#@voiics

[pandaanarchy]

HP Roleplay | Devon Bostick as young!Mundungus "Dung" Fletcher

— I'm not a thief! You foul little... git! I'm a buyer and purveyor of valuable and wondrous objects.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

SOLLUX: 2he2 gone… forever… 

ARADIA: n0t true i will haunt y0u

[cobra-wives]

you could be my silver springs, blue-green colors flashing…

this one goes to @nickmarini - i’ve seen you lurkin (and liking) some of my doodles and stuffs and i just wanna say you’re SUCH an amazing actor! it’s an honor to have you on tumblr and you’ve done a phenomenal job fleshing out this well loved and deliciously villainous character in a multitude of eras. this scene was easily my favorite of all your terry scenes (in a furious arm wrestle with the tattoo parlor and the cage) and i couldn’t pick a terry to draw so i picked all of them - keep up the amazing work and rock the ponytail!!

[jasondeansgothwife]

put your ‘on repeat’ playlist on shuffle & let your friends pick their favorite of the first five songs!

tagged by @voiice-of-the-soul!! thanks so much <3

and i'll tag with no pressure: @alm0sthere @velvetvexations @skautism @nerdtronica @teenytinydancer34 @amberpriceenthusiast @ltr-png @nursegrnade

[solarduality]

want two feel at home for a delu2iional 2econd agaiin want two feel not alone for a moment want two feel hope want two feel liike the unfore2een epiilogue ii2nt 2iimply 2uffocatiing me wiith griief. there2 no 2priing no hope nothiing but iignored wriitiing2 on wall2. ii want two diie becau2e ii wa2 2uppo2ed two 2o long ago and thii2 ii2 not riight. two 2tiill be here. iit2 not natural. iim beiing punii2hed.

[minecraftcherrywoodrobot]

hh. gguuys i thinkk i want to go onn T

[gho2ty]

every day ii thiink about how ii have amongu2 downloaded but iive never played. ii have mafiia fla2hback2.

[goblinsbriide]

Why is piya aaye na the greatest song ever

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

holy shit he acttually did it

[double-ended]

really, who are you people?

darane i knew. stranger sure but hacker2 are hacker2. plau2iible two dig up whatever on me.

who are you people?

how the fuck did you fucking know

[autisticbiologistmess]

HE KNOWS SHE HATES HORSERADISH

ILOVETHEMILOVETHEM

ALSO I LOVE ALL LUCY'S POSH COMMENTS LIKE YES

[paiinball]

LOST MY PHONE AGAIIN. BLOGGIING WIITH MY MIIND. AMA

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

SOLLUX: the funniie2t part of therapy two me ii2 when you fiir2t come iin and youre exchangiing niicetiie2 and they 2ay "Hello, how are you?" and you 2ay "iim fiine how are you" and then thiirty 2econd2 later they put on theiir therapii2t voiice and 2ay "So, how are you doing?" and you go well ro2e. beliieve iit or not iim doiing Bad

[dirksawesomesprites]

combine dave n sollux. please. the ultimate gamer

your handle is turntechArmageddons. you enjoy ironic beatboxing coding new software into you computer to upgrade you DJ skills. you speak iin a my2tiic cool kid iillu2iive way, the only remotely iintere2tiing part of your voiice ii2 the occa2iional acciidental lii2p. you are the ultimate gamer. with an appreciation of the genius rapper MC lars, and game theory. your friends dont particularly enjoy your excessive rambles about FNaF lore.

[zafrinaxyz]

𓄼ralak x f ༅ metkayina!reader

18+ 𓄼 iv - blowjob 𓄹 m.list

ralak is an OC by @ zestys-stuff . mates . bj [m receiving]

you can't seem to stop staring. your mind has fully taken over. you were standing right outside of the marui's entryway, & he had just gotten out of the water. he has not noticed you yet, thank eywa. large fish on his back, supported by one arm dangling over his shoulder. you wanted to eat him alive

you slipped inside and made your way over to your shared bed, with a few moments later he slipped inside behind you, drenched from the ocean, sending you a quick smile. he was solely focused on preparing dinner, while your thoughts had other plans

you just knew it was hanging low, half hard, crying out to be touched. he was always wanting you... it only took a few seconds of caressing, kissing and light touches and he was ready. how you would continuously tease him while clear precum made its way out in beads out of his needy head. his groans would rumble throughout his chest, silently dying for more. it's when you would finally connect your lips, worshipping the tip and collecting all of the clear substance, but to no avail as more would continue to flow. up at the top on his back, your mate's mouth is wide open, reveling in the feeling of your heavenly mouth. he would reach down and grab a handful of your hair, and guide you to take his full length, unable to resist anymore. the desperation made you giggle around him, but you oblige your absolutely gorgeous provider

first you would start slow, lubing him up and feeling him start to fully harden. he releases your hair and throws his hands behind his head, not wanting to obstruct his perfect view. what on pandora did he do to deserve you

