn’t annoy me this much, it’s just a joke post I know that, I shouldn’t let random internet strangers who don’t even know I exist bother me this much, but I AM SICK AND TIRED OF AANGS BELIEFS AND CULTURE BEING TRAMPLED ALL OVER LIKE THIS! DOES NO ONE CARE THAT HE WAS RAISED A PACIFIST MONK?! Sorry, got a bit carried away there…

Anyways, it’s just a joke, but I needed to vent and I knew you’d agree

...You good there, buddy? Do you need a hug? I can give you a hug if you want.

[maripolifan]

Thank you, @writebecauseyoucannotbreathe!

[drowthelynes]

@writebecauseyoucannotbreathe's magnificently hilarious post inspired this comic :3

toph learns a valuable lesson about grifting, only one (1) soap was harmed

[chocolate-cringymuffin]

“That’s not a good idea”…

Azula: What’s this?

Aang: Affection throught gifts.

Recently read @writebecauseyoucannotbreathe fic Cold brew heart and it has so much good Azulaang material (especially bc I am a sucker for coffee shop aus)

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thank you for the tag @lovelybeautifulpretty! oh boy do i love me a good uquiz and this one delivered! And it seems we are of like mind when it comes to love (not surprising at all tho 😁)

Upon reflection this result really resonated with me...I'm somewhat guarded with my true feelings/thoughts out of pragmatism, but also try to get more context before i form an honest opinion. I find that people, friends and colleagues, tend to seek me out for advice because they'll know itll be honest and in confidence. And man, do i love me a nice hike deep in nature full of green and that i can only hope i myself can grow in perpetuity.

this is a good one folks but no pressure! tagging @chaosisbeauty23 @warbarbie @magicalanchordestiny @nuri148 @writebecauseyoucannotbreathe @your-lavender-dreams @onigiri-dorkk @ally147writes @helena-thessaloniki @kuruus @levi4mikasa @drinkinmartini

[waterfire1848]

After azutara week, can we do azulaang week?

Hi anon!

So I'm not the biggest Azulaang fan but @ly0nstea has decided to do an Azulaang week in September! They just posted the link for prompts and dates.

Also, if you want some Azulaang content now @writebecauseyoucannotbreathe @azulaang and @struggling-author do a good amount of Azulaaang stuff.

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@writebecauseyoucannotbreathe

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

[phantomchick]

✩ WEEKLY FIC ROUND-UP ✩

Bleach

Exhaustion. by Youngjusticewriter

JJK

ignoring history by Anonymous

Back in 2006 by ioiiites

Percy Jackson

Rescue Mission by DancingInTheSliverGlow

Naruto

to stand the test of time by slinkbee

Leaves of Grass by CrownsofLaurels (laurel1020)

If You Give Me A Sword by TakaGang

Steam by Ornery Otter (Greiver_Dhark)

The Scorpion and the Frog by zarinthel

Planning The Unplanned Plans by merin9ue

Set the Stage by GhostEmpress

Aioka: A Career Genin by UncertainAngel

the system is broken, but it won't break us by howandwhyamistillhere

KHR

Ex-Mafia Boss Spends Second Childhood Moving Chess Pieces, Not Beating the Low-Key Mastermind Allegations by Whymustwedolife

X-men

Out In The Cold by amarriageoftrueminds

Girl Genius

Blood Will Out by bigasswritingmagnet (thekumquat)

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Blue by WriteBecauseYouCannotBreathe

suffering will be your teacher by soopsiedaisies

Star Wars

The Form of her Heart by ADragonsFriend

shameless self-plug

Naruto

As The Crow Flies by girlgamer

Target practice by girlgamer

If this was our last chance (I'd spend it on you) by girlgamer

The Death of Senju Hashirama by girlgamer

KHR

a sky barely filled, like a lie whispered with dying will by girlgamer

[chocolate-cringymuffin]

every even number in the love your fandom game!

Oh bro here we go...

1- 3 things you like about your fandom:

1.1- It has a lot of content!

1.2- You can experiment and play with many characters and concepts, there are no limits!

1.3- it has a lot of nice and talented people!

2- A headcanon you where not sure about first but fandom made you change your mind:

Mmmmm... not sure about this one. I think I used to Headcanon Amon as Asexual but thanks to some nice mutuals now I can see him bisexual.

3- A character that fandom made you appreciate:

Asami and Katara. Before I get in here I was neutral about all the characters (of course my three main blorbos are the exceptions), but with the right fics and art I could connect with them a little bit better.

