#?? Just found this in the drafts....

[posallys]

percy when someone asks who's the head councilor of the poseidon cabin

[nataliescatorccio]

#colin 'i am your chaperone' bridgerton

[jaeger-tech]

Pacific Rim Dashboard Simulator

🙇‍♀️ alphamycherno Follow

i don't know about this "let's build a wall" thing like. where's the sexiness? the vibes? what's the point of war if we don't even have hot people in big fuckass robots anymore

🎴 coyote-t Follow

there are so many legitimate, important reasons to protest the wall of life, but whatever it takes i guess. sure. it's not fuckable enough

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🐉 exxxtraterrestrial Follow

happy kaiju blue monday!!

#happy kaiju blue monday

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🦅 ppdc-confessions

Anonymous asked:

I'm a janitor at the HK shatterdome and certain two german scientists should either fuck or finally kill each other at this point, I don't care. They're always in the lab no matter the time of day so I can't avoid them and so they try to get me (the janitor) to choose sides in their domestics!! I refuse to step in that lab again and involve myself in whatever the fuck they've got going on. They'll just have to clean that shit themselves

#this is the third confession about these scientists this week are you guys okay

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🍱 scissure

are we forgetting that PPDC is literally military like you people are not immune to propaganda

☠ buena-guy Follow

You are right. The kaiju are here to bring us to justice, there's no sense in fighting them. If you also feel like this, you can find out more on my blog ❤

🍱 scissure

SILENCE, CULTIST

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💃 shatterdo-me Follow

what if we kissed in the drift 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

#ok but for real what do you mean i have to go get into the MILITARY to become a JAEGER PILOT if i want to find my SOULMATE this is so fucked up #release the tech #for the gays

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[ale-arro]

we will never achieve gender liberation without deconstructing amatonormativity. btw

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

"first student always turns evil" actually statistical error. Most people's first students turn out completely fine. Spinjitzu Georg and his family are statistical outliers and should not have been counted

[frownyalfred]

a random socialite: “Your rude, spoiled children shouldn’t be allowed at these events. They ruin every party they go to.”

Bruce, a rude, spoiled nepo baby currently in a secret competition with his children to see who can ruin this gala first: “…uh huh.”

[onyourowndaisymae]

in the deepest corners of mammon's mind, he craves you. relentlessly, thoughtlessly, primally, you.

his lips drag against the bare flesh of your shoulder, and in an act of desperation his tongue lulls out to taste the sweat on your skin. sharp incisors prick against it as he laps like a man starved, licking and sucking and nipping until he feels he could identify your taste blind. he moves back up and smothers your lips with his own.

pleasure simmers low in his core, his nails digging into your nightclothes as he smothers you with his body. you whine something akin to his name, maybe a breathless cry, underneath him. you're so soft. so human. god above does he need you.

by nature of being a demon, his base instincts crave destruction. to pull and tear and maim. but mammon was once an angel. he understands the taste of heaven. that familiar blessing laces your bottom lip as he tugs it between his teeth.

his hands tug possessively at the bottoms you wear. in all his strength, he can't manage to get them off, and frustration makes him sweat. he ruts uselessly against you, the curve of your hip, as his tongue licks possessively in your mouth. he's caught your scent. in fact, he caught it long ago, before any of this came to be, but he's too hot and hazy to think about what's happening, about why the pleasure building in him feels so far away, why he can't get these stupid bottoms off or taste you or understand what you're saying or feel you--

the heat of reality is suffocating as colors sizzle across mammon's vision. his breath is unsteady. his hands grasp at the blanket across him, now half-discarded in the throws of his lucid dreaming. it takes him a long few moments to realize what had happened. you're not in his bed, rather, he's just so desperate to have you there that your presence plagues his dreams. and it's only until he dares to sit up that he discovers his body is more demonic than when he went to sleep.

damnit. how embarrassing. mammon flops back into his bed, willing his body to calm down enough to tuck twisted horns and massive wings back into their hiding spots.

[tessasilverswan]

I think Nicky would enjoy gasping "oh mein Gott" in dramatically exaggerated outrage. One day just for fun Neil anticipates it and beats him to it with an even more dramatic "oh mon Dieu" and it starts a (lighthearted) challenge to see who can say it more ridiculously in any language.

They agree it's Aaron when one day Neil is nagging him and Aaron snaps the most exasperated "oh my God" ever known to mankind.

[bookaddictedrose]

"Xaden?"

"Yes, Violence?"

"Ravi?"

"Yes, Sarge?"

"Alex?"

"Yes, Sunshine?"

"Rhys?"

"Yes, Princess?"

"Josh?"

"Yes, Red?"

"Christian?"

"Yes, Butterfly?"

"Zade?"

"Yes, Little Mouse?"

"Aaron?"

"Yes, love?"

"Annabeth?"

"Yes, Seaweed Brain?"

"Percy?"

"Yes, Wise Girl?"

"Julian?"

"Yes, Crimson?"

"Jacks?"

"Yes, Little Fox?"

"Kai?"

"Yes, darling Gray?"

"Cardan?"

"Yes, my sweet nemesis?"

"Jameson?"

"Yes, Heiress?"

And, of course...

"Lyra?"

"Yes, asshole?"

[sanctus-ingenium]

i run towards my own death / i run to live another day

[dokukoi]

[nyaa]

When I was like 11 or 12 I tried to make an Oblivion mod of a friendly goblin village but I couldn’t figure out how to give creatures a dialogue menu so I just shrunk wood elf shopkeepers to 0.1 scale and hid them under the floors where the goblins were standing

[billymarvel]

Imagining Billy, a boy who has been stuck in time due to a weird time leak that was never quite patched up right in Fawcett, exploring the rest of the world as a hero and just getting so many odd looks at what he says. He says such dated things that make someone go 'What? No, that was outlawed in XXXX....' or 'That law was introduced before I was born?' and he is just scratching the back of his head like Huh..... The outside world is wild... No wonder no one leaves our lil shithole

[mausolealdrift]

yeah sorry we played black metal around your boyfriend and hes a slut now. yeah he’s wearing crop tops and leather and makeup now. sorry yeah hes stuck like that now. Sorry

[flickering-nightfall]

lands on the moon

[paperglader]

when you think about it, what was gayer? anne lister wearing black for decades on end because her lover got married to someone that wasn’t her, or alicent hightower wearing green to signal “war” for 15+ years after her situationship decided to hook up with someone else and lie about it?