believing he is well prepped and ready, you introduce one hand to simultaneously stroke him while the other massages his heavy pair. he lets out a moan as he is beginning to get closer. his abdomen constricting time and time again. you change both hands to stroking, releasing him from your mouth to shoot a quick smile at the man falling apart below you. he is halfway gone, breathing out a quick laugh and throwing his head back against the bedding. you begin to leave open mouth kisses along the ridges and lines of him, wanting to make sure he knew how much he is loved & appreciated. and for the hell of it, giving him a very small & light bite for good measure, earning an almost-like growl

you resumed your stroking, returning your mouth to him and increasing your speed. his breathing increased and his chest fell and rose dramatically. all it took was one deep intake of your throat, and he held you in place instantly by your hair and released down your throat, painting your pink walls in white. you slowly let him go, making sure none of his released escaped.. using your hair as a guide, he brought you into a messy and frantic kiss, both of you feeling as though the room was on fire ...

"tahni"

he was kneeling right in front of you on the ground with his cloth still on. you jumped out of your dirty thoughts, looking at him with wide eyes and a blank expression. he was holding a leaf with dinner right in front of you. he eyed you suspiciously, wondering what was going thru your mind

you quickly took your food and nodded, hoping he didn't notice how flustered you were. ''would you like some of your favorite drink from the top shelf?'' his deep voiice enveloped you, while gently rubbing your calf. you cleared your throat, feeling as though you may have lost your voice

''yes please... thank you''

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[interrogatormentors]

does it feel funny when lil asteroids bonk the ship? I'd get spooked, tho i imagine you've got shields or some shit for tht sorta thing. ...i guess that begs the question, what sorta shit on the ship does give ya a spook?

agaiin iidk iif thii2 a 2hiip or not KK keep2 playiing ornamental fii2h iin a grandoii2e courtyard pond wiith me and won't 2ay but when ii wa2 a 2hiip you're riight on the 2hiield a22e22ment. hone2tly ii'll be real wiith you 2ometiime2 you can pa22 through a whole a2teroiid belt and not even notiice you’re iin one bc the graviitatiional pull keepiing them all orderly and 2hiit ii2 a2 weak a2 a rubber band.

iif 2hiit got diire though and we got caught iin liike the aftermath of a moon 2hatteriing event or ju2t bad meteor 2warm2 we were 2uppo2ed two lower 2peed and raii2e the 2hiield2 two max. ii liiked two raii2e bla2t 2hiield2 two half 2o they could roll over the top of the 2hiip and off. keep the 2hiield2 on full and the whole a2teroiid wiill be repul2ed and cau2e wiide2pread damage not two mentiion iit can raii2e the tiime iit take2 two get two your de2tiinatiion exponentiionally. iin order for the half-2hiield2 method two work you have two be goiing max 2peed and iit 2cared the fuck out of my crew. had two hack an override 2o the captaiin couldn't 2low me eiither. iit'2 why my 2hiip got renamed the 2tar2kiimmer.

a2 for what actually 2pook2 me the mo2t? nothiing. my wor2t fear wa2 goiing iinto the helm.

ii can tell me what 2cared me there. they don't want p2iion2 two be able two u2e theiir power2 iin the helm bc that take2 away preciiou2 battery liife 2o all the voiice2 went 2iilent. you don't eat you don't 2leep iit'2 nothiing but you and the 2ound of water. 2o ii 2tarted hackiing the iimperiial network for fun. ii diid iit a lot a2 a wiiggler and iit'2 ju2t a bunch of garbage code and 2hiitty poetry hone2tly. after ii 2tarted doiing that ii 2tarted heariing the doomed agaiin ii think. all they 2aiid wa2 a chant of biinary one2 and zeroe2. ba2iic biinary 2hiit you know?? ii ran that thiing through my own 2y2tem and iit turned up an a2cii iimage of liike a bu2ted up vii2ual repre2entatiion of an audiio wave form.

2o ii'm pii22ed the fuck off but ii'm the be2t fuckiing hacker on or off alterniia 2o ii'm goiing two force my 2y2tem two recogniize the a2cii iimage a2 2omethiing ii can 2tiill lii2ten two 2o ii can try and drown out the fuckiing nothiing biinary. helm2men'2 pan2 are advanced fuckiing computer2 and ii've never met a 2y2tem ii couldn't hack. turn2 out ii'm really good at hackiing my2elf and 2uddenly bla2tiing iin my fuckiing aural caviitiie2 ii2 the 2ound of a trollian fuckiing 2cream. and iit 2ound2 liike a wiiggler mourniing a dead lu2u2. an ab2olutely fuckiing mii2erable and griieviing and horriifiied corp2e party waiil. the kiind of 2cream you hear when a troll watchiing theiir moiiraiil gettiing devoured aliive nubfiir2t by rabiid cholerbear2. and iit'2 2creamiing iin my own voiice but liike way older.

pretty fuckiing 2tupiid riight? ii'm pretty above that 2hiit 2cariing me now.