4- Say something nice about a ship you don't ship;

Not into Korrasami really, but if there's one thing I can't deny is that the ship has good artists, (haven't read fics but I guess there are good writers too).

5- A thing you see often in fics:

We collectively refuse to accept when a character we love is dead in canon. (canon is clay and we can shape it into whatever we want).

6- A thing you see often in fan arts:

When we make Korra strong and pretty. Also Yue art, she is so pretty and I heard that if you are a cool artist you have drawn her at least once! (Please don't mind if you haven't drawn her, I am sure your art is great).

7- Tropes you enjoy to read/write/draw:

To draw- arranged marriage, basically any amorralok au where Tarrlok and Amon live, for Azulaang any modern, cute or funny comfort au, (tea or coffee shop, school au, flowershop), and love drawing dirty mechanic/prince Irosami.

I guess any cute, comfort au actually.

To read- Arranged marriage, castaway Amon, equalists plot continuation, GIMEEE.

Also love coffee shop aus and spirit traveling au's for Azulaang.

Irosami is interesting with equalist or spy Asami au's but love some good cute domestic aus.

Basically anything related with spirit travels, equalists continuation, action and fluff included.

8- Something you would like the fandom to love aittle bit more:

Any ship and character that doesn't get as much appreciation as it deserves around the fandom.

9- A ship that it's not your Otp but you ship:

Yuetara, have neglected it WAY too long but whenever I see it I appreciate it.

10- A blog or mutual that has made your experience in fandom better:

Can't name all the people that have made my experience better, fortunately, there have been too many nice mutuals. Some are no longer active but to name a few I would dare to say @flameo-trashman @crookedmouth-mountainbones @lotus-ashi @orangepanic @moreamorra @amorra-tlok @writebecauseyoucannotbreathe and @mokonahapuuuuuu

Thank you all for your kindness and your presence in this chaotic site!

11- An artwork/fic you are proud about:

12- Say something nice to a mutual!

Orange, Lotus, Crooked, Neffy, Write, Mokonahapuuuu and Moreamorra: Never stop being awesome and having cool art and fics.

And for everyone else reading this: you are great too and your presence enriches this fandom.

13- Favorite fandom event?

Ship week! (loved the avatarsunkenshipweek by the way).

14- A ship that makes you smile:

Mostly Amorra but Korrlok, Irohsami and Azulaang hold an apecial place in my heart. 💜💙🤎❤🧡💛❤️‍🔥

15- A character that makes you smile:

Baby Korra, she is too precious. Baby Noatak and Tarrlok too, must protect.

16- A thing in canon you would like to get noticed by the fandom?

THE PARALELISMS BETWEEN AMON AND KORRA, THEY ARE INSANE.

17- A thing in canon everyone likes, including you:

Seeing Iroh and Aang back in tlok and Jinora getting her tattoos.

18- A tag you follow?

Just Tlok

19- Current fandoms:

Again just Tlok haha.

20- Your first fandom:

Can't recall the first one I got interested in.

21- A fandom you miss:

Undertale.

22- Mutual you have known the longest?

Mokonahapuu, it's been a lot since we knew through this lil place.

23- A fandom you are curious about thabks to a mutual:

The dragon Prince.

24- How has fandom positively impacted in you?

Mutuals helped me to work in my art and storytelling skills. 💛

25- Advice to take care of you in fandom spaces:

Do not get too invested in any fandom, it can be overwhelming to deal with too many opinions so it's better to try to be nice and not worry about what the rest could say.

Get 2-5 psychos, (affectionate), and stick together, it will probably help you a lot.

Also, you don't have to like what everyone else does or agree to everything, not everything is made for you or a single person. Keep in mind you will have to learn to cope with the things you dislike.

Finally, look for other activities to entertain yourself, focusing too much in fandom can be bad in the long term.

[krastbannert]

Azulaang for the ship meme

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! (it's not my favorite ship, but I do like it very much and ever since you dragged me into it, I've had a hard time pairing these two with anyone else) | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Azula says threatens to "fry his ass like a chicken" roughly every five minutes, but the reality is different. At the beginning it was "Azula's stuck with Aang", but it's become "stuck with each other forever".

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It...took them a while. A long while. There was the whole "shot in the back with lightning" thing. Then a breakdown. Followed by a years-long recovery and redemption process. They had a long winding road, but Aang believed in her the entire time, and somewhere along the line, enemies became friends and, eventually, lovers.

