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Simon has always been confused on why you gift him toys. Sure, most of the gifts you gave him were some of the things he liked. Bourbon, masks, gloves, make up for him to smudge his eyes with, some daggers and knives. Things that we're useful for him, just him. But later, you gifted him a toy airplane. He makes a comment about it, saying he is not a child anymore and you were better off giving it to Johnny instead.
"No, this is specifically for you, take it."
When he gets to him room, he walks toward his trash can, opening it with the tip of his boot. He gives one more look at the toy, his mood souring before throwing it into the trash. He goes on about his day, training, signing paper work, drills. Doing anything to ignore the pain stinging memories that the toy brought back. Emotions that were buried thousands of feet deep it could reach hell itself. Later, he lies awake in bed, staring at the ceiling, avoiding looking at the cylinder shape that's calling for him in his peripheral.
Fuck.
He pulls the covers off vigorously and stomps over to the trash can. He is standing over it like he's trying to intimidate it, as if it was an enemy he's trying to get rid of in battle. To anyone else, the scene would look comical.
He sighs to himself and reaches down to take out the toy he so cruelly threw away. He sets it on his desk and quickly walks toward his bed, facing away from his desk.
The next day, he wakes up feeling different. He swears he sees his room more vibrant, more lively. That energy follows him through out the day, having his other teammates notice his rather bright mood.
You catch him in the hallway. Pulling him aside to ask him about the paper work you left at his desk this morning. Of course, he notices the way you smile brightly, more so than usual. But he notices that you're not looking at him. More like looking at something next to him.
"What's got you so cheery?"
You turn to look up at him, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"I just..." You take a quick glance at the spot next to him, before bringing your eyes back upon his.
"I just hope you liked your gift." The same bright smile appearing on your face.
He stares at you, examining your words. Your expression.
You think you see his eyes crinkle a bit.
"Yea,"
"I liked it."
#call of duty#cod#simon ghost riley#simon riley#ghost#simon riley x reader#medium!reader#Joseph really liked his toy airplane#Honestly this was her way of giving his nephew toys without her bring up that she sees dead people#she can't be like “Ghost let me gift Joseph something”#he would be like “How the fawk you know who that is??”#sorry for errors its so late#but yea ill have more soon#I just cant figure out how to traumatize Gaz and Soap#Only Ghost and Price#love to see the old men suffer#ghost simon riley#ghost x reader
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yes i know heartstopper is "cringe" and yes I know you think it's not that deep but you've endured years of cringe oversexualized shows about high schoolers where the gays are delegated to sub plots I'm sure a few hours of queer people being safe and happy and loved won't kill you so please shut the fuck up
#im so fucking TIRED of people acting like heartstopper is a new brand of cringe#they're literal 15/16 year olds what the fuck do you wqnt from them#imagine letting the vampire diaries and teen wolf run for as long as they did and then complaining about this#just say you hate queer joy and leave#heartstopper#heartstopper season 2#nick and charlie#tao xu#elle argent#tara jones#darcy olsson#tara and darcy#tao and elle#isaac henderson#alice oseman#kit connor#joe locke#for those aaking yea i did come across a bunch of people calling it cringe and i took it personally
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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.
Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.
Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.
Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.
#pjo#percy jackson#nico di angelo#Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus#but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it#and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book#Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE#though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for
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I gave em cats
yep that’s the entire thought process
Close up shot so you can see how hard girlie is crushing rn
Also this is me coming out as an Abstragety enjoyer- I think they’re cute, as a ship or just friends even
#Hedcannoning Zooble has patience with animals but none for humans (Jax)#They seem like the type- they’d just call en lil shits lovingly#No background cus lazy#About the cats let’s just say it was an adventure or sm idk#Did I procrastinate by scrolling through cat pics and getting distracted#Yea#do i regret it?#naw#hmmm but one of the kitties are special#Ya know ya know#Should I draw the other members with kitties too?#Mayybeee#I kinda like I might-#If I dont procrastinate like I always dooooooo😭#Anyways#my art#tadc#the amazing digital circus#Gangle#Zooble#abstragedy#gangle x zooble#zooble x gangle#Cats#!!
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I'm crying
Also THDPH canceled Chonny is officially not going to hell
#Jesus was there when the mind electric was written#guys what do you think Jesus' favorite album is#i think the before or gw. 20XX for some reason too#“Jesus you've heard his cover of hallelujah right? that's like. specifically about your existence”#“yea and it was a banger. dude Two Wuv is one of my favorite songs of his”#the idea of Jesus calling someone dude is insanely funny to me#chonny jash#moss post#god said let there be light & jesus said let there be night#light & night reference
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POV you're an avatar of light, a noble servant of the Good, the True, the Just, you have glowy white hair and a flaming sword and white robes and you’re Perfect, your judgement infallible, your heart pure, and you have been waiting. Your lady tells you that one day her counterpart, the Lord of Evil, the inventor of Lies, will return and chose an avatar, consuming the poor soul, puppeting their body in some crude form of human mimicry, an abomination against the world itself. If you do not destroy him, your lady says, he will grow in power until nothing can stop him. So you wait, and then one day you See It. Such a display of power - it could only be Him. So you arrive on the ship of the Enemy, arrayed in your Lady’s light, you lock eyes with the body your foe has chosen……
and proceed to get punched in the face by a metal lady in a wifebeater. Then punched again by a dude with no soul??? Then you try your best to take everyone out of commission with the power of your Lady, because you don’t wish to hurt these people, their loyalty is admirable, except then the small furry with an attitude problem breaks your hold on him with…. Spite? Gumption? The ol’ bootstrapping Hoo-rah? Then you’re hit in the face with the face of a guy with metal bones. Then guy in the poncho you forgot about explodes. The girl in the corner looks like she’s about to do something ill-advised and you get the strange sensation of something Very Large and Very Angry looking at you. You are singed, bruised, wet, tired, slightly less glowy? Pinned against a wall, and deeply undignified. Your name is also Michael, which really only adds insult to injury.
Literally what are you supposed to do in this situation but go supernova like I’m sorry gang it’s so jover our beloathed Mikey boy is Not leaving the next few pages without a kame-hame-haa or whatever the hell that dragon ball show is all about. We are cooked. He is cooked. The gang are cooked.
#molten rambles#aurora comic#comic aurora#His name isn’t even really Michael but you tell me that isn’t worse#You tell me it isn’t an even more insulting thing that an entire fandom of people got one (1) scene with you#And went “oh yea no we know this guy’s Deal and his Deal is being a narc. Let’s call him Mike.”
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The clear answer to not getting a canonical Bishop & Stockman dynamic in Rise is to make Bishop a little undercooked young runaway clone. I’m correct 😌
Bonus, my design for teen Baxter :)
#🌹 charlie’s art#tmnt rise#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise stockboy#rise bishop#Baxter Stockboy#Agent Bishop#Little Bishop AU#? yea let’s call it that
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finished persona 5 and the only thing i can take from this is how fucking robbed akechi fans were like fym you crafted the most tragic and gut wrenching character only for him to be missing for like 90% of the story and only show up in minor flashbacks or cutscenes and momentarily join ur team only to stab you in the back and proceed to be the most problematic bitch in the game despite not even having a palace
#oh not to mention making anime.com’s top 10 most gut wrenching last words#“i was such a fool” i’m going to jump#they should’ve just let him have a palace cmon atlus that shit would’ve fucked so hard#wasted potential etc etc#yea time to replay and actually get the royal ending so i get more content of him i just wanted to play the game regularly first#they hate me bc i got p5r but still wanted to do the normal ending first (i made the right call)#horrible bastard i hope he dies in this version too#p5#goro akechi#oh also expect some persona art bc i haven’t posted anything for like a month and i have a huge backlog of p5 art that i need to color
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Is Jashverse what people call just all of the guys interacting?
If yes, I think Fine, I'm Fine and 20XX would be like older siblings to HMS
The type where you don't see them very often because they're already fully functioning people with their own lives but they show up every once in a while to call you short, buy you candy and tell you to hang in there it's gonna get better
Headcanon #710
#chonny jash#submission#cj mind#cj heart#cj soul#chonnys charming chaos compendium#cj 20xx#cj fif#i believe its called that yea?#also yes#they arent always able to be there as they have theyre own shit goin on but theyll do what they can when there#same goes for AC cj i think#going with acnh lore [?] bros on a whole ass different island so he cant visit much#might make another post for that [or yall submit it cos itll be a bit before the next 100th post]#acnh jash lets em visit the island for like a holiday or something#think thats nice :}
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are u a proshipper you seem really obsessed with toxic relationships and people being tortured by their "loved ones"
no
if you don’t like it can you just block me instead of annoying me
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silver enjoyer Idia shroud and his idealistic visions vs silver hater sebek zigvolt who knows the truth of that hair care(?)
#twisted wonderland#Twst#cereal tries to draw#silidia#idisil#idia shroud#sebek zigvolt#Sorry I’ll never let it go that Idia has called silver handsome out loud!!!#I was also thinking about that story with silver and vil#Where I think vil was asking about silvers hygiene routine or something#I think silver was like yea I wash my hair with soap#UNLESS IM MISTAKING CANON WITH FANART#Bc I know I saw at least one fanart of silver washing his hair with bar soap and upsetting vil lol#But I’m p sure it’s based on silvers PE vignette or something
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The thing with reclaiming things for oneself is that it's not always inconsequential and comforting than it seems. I mean femboy, for an example, may seems appealing to some to claim as without the social context it come from which will be attached to it no matter if the person who identify as such like it or not. I mean, even if the word may seems like it describes someone who's perceivable as feminine while identifying as masculine, it was still coined as a reductive, defeatist and fetishizing term targeted at people who can achieve a rather specific, based off fiction, more often than not, idealised aesthetic. There's reasons why people avoid calling themselves and others shemales or traps, rebranding it won't make it much different.
#truth to be told i'm way more baffled at tmes doing that like...ok so you identify as backhanded tongue in cheek transmisogyny? interesting#when tma do that im like ok i see you and i get the idea of self preserving by eating crumbs of backhanded validation from oppressors#but it's kind of primordial to just set boundaries otherwise it's easy to fall in the rabbit hole of self depreciation#and to recognize that people wanting to stay out of it aren't cringe and their hostility may be earned but they're not inherently enemies#at the end of the day it's kind of a “you do you” kind of thing but remains that words have meaning and connotations#so it's normal to react in accordance#it's all fun to let people have fun but when the fun is feminity served as an aesthetic that's only valid if fuckable or a joke if not is uh#but at the same time isn't there a more feminine experience than having your value as a person in society reduced to your fuckability#so yea...i mean some people do call themselves bimbos also#but with thick skin and some self awareness to an extend why not...just don't beg for validation over it
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yours, mine, & natlan's: a terrible au
or, Capitano marries Mavuika and their respective children revolt. Ft:
Il Capitano, the First Fatui Harbinger, as the strict, disciplined single father with a very respectable but not emotionally vibrant family.
Mavuika, the Pyro Archon, as the warm-hearted mother of Natlan's six most headstrong up-and-comers.
when the two decide to join themselves and their families in union, their children are absolutely horrified. Add to that the fact that both parents have quite the opposed extended families, and you have yourself a wedding that even Chief Justice Neuvillette isn't gonna want to miss out on.
picturing a modernized setting for this. the oldest kids can probably be in uni.
it's not that they don't want their parents to be happy. it's just that... does it have to be that family??
Mavuika's kids are ofc the six heroes of Natlan. I imagine Iansan to be working while the next 3 are in uni, with Kinich & Mualani being in the last two years of high school respectively. remember, they gotta be immature for this to work
not sure about Capitano, maybe he picked up Childe off the street and now there's Tonia and Teucer too. but for the sake of keeping everything fun and lively, Aunt Arle has sent her kids to live with them for a while so they can be in on the drama
yes the harbingers and the archons are their own extended families
weirdo Cousin Wanderer comes over every weekend; he's technically adopted by Auntie Nahida but for some reason the harbingers know him very well too
Chasca keeps her anger issues but they're related to her dead father now. how dare Capitano try to replace him when she's barely recovered from his loss.
Mualani, who's into throwing parties, finds herself at odds with the orderly Capitano
Ororon, to Granny Citlali's great dismay, probably set Mavuika up with Capitano in the first place... which is gonna go over well
Childe is always picking fights with Ajaw and it drives everyone up the wall (literally, in Xilonen's case)
extended family reunions with archons + harbingers? mannnn
Anyway, there's so much potential for wholesome (emphasis on wholesome) family comedy chaos here and we're only getting started. If I'm lucky someone here will actually want to write it... tumblr help??
#genshin impact#genshin au#mavuika x capitano#mavuitano#fatui harbingers#natlan characters#fanfic prompt#family au#no i've never actually seen yours mine & ours#but the concept is way too funny#and it was the first thing i thought of when the fatui started working with the natlanese#i'm sorry for anyone who has ships within these sibling relationships#but let's make some platonic chaos for once#xbalanque as the natlan kids' dead father?? helppp#also this only works if we know capitano's name#bc otherwise his stepchildren are just calling him “The Captain”#which actually... they could just do out of spite#yea nvm thats way funnier
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been on an oc redesign kick. this is incomprehensible to anyone but me and like 2 other people probably. hi tim if ur reading this
#im not entirely happy with kaori still but im glad i got everyone's different ears down finally. AND THEIR HAIR. god their hair#im really reallyyyy pleased with dallas though hes so cutie#moor's edge#<- oc tag for these freaks#june and vera are both trans in the way that yea they probably have something going w their genders but theyre at work so they dont care rn#can call them he or she respectively but they wont correct u if u call them anything else#character design#illustration#ocs#sketches#my art#2024#i always feel a bit dumb posting oc stuff cause its like. who cares. but then i remember this blog is just meant to be an archive for me#i also feel like kaori has more going on than just being bi but she hasnt been in my mind's rock tumbler long enough to figure that out#ill let her cook for a bit longer#none of my guys are cishet though thats all i know
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this excerpt from kaveh’s old sketchbook makes me clinically insane
#i wouldn’t call this a bad thing but what could i possibly do for him that guy definitely wouldn’t take me in for no reason and without expe#IM GONNA KMS!!!;!:!:!:#ahem anyway#haikaveh#kavetham#guys#i just#this on top of the thesis being pieced together in there#and his part of what was clearly a debate with alhaitham#and him saying that even tho their views contradict each other it’s bc of that that they’re able to learn and grow from each other#idk they’re soooo#actually going back to the main point#yea kaveh i wonder why alhaitham is letting you stay with him for what is probably low rent#without asking for anything else in return#hmm i wonder that’s such a difficult question.#WHATEVER I HATE GAY PPL
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My tbosas rarepair based on absolutely nothing but vibes and shits and giggles is Smiley and Sejanus
#silly post#sejanus is funny as fuck#and smiley is also such a fun guy#and god knows poor sejanus needs some fun in his life#so yea i just think they would be a fun couple#imagine sejanus arrives in twelve and smiley immediately just starts flirting with him#and sejanus is super caught off guard lmao#or coriolanus walking in on them making out like 🧍🏼♂️#both very funny scenarios to me#what would they even be called? smijanus? seiley?#plinthley is kinda cute#lets go with that#plinthley#seiley is also kinda cute tho#fuck it lets go with that as well double ship name#seiley#im the only one who ships them i can make the rules#never seen anyone else talk about this does someone else get the vision?#if someone does please let me know your ship name suggestions#and if anyone ever writes a fic about smiley flirting like crazy with sejanus and wooing him pls let me know i will owe you#smiley tbosas
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