#@npdzane

[jordanhaszane]

Imagine being Pixal in DR S3 and you finally find your boyfriend after 5+ years, but he's shirtless and 7 minutes later he is a giant mech and he's trying to ask you out on a date

but the world is also ending but he just really really misses you and he can't go 5 minutes without you and is constantly casting a massive shadow over you like a lost giant puppy and for the love of God you are trying to tell him you are happy to see him, but that we need to focus on saving the world but his love for you impedes his judgement and all he cares about is protecting you and telling you how much he loves you

you finally go on that date with him and everyone is eyeing you cause you are walking around with a 30 foot transformer boyfriend through the crossroads who wont shut the hell up about how much as happened since the last time you saw him and how much he misses you

then the frog man that is now his friend is telling you that your boyfriend has been talking to a broom with your picture on it since your disappearance and claims it helps him solve problems as well as sleeping with it

how would all this make you feel

[ask-the-becile-boys]

the Trash the Trash the Trash by Jeff Rosenstock fits Riker methinks so does Amen which is on the same album.....that stupid weirdo cant get out of my head

Amen is a little too graphic for this blog's PG-13 rating, but here's some relevant lyrics from The Trash The Trash The Trash:

Worried about the moldy dishes And spiders in the drain So I won't eat no dinner today And I won't do no dishes today And I won't write no letters today Freaked out by the roaches And I don't like to spray them Cause I don't wanna kill them I just stay out of the kitchen It's not bad It's not like somebody died In five years, it'll be out of your mind But I can't seem to feel alive today

[nyaskitten]

DID YOU SEE THE SHIRTLESS ZANE FIG 🤤🤤🤤

yes . i dont have much to say tho which is weird island zane was my Awakening lmae .

[1nindroid]

@npdzane I think you might like this one

[idkwhyimhere5462]

Sighhhhhh… sometimes I feel like I’m one of only 3 Vex fans in the world… oh wait, I am, the only other two are @npdzane and @a-big-chicken-nerd

[zanezanezane123]

Hi

Hi

Hi

@zanezanezanefan123 @twixito @pixanefan @ninjawafflewizard

@npdzane @jollybirdtheorist-new-art-blog @jordanhaszane

I dont know why I tagged people hi

[npdzane]

The urge to change my user to npdzane is so real. I need my tumblr to not be thee same as my twt anyway . ..

[diino8081]

oh this looks fun

i did this one on one of my big playlists but it still works

tagging: @jollybirdtheorist-new-art-blog @im-sorry--what @food-u @acksolotel618 @pixanefan @itsjustpolyester312 @npdzane and anyone else who wants to join

linking the songs under the cut just cause i feel like it

you said - fontaines dc

handshake - two door cinema club

sucker punch - the big moon

we did it!!! - grandson (cw flashing images but banger song)

just like heaven - the cure

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

[ask-the-becile-boys]

Do jamie and chinadoll have actual color pallets? I REALLY REALLY wanna draw jamie but idk what any of his colors are

(IDs in alt text)

I would've waited until morning, but I'm avoiding sleep paralysis hahaha

China's faceplate was inspired by a stylized illustration of a noh mask, though that's not what it is in-universe (as noh masks are generally wood, not porcelain, afaik). Her silver plating is probably shinier than it looks here with the flat colors, not chrome but maybe closer to The Spine.

Jaime's ear stud is plain silver, it's just too small for me to color in in most pictures. He always wears the silver chain.

You can give them different clothes, but they generally both stick to the same styles-- fancy and elegant for China, casual or workwear for Jaime.

[idkwhyimhere5462]

@npdzane This is totally what happened, right?

[ask-the-becile-boys]

Curious if you've ever heard of Straightjacket by the Addicts. Hmmmmm reminds me of a guy

The Jack? No. The Punk,

[idkwhyimhere5462]

@npdzane I FINALLY GOT THE FIRST CHAPTER DONE. Really excited for this.

Summary: Zane stumbles across someone he’s all too familiar with.

If anyone wants notifications when I post a chapter, just DM or something. Just tell me somehow.

[idkwhyimhere5462]

Sighhhhhh, it’s @npdzane’s turn with the wife. Here.

[idkwhyimhere5462]

Really lazy sketch I did cause @npdzane got me thinking about post merge Vex a lot more than usual.

[idkwhyimhere5462]

Thanks to the cat 5 hurricane currently hurdling towards my home, I’ve actually have time to do stuff.

Post-Merge Vex

This is all thanks to @npdzane

[idkwhyimhere5462]

My side of an art trade with @npdzane to commentate my acceptance of us sharing his hand in marriage.