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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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throwback to the milves <3

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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ugggh you guys know I love a royalty au

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meanwhile during all this Hazel knows exactly what’s going on like maybe Jason even told her. and Nico can’t complain to her about Jason’s determination to kiss her because that would be weird but she can tell he’s upset about it and maybe she even eggs him on about it like “Jason is so big and strong and handsome, I hope he wins this tournament, I’ve been practicing kissing my pillow”

anyway afterwards Nico apologizes to Hazel for stealing Jason but Hazel is like “Jason never really caught my attention. I have my eye on a different knight.” (it’s Frank)

JASICO AU IDEA

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yessss :3

your royalty au made me think of my courtly love au which made me think “ah yes that was a cute fic. but what if it was JASICO?” anyway now I’m a mess

is this where your prince nico knight jason au idea came from

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what if the wording of the tournament is like “the winner will receive a kiss from the king’s most beautiful and beloved child, Princess Hazel” and Jason is like “what about the child I find the most beautiful and is most beloved by me?” so when he wins he’s like “most beautiful and beloved child right?” and he turns to Nico like “may I?” and Nico says “wot” and Jason’s like “kiss you” and Nico’s brain is having a hard time understanding what’s happening but he says yes <3 and they kiss <3

JASICO AU IDEA

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HELP IM LOSING MY MIND OVER JASICO AGAIN

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Jason and Nico train together and Jason always wins and it pisses Nico off. Jason’s like “would it really be that bad if I won?” and Nico is like “YES that’s my baby sister!” (I decided it’s Hazel) and Jason is just amused by how pissed Nico seems by the idea of him kissing someone else

But then at the tournament something happens and Nico is actually beating Jason in the final match but Nico suddenly thinks “I can’t do this I can’t get in the way of his happiness if this is what he wants” so he lets Jason win

but then Jason asks for Nico instead and they kiss in the middle of the arena and Jason is like “did you really think I’d choose anyone but you?”

JASICO AU IDEA

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Everyone knows that’s why Nico’s doing it too because he’s so obvious about his giant crush except Jason appears to be completely clueless (he’s not)

JASICO AU IDEA

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what if Nico enters the tournament too ostensibly to protect his sister but really to stop Jason from kissing her

JASICO AU IDEA

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Nico is a prince and Jason is a knight/his best friend/the guy he has a major crush on. there’s a tournament with the prize being a kiss from the princess (haven’t decided if the princess is Hazel or Bianca yet). and Jason absolutely throws himself into this tournament and he trains for months and Nico is sooo jealous because obviously Jason’s doing this because he wants that kiss from his sister and obviously Jason’s going to win because he’s so big and strong so obviously he’s going to kiss Nico’s sister and then obviously she’ll fall in love with him because who WOULDN’T and then they’ll get married and have babies and Nico will have to pretend he’s not heartbroken </3 and then Jason wins the tournament and the king allows him to claim his prize and Jason’s like “actually I wonder if I might request a different prize” and everyone is like GASP how insolent! this knight has no manners! he forgets his place! but the king is intrigued so he allows Jason to make his request and then Jason asks for permission to kiss Nico instead, if Nico is willing. and of course the king is like “yeah sure” and Nico is like “yes please” and they kiss <3

it’s sooo cliche and predictable but so fun

JASICO AU IDEA

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JASICO AU IDEA

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remember six seeds? dang that was a good idea too bad I’m probably never going to get to it

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pspsps give me this job pspspsps you want to hire me so bad

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The solangelo to jasico pipeline is like a slow predator. Patient, discreet, inescapable, and deadly.