How was their first kiss? - Sokka dared Azula to kiss Aang, and, well, Azula is physically incapable of backing down from a challenge. She meant for it to be sort of a small and quick thing and the next thing she knew, Sokka was yelling about oogies, Katara was fake-gagging, and Zuko spit out his drink.

Wedding:

Who proposed? -

Who is the best man/men? - Sokka and Zuko, Aang's best friends, of course.

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - There's no one Azula would rather have than Mai and Ty Lee.

Who did the most planning? - Azula.

Who stressed the most? - Even a redeemed (this word doesn't feel right but I can't think of anything else) Azula is a perfectionist. She's not quite as bad as she used to be, but she still stresses; she wants everything to be right.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 (Azula doesn't consider herself "married" at the big official ceremony; she infinitely prefers the much smaller, more heartfelt one held later that's just friends and family) | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Well, Ozai is probably obvious. Depending on your perspective, Azula may or may not have invited Ursa (I lean towards them having a good relationship, so I think she would have invited her mom).

Sex:

Who is on top? - Bold of you to assume Azula wouldn't love being the one on top.

Who is the one to instigate things? - About 60/40 Aang.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head (look, Air Nomads were freaks in the sheets, we all know it, and Azula, like I said earlier, is physically incapable of backing down from a challenge, and she likes Aang's challenges)

How long do they normally last? - Well, considering Aang is often busy being, you know, the Avatar (I usually think of Azula staying more-or-less out of politics in her later life, mainly doing art and teaching others firebending, so she sets her own schedule), when they are together, they take their damn sweet time. This results in a lot of, uh, all-nighters. As it were.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Aang, being his selfless-self, prefers making Azula fall apart in all her favorite ways to his own pleasure.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. (It's either the former or the latter and there's no in between)

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 (You'll never get Azula to admit it that her favorite thing in the world is snuggling.) | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Honestly, I've always been unsure of whether or not I think Azula would want to have kids. If they did have any of their own, I'd say 1, maybe 2.

How many children will they adopt? - I do get the feeling Azula would like to take in kids who were in her or her brother's situation (golden children, scapegoats, especially kids whose mother)

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Considering Aang is often away doing Avatar things, it's probably Azula, but she makes him handle every diaper change while he's home.

Who is the stricter parent? - Probably Azula, but she's not cruel about it. Just stern. (She agonizes over how strict she is constantly, and Aang has to reassure that yes, she is, in fact, a good mom.)

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Weirdly, it's Aang. He likes doing the stunts, yeah, but he knows how to do the stunts safely, and he knows there's a line where enough is enough.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Azula's up, so she does it.

Who is the more loved parent? - When they're younger, probably Aang since he's much more fun, but as the kids grow older, they start to love their mother more and more.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Azula, and she brings the heavy weapons every. Single. Time. She's gonna fight for her kids tooth and nail.

Who cried the most at graduation? - At graduation? Aang. But after graduation, back at home? Oh, Azula is crying silent tears of pride.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Aang and Azula just take turns. With genes from the two of them, their children end up in trouble constantly.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Probably Aang. He knows how to cook at least some dishes, whereas Azula doesn't quite get it at first. She learns quickly, but cooking isn't always her favorite thing to do.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Azula prefers spicy food (she can't quite handle the normal Fire Nation level of spice, but the "low spice" version of FN food is still "extra spicy" for the rest of the world), and she's allergic to shellfish (one of my headcanons), so she's a bit picky.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Usually they go together.

How often do they bake desserts? - Azula has a not-so-secret mochi addiction, and Aang loves fruit pies, so it's pretty often.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Well, Aang is vegetarian. Azula doesn't normally care, she just wants to make sure she has protein. (And even though she's allergic, she will annihilate stir-fried razor clams once a year).

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Azula is, surprisingly, rather thoughtful, and though she cooks rarely, she's very good when she puts her mind to it.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Probably Aang; he might love cooking, but he also likes going out and "finding adventure", as he calls it.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Azula is a much better firebender, and Aang is infinitely more excitable, so probably Aang.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Probably Azula. She's still a bit of a perfectionist. Aang tidies up, too, but it's more like a "if he sees it" situation; Azula does the deep clean.

Who is really against chores? - Neither, really.

Who cleans up after the pets? - As far as Azula's concerned, they're Aang's pets, so he gets to clean up after them. (Except her fox, Satomi. Azula pampers her.)

