#@Remote jobs

[job-post-1]

we are hiring

male and female both can apply

this is remote job for USA

Apply this link https://addresx.com/jobs/assistant-professor-ces-university-of-the-cumberlands-remote-or-usa/

[pandadrake]

Big backlog at the Go Home Machine.

Was drawing a different idea and it spun off into this doodle of the effect of all-nighters on teenagers vs. people in their late twenties.

[oceantornadoo]

i need simon riley with a 9-5 f!reader. she’s dreams of owning a coffee shop or writing a book but something has to pay the bills and the corporate lifestyle is reliable.

what’s even more reliable is a hulking military man in front of your office building at your every lunch break, already having claimed a table at the outdoor seats. or this masked figure of destruction buying you a standing desk when you work from home, peeking in during calls to make sure you’re using it (since you always complain about your back aching). he knows you dream of that life in a bookstore, you know he can give it to you, but you both know you’re too set in your independence to let him. and for now, he’ll just make do, bookmarking ads of at-home walking pads and better laptop speakers.

can you tell i fantasize about this during my corporate job.

[jadecantcreate]

i need to physically restrain myself from eating any more jalapeño chips bc i want them to last more than an hour but also theyre so damn good slkdfslsk i understand how hootsie feels like when gricko tells her no more rat snacks

[serial-unaliver]

going back home after hanging out with someone living independently makes me die inside. i'm trying to stay #positive but i'm actually losing my mind. I think I have to have a serious talk with my mom about this because i'm fr going to kill someone. she will say it's stupid I consider moving out because it's too expensive but I will literally live in someone's closet if necessary. if someone ever kidnaps me i'll live in the basement. I won't even leave. in this economy you have to split rent with your kidnapper

[0m3g45n1p3r4lph4]

Modern day job hunt really helps me understand why people would rob banks

[highvern]

Coworker!Wonwoo who always makes a smartass comment under his breath during a team meeting, just loud enough for you to hear and has you biting your tongue to keep from laughing

Coworker!Wonwoo who gives you his number so you can shit talk your manager without using your work emails just in case

Coworker!Wonwoo who watches the tiktoks about coworkers you send him saying “us” 

coworker!Wonwoo who turns into work crush Wonwoo when he stops at your desk with a coffee from the cafe down the street because it's your birthday 

Wonwoo who just laughs awkwardly when your coworkers assume your dating because he always waits for you to back up your stuff so you can walk to the parking lot together

Wonwoo who drives you both back to your hotel after dinner with a client on a business trip your team sent you on, laughing at your rambles about this and that

Wonwoo who stops at your hotel room door and waits for you to get inside, wishing you a goodnight and saying he’ll see you in the morning

And on the flight back home you fall asleep on his shoulder and he thinks about how cute you look snoring with your mouth set in a pout. He tries not to move too much, not wanting to jostle while watching a movie he downloaded on his phone. And when they announce that you're about to land he gently shakes you awake, already missing the warmth of your cheek on his arm but enjoying the way you blink sleepily, eyebrows furrowed in confusion as to why you're suddenly back in reality and not lost in dreams of a sharp jaw, broad shoulders, and glasses.

Wonwoo who eventually asks if you wanna come over and watch the movie you’ve both been talking about at work and when you say yes he runs home and forces his roommate to help clean the place top to bottom before you arrive. And when you come over in comfy clothes with snacks and plant yourself on the couch he feels an odd sense of deja vu, like of course you look like you belong in his apartment curled up on his couch. When there's a particular scary scene you hide behind your hands and he just laughs at you which makes you slap his arm and you didn’t realize you two had moved so close to each other and when the movie ends and you just sit there, Wonwoo turns to you with messy hair and that look in his eye so you take your chance

Coworker Wonwoo who just smiles when his coworkers call you his girlfriend because he really likes the idea of that

[swordsonnet]

self-proclaimed radical leftists: in the communist utopia that exists only in my head, everyone will work, by which i mean a full-time job in the post-industrial revolution sense. this is because work is obviously the only way one can contribute to society, and everyone who doesn't work is a parasite that will be eradicated in my Communist Utopia™. i don't even care about the products or purpose of people's labour because, as everyone knows, employment equals morality and so having a job is inherently virtuous and not having a job makes you a lazy leech who doesn't deserve to live. trust me, this is a very communist idea. i'm practically an expert because i read 1.5 tweets about marx.

what? omg why are you making this about disability, i was obviously talking about normal people 🙄 if you're disabled, you have an excuse to be a useless waste of resources who can't contribute anything 😊 in my ✨ Communist Utopia ✨, you don't have to work if you're not able to. don't worry, we'll have rigorous and dehumanising tests to determine if you're disabled enough or if you're just a lazy faker! this process is infallible and has no drawbacks whatsoever for disabled people. have you considered that maybe you're the real ableist for criticising me? 🤔 anyway, have i mentioned how much i love employment and also the taste of boot leather

[magz]

A ton of job postings might actually be fake

Article date: June 24, 2024

Article Blurb:

A new survey from Resume Builder revealed that 39% of hiring managers said their company posted a fake job listing in the past year.

The disheartening results show that among those who posted fake jobs, “approximately 26% posted one to three fake job listings, 19% posted five, 19% posted 10, 11% posted 50, 10% posted 25, and 13% posted 75 or more.”

The fake jobs ranged from entry-level roles to executive positions, said Resume Builder, which surveyed 649 hiring managers.

Companies said they are posting fake jobs for a laundry list of reasons, including to deceive their own employees.

More than 60% of those surveyed said they posted fake jobs “to make employees believe their workload would be alleviated by new workers.”

Sixty-two percent of companies said another reason for the shady practice is to “have employees feel replaceable.”

Two-thirds of companies cited a desire to “appear the company is open to external talent” and 59% said it was an effort to “collect resumes and keep them on file for a later date.”

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Magz Note: Keep in mind this is of those (presumably majority U.S.) companies that *admitted* to posting fake jobs in anonymous survey, so could be higher. Many job seekers have realized the "ghost jobs" phenomenon of fake job listings (plus, job scams) and its increase in recent years.

[anonymouspuzzler]

&hi my ass is starting a NEW JOB today !! if u would like to congratulate me by sending a lot of oc questions to be ambushed with when im home in 8 hours that would be really funny (preferably stuff i can answer via text instead of drawing just cause of Time and Energy but it's WHATEVER MANNNNNN)

[squaredawayblog]

The surge in flexible telework jobs has increased employment in this community.

[job-post-1]

We are hiring in remote jobs

Male and females both can apply

best opportunity for this job

apply this link https://addresx.com/jobs/remote-dynamics-365-engineer-no-h1b-cpt-w2-only-united-states/

[bitchesgetriches]

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[moonsun2010]

Stumbled upon your blog by chance and it is SUCH A DELIGHT!!!! I’m new to Dracula daily and love the illustrations :3

hehe thank you so much!! I meant to answer this WAY earlier with a drawing but was going on a trip and couldnt find time to draw properly 😭 finally back so heres the quick doodle I meant to post...

[phantomrose96]

I’m working on a Christmas gift for my mom. It’s a page-a-day calendar website of her dog.

[theinfinitedivides]

'now you. you're different. you fight like something's trying to get out of you.' read for filth?????????? possibly read for filth by the mark?????????? Eliot?????????