#? is this a thing

[chippuyon]

happy ainiversary

[k4r4ss]

[nuzivuzijuzi]

me: *watching first episode of murder drones* wow this show is really cool, uzi and v are really cool i wish i looked like them (gender envy)

me after episode 8: holy shit i want to be a robot. is there such thing as robot dysphoria

[bringcal]

jaderoxy but momgrandma

[ho3-y]

I’ve been tryna have an orgasm for like 4 days now and apparently when I’m too overstimulated I can’t cum

[wispedvellichor]

murdah babies

[simplestoryteller]

As an aroace person I find reading about characters having crushes to be hilarious

don’t get me wrong I’ll still cringe from second hand embarrassment (especially if it’s a visual or audio medium instead of written) and will def skip spicy scenes cause those make me uncomfy

but reading about characters pining for each other is so hilarious I can’t help but cackle lmao

[infinitelyprecious]

Do things work like that???

[rvspecter]

also my drafts are full of things i can't say and posts i can't reblog

[aro-simp]

now that I have publicly admitted to my House MD fixation I can go straight over to my shitty dynamic headcanons which is that Wilson and House are totally a weird couple (undoubtedly so) but also once in a while House just shows up with Some New Guy (gender neutral) who's much younger than both of them and definitely in need of a parental figure and goes "Wilson I found us a third" and Wilson's just like "House no" and the entire "House No!" "House Yes!" thing starts all over

but anyways it always ends with Wilson being too much of a people pleaser to actually refuse anything so he acts all Niceys towards the Some New Kid and they end up in a weird throuple/found family where all of them get a little bit of free therapy out of each other but it's definitely also the kind of relationship others observe and just kinda go "wtf"

"My wife and I saw you from across the bar and think you're pretty cute" but it's actually more like "my freak friend wants to study you in a petri dish and all I can do is try to stop him from becoming a worse person while doing so"

[gatesofember]

Valgrace is so Romeo and Juliet coded. Leo (sorta) fakes his death. Jason gives up on life. Leo comes back shortly after he dies.

[kingbutch]

butch prince femme knight ?

[urgentkettle]

Gimmick blog where I just @ summon other blogs and pretend I’m interviewing them or add annotations like I’m a field reporter live at the scene of a news segment.

People can summon me by saying things like “discourse is heating up in the stationary fandom, we take you now live to our @shitpost-field-reporter who is live at the scene of the post” on some post about journal sizing

And then I’ll be like “thanks @willypadilly . As the new year has started, people who are into performative journaling debate the best kind of dot notebook. This year’s surprising new controversy is the shockingly low to complete lack of blood in the page ink in books marketed towards wizards. I’m here with @wizard-shitposter-extraordinaire to talk about this breaking scandal. @wizard-shitposter-extraordinaire, can you tell us how we are just finding out about these deceptively marketed tomes and what the spell crafting community can do about them?”

[egberts]

um miraculous ladybug spoilers but my theory is amelie was gabriel's wife and felix was his son and they didn't listen to him enough so he made sentimonster clones of them (Emily and Adrien) and that's why there are two rings

[not-original-after-all]

And hence forth ye shall be known as Bildaddy