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - I get the feeling that would be Aang.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Probably Azula, since she's much less inclined to have guests than Aang is.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Aang.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Azula likes them as sort of a comfy way to get some time to herself. (Also she likes to sing in the shower.)

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They like walking them together, most of the time.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Aang's big on decorating, and takes every opportunity he can. Azula takes a while to warm up to it, and she's never quite as excited about as he is, but eventually it grows on her. She puts up something small and meaningful for every holiday.

What are their goals for the relationship? - For Aang, he'd like a big family, full of love and happiness and all the goodness he remembers from his childhood. Azula just wants a little bit of peace, and a family that's better than what hers became. It's a low bar, but it's what she wants.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - 100% Aang. Absolutely.

Who plays the most pranks? - Everyone blames Aang for pranks but I think it's funnier if Azula does it. She's a mastermind of subterfuge and intrigue. The moment Aang finds out it's been her he feels utterly betrayed. And then he declares war.

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@writebecauseyoucannotbreathe

maybe i like it when a female character is deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths and so on and so forth. more female characters should be deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths

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the real reason why Hitch called out Armin to get him to leave...

[thiscryptidischronicallyyours]

Two months into the relationship and Azula realizes she never learned the Avatar's name.

Anything is Better than Pippinpaddleopscicopolis

It wasn’t her fault. 

Not exactly.

How could it be her fault? She and the Avatar had been dating for over three weeks before anyone had bothered to inform her of that fact. By then the window for proper introductions had most certainly closed. How was she supposed to know that accepting the Avatar invitation to split a custard tart was their first date? He’d shared desserts with Zuzu on other occasions, but that didn’t mean the Avatar was dating the Fire Lord. 

No, there wasn’t a chance that Azula could be held responsible for not knowing the name of her boyfriend after they’d been together for two months. 

Regardless, she would fix it.

Find the rest on my AO3!

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@writebecauseyoucannotbreathe

Your daily dose of cat memes

[stitch1830]

Toph is like "You know what makes a man look 10 times sexier? Stress." and Kanto is like "I find your disregard for authority incredibly attractive but I am a teacher's pet and you give me so much stress."

Okay but yes?????

Toph is definitely the type to rag on Kanto and push his buttons, and if he's a teacher in this AU this makes it even funnier please.

He's like "Oh hello 0-0" when Toph breaks the rules because she's the Chief of Police and then he's like "Oh no 0_o" whenever she pulls him into her shenanigans because he just doesn't like breaking the rules.

Kanto is a puddle of emotions and a big 'ole stress ball when Toph is like "Come, honey. Let's break some rules." LOL

But they balance each other out and Kanto has a very hard time saying no to Toph because she's very attractive when she's breaking rules. And then Toph is like "Hello sir ;)" when he gets all stressed so they definitely feed off each other in that sense lmao.

Imagine if they meet up with Azulaang and Azula and Toph are wreaking havoc and Aang is off to the side and is like "Wow isn't this great? Double date!" and Kanto is trying not to pull out his hair LOL.

Those would be quite the double dates... 0-0

What a great Kantoph thought, I love this so much.

......

Send me asks about ATLA, or anything, really! :D

[boomerangguy]

Katara: So, what petnames do you guys use?

Suki: We don't really use petnames.

Katara: Oh really? What do bees make?

Suki: Nice try, but any food would draw Sokka's attention.

Sokka: Did someone say food?

Katara & Suki: *both laugh*

Sokka: ...why are you guys laughing?

Katara: I was asking Suki about petnames you guys call each other.

Sokka: Petnames?

Suki: *makes frantic "don't say anything" hand motions*

Katara, catching onto Suki: Oooh do you have an embarassing nickname you call Suki? Like sweetie?

Sokka: Not really—

Suki: Phew!

Sokka: —but I do call her mommy sometimes.

Suki: *dies on the inside*

Katara: ...

Katara: Oh. My. SOKKA!!!!

Sokka: What? You asked.

🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for bestowing this gem upon us!

I like to think that Sukka usually keeps their filthiness under the radar, but sometimes Katara accidentally stumbles upon it—like this—and just wants to channel Homer Simpson:

You even jump-started my incorrect quote brain, too!

Katara: Huh? Is this a nametag?

Suki: Don’t touch that! It’s mine!

Katara: Uhhh...it says “Dungeon Master.” Have you two been playing D&D or something?

Suki:

Sokka:

Suki:

Sokka:

Suki: